00:00I'm Sheikh El Hamid, and I'm interested in your English classes.
00:04Oh, well, you don't mind me saying so. Your English is fairly good.
00:07Thank you. It is comforting to know that my years at Oxford were not wasted.
00:15I would like my personal chauffeur to join your class.
00:18Oh, I'm afraid that is quite impossible.
00:21It is midterm, and students are not permitted to join halfway through a course.
00:25Rules are rules.
00:27I'm sure you could make an exception for a little donation of, er, £2,000.
00:34This isn't the Dorchester Hotelian.
00:37This is an educational establishment.
00:39You can't expect us to bend the rules just because you plonked too grand on the table.
00:43Can he, Miss Courtney?
00:44Well, of course he can.
00:49Where is your chauffeur now?
00:51Outside.
00:55Will you come in now?
01:01He's white.
01:03People usually are from Glasgow.
01:07Are you Scots?
01:09But of course.
01:11But why do you want us to teach him English?
01:13Because I can't understand a word of what he says.
01:18I don't mean now, but I don't understand how you don't know what I'm going to put in here, but...
01:22But you'll stop saying it, yeah, man.
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