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  • 5 weeks ago
Two grocery store employees have an unexpected, helium-fueled encounter with a late-night customer.
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00:00Count Chocula, Captain Crunch, the Lucky Charms guy.
00:06His name escapes me.
00:08Fuck Lucky Charms, marry Captain Crunch, and kill the Count.
00:14Whatever.
00:15Hi.
00:17Can I get some balloons?
00:19Balloon guy's not here.
00:20Can one of you help me?
00:21We're closing.

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