00:00Too many bones.
00:07You can get ready for a feast.
00:10How can I feel, music?
00:12You gotta make like you're a willowy tree.
00:15You wouldn't have any mustard there, would you?
00:17Gee, what I'd give for a good old bologna and cheese.
00:20That's a liquor license, not a shrink license.
00:24Can't remember the last time I had something good to eat.
00:27Better make it a double.
00:28Just don't tell me why.
00:29It's for my own good, she says.
00:32Why can't she have a hobby like painting eggs?
00:35Hemorrhoids.
00:36She could do it sitting on a pillow.
00:37Can I ever tell you about my hemorrhoids?
00:39They get really bad when it's humid, you know.
00:43You expecting someone from the health department, man?
00:47Any man would do.
00:49Just don't sit down with those grimy clothes.
00:56You better be here when the microwave rings.
00:59This is it, Mae.
01:00It has to cook a few more minutes.
01:03When it comes to cooking, you'd make a great decorator.
01:06Come on, you sap as veal.
01:10When I said your food belonged in hell, I...
01:14Now where were we?
01:16You're a walking contraceptive.
01:18Some men still find me attractive.
01:23How should I know them?
01:24I didn't attend the Braille Institute.
01:27It's delicious!
01:28Why can't you fix something simple?
01:31Want to feel my hard hat?
01:34Don't do that.
01:36What a nice pussy.
01:38I want a bologna and cheese sandwich for dinner.
01:42And as for that deranged toaster, you know what you can do with it.
01:47You pig!
01:49There is something bothering you.
01:52You have a definite grasp for the obvious.
01:56That's what's bothering me.
01:58And it really helps my food money go far.
02:10Isn't it in the microwave?
02:15Hot meat.
02:22There's nothing in there.
02:25Not bad.
02:28Please don't try to tell me it's a drumstick.
02:31It's something new I've been trying.
02:33This is fantastic!
02:35Hey, give me that back.
02:36This is a tummy turn-on, man.
02:38I can bring some in tomorrow.
02:40This meat is a little tough and old.
02:42I still haven't perfected a way to prepare it.
02:47Quit distracting the paying customers.
02:49You're a real son of a bitch.
02:52That's no reason to be kicked out.
02:54You know, you look so much better in the dark.
02:57Maybe, you know, an even darker place
02:59where we could go and admire each other.
03:02I don't know why I've taken so long to humor you.
03:05All this effort's given me a huge appetite.
03:08As long as nothing's going on here.
03:14I could eat a whore.
03:17Hey, you know, that was a great game, guys.
03:20I can't be a scurry in a coat.
03:22Ha-ha!
03:33Do you have any eggs for my basket?
03:35Shouldn't you be doing it?
03:38I've always been sort of a normal fella.
03:41You know, just an ordinary joe.
03:48Where's May?
03:49Beats me.
03:50I came here to see my sister and I...
03:53Here she is.
03:54I've been teaching Napoleon.
03:57I'll go get her, all right?
04:00Poor dear.
04:05Augustin, Augustin.
04:08Sure, you needed the pacemaker years ago
04:10when you had all that excess weight.
04:11Now it's just a booster.
04:13You can do everything you could 15 years ago.
04:18Says several foxes disappeared last week
04:20in a small area of town.
04:22It gets better every time.
04:24Can I have a ride?
04:26Hop in.
04:34Now.
04:39Hey, Donald, this isn't a time
04:41or a place to be asleep.
04:44I so see it,
04:46but I so don't believe it.
04:50Hey, Charlie, come here.
04:52You gotta see this.
04:53This thing's a death trap
04:54for anyone with a pacemaker.
05:06I love you.
05:08I know it.
05:08I know it.
05:09I know it.
05:10I know it.