00:00Did you guys see he's here? I was hoping we could do this when he wasn't here because you know
00:04him
00:04He likes to pee on a party
00:10You can put him on but you guys see yesterday you guys see
00:15Oh, I already know actually I see at the facility I say do you guys see Bam and Giannis working
00:20out together, dude
00:26Wow, I mean look at these two two peas in a pod
00:30They're working out on the same court. They're not working out together. They are working out together
00:34Look, Bam literally just passed the ball to Giannis
00:36You're your semantics, man. Isn't he the worst?
00:38You can't let him have semantics. Why are you not? Can I just ask him?
00:40Why can't he be happy? Why are you the worst? We got Giannis. No, no, no, no, no. Why are
00:46you the worst, dude?
00:47We got Giannis and Bam and we're all excited for the heat season and you're like
00:52So am I. Technically, they're not working out together
00:56Yeah, you sound like Peter Bendix, dude. You sound like Peter Bendix. You're raining on the fun
01:02I'm not bringing on the fun
01:05That's not
01:06What would you call it? What would you call it?
01:08What would you call it?
01:09When you say oh, they're working out together you made it sound like they were going against one another
01:15That doesn't mean he would have said he's going against each other if they were going against each other
01:19Is he not the worst though? Like I'm just trying to get excited for him
01:21I'm the worst
01:23Can I speak another language?
01:25I'm the worst
01:27Dude, you want to know something. This is exactly what Bam was talking about with you
01:33Literally exactly what he was talking about with you
01:34No, no, it is. It is though
01:37Like this is what he means. Like I get it. This is Leroy
01:39You're not excited for Bam and Giannis. We're days away, dude. Tick-tock
01:44What are you what are you excited about? You know more dolphins getting drubbed by the 49ers?
01:49No, I'm excited for the season to get started, too. Are you? Yes, then how come you're not feeling the
01:54goosies?
01:55It's a month away. What?
01:57It's because he's hungry. It's not a month away. It's not about the way the regular season when is where
02:01the season start?
02:04October 23rd. How far is that doesn't matter? You can only be excited about what's in here
02:08Otherwise, I'd be right
02:09Otherwise, we're almost a month away
02:13We're almost there
02:13Media days and
02:14Dude, what was your favorite game as a kid? Kick the can because that's literally what you always do
02:19You're excited for for football's here. Uh, but it's just training camp. Ah, it's just preseason
02:23Which by the way, nobody wants
02:24But crazy enough, he's like, oh, but it's preseason, but then the first game happens and it's like well, they
02:30weren't season incorrect
02:32Preseason incorrect, right?
02:33And Bam and Giannis are getting ready for the preseason. You love preseason. Wait, the whole preseason I said that
02:37about football, did I not?
02:39Yeah, so why aren't you happy with Bam and Giannis?
02:42Are you happy that they're working out? Like, yeah, okay
02:45Not enough. Wait, wait, let me
02:46I need you to get up a level
02:49For two basketball players working out?
02:51Yeah, yeah, dude. This isn't, this isn't
02:53Sioux Falls Sky Force, okay? This isn't Ryan Conwell against Trey Donaldson
02:58All right, all right
02:59Bam, all right
03:00And Giannis
03:01You do realize when you go through these off seasons getting ready that your approach to it is a little
03:07different?
03:08You realize what you're doing right now is just adding to the dismissal because now you're reasoning for your dismissal
03:13What I need you to do is get your gooses right
03:16Listen
03:17Get your gooses in a row
03:19My gooses are appropriate
03:21No, they aren't dude. No, no, I don't think you are
03:23I don't think you are
03:24It's appropriate
03:25It's not appropriate
03:26It's appropriate for
03:28Okay
03:29Okay
03:29September
03:30Would you like me to ask the people?
03:33What?
03:33305-567-0560
03:35Do you think Leroy has appropriate goosies for Bam and Giannis being together?
03:39Or are you maybe
03:41Let's just see if anybody has an opinion on it
03:43305-567-0560
03:46Are your gooses appropriately high enough for Bam and Giannis working out together?
03:50No, no, no, no, no, no
03:51Not appropriately high enough
03:54He didn't even let him finish the sentence
03:55Not appropriately high enough
03:58Right
03:58But are his gooses in the right?
04:01Fine
04:01Is Leroy goosed up enough for Bam and Giannis?
