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00:13It set the whole world on fire.
00:17Oh, hell yeah.
00:21Yes!
00:36Tēnā koutou kato, mau mai, haere mai, and welcome to Season 7 of Taskmaster New Zealand.
00:44My name is Jeremy Wells and I have been guarding this throne since the end of Season 6.
00:50Even when the set was dismantled to be put into storage, my cheeks remained firmly in place.
00:57No one has managed to take my place and nobody ever will for I am the Taskmaster.
01:08Over the next 10 episodes I will force 5 comedians to complete a series of pointless tasks for points.
01:15Whoever racks up the most points by the end of the season will win this.
01:21A golden trophy made in my likeness.
01:25Why is it in my likeness?
01:26Because that's what we did for the first season and they come cheaper in a pack of 10.
01:33Now it's time to meet the four comedians competing for a Taskmaster trophy for the first time,
01:39plus the one comedian who did well enough in Taskmaster UK to be promoted to the big leagues.
01:50Please put your hands together for Dayfane!
02:08And to my left, he's the coolest man in a white dinner jacket so long as you exclude Sean Connery,
02:14Humphrey Bogart and every boy taking a fashion risk at the Year 13 formal,
02:19ladies and gentlemen, Paul Williams!
02:26Paul, are you ready for another season?
02:29Hello, hello, hello, Jeremy.
02:31I am so ready.
02:33We've been going for seven years now, which means it's our copper anniversary.
02:44I think by copper, that's the medal.
02:47No medals yet, but once I finish my training and get out on my beat, I'm sure I'll win some.
02:54It's season seven, and that means we're upping the ante by beginning the show the same way we have since
03:00season one.
03:01It's time for a prize task. Paul.
03:04Tonight, we've asked our contestants to each bring in the thing that adds the most joie de vivre to a
03:11room.
03:13Joie de vivre is a French word for the joy of living.
03:17In English, it means a feeling of great happiness and enjoyment of life.
03:21Dave, what did you bring in?
03:23I brought in the tiramisu.
03:28You can put tiramisu anywhere and eventually someone will go,
03:31Mmm, it's that tiramisu.
03:34And then you go, I've got the joie de vivre.
03:39I've got it in my heart.
03:42What did you bring in, Hilary?
03:45I don't speak French, okay?
03:47So when I saw it, I thought it was joie de vivre.
03:51So I brought in this.
03:55So you can see by the smile, that's where the joy is.
03:58And then because it's a car, then it goes...
04:05Morgana.
04:08So, okay, what brings more joy to your life than bubbles?
04:12Sweetie little bubbles.
04:14So what I've done is I've fashioned a chair.
04:17But underneath is a special contraption.
04:19So at any given moment, you can sit on the chair and then bubbles come out.
04:23And it looks like it's coming out your bum.
04:29Oh, yes.
04:30That's lovely.
04:31And how ordinary that chair looks.
04:34But no, no, no.
04:35Just a little excitement for everybody.
04:37This is the first thing that actually looks joyful.
04:40Yes.
04:41So look at that, bubbles.
04:45Race.
04:46What thing did you bring in that has joie de vivre?
04:49Very simple, cake big enough that there could be a man in there.
04:52Wow.
04:59Now is there a man in there?
05:01Is there a man?
05:01Who's to say?
05:03There could be, and there's definitely not, but there might be.
05:05And there isn't, but maybe.
05:08So why not a woman in the cake?
05:10Yeah, thank you. That's exactly...
05:11Could be a woman.
05:13Oh, cool.
05:16It's 2026, women can be in cakes too.
05:21Rose, what did you bring in?
05:22I brought in my nan's talking parrot toy.
05:27As you can see here.
05:29You turn it on. Yeah, one clap.
05:31Strong prize.
05:33Now the haters are going to say that I am staying with my nan at the moment.
05:41And I may have forgotten about this prize task.
05:45And I may have looked in the cupboard.
05:47But honestly, when you get this out, everyone's laughing, having a go.
05:52Kids are happy.
05:53Grandad walks in, he's been dead for 10 years, but somehow he's alive again.
05:58That's joie. That's joie de vivre.
06:03I've got one.
