🔴 Title: ASYLUM: TWISTED HORROR AND FANTASY TALES
🔴 Synopsis: Struggling comedian Brandon is determined to get through one final show. As the night progresses he starts to relate to his subject matter and slowly wins over his crowd. His final bit was killer, but was anyone left to appreciate it??
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Director: Nicolás Onetti, Carlos Goitia, Caye Casas, Alejandro Damiani, Andrew Desmond, Kheireddine El-Helou, Mat Johns, Damien LeVeck, Adam O'Brien, Vincent Paronnaud, Albert Pintó, Denis Walgenwitz, Hendryk Witscherkowsky Script: Guillermo Lockhart, Mauro Croche, Michael Kraetzer, Caye Casas, Vincent Cloutier, Enrique Codesido, Javier Cruzado, Alejandro Damiani, Andrew Desmond, Kheireddine El-Helou, J.P. Ferré, Juan Andrés Fontán, Aaron Horwitz, Mat Johns, Vincent Paronnaud, Albert Pintó, Simon Thummet, Santiago Vecino Cast: Raymond E. Lee, Clara Kovacic, Cristian Majolo, Bruno Giacobbe, Ariadna Asturzzi, Claudio Medina, Germán Baudino, Sam Jaeger, Heather Elizabeth Morris, Neil Grayston, Huh Joon-ho, Teala Dunn, Lauren Compton, John Griffin, Danielle Langlois, Walker Mintz, Jessica Mann, Garth Maunders, Isobel Steele, Monica Sagar, Year: 2020 .......................................................................................
🔴 Certificate: 16 (reedit safe)
🔴 Partner rating: S V F
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🔴 Synopsis: Struggling comedian Brandon is determined to get through one final show. As the night progresses he starts to relate to his subject matter and slowly wins over his crowd. His final bit was killer, but was anyone left to appreciate it??
#horror #horrormovies #englishmovies #movies #horrorstories #horrorstory #slasher #zombiesurvival #foundfootage #paranormal #thriller #thrillermovies #mystery #mysterymovies #sci-fi #sciencefiction #scifi #scifimovies #sciencefictionmovies #fantasy #action #actionmovies .......................................................................................
Director: Nicolás Onetti, Carlos Goitia, Caye Casas, Alejandro Damiani, Andrew Desmond, Kheireddine El-Helou, Mat Johns, Damien LeVeck, Adam O'Brien, Vincent Paronnaud, Albert Pintó, Denis Walgenwitz, Hendryk Witscherkowsky Script: Guillermo Lockhart, Mauro Croche, Michael Kraetzer, Caye Casas, Vincent Cloutier, Enrique Codesido, Javier Cruzado, Alejandro Damiani, Andrew Desmond, Kheireddine El-Helou, J.P. Ferré, Juan Andrés Fontán, Aaron Horwitz, Mat Johns, Vincent Paronnaud, Albert Pintó, Simon Thummet, Santiago Vecino Cast: Raymond E. Lee, Clara Kovacic, Cristian Majolo, Bruno Giacobbe, Ariadna Asturzzi, Claudio Medina, Germán Baudino, Sam Jaeger, Heather Elizabeth Morris, Neil Grayston, Huh Joon-ho, Teala Dunn, Lauren Compton, John Griffin, Danielle Langlois, Walker Mintz, Jessica Mann, Garth Maunders, Isobel Steele, Monica Sagar, Year: 2020 .......................................................................................
🔴 Certificate: 16 (reedit safe)
🔴 Partner rating: S V F
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00:09:24It's over.
00:09:25Drew,
00:09:26that's offensive.
00:09:27I'm a Denny's man.
00:09:29What?
00:09:30Could you wash it?
00:09:31That's our lifeline.
00:09:32What is your deal today?
00:09:33I think he's just trying to say you should show more respect for technology.
00:09:40Who the is that guy?
00:09:42Braden.
00:09:43Sound.
00:09:45What happened to Chris?
00:09:47He's under the weather. Asked me to fill in.
00:09:49Okay. Well just don't get your boom in my shot.
00:09:51And make sure you send an NDA form.
00:09:53Wow.
00:09:54Forgive me.
00:09:55Lord, I have sinned.
00:09:57It's been 90 seconds I haven't introduced myself.
00:09:59I'm Lance.
00:10:00Heather.
00:10:02Oh.
00:10:03Nice to meet you.
00:10:04Heather's a beautiful name.
00:10:06He's gonna shove these up your nose.
00:10:08I'm gonna place these in your nose.
00:10:10They'll dissolve after five minutes.
00:10:12Instant nose bleed.
00:10:13Drew will direct you.
00:10:16Just gonna move your hair so I can put this in your hair.
00:10:18Okay.
00:10:24Oof.
00:10:25Sorry.
00:10:25It's always the most awkward part.
00:10:27No problem.
00:10:32This looks legit.
00:10:33Where'd it come from?
00:10:34Found it at a garage sale.
00:10:3530 seconds.
00:10:36Take your mark, Padre.
00:10:38Alright guys, let's make it a quick one.
00:10:40I got a day with Destiny tonight.
00:10:42Probably not a real name.
00:10:43Oh, Jesus.
00:10:44Drew, don't take the Lord's name in vain.
00:10:46Okay, ten seconds.
00:10:47You ready, Heather?
00:10:48Mm-hmm.
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:52Three...