04:04305-567-0560
04:07305-567-0560
04:08In September
04:08Goosed up enough in September
04:10Yeah, that's right
04:10That's just what I said
04:11Okay
04:11You're not goosed up enough
04:12In September
04:13You're not goosed up enough
04:14In September
04:14Brittany, is he goosed up enough?
04:16No, you're just not
04:16In September
04:17Why can't we
04:17We can't have anything with you
04:19We're not allowed to have fun
04:20We're not allowed to be excited
04:21What about
04:22I'm not a
04:22I'm not a party pooper
04:24Oh yeah
04:24I'm just like
04:25Yes, you are
04:25I'm just like
04:26That is going to be as excited as you in September
04:27That's exactly what a party pooper would say
04:29Yeah, that's exactly what a party pooper would say
04:30Here, let's hear from Ricardo
04:32Ricardo?
04:34Hello, Ricardo
04:35How are you?
04:36Hey, good morning, Tobes
04:37How's everybody doing?
04:39I'm good, man
04:39Hey, you think Leroy's goosed up enough for Bam and Giannis?
04:44Absolutely
04:44And you know, Tobin
04:45I'm always going to take Leroy's side
04:48QAM, what's your name?
04:51My name is Rob
04:52What's up, guys?
04:53Hey, Rob
04:53You think Leroy's goosed up enough for Bam and Giannis?
04:56That's not what the question was
04:57Alright, this is what I think
04:59I think you are very loose with your gooses
05:02Okay, dude
05:03Well, calm down
05:03I'll dump you, too
05:04Leroy
05:05Yes
05:05Leroy
05:06Hold on, hold on
05:07I understand your point
05:09There's levels to this
05:10Right
05:12In a week, you might be a little more goosy
05:14Two weeks, a touch more goosy
05:16Season starts
05:17Excited for the start of the season
05:19Media day, media day gooses
05:20Yeah
05:21And then after that, it kind of levels up
05:23We're not there yet
05:25We're used to being let down on Miami, guys
05:27I'm a total fan my whole life
05:29Right
05:31So you agree with us
05:32So you think Leroy's at an appropriate goose level right now?
05:35For today
05:35Yes, sir
05:36Wrong
05:38QAM, you're on the air
05:39What's your name?
05:41Hey, big daddy
05:42Hey, what's up, big daddy?
05:44Big daddy?
05:45All of you
05:47Hey, little daddy
05:48Is your goose at the right level?
05:50Or you think Leroy needs to be more goosed up?
05:51What your gooses need is some blue chew, okay?
05:55Wait, where are you calling from?
05:57He sounds like he's in South Alabama
05:59I don't know
06:00What you are, though
06:01What he's saying is you have flaccid geese
06:03Blue chew gold
06:04Well, guess what?
06:05It's not time
06:06It's not go time yet
06:07It's okay
06:08It is go time
06:09No
06:09Get lathered up, dude
06:11My gooses could be flaccid right now
06:13Nobody wants flaccid geese
06:15Well, you want to just walk around with
06:18Leroy, don't finish that sentence
06:22He made it sound like my geese need to be, like, ready to go at all times
06:26Yes, you do
06:28Dude, you would have to go to the hospital
06:32They say if you're a geese
06:42If you're a goose
06:50Is that active, you've got to go to the hospital
06:52Yeah, if you're goosed up for more than four hours
06:54Yes
06:55Consult your doctor
06:56Right, exactly
07:00So, my geese are appropriately goosed up
07:03Minus one
07:05I don't like it
07:08Do I get an apology?
07:10Absolutely not
07:10Everybody that you
07:11Absolutely not
07:12Everybody that you said
07:13My geese are appropriately
07:15That was a bad group of callers
07:19Oh, so you're just going to keep going to get it right?
07:21Yeah
07:21Oh, okay
07:22Pretty much
07:22Okay
07:23Yeah, pretty much
07:23Okay
07:24That is how I'm going to do it
07:25Okay
07:26Ridiculous
07:28The, oh, no, look, look
07:29Now, listen
07:30Nobody's apologizing to Leroy
07:32Because everybody
07:32So, were they working out or no?
07:34What's going on?
07:34Huh?
07:35Were they working out together?
07:36Yeah, they were working out together
07:36Show the video again?
