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00:00Then yung pagtalak, sila ang dapat mapapalakpa.
00:03Our dear Rados, starting off with Kapuso actress-model Max Collins.
00:08Yeah, super-sexy, Pac!
00:12Kapabilya actor-host, Emilio Daez.
00:16Let's go!
00:17And binibining on point and tawag ng tanghalian queen, Nicole Cordoviz.
00:22Yeah!
00:26Oh, good.
00:27Ang kagiti, Nicole. Ang sweet.
00:29Yung pag-gumaget.
00:30Tsaka sobrang bagets.
00:32Yung parang katabi niya lang yung escort sa klaso.
00:35Ay, sino bang katabi niya?
00:37Ayan, si Max.
00:40Si Emilio mukhang ano talaga yung escort sa school, no?
00:45Mukhang campus crush, ganyan.
00:48Sa school niyo ba dati, Nicole?
00:50Si Emilio, ganyan yung itsura ni Emilio, yung ganyan yung mga typical na campus crush sa school niyo?
00:54Parang hindi, meme. Ito na yung best version.
00:57Oo!
00:58Yung high school, yung mga crush mo na pinagsisisihan mo, nabot ko yung naging crush.
01:04Pero parehan pala kayo, Atenista, no?
01:06Yes!
01:06Ay, tara.
01:10Eagles sila.
01:11Tsaka ano, yung course ni Emilio, hardest in Ateneo.
01:14Yes, I heard.
01:15Yeah, management engineer.
01:16Sila ni Ralph, di ba?
01:18Yes.
01:18Yes, yes, meme.
01:19Parang na-impress ka.
01:22Nakaka-impress si me yung mga lalaking super talino.
01:26Parang hindi mo tinitignan si Emilio, parang iniiwasan mo siya.
01:29Kasi meme, kausap kita eh.
01:31Di ba?
01:32Tama naman.
01:33Respectful si Nicole eh, respectful.
01:35Natanong mo na ba si Nicole kung anong course niya, Emilio?
01:38Yes.
01:39Anong course niya?
01:40Communications.
01:40Tama?
01:41Mali.
01:41Hindi, mali.
01:42O, paano? Paano ni Nicole?
01:45Matya akin ah.
01:46Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:48Sorry, sorry.
01:49Ano ba ang course ni Nicole?
01:51Economics kasi.
01:52O, yung bahirap din ang economics.
01:53Economics.
01:54Honors course din po yun, meme.
01:55Yes.
01:56Pero ako yung hindi honors, ha?
01:59Basic economics.
02:00Basic economics.
02:01Nakao.
02:02Hey!
02:04Nicole, kumain ka na ba?
02:06Ay!
02:07Hindi pa.
02:08Actually,
02:09gutom na nga ako.
02:10Pwede na naman ako nabigyan ng packed lunch.
02:11Hindi ka binigyan ng packed lunch?
02:13Yeah.
02:14Ako.
02:14Ako, akong bala sa'yo.
02:15Baka sa'yo na punta.
02:16Ay, ay, ay, ay.
02:18Okay, you're so cute.
02:19Kayong dalawa.
02:20Ay, Max, mamaya.
02:21May papakausap ako sa'yo, Max.
02:23Matagal kanya hindi nakita kaya,
02:24pero medyo sad siya lately.
02:26Oh.
02:27I hope pag nakita kanya mamaya,
02:29eh, lumaki yung mata niya
02:30at magkano na naman siya ng inspiration.
02:33I think he misses you na.
02:35Oh.
02:35Yeah.
02:35Yeah, he's looking forward to seeing you today again.
02:38I'm looking forward to seeing him too.
02:41Oh.
02:42Namiss mo ba siya?
02:43Namiss ko siya.
02:44Anong namiss mo sa kanya?
02:46Yung ano,
02:47yung mata niya,
02:49yung joke niya,
02:51yung ngiti niya,
02:53yung pagsama niya sa reels ko.
02:56Oh.
02:56Ay, Diyos ko.
02:57Ayan, narinig niya yun for sure.
02:58I'm sure umaasa na naman.
03:02Okay, mamaya magkausap kayo yung dalawa.
03:05Activator Kudapawa
03:07para maging uuway na
03:08dito sa
03:09Wait Vlog.
03:12Simulan natin kay candidate number two,
03:15Jonah Anong Ganap.
03:19Ba't Jonah Anong Ganap?
03:21Um, yung, yung sa,
03:22nagbablog kasi ako.
