00:01I hand a stranger my phone, asking for a favor.
00:06If they can agree to this task, it will be a lifesaver.
00:10Can you take a good photo of us, I say nice and clear,
00:14but somehow that message never reaches their ear.
00:17We stood there for a minute, striking pose after pose,
00:21convinced they were snapping from our head to our toes.
00:24Then I check my camera roll, and my heart sinks with dread.
00:27They took one single photo, and it's just of our heads.
00:33Oh, no.
00:34Why does everyone feel the need to zoom in so close?
00:39Let's get some background, not the boogers up my nose.
00:43Taking a picture in front of the Eiffel Tower really was a treat,
00:48yet all you really captured was the grass beneath my feet.
00:51I traveled to Mount Rushmore to see the noble men in stone.
00:55They must have only carved in two, since that's all that's on my phone.
01:00Now I've learned my lesson, and I refuse to be misled.
01:04Next time, I'll have control and just take a selfie instead.
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