07:37Yeah
07:37Win
07:39Again
07:39Yeah
07:40Wow
07:40Wow
07:41Look at them
07:41Look at that
07:42Wow
07:42They're barely in the same picture
07:44Oh, my God
07:45He's just the worst
07:47It's not a picture
07:48Leroy, it's a video
07:51Look, there was some interaction there
07:53As you were talking
07:54Look at that
07:55Look at Bam appreciating his life
07:57He's like
07:57Malik
07:58Coach
07:58Coach Allen
08:00Can you believe I was watching Tyler Hero in this gym last year
08:02And now I get to watch Giannis
08:03And what were you saying about Tyler Hero last year?
08:06What was I saying about him last year?
08:08Probably something similar to this
08:09Oh, get out of here
08:09Because you do it every year
08:10Get out of here
08:11You do it every year
08:11Okay
08:12How many years have we heard
08:13Excuse me
08:13Wait, wait, wait
08:14How many years have we heard how small everybody was?
08:17I don't think he ever got the goosies from Tyler Hero last year
08:20What he did get was
08:21Wow, he looks more
08:22I was trying to get props for props to do
08:25Look at you
08:26Props
08:29What props would do?
08:32I think you giving away over-enthusiastic props
08:36That weren't deserved
08:37Because he played two games last year
08:40Nope, I don't agree with you
08:41Okay
08:42I don't agree with you
08:42Okay
08:43Okay
08:44Hey, LeVar, stop this
08:47You too, Bam
08:48He called in?
08:49Yeah
08:52Ridiculous, dude
08:52Right
08:53I mean, he really is
08:54He's just a goose killer
08:55Okay
08:55He is
08:56I thought J-Fig was the only person
08:57I'm not, all the callers agree
08:59My goose probably plays right now
09:01Nah, they just want to be in the bit
09:04Oh, so
09:05If you're wrong, it's a bit
09:07That's right
09:09See, like
09:10That's right
09:10I blame you two
09:11Why?
09:13They're on the goose level
09:14Because it's not appropriate
09:15Because normally
09:16I'm allowed to have my own gooseies
09:18Yeah
09:18Am I not allowed to have my own?
09:20No
09:20You don't have any gooseies
09:22Because
09:22You know why?
09:23Because it's September
09:24That's why
09:25LeRoy, you know what?
09:27There is someone here in the chat
09:28That is absolutely correct
09:29When the season starts
09:30Oh, it's only came one
09:32100%
09:32It's not even December yet
09:33Same thing
09:34We're getting excited about
09:35This December basketball
09:37Regular season
09:38I'd make sure
09:39I'd make sure
09:39I'd make sure
09:41They're going to win the championship
09:42After the first week of the season
09:43You should
09:44Okay
09:44QAM, you're on the air
09:45It's called optimism
09:47Tell you what's your name
09:48That's unreasonable
09:49Reasonable
09:50Blind optimism
09:51Blind
09:52You scared them off
09:54You scared them off
09:55You scared them off
09:56You're like
09:56I don't want no part of that
09:59You're just a quibbler, dude
10:00Yeah
10:02Anytime I get excited about something
10:03Whether it's changing football
10:04Bam and Giannis
10:06Dad
10:07You
10:08You
10:08Oh my goodness
10:10I'm changing football
10:11I want to center that long snap
10:14Yeah
10:14You got five guys on this team
10:15Right now
10:16I actually thought about this yesterday
10:17And technically
10:18Don't do it
10:18You don't need it to be a long
10:20You don't need it to be a center
10:21Who long snaps
10:22But what I think is
10:22It's stupid to waste a position
10:24On a long snapper
10:24Just have somebody do it
10:25You're not
10:26Here's what happens
10:28Okay
10:29That
10:31Most of the long snappers
10:33That
10:34Were on the teams
10:35I played for
10:37Played other positions
10:39Okay
10:39But what happens is
10:41Is as you do it long enough
10:43That ends up being your prior
10:45Your
10:50I'm going to get this word
10:51Careful
10:53Primary
10:54Your primary job
10:55Wow
10:55Right
10:57And so
10:58Yeah
10:59I played with
11:01I played with a guy in Minnesota
11:03That I played with
11:04In Cleveland
11:04That was an offensive lineman
11:06In Cleveland
11:06And he was a long snapper
11:08From Minnesota