06:05It's a difficult one to judge.
06:08Well, don't judge it then.
06:11That's a good point.
06:12Why give art points?
06:13Just art, you know?
06:14Yes, all art.
06:16Put it together.
06:17What do you got?
06:18Jumble it up.
06:19I always sort of run with the line, the last person to talk gets the lowest points.
06:24Yeah.
06:24So Dave gets one.
06:26Yeah!
06:27One point!
06:29All right!
06:31Rose, two points for the talking parrot.
06:34Three points for Hawane with the car that would just get annoying if it was in the middle of the
06:39room.
06:40Four points for Morgana, because I like bubbles.
06:45And then I think five points for Rhys Mathewson with the cake.
06:51So that means after the first task, Rhys is in first the worst, Morgana's in second the best, and Hawane
06:56is in the coveted golden princess position.
07:05Okay Paul, let's get to the first proper task of the show.
07:09Let's get back into the swing of things.
07:21Paul, hello.
07:23Hello Paul.
07:25Quite quiet.
07:27Hello Paul.
07:28Hello Dave.
07:30Hi.
07:31Hello Paul.
07:32Or I assume to be Paul.
07:34How you doing?
07:35Not good.
07:36How are you going?
07:37I'm doing okay.
07:39I like eye contact though.
07:41Okay.
07:43Swing the grape into Paul's mouth.
07:46You must say a beautiful sentence before each swing.
07:50Your sentence may not reuse any words with more than three letters from a previous sentence.
07:58The sentence said before your successful swing is locked as your sentence.
08:04Most beautiful sentence wins.
08:06You must swing from the mat.
08:08You may not move the mat.
08:11Your time starts now.
08:13Beauty's, yeah, relative I suppose.
08:15Some people find you attractive.
08:19I think a lot of people.
08:21Oh yeah, yeah we've all seen the subreddits.
08:23Uh, okay.
08:29Okay, so there's no time limit on this?
08:31No time limit.
08:32But they just can't reuse any words longer than three letters.
08:34Okay.
08:35Whose beautiful sentences are we going to see first?
08:37I heard through the grape twine that it's rose, reese and hawani.
08:42Beautiful sentence.
08:44Uh, how about the more blacks?
08:49Okay, so that doesn't reach your mouth.
08:51That's literally as far as I can go.
08:53Can I move you?
08:54I'm quite comfortable here.
08:55Yeah, can we scoot you back?
08:59Yeah, that's worse.
09:00Okay.
09:00If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
09:05Your beauty astounds me.
09:09I possess a dream.
09:11Life is beautiful.
09:14Summer.
09:19Just get it.
09:21Just get the grape in your mouth.
09:24Do you think you can shuffle your head to put that in your mouth?
09:27Huh?
09:29You definitely could hear that.
09:31How long have I been going?
09:32I can't say.
09:33Why can't you say?
09:34Why are you acting up?
09:36I'm just hungry for grape.
09:38A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
09:42What is a man but an old child?
09:46Ooh.
09:50I'm so glad that one wasn't it.
09:53Avatar was not that good of a movie.
09:56Sour grapes make great wine.
09:58Fruits be the...
10:02Pizazz!
10:05Fruits be the pizazz?
10:06I can't do that.
10:10Hey Paul.
10:11Yeah?
10:11I'd really like you to try on this next one.
10:14Try what?
10:14To get it in your mouth.
10:15Okay.
10:16Hey.
10:17You.
10:17Get.
10:18In.
10:18My.
10:19Car.
10:22Robert Mugabe.
10:25Muammar Gaddafi.
10:26Hey, you know when I said that you were going to try it?
10:28I'm trying.
10:29You're not.
10:30Because your head is staying absolutely motionless.
10:32Okay.
10:32Paul Williams is a great actor.
10:38I heard a crunch.
10:39Hey you.
10:41Get into my boat.
10:44Cause.
10:46It's.
10:46Wednesday.
10:52Oh no.
10:53I have a really good feeling about this one so I want to make sure that the sentence is really
10:58beautiful.
10:59I'm really appreciative of the time that we're going to spend together.
11:13Isn't that nice?