03:24Yung pangatag-vlog.
03:25Yun yung name ko doon.
03:27Ah, parang,
03:27Parang Jonah Anong Ganap.
03:29Oh, catchphrase niya.
03:31Parang,
03:31catchphrase.
03:31Anong chika,
03:33di ba?
03:34Yes.
03:34Anong laban ng mga vlogs mo?
03:36Anong content?
03:36Yung salon,
03:37salon industry,
03:38kung saan ako nagtatrabaho.
03:39Tapos yung
03:40every Sunday na
03:41visit ko sa mga church,
03:43sa iba't ibang klaseng church.
03:45Wow.
03:45Yun siya.
03:46The vlog process.
03:47Kaya maganda yung pagkaka,
03:48ano niya sa atin,
03:49paliwanag nung hairdress.
03:51Pasing at hairstyling.
03:52Knowledgeable talaga siya.
03:53Parang alam niya yung sinasabi niya.
03:54Salamat.
03:55Marami ka ng followers?
03:57Kunti alam ko.
03:58Kunti pa.
03:59Eh, ano mo,
03:59sabihin mo kung ano yung pangalan ng account?
04:01Parang,
04:01awa niyo na.
04:02Jonah,
04:03Anong Ganap,
04:04i-educate ko kayo,
04:05tulungan niya din ako.
04:08At huwag niyo yung skip po yung mga ads.
04:10Oo.
04:11Oo, yun ang,
04:12doon kumikita ang mga content creators.
04:14Yes.
04:15Di ba?
04:15Okay.
04:16Tignan nga natin kung makakachika ka.
04:18Lalo,
04:18pag naitanong niya na sa'yo,
04:20ang tanong sa bowl niya,
04:22ang nag-iisang escort for today,
04:24Ryan Bang Bang Bang!
04:27Ryan,
04:28anong thought process mo
04:29pag ginagawa mo yun?
04:31Energy!
04:32Ah.
04:33Siyempre.
04:37Bakit?
04:38Bakit?
04:38Anong bakit?
04:39Wala pa kami tinatanong.
04:40Akala ko mag-joke ako.
04:42Kasi kanyo na may kausap ako,
04:43isa siyang magandang babae
04:44na sabi niya,
04:45she misses you.
04:46And I told her
04:47na namimiss mo din siya.
04:48And you were kind of sad lately.
04:50Maybe pag nakita mo siya,
04:51baka bumalik ang ngiti sa iyong mukha.
04:54Ah.
04:54Atan ba siya?
04:56Pwami.
04:57Ayun siya.
04:58Ah!
05:00Ah!
05:01Ayun siya, oh.
05:02Oh.
05:03Hi.
05:06Hi, Max.
05:08Saan ka galing?
05:10Ang takal mo nawala.
05:13Ang dami nangyari.
05:15Lagi kang trending ngayon, Ryan.
05:18Silly ka ba?
05:20Ha?
05:20Silly ka ba?
05:22Silly?
05:22Oo.
05:23Bakit?
05:24Ang hot mo kasi.
05:2539 ang temperature niya kanina.
05:27Pumasok lang siya talaga.
05:28Sina na kung may sige ako.
05:29Ay, hala.
05:30Ah, may tanong din ako kay Max.
05:32Go.
05:32Max,
05:34utang ka ba?
05:36Bakit?
05:37Kasi habang tumata ka,
05:39tumataas ang interest ko sa'yo.
05:41Sa pagpata.
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45Ah!
05:46Ah!
05:48Ah!
05:49Ah!
05:50Ah!
05:50Ah!
05:50Oh, joke ka na!
05:51Ha?
05:52Bakit?
05:53Ano kaya joke?
05:54Ano kaya nakalimot?
05:54Bakit?
05:58Nakalimot?
05:58Ha?
06:03Ano yan?
06:04Ha?
06:05Ah, okay.
06:07Bakit?
06:07Mas, ah,
06:09sa,
06:10din...
06:10Ha?
06:12Sa,
06:13bakit ka na,
06:14bakit lumipad ang utak mo?
06:15Dahil kay Max,
06:16o dahil
06:16sa pagpatay?
06:19Oh!
06:23Sa,
06:23sa pagpatay?
06:25Ano alala ko na,
06:27mami.
06:27Okay.
06:27Bakit mas masarap palaman sa tinapay ang peanut kaysa queso?
06:34Bakit mas masarap ipalaman sa tinapay ang peanut butter kaysa queso?
06:43Bakit?
