00:11I certainly want to thank my wonderful guests tonight, Edie Adams, she's beautiful and lovely,
00:18Red Buttons, Ella Fitzgerald, and Dom DeLuise. I'll tell you, we have a...
00:23Hey, listen, Dean, you've got to give me one more break.
00:24Is he here again? Is he here again?
00:25Yes, wait a minute, this is going to take your heart out.
00:28Listen to this one.
00:29For your eyes are like twin violets, there are roses in your little cheeks, and the honey from your tulips,
00:39get it?
00:39Make your kisses last for weeks, while you're just a bunch of sweeteners, that the bees won't stay away.
00:47Do you wonder why I love you? You're like a great big bouquet.
00:55That's it, Ralph. You did a wonderful job.
00:58He hates it. He hates it.
01:09And I hope...
01:11No, I really hope this is from the bottom of my heart.
01:15I hope you all tune in next week to enjoy the talents of these talented performers.
01:21Janet Playa, Buddy Greco, the McGuire sisters, Bob Newhart.
01:26Are they going to be on? Good.
01:28Good. Oh, and Louie Prima, and his lovely wife, Gigi McHoonie, what's her name, Gigi Mayanun, Gia McHoonie, huh?
01:38Well, his wife, Gigi Hoominun, I don't know her name, and Sam Butera and his witnesses there.
01:46Meantime, please just keep all them cards and letters coming in, folks.
01:50And this week, I sure want to thank a guy named Horace for sending me in this new invention.
01:55It's a bar of soap with a secret ingredient, ether.
02:01And that bar of soap has given me the most peaceful week of my life, Horace, old boy.
02:06Yeah, every morning, Gigi wakes up, and she says,
02:11I don't know what's the matter with me, Dean. I'm so tired.
02:14And I say, why don't you go wash your face? You'll feel better.
02:20You take care of yourselves till next week.
02:22And in the meantime, remember,
02:27Everybody, whoo, love somebody sometime.
02:32Everybody!
02:34You're going to fall in love somehow.
02:39Something in my heart keeps saying, yeah, I don't want to hear you.
02:46Yeah!
02:48Oh, s***.