11:15Good evening.
11:19Rose, I was a little worried that you were going to have an unfair advantage on the show because you've
11:24done Taskmaster before but I needn't have worried because fruits be the pizzazz.
11:31That's a solid sentence.
11:33What about summer?
11:36I wasn't ready to be part of these erotic games by Paul.
11:42In the end, your last one was, hey you, get into my boat cause it's Wednesday.
11:49Is that Shakespeare?
11:52Hawani, you were sort of focused on things that you might start conversations with your dad with like, how about
11:57them all blacks?
11:59Yeah, they cut out all the bits, it's like, are you proud of me?
12:04Can we hug just once?
12:07Rhys, you just started naming dictators.
12:11Robert Mugabe, I think about a lot.
12:15Who doesn't?
12:16And then I just got stuck in a dictator train.
12:19They've all got great names, I think that's the key to a dictator.
12:21Yeah, I think Muammar Gaddafi is genuinely a beautiful man.
12:25Early days, 60s, maybe 70s, not so much at the end, looked really weird by the end of it, like
12:30a shrunken head.
12:31This Taskmaster season's different, eh?
12:37Stop everything, that's enough beautiful words from our comedians, it's time for some beautiful words from our sponsors.
12:42We'll see you after this.
12:57Welcome back to the first episode of a brand new season of Taskmaster New Zealand, where one of the prizes
13:03is a chair that farts bubbles.
13:06What else have we got, Paul?
13:08Before the break, our comedians were uttering beautiful sentences like,
13:12Hey you, get in my car.
13:14And Robert Mugabe.
13:16Who's up next?
13:18It's Fane and Morgane.
13:20Do you have much experience swinging grapes?
13:23I do a lot of swinging, but not so much grapes.
13:26Oh.
13:27Fluffy pink ponies, no.
13:30Little fairy bottoms.
13:33It's beautiful, yes!
13:35God, I'm good at this.
13:36You, create joy.
13:42Did you throw it?
13:43Sweet baby Jesus, no one likes a know at all.
13:46Bubble gum tits.
13:49This is gonna take so long.
13:50You're who I really pray to every night before bed.
13:54Oh, you are the reason the sun shines.
13:58Oh.
13:59Feels like you're really sending it at me.
14:01I'm just trying to get distance.
14:03Okay.
14:04You look very dapper in your lovely white suit.
14:08Oh, what is going on?
14:11Marshmallows.
14:12Falling in love.
14:14Grapey mouth.
14:16Grape fell off.
14:17Shhh.
14:25What are you doing?
14:26I'm moving the mat.
14:29Do you have to be sitting on this chair?
14:31All the information you need is in the task.
14:34So cool to hear you say that.
14:40You want a grape?
14:41You're gonna have some grapes.
14:44Right here.
14:45If I could.
14:46If I could.
14:46And we just.
14:47And then we.
14:48And then we come over here.
14:49Maybe if you could feel your faces here.
14:51Oh, this is really nice.
14:56You got it in your mouth.
14:58It's in your mouth.
15:00So I think the most beautiful sentence I can think of is.
15:07Glory hole.
15:12Chew.
15:13Chew my lovely friend.
15:15What it tastes like.
15:16Tastes like victory.
15:23Dave, so when the task said you cannot move the mat.
15:28I'm a rule breaker.
15:30I just wanted to feed him that grape because, you know, he looked really hungry.
15:34Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the last sentence you said was, got it in your mouth.
15:39Hmm.
15:40It's in your mouth.
15:42Yeah.
15:44Can I ask, why did you have the big metal thing?
15:47Because you were so close that your hand was like nearly over his head.
15:51No, no, no, no, no.
15:52Because just panning over like that, that's cheating.
15:55That.
15:56And I do not cheat.
15:58I will change the rules a bit, but I will not cheat.
16:04Morgana, your sentence ended up being glory hole.
16:10Two beautiful words.
16:12When they're put together, make something like a mouth.
16:20It just felt right. It felt right.
16:22Okay, time to score it.
16:23And before you say anything, I will just highlight that Dave did move the mat.
16:27And his sentence, he repeated the word mouth.
16:30Oh, okay. Yes.