06:44Kasi,
06:46peanut better.
06:49Ang mahalaga happy ka.
06:52Your happiness first,
06:54before ours.
06:55Yes.
06:56Okay.
06:57Question!
06:58Jonah,
06:59anong ganap?
07:01Kung ang hamon,
07:02ang star ng Pasko,
07:06ba't di mo ipatong sa Christmas tree mo?
07:09Kung ang hamon,
07:10ang star ng Pasko,
07:12ba't di mo ipatong sa Christmas tree mo?
07:15Answer!
07:19Kung bakit daw,
07:22hindi ko ipatong sa Christmas tree ko?
07:24Bakit hindi?
07:25Una sa lahat,
07:26ang hamon,
07:27ang bida ng Pasko.
07:29Ang Christmas tree,
07:30representing the family.
07:33Kung may hamon at may family,
07:35masaya tayo.
07:36Anong ay naarte ng hamon sa taas ng Christmas tree?
07:39Kinabog niya yung bituin.
07:42Ibig sabihin,
07:43siya yung star ng Pasko.
07:45At dahil nga,
07:46Christmas season na,
07:48lagi nating tatandaan
07:49ang importansya ng bawat isang pamilya.
07:52Ang bawat membro ng pamilya.
07:54Para tayong isang buong katawan.
07:56May mata,
07:57may ilong,
07:58may kamay.
07:59Pag nabawasan ng isa,
08:01nagmamalpansyon yung buong katawan.
08:03Kaya hambang nandyan sila sa inyo,
08:05mahalin nyo sila,
08:06e-cheris nyo sila.
08:08Dahil,
08:08ang hamon ng hamon,
08:10family first.
08:11And I,
08:13thank you.
08:15Thank you, candidate number two.
08:17Family first.
08:18Parang networking yun.
08:19May catchphrase din siya sa dulo.
08:22Tawagin naman natin si candidate number three,
08:24Raven Montes Dela.
08:27But parang,
08:28ikaw naman,
08:28parang putol yung apelido mo,
08:30Raven Montes Dela.
08:31Ano po,
08:32meme?
08:32Ayun nga po,
08:33tinatanong ko po sa pamilya ko,
08:34kaya yung mga teacher ko,
08:35nilagyan na lang nila lang yung dulo ng apelido ko,
08:37para Dela lang.
08:40Pero yun talaga apelido mo,
08:41Dela?
08:41Opo,
08:42Dela lang po.
08:43Dela.
08:44Raven Montes Dela.
08:45Ah,
08:45Dela,
08:46hindi Dela.
08:47Opo.
08:47Raven Montes Dela,
08:49ng Kaloakan City.
08:50Okay?
08:51Good luck si Raven!
08:52Ryan,
08:52pasok!
08:53Hala na.
08:54Apaka-OA mo,
08:56makakasira ka pa ng entablado.
08:58Okay,
08:59joke.
09:00Anong tawag
09:01sa mahirap na trabaho?
09:08Ano?
09:11Hard dinero.
09:13Proud na proud siya.
09:14Paano yung mukha?
09:15Paano yung mukha?
09:19Tumitiring.
09:19Thank you,
09:20baby boy.
09:20Dito ka,
09:21Raven.
09:23Question.
09:26Kung sa basketball court,
09:27pwedeng maglaro ng basketball,
09:31sa food court ba,
09:32pwedeng maglaro ng pagkain?
09:35Kung sa basketball court,
09:36pwedeng maglaro ng basketball,
09:38sa food court ba,
09:39pwedeng maglaro ng pagkain?
09:41Answer.
09:42I believe,
09:43naniniwala po ako na pwedeng maglaro sa food court ng pagkain.
09:47Ngunit lagi nating pakakatandaan na bilang isang tao,
09:50masama ang magsayang ng pagkain.
09:53Kaya naman,
09:54ladies and gentlemen,
09:55lagi nating pakatandaan na kung ano ang biyayang ibinigay sa atin,
09:59lagi natin itong i-cherish at i-share.
10:01Sapagkat at the end of the day,
10:03tayo-tayo lamang mga tao ang magkakaintindihan para sa isa't isa.
10:07At ang pagkain ito ay magsisilbing,
10:09ang magsisilbing lesson para magbigayan tayo ngayong araw ng Pasko.
10:14And I thank you.
10:18Ang daming salamat.
10:20Thank you, candidate number three.
10:22Alamin na natin na kumento nating mga jurado.
