00:00So I take it this is a bad time to probably ask you for a raise?
00:02Not the best timing.
00:04Okay.
00:04We gotta cut down actually right now.
00:06Welcome back to Dirt with Danny.
00:07My name is Danny Jackal.
00:08Today it's game day at Indiana University
00:10and I'm gonna be asking people,
00:11what's your biggest fumble?
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00:19What is your biggest fumble?
00:20One time I went to a party to meet up with a guy
00:22and he was there with his girlfriend
00:24and I had no idea about it.
00:26It's an awkward moment.
00:27And how was the girlfriend's reaction?
00:29Well, I just didn't say anything
00:31and I don't think she ever found out
00:33because like how do you approach that?
00:34That's messy as hell.
00:35What's your biggest fumble?
00:36Probably when I barreled through my front door last weekend
00:39when I had my key in my pocket
00:41when I could have just unlocked the door.
00:42I just ran through it.
00:44Yep.
00:44That is unfortunate.
00:46Makes sense, right?
00:46Yep.
00:47What's your biggest fumble?
00:48Probably hooking up with a guy
00:50and he asked me out
00:50and then broke up with me two weeks later.
00:53He said he wasn't ready for a long-term relationship
00:56and then got into a relationship
00:57with the girl he's currently dating.
00:59He could have just told you that he didn't want you.
01:01Right, okay.
01:02He's the one that really fumbled here.
01:04Oh, 100%.
01:04What's your biggest fumble?
01:09I think my biggest fumble is probably...
01:16Let's be a little more sharp here.
01:17Come on, let's get an answer.
01:19I just haven't, like, I don't know.
01:21Brandon Walker, my bestie.
01:23You want to ask a question or...?
01:24I thought we squashed the beef.
01:25Did we not squash it?
01:26Hold on, time out.
01:27Why was there beef?
01:27Why did you hate me in the first place?
01:29We had never interacted.
01:30Yeah, but we have interacted.
01:31Remember Barstool Idol?
01:32Yeah, and I got you a good job.
01:33I voted for you.
01:34You voted for Caroline.
01:35I did.
01:35I did.
01:36I was lying the whole time.
01:37Exactly.
01:38But in the office, when I walk around, you're like this.
01:41If you were 47 years old with heart failure and diabetes and had four kids to support,
01:46you can walk around like this, too.
01:47Now that you've explained it, we're good.
01:49Good.
01:49Besties.
01:50Now we're besties.
01:51What's your biggest fumble?
01:52I fumbled Brandon Walker.
01:54Now he won't even look at me.
01:55He won't hug me.
01:56I mean, this sounds somewhat familiar.
01:58I think he won't hug or look or talk to anybody.
02:01He's too big time.
02:02He's bigger than Dave Portnoy at this point.
02:04I told him earlier his ego's too big and he started freaking out.
02:07Well, it is.
02:07So keep telling him that and then maybe he'll fumble something.
02:10What is your biggest fumble?
02:11I was messing with this chick.
02:12She was just outstanding, dude.
02:13And I just...
02:14What did you do?
02:14I didn't even do nothing.
02:15Like, you know, I didn't even do...
02:16I don't even do...
02:17Did I do anything?
02:18He didn't do anything.
02:18I didn't even do anything.
02:19That's the problem.
02:20I don't even know.
02:212026 is crazy, dude.
02:22If you do something, you can pick up a bug, save it, and then put it in the hospital and
02:26you're still going to jail.
02:28Women are something else.
02:30Something else.
02:30Don't make you go crazy.
02:31You guys have a lot of girl issues?
02:32Too many.
02:33Maybe you guys are the problem.
02:35Am I the problem?
02:36We might be the problem.
02:37We might be the problem.
02:37We might be the problem.
02:38We might be the problem.
02:39What is your biggest fumble?
02:41I got with the guy that wanted my sister and I didn't know that until after.
02:46That's got to be rough.
02:47It was fine, honestly.
02:48He wasn't cute anyways.
02:49She blocked him, like, immediately.
02:51That's what he gets.
02:52What is your biggest fumble?
02:54Me and him actually just got broken up with the same day.
02:56Were you guys dating the same girl?
02:59Not exactly.
03:00Double dipping?
03:01I don't know.
03:03What is your biggest fumble?
03:04Probably playing in a reality show for $250,000 and getting to the final five and four people
03:10had immunity.
03:11Your crash out was very valid.
03:12I had $250,000 in my pocket and I got taken away by producers who wanted their friends to
03:17win.
03:17That's not really true, but that's what I'm going with.
03:19What is your biggest fumble?
03:20He's probably standing back over there.
03:22Wow, your own husband.
03:24Uh, ex.
03:25Oh.
03:26Wait, you're with your ex?
03:28We're here for our boy.
03:29Probably the best co-parenting I've ever seen.
03:31Yeah, we're really masterful at it.
03:33What is your biggest fumble?
03:35I should have stayed in Cali.
03:36You don't like Indiana?
03:37It's alright.
03:38I don't know.
03:39I should have stayed in Cali.
03:40What part of Cali though?
03:42That's key.
03:42Huntington Beach.
03:43What is your biggest fumble?
03:45I think my biggest fumble is not having asked for your number yet.
03:48That's okay.
03:49But, uh, anyways, I hope you enjoy the game.
03:52What is your biggest fumble?
03:54I ran into the bathroom to try to throw up, ran straight into the men's bathroom.
03:58Urinals, people using it.
04:00That's actually really bad.
04:01The most embarrassing thing in my life.
04:02What's your biggest fumble?
04:04I just shit on the floor of the tailgate field.
04:06Why did you not go to a bathroom?
04:09Alright, there's no bathroom.
04:10I do see the porter potties right there.
04:14Um, what is your biggest fumble?
04:16One time at a Halloween party, I fell down a whole fight of stairs in front of everyone
04:20with a dog in my hands.
04:21That's gotta be so embarrassing.
04:23It was very embarrassing.
04:24Was the dog okay?
04:26Yes.
04:26I have fallen down the stairs before, and then when I walked up, I fell upwards as well.
04:31I didn't even know that could happen.
04:32Like back to back?
04:33Yeah, it was mortifying.
04:34What's your biggest fumble?
04:36My dad told me to buy in video when it was at like 110 bucks.
04:39That's unfortunate.
04:40Not a great performance for me.
04:41What is your biggest fumble?
04:43I was talking to this boy who was like 6'5".
04:46He was so hot, like the most beautiful man you could ever speak to, and I chose his ugly
04:50ass friend.
04:52Wow.
04:53And his ugly friend told everybody that nobody can talk to me.
04:57That is a fumble.
04:59Dave, what's your biggest fumble?
05:01Betting on Rutgers' first game of the season.
05:03Lost a lot of money.
05:04Tons.
05:05So I take it this is a bad time to probably ask you for a raise?
05:08Not the best timing.
05:10Okay.
05:10We gotta cut down, actually, right now.
05:12Well, then I'll just shut up.
05:14Fair enough.
05:15Okay.
05:16What's your biggest fumble?
05:17I don't think it is.
05:18No fumbles here.
05:20I guess my job here is done.
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