16:32I wondered if you'd pick that up.
16:35Because I wrote down, straight after I wrote down,
16:38he'll never pick that up.
16:39And then I put a question mark.
16:42But I'm glad you got it.
16:44That's our little game.
16:48You've got a real Riddler energy tonight.
16:55So Dave, obviously disqualified, moving the mat.
16:59So one point or no points?
17:00No points.
17:01No points.
17:01I think for two points, Rose, with the sentence,
17:07Hey you, get into my boat because it's Wednesday.
17:10Don't pretend like you wouldn't get into my boat on a Wednesday.
17:13Three points for Morgana, glory hole.
17:18Beautiful. It's a beautiful thing.
17:20No, there's something beautiful about the trust involved with the glory hole.
17:22I totally agree.
17:24Pawani, I'll go with four points for you.
17:27Paul Williams is a great actor.
17:29Yeah, I remember saying it ironically as well when I did it.
17:39You know what? Four points is actually pretty good.
17:44And Rhys, five points for the sentence,
17:47I'm really appreciative of the time that we're going to spend together.
17:51That's genuinely beautiful. A lovely sentiment.
17:53It turned out not to be true.
17:56Spoiler alert.
17:57Okay, so where does that leave the scores for?
18:01Out in first, with a perfect ten points, it's Rhys Mathewson.
18:08Okay, Paul, I'm ready for another task.
18:11What have you got for me?
18:12This task is like an Arabian falconry club.
18:15It's full of shakes.
18:27Hello, Dave.
18:30Hello.
18:32Hello, Rhys.
18:33Hi, Paul.
18:37Are you sources?
18:38It's testing it.
18:39Okay.
18:40I should have gone wheeze.
18:42I didn't go to the bathroom!
18:45Does this make you go to the bathroom?
18:47Paul, you need to know these things as an adult man about the ladies.
18:51If you shake someone long enough...
18:54Yeah.
18:55...at my age...
18:56They'll start pissing.
19:01I had a friend who used to sell these.
19:03Do they still sell them?
19:04It didn't go well.
19:06It didn't go good.
19:07Come up with a non-fitness use for this vibrating platform.
19:10Best repurposing wins.
19:13You have 25 minutes!
19:14Your time starts now.
19:20Don't piss.
19:22You don't tell me what to do, man!
19:27Okay, Paul.
19:28Who's repurposing are we gonna see first?
19:30We're gonna start alphabetically if we kill Dave.
19:33It's Hwani.
19:36Woah.
19:39Woah.
19:41Woah.
19:45I think we should do a song.
19:46Okay.
19:47Are you tired of your opera vibrato singing looking like this?
20:02Get yourself the vibratonator.
20:10The vibratonator can make you go from a dweeb into the king of opera.
20:16Just check out the changes we made with this guy.
20:19Woah.
20:21Ooh.
20:24Ooh.
20:32Ooh.
20:32Ooh.
20:34Ooh.
20:34Ooh.
20:35Ooh.
20:35Vibratonator.
20:36Get yours today.
20:42At first I thought this seems a lot like a sex toy, certainly the name of it.
20:49Yeah, it looked a lot like a sex toy when they called it a vibratonator.
20:52Like, yeah.
20:55But I wasn't at all aroused.
20:58So if they have that.
21:00I jotted down some of the lyrics to the opera that you were singing.
21:04Bra-bree-blo.
21:08Bro-fla-bi-to.
21:10Yes.
21:11Italian.
21:12Wow.
21:14Wow.
21:19Right, it's time for another ad break.
21:21Be sure to stick around to find out who can come up with the best use of a vibrating exercise
21:25plate.
21:26And with her award-winning, critically acclaimed comedian, Rose Matafeo, will wet herself.
21:31We'll see you after this.
21:32It's really good.
21:47Welcome back to Tazmaster, where five comedians are inventing a brand new use for one of those shaking exercise things
21:54your auntie bought and then made you put on Facebook Marketplace.
21:58Now, everyone keeps asking if it's still available.
22:01Yes, it's still available.
22:04So far, we've seen Huani improve his vibrato by physically shaking his vocal cords.