10:24Simulan natin kay jurado,
10:25Max Collins.
10:27What's up, my love people?
10:31Jona, anong ganap?
10:33You're so small and cute and charming.
10:37And I love your smile.
10:38Ano ba sinabi mo kanina?
10:39Baklang ghost fighter.
10:41Diba?
10:41Yun yung tawag mo sa sarili mo.
10:43Nakita ko talaga na fighter ka
10:45throughout the competition.
10:46I saw may times na
10:48may times na hindi ka sure sa mga sinasabi mo,
10:51whatever, pero laban ka pa rin.
10:53And you are also so keen on educating others.
10:57Diba?
10:57About yung mga ginagawa mo bilang isang hairdresser
10:59and makeup artist and hairstylist.
11:03Nakakaproud talaga yun.
11:04And thank you so much for your service.
11:06And now, sa sagot mo,
11:08what I enjoyed about it most was
11:10it was about family.
11:11And tamang-tama, diba?
11:12Pasko, we're talking about
11:14ang bida ng Pasko is jamon, no?
11:16And yung sinabi mo about family
11:19and how everyone is important.
11:21Lahat ng miyembro ng pamilya ay mahalaga.
11:23But, syempre,
11:25binalik mo pa rin siya dun sa jamon
11:27to end it with a bang.
11:29And that's why I love your answer.
11:32So, good luck, girl,
11:33and I wish you the best.
11:35Thank you, hurado.
11:36Max Collins,
11:36pakinggan naman natin
11:37mga sasabi ni Emilio Taez.
11:40What's up, madlang people?
11:44And congratulations to Raven.
11:46Thank you for that wonderful answer.
11:48Nagustuhan ko yung
11:49pagsaspread mo ng respect
11:51to food
11:52sa atin mga madlang people.
11:54So, I really appreciate that.
11:55Pero nakulang ano dun sa
11:56pagpapatawa
11:57or sa wit
11:58ng answer mo.
11:59Gusto ko yung pagkoconnect mo
12:00sa Pasko
12:01kasi malapit na yung Pasko.
12:03Bermans na tayo.
12:04But, yeah,
12:05I think all in all,
12:06you did a really good job.
12:07So, good luck to you
12:08in the next round.
12:09Thank you, Emilio.
12:11Hurado, Nicole Cordobes.
12:13Hello, madlang people.
12:15And hello, ladies.
12:17Jonah,
12:18anong ganap?
12:19So, maganda yung sagot mo
12:21in segments.
12:22Pero when you tie it together,
12:24kulang lang yung flow.
12:26So, kung kaya pang
12:27ipractice yung
12:28thought flow mo
12:29na mas maging suabi siya
12:31para mas powerful
12:32yung answer natin.
12:33Pero, dahil na-wrap up mo siya
12:35with your last line,
12:36nakalusot tayo
12:37sa sagot natin today.
12:38And I would like to commend you din
12:40na maganda yung command mo
12:42on stage
12:43and also the character
12:44you represented.
12:45Parang,
12:46ah, hindi ako matatakot
12:47sa tanong na yan.
12:48Tatakuting ko yung tanong na yan.
12:49And we love that personality
12:50dito sa Miss Q&A.
12:51So, if ever practice lang
12:53sa thought flow
12:54and organization of ideas,
12:56and then kay Raven Montez
12:58Della,
12:59ah, tulad na apelido mo,
13:01medyo nabitin lang din ako
13:02sa sagot mo
13:03kasi,
13:03nag-straight to real talk tayo
13:06na sana linarupa natin
13:07talaga yung first part na yan
13:09kasi the question itself
13:10is already
13:11ticklishly funny,
13:13di ba?
13:13Na parang na-imagine mo na siya
13:14kaagad.
13:15So, before tayo mag-dive
13:16talaga sa real talk,
13:18ano muna tayo?
13:19Happy-happy muna tayo
13:20para maganda yung balance natin.
13:22Prove that you can do it both.
13:24Di ba?
13:24Congratulations,
13:25ladies,
13:26and good luck to the both of you.
13:28Maraming salamat sa ating mga hurados
13:30at good luck sa ating mga kandidata.
13:32Ang tatanghiling rain
13:33at talakera of the day
13:34ay mag-uuwi ng 15,000 pesos,
13:36sash at corona.
13:38Kaninong talak ang tumata?
13:42Armin's security rain
13:43at talakera of the day
13:44is
13:45candidate number
13:57Tucho and I don't get up.
14:16You
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