11:08For 12 years
11:09Yeah they called him a bazooka
11:16Fire that thing down there
11:19Which you think everybody can do
11:21Every offensive line
11:22No I don't think
11:23Most
11:23You know who's usually
11:24By the way
11:25You know
11:25What position has the most long snappers
11:28Tight end
11:29Yes
11:30You know what a tight end also does
11:31What
11:32Block
11:33So imagine if you just took
11:34No
11:34No no no
11:35Because guess what
11:36When you have three or four tight ends
11:38That you can put in on the goal line
11:40Or whatever
11:41One of those is probably
11:42A long snapper
11:44A back up long snapper
11:45But all I'm saying
11:45So you have guys that can do it
11:46Okay exactly
11:47That's my point
11:47So stop wasting a spot on a long snapper
11:49Just have somebody do that
11:50And be the long snapper too
11:53To have a specialized long snapper
11:55Is a waste of a roster spot
11:57So when we
11:57When we have this conversation
11:59About
12:03About the 14th and 15th spot
12:05On the roster
12:07In basketball
12:08And you say it doesn't matter
12:09The guy doesn't play anyway
12:10Then why are we doing this
12:12Because I'd be able to save a roster spot
12:14If a guy was able to be a center
12:15And a point guard at the same time
12:17That's the point
12:18You're making my point for me
12:19If you have
12:20An offensive lineman
12:23That is even close
12:24To the top
12:25Five or six
12:26Or seven
12:27Offensive linemen
12:28You have
12:29Dude's not long snapping
12:30He's
12:31They're using him
12:33At all different positions
12:34I understand
12:35Now that's what they're doing
12:36I'm saying
12:37They need to change
12:37Their mindset
12:39We're looking for
12:40Ways to get edges
12:41Everywhere in football
12:42Except here
12:42People are missing the boat
12:43Most long snappers
12:44Are little bitty linemen
12:46Most
12:46These days
12:47Yes
12:48But then Shohei Ohtani
12:48No they've always been
12:49And pitch
12:49I know they've always been that way
12:51There's no Shohei Ohtani's
12:52In football
12:52The closest thing is
12:54Who just won the Heisman
12:55From Colorado
12:56That's it
12:57That's what Shohei Ohtani
12:58Looks like in football
12:59Nobody's ever thought about
13:00Doing this for long snapping
13:02You know I am
13:02You're on the air
13:03What's your name
13:03I cannot believe
13:04I'm having a conversation
13:05About long snapping
13:06Hey what's your name
13:08Anthony
13:09Hey Anthony
13:09What's up man
13:10Oh
13:12Rapid fire
13:12For both of you
13:13Yeah
13:15Let down
13:15Not because
13:17The Dolphins look bad
13:18Because I've anticipated
13:18But we lost
13:19The trenches battle
13:20To the Raiders
13:21And that's not a good look
13:22And I got
13:23Boosies
13:23I got boosies
13:24For the heat
13:24Because our best player
13:26Is shopping
13:27At Costco
13:27And what that means
13:29Is that he's locked in
13:30He's locked in
13:31On his family
13:31And on the season
13:32And nothing else
13:33Not Instagram models
13:34Not social media
13:36Not nothing
13:37He's ready to go
13:38We're primed
13:38I'm hyped
13:39He's right
13:40I mean
13:41When you saw that video
13:42Did you guys see the video
13:43Of Giannis at Costco
13:44Yes I did
13:45Adorable
13:45It was so cute
13:46You don't want to know
13:47What has you locked in
13:48For the season
13:49Wholesale
13:51Because you gotta buy
13:52All the Greek yogurt
13:53Possible for your kids
13:55Because I don't have time
13:55I gotta get to the gym
13:56Honey
13:57We can't make
13:58Multiple trips to Publix
13:59Now I want Giannis
13:59To learn about the pub sub
14:01But
14:01I thought that was adorable
14:05Should we bring him
14:06A pub sub
14:07For media day
14:09No but bring him
14:10A pub sub
14:10Yes because he's
14:11Going to be hungry
14:12You're right
14:13We'll bring multiple
14:14Pub subs
14:16Pub subs for everyone
14:18Do you
14:18Every time I rely on you two
14:20You pull out some
14:20Raggedy ass chips
14:22Or something
14:22From last week
14:23All the time I rely on you two