22:09Whose repurposings are we going to see next?
22:12Yes, we've seen one attempt, but we've still got Samoan.
22:15These guys are Samoan.
22:17It's Dave and Rose.
22:19And that's all it does, is just go wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
22:22Yeah, we don't say it like that.
22:24Sorry, Mr. Wiggler.
22:25Jackson Pollock.
22:27We use this to create art.
22:30It might be messy.
22:31Okay, I'll get a rain jacket.
22:33Yeah.
22:33Maybe we'd crush things if we turned it upside down.
22:36Nuts.
22:37Mm-hmm.
22:38Coconut.
22:39Pica nut.
22:41Nutty nut.
22:42Deez?
22:43Deez nuts.
22:45Favorite primary color?
22:46I'd say red.
22:49Yours is yellow.
22:51Yeah.
22:52You know how people like their graphics?
22:54I like them more meshed up anyway, beforehand.
22:57Right.
23:03That's pretty meshed up.
23:05Would you say that's meshed up?
23:07Yeah.
23:08See?
23:09See, all you have to do with this is that you just have to
23:11simply put your canvas on top of here,
23:14and we don't know what we're going to get,
23:15what beautiful results we're going to find here.
23:17Wow!
23:23Yeah!
23:26Ground coffee.
23:28Perfect blend.
23:33What do you think it is?
23:35Swastika.
23:36No.
23:36No.
23:37What percentage of...
23:39Crushed it.
23:39What percentage of the food will it crush?
23:42Shhh.
23:42Crushed it.
23:44I love it.
23:54Dave, it looked like you just broke those Weet-Bix up with your hands.
23:59We must have been watching different things.
24:01Because I can swear that they mushed it up real good.
24:04But the thing I really didn't like was,
24:07you know,
24:08everyone else got to stand on that thing,
24:09and then I went to go stand on it,
24:12and Paul said,
24:12I think there's a weight limit.
24:15Wow!
24:18Wow!
24:20Ooh!
24:23I really didn't say it.
24:26Watching that, I don't think that's okay to put us together.
24:29I think it's a case of bullying.
24:30Yeah.
24:31I think you're on thin ground.
24:32You painted a swastika.
24:33No, I didn't.
24:36I didn't paint.
24:37The vibrating thing paints what it paints.
24:39Yeah.
24:40I think both of us should be rewarded for our creative minds.
24:44And the personal harm that we endured.
24:49Okay, Paul.
24:50I'd like to see another use of the vibrator, please.
24:52I think it's important that we don't call it that.
24:56Here's Reece Mathewson.
25:01Hey, welcome to the Cocktail Collective,
25:03where the drinks are conversation starters,
25:05and the only rule is stay curious.
25:08What can I get you?
25:09A dozen martinis.
25:11Coming right up, man.
25:12Don't hold back on the gin.
25:14Don't worry.
25:15We play a little fast and loose with the poor sizes around here.
25:18All right.
25:19That's 12 martinis.
25:20Is that legal?
25:20Brother, round here.
25:22We see laws more as guidelines.
25:24Well, that's not really right.
25:25Do you want the drinks or not, man?
25:28Yeah, right on.
25:29Cool.
25:30There we go.
25:3112 martinis.
25:33Actually, could I get these martinis shaken, not stirred?
25:39I thought you'd never ask.
25:43Coming right up.
25:5212 shaken martinis.
25:54Enjoy, man.
25:55Don't drink them all at once.
25:57Hey, can you do me a favour?
25:58Never.
26:01Have a great day.
26:03I will.
26:07Next.
26:13To be honest, Reece, quite an intense Passag bartender, that one.
26:18Yeah, yeah.
26:19Well, I had to get some things out,
26:21because when I want to stand on the vibrating plate,
26:23Paul said, whoa there, fatty.
26:24Sorry.
26:29Yeah.
26:30I mean, who else here suffered those insults of Paul's
26:34when they stood on the vibrating?
26:35Absolutely.
26:36He just said, I hate women.
26:37Yeah.
26:40Some of those I did say.
26:45Right, who have we got left, Paul?
26:47You're gonna, sure wanna watch Morgana.
26:51It could massage you.
