00:05You guys ready for your headliner?
00:09This guy rocks.
00:11Keep it going for James Austin Johnson.
00:15You ever been playing a video game
00:17and your guy gets into some fire?
00:21Okay, so this is a video game guy burning alive.
00:34This is a pretty crazy show I got planned for you guys.
00:39I'm going to talk about my life a little bit.
00:44Some social commentary for a little bit.
00:48All of this was pre-written.
00:50Down to the blocking.
00:56Maybe the health is going down by two.
01:00For some reason.
01:01When will you be engulfed?
01:03CAA gave me a binder.
01:05They said I skew male.
01:06I want that represented on this next one.
01:09Where are my f***ing dogs at?
01:12Saturday's penis day.
01:13Get down on all phones and lick it up like a little pig.
01:15Bob Dylan sings like a snake.
01:17This is church.
01:18I said, God damn it, f*** that, not today.
01:22You see if anybody else thinks about this kind of thing.
01:23Y'all ever think about if the president is going to start talking about you specifically?
01:27He's woke, he's so woke.
01:28You know, my stuff was always more roots, kind of roots, Americana, kind of roots.
01:33More newgrass than bluegrass, but definitely old time.
01:35Definitely in that old time jam sort of feel.
01:38Oh, Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack kind of by way of Cold Mountain soundtrack.
01:43Sort of.
01:43All of that is true, but it ignores one important fact.
01:47That James Austin Johnson is here to save us.
01:50To save comedy.
01:52Give it up.
01:52That's a guy's name.
01:54Who's?
01:54Fuck you!
01:55I'm gonna do 20 minutes of diarrhea stuff.
01:58Take off all of my clothes and walk off the stage.
02:03Y'all don't know me.
02:05I'm f***ing crazy.
02:07I'm f***ing crazy.
02:09I'm f***ing crazy.
02:10I'm f***ing crazy.
02:13I'm f***ing crazy.
02:18You