26:55It could massage you.
27:02Do you always make noises like that when you're getting massaged?
27:06Like it took the devil out of me and it really, no I don't.
27:09It exorcised you.
27:10I think this is what the thing is.
27:13Okay.
27:14You lie on this and it helps to release it all.
27:19Have you suffered from anxiety?
27:21Persistent worrying.
27:23Sad brain.
27:24It's time to shake it out.
27:25Shake it out on the shake plan.
27:27Shaky, shaky.
27:28Time to walk the plank.
27:30The worry plan.
27:30Hi Morgana.
27:35How does it work?
27:36Let me tell you.
27:37How much worrying have you been doing today?
27:39Too much.
27:40I can sense that in your person.
27:42My life is so hard.
27:43This is a shaky plank, Nat.
27:44What I'm gonna get you to do is to lie down on your back easy as anything.
27:53I just can't get enough of this thing.
27:55I get on this in the morning and I can't clear all my thoughts.
28:04My vision is blurry.
28:06Genuinely, my vision is blurry.
28:09Your 0800, shake it out.
28:11And you'll get this for some money.
28:14Great work man.
28:15Do not call.
28:16Great work.
28:18Do not call.
28:21Yes.
28:22Beautiful Gala.
28:24Really good.
28:25I think it really went on to something.
28:28How's the pelvic floor after that?
28:31Stronger.
28:33How is yours?
28:36I've bounced back but my vision was blurry for about an hour.
28:40Did it help your sad brain?
28:42I don't know if there's any helping that.
28:46Jesus man.
28:49Let's do some scoring.
28:51Rose, I've given you one point.
28:53Art is subjective obviously but I can't tolerate swastakas.
28:57I didn't do that.
28:59Dave, I'm going to give you two points.
29:01Why?
29:02Because a rock would have been more effective.
29:06Plani, I'm going to give you three points.
29:08I thought yours was inventive and quite effective for you.
29:11Wrong call but...
29:14Morgana, four points for you.
29:17Mainly because Paul seemed more anxious afterwards.
29:20And Rhys, five points for you.
29:23Highly effective.
29:24And I like that passive aggressive bartender.
29:30It's time for some ads.
29:31We'll see you soon.
29:46Welcome back to Taskmaster.
29:48Where five comedians are competing to win a cake that may be stuffed with a person who's definitely run out
29:55of air by now.
29:56Where were we, Paul?
29:58We were just about to start another task.
30:00What's on the tube?
30:01It's a bunch of tubes.
30:11Ooh.
30:13Ciao, Bella Paolo.
30:15Ciao.
30:16Hey, Paul.
30:17Hello, Dave.
30:18Hello, Rose.
30:19Hi, Paul.
30:21You got your sauces?
30:21Yeah.
30:23How you doing?
30:24Not good.
30:25Yeah.
30:26You're bringing me down with your day not going well.
30:29Oh, sorry.
30:30Do you want to change it?
30:31Okay.
30:31How you doing?
30:32Really bad.
30:33Damn.
30:36Urker.
30:37Emit.
30:38The correct music by banging the pipes.
30:40You must bang them in the correct order.
30:43Beating pipes in the correct order.
30:46Fastest wins.
30:47Be sure to begin by exclaiming,
30:48Silenzio!
30:49Hey!
30:51Before bringing to an end by exclaiming,
30:55Concluso!
30:56Beat for 25 minutes.
30:58Or until done.
31:0025 minutes?
31:01Your time starts now.
31:07Rose, can you tell us what is with the sauce bottles?
31:10Just a bit of sauce, yeah.
31:14Just, you know, to have on hand.
31:17You know how people have like anxiety dogs and stuff?
31:19Just have two bottles of sauce.
31:23Alright Paul, the task seems pretty straight forward.
31:26Just hammering out a tune in the correct order.
31:29Fastest wins.
31:30Whose melody are we going to hear first?
31:31Up first, Dave and Morgana.
31:33Why?
31:33Why?
31:34A, C, E, B, C, D, E.
31:40Silenzio!
31:48Conclusio!
31:48That's not right.
31:49But it was sounding good.
31:51I'm going to bake them in ROYGBIV.
31:54Silenzio!
31:59Concluso!
32:00That's not correct.
32:01That can't.
32:01Is there a clue as to what the true-ness in here?
32:05All the information you need is in the task.
32:07Well, it says your time starts now, but it says Tim.
32:11E.
32:11Do I just do an E?
32:13I feel like a conspiracy theorist, you know?
32:16The E is on another line.
32:19What I'm missing here?
32:22Your marbles, Dave.
32:23You're missing your marbles.
32:28Concluso.
32:29That's not correct.
32:31Can I stop now?
32:32Or do I have to try again?
32:35You can try again.
32:36Okay.
32:37That's good news.
32:38Is it?
32:41That's not correct.
32:42Sorry.
32:43Do people give up on this show?
32:45Occasionally.
32:46Yeah.
32:47No shame, eh?
32:52That's not correct.
32:53Sorry.
32:54Do you like this one?
32:55This game.
32:56Do I like this game?
32:59It's not a game.
33:00It's a task.
33:01Is it a famous tune?
33:03It depends who you ask.
33:05Would I have heard it before?
33:06I don't think so.
33:09Banging the pipes.
33:11You know?
33:12Don't have sex with the pipes.
33:14I won't.
33:15I don't have time.
33:15Anyway.
33:17Okay.
33:19That's not correct, sorry.
33:21Nowhere near, eh?
33:22Not really.
33:26Silencio.
33:43That's not correct.
33:44Imagine if you were like, that's it.
33:46That was it.
33:47You can blow your whistle.
33:49Yeah.
33:50You happy with that?
33:51Oh.
33:52Oh.
33:53Thank you, Dave.
33:54Thank you, Morgana.
33:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:57Thanks.
34:03So Morgana, at some point you thought that maybe the conspiracy was that we were trying to get you to
34:08make love to the pipes.
34:09Yeah, man.
34:11Bang the pipes?
34:12Okay.
34:15I don't know.
34:16I just didn't get it.
34:17I didn't get it.
34:17I still don't get it.
34:18So did you think that dancing in a serpentine fashion through the chimes whilst touching them on the line?
34:25It usually does it.
34:26Like, that usually does it.
34:28Dave, talk me through your methodology.
34:30I panicked.
34:32I'll be the first one to say it.
34:33I panicked.
34:34Didn't know what I was doing.
34:35So I was just banging anything.
34:37It's a sink or swim reaction.
34:39You know, one of those,
34:41Right, who are we going to see banging next?
34:44Producing some beautiful tones from the cheapest pieces of metal piping we could find.
34:49Here's Rose, Reese and Huwani.
34:52Silenzio.
34:56Concluso?
34:57That's not correct.
34:58I don't know.
35:00Silenzio.
35:03Concluso?
35:04No.
35:05But that was probably your best so far.
35:07What?
35:08What'd I do?
35:09Your Tim E starts now.
35:11This is really written strange.
35:19Oh!
35:21Oh!
35:22Yeah, I've got it.
35:23I've cracked it.
35:24So, if I just go by the letters.
35:27Silenzio.
35:28And then capital E.
35:30Little B.
35:31Little B.
35:32Little C.
35:34Little B.
35:36C.
35:37Big B.
35:38E.
35:49Concluso.
35:50I've stopped the clock.
35:52The fly is down.
35:53Damn.
35:54Can we start again?
35:55No.
35:56Damn it.
35:58Thanks for telling me at the end of that.
35:59I only realised at the end.
36:01With a lot of cameras around.
36:02A lot of people could have said something.
36:09Is that the Taskmaster theme tune?
36:11I can't say.
36:18Oh, shit.
36:18Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
36:24Okay, here we go.
36:26Silenzio.
36:38Concluso.
36:38Stop the clock.
36:40Oh!
36:41Oh, no!
36:43Are you happy with that?
36:44I am slightly happy with that.
36:53Rose, I am so impressed that you recognised that it was a theme tune
36:57without even noticing that that was what the clue was in the task.
37:00Yeah, that's a different kind of clever, isn't it?
37:04Not being able to read properly, but having a hunch.
37:08Rhys, Hwani, did you know that it was the Taskmaster theme tune?
37:12No, but I did feel clever until the fly conversations came up.
37:18Like, I was on a high and you get brought down so fast.
37:23So, time-wise, Rhys, 4 minutes 50 seconds.
37:29Hwani, 2 minutes 19 seconds.
37:32Yes!
37:33Rose, without finding the clue, 16 minutes 28 seconds.
37:37You guys are so smart! So smart!
37:40That's crazy, though.
37:41That's crazy!
37:42Well, so Morgana and Dave both did not complete the tar.
37:45Yes, yes, yes.
37:47We'll give them one point each, because they did go for 25 minutes.
37:50They didn't walk away, so...
37:51One point each.
37:52And then three points for Rose, four points for Rhys,
37:55and five points for Hwani.
37:56Yeah!
37:58That's awesome!
37:59Now, if you want to find out the winner of episode one,
38:02season seven of Taskmaster New Zealand,
38:04don't move!
38:04We'll see you after this.
38:06APPLAUSE
38:19Welcome back to the end of the start of season seven of Taskmaster.
38:24I'm sure you've already fallen in love with the new cast,
38:27and they told me over the break that they've fallen in love with you two.
38:32Except for you, Greg and Kilburnie.
38:37You know what you've done.
38:40How are the scores looking, Paul?
38:42Out in first with a whopping 19 points, it's Rhys Mathewson.
38:51All right, comedians, for the first time this season,
38:54please head up to the stage for the final task of the show.
39:02OK, Paul, who is going to read out the instructions
39:04for the first live task of season seven?
39:07Rose.
39:08OK.
39:10Be third.
39:12Each round the Taskmaster will assign you an action.
39:15Whoever is third to complete the action will score one.
39:18Whoever is first or last to complete the action will score negative one.
39:23Highest score at the end of five rounds wins.
39:26OK, put me down for negatives.
39:30And you must be wearing your blinders.
39:33Got it.
39:41You all look very confused, but I'm realising it's the eyes.
39:49OK.
39:51Put your hands on your head.
40:08Dave was first and Rhys was fifth,
40:11so they both received negative one.
40:13Hawani third.
40:14He gets plus one.
40:16Second round.
40:17Put your hands on your knees.
40:35Oh, wolf.
40:41Oh, f***.
40:51Who touched me??
40:54Are you ready for round three?
40:57Yeah.
40:57Make your body into the letter T.
41:16Dave.
41:21Do you know what a T is?
41:24You know the letter T?
41:25Oh, shit.
41:34Well done, Reece.
41:35Let's play.
41:40Jeremy.
41:41Yes.
41:42Do a star jump.
41:49Oh.
41:58Jeremy.
41:59Throw a ball in the air and catch it.
42:05It shows how trusting we are.
42:06He could have put anything in our hands.
42:10It's scary.
42:11Okay.
42:12Are you ready?
42:37Come on down, everyone.
42:39And let's see how it's affected the scores.
43:11So what happened there, Paul?
43:11We've got a privilege to get into episode 1 with 22 points, Reece Mathewson.
43:14Wow.
43:17Wow.
43:18All down hill.
43:19Well, congratulations to Rhys.
43:22Please, get up to the stage and enjoy your joie de vie.
43:25Yes.
43:26Woo!
43:30So, we are one-tenth of the way through the series,
43:33but what have we learnt from episode one?
43:36Well, we learnt that a common Italian phrase is
43:39bra-bri-blo, bro-fla-bri-to.
43:43And a complete sentence is glory hole.
43:48And most importantly, we've learnt that the winner
43:50of Taskmaster Season 7, Episode 1, is Rhys Mathewson.
43:56Woo!
43:57Thank you so much for watching.
44:00Matei wa.
44:03It's really good.
44:05Yeah.
44:05I got it.
44:06I got it.
44:26You ready?
44:27No.
44:27Tough.
44:29Holly!
44:30Lucky I dance all the time.
44:33Yay!
44:35Oh, ow!
44:37I was impressed with your nipples.
44:38Assessed with nips.
44:39My nipples have never been quite before
44:41and I feel so uncomfortable.
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