00:10:53Two...
00:10:54One.
00:10:59I cast you out in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ.
00:11:05You are at the mercy of the Creator!
00:11:07You are at the mercy of the Creator!
00:11:17Welcome to the cleansing hour.
00:11:18I am Father Lance, your guide through these troubling times.
00:11:23Tonight, we bring you Sabrina.
00:11:27An innocent soul tortured by the only family she'd ever known.
00:11:31Molested by her father.
00:11:33Beaten by her mother.
00:11:34Sabrina sought escape from her unimaginable pain in the form of drugs, alcohol, and ultimately, prostitution.
00:11:42Because he's rich.
00:11:43Well, not just because he's rich.
00:11:45Shhh!
00:11:46Wow.
00:11:47Well, anyway, so it's Joshua.
00:11:49She can tell this.
00:11:50The enemy of God exploited her frailty and took control of her body.
00:11:54But tonight, by the grace of God, with my help and your prayers, Sabrina will be rid of this evil.
00:12:05Okay, that's great, Heather.
00:12:06Just keep your head down.
00:12:07Whatever they can't see will terrify them.
00:12:10In nomine Patris, e filie Spiritus Sancti.
00:12:15All right, great Heather, now try and bite him.
00:12:20Sabrina is exhibiting incredible strength and aggression.
00:12:23This could be a stage four possession.
00:12:28I command you, unclean spirit, by the mysteries of the incarnation, passion, the resurrection, and the ascension of our Lord
00:12:37Jesus Christ,
00:12:38that you tell me your name and obey me to the letter.
00:12:41Speak your name, demon.
00:12:44Heather, your demon name is...
00:12:49Slubgob.
00:12:50Repeat.
00:12:51Slubgob.
00:12:55Your name, demon.
00:12:57Speak!
00:13:02I am Heather, very nice.
00:13:04Tell me your name, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ!
00:13:15We are Thoth.
00:13:17Connect our fragile souls.
00:13:20Soon we'll be thousands of number, limitless in strength.
00:13:30Just go with it.
00:13:32She said her name was Thoth.
00:13:34Uh, Heather, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but please stick to the script.
00:13:44What on earth are you two watching?
00:13:46Do you see this?
00:13:50See this?
00:13:54Thoth.
00:13:56A foreign slime of hell, servant of Satan.
00:13:59See the cross of the Lord Jesus.
00:14:02And submit to the authority of the Almighty.
00:14:07Fight, Sabrina.
00:14:09Fight!
00:14:10Do not give in!
00:14:11Fight!
00:14:12Fight!
00:14:12Fight!
00:14:14Fight!
00:14:16Fight!
00:14:21Fight!
00:14:22Fight!
00:14:23That wasn't me.
00:14:26Must have slipped.
00:14:30Fight!
00:14:31Fight!
00:14:32Fight!
00:14:33Fight!
00:14:33Fight!
00:14:34Fight!
00:14:35Fight!
00:14:37Fight!
00:14:40Silence!
00:14:42Silence, demon!
00:14:43I cast you out in the name of God, and depart from Sabrina, who is but an innocent creature
00:14:47of God!
00:14:49For it is he who commands you.
00:14:52He who flung you from the heights of heaven to the depths of hell!
00:14:56He who flung you from the heights of heaven to the depths of hell!
00:14:57That's...
00:15:01Say hell.
00:15:08Hearken therefore and tremble in fear.
00:15:11For you are at the mer...
00:15:13And depart from us!
00:15:19Heather?
00:15:23We got a problem.
00:15:25I don't think she's acting.
00:15:26Don't you dare.
00:15:28Look at the numbers.
00:15:30Help me, Father Lance, please!
00:15:33We got to fix this.
00:15:37We're the first one.
00:15:3815 million people are going to watch this girl die.
00:15:40Who do you think they're going to blame?
00:15:42I'm in a book.
00:15:43I'm the exorcist, right?
00:15:47Read it out loud.
00:15:48Yeah.
00:15:50Help me, Father Lance.
00:16:08Repelled.
00:16:20Sabrina.
00:16:24Are you with us?
00:16:37Sabrina.
00:16:40Sabrina, are you with us?
00:16:51Sabrina.
00:16:52Sabrina, are you with us?
00:17:14You're giving me a pipe.
00:17:15You're giving me a pipe.
00:17:34What happened?
00:17:34What happened?
00:17:35Did I do a good job?
00:17:39You did good, Heather.
00:17:41You did good.
00:17:43I did it.
00:17:45I did it.
00:17:55I did it.
00:18:43I did it.
00:18:49I did it.
00:18:50So God created man in his image, and then he created woman.
00:18:56And he said unto them, go forth, be fruitful, and multiply, and populate the earth, and subdue it.
00:19:05And so we did.
00:19:07We f***ed like rabbits, populated the planet, and f***ed it all up.
00:19:15Out of the mouths of babes and the Bible.
00:19:19Words hurt, huh?
00:19:23Man's words hurt even more, because they're filled with nothing more than lies and bad intentions.
00:19:28Why don't you just give up and let the demon enter your body?
00:19:34And you, demon!
00:19:36Why do you hesitate to enter this woman?
00:19:39She's not as bad as the others.
00:19:42Jesus, being an exorcist is really tough.
00:19:46I mean, a real nightmare.
00:19:49We used to have to convince the demon out of the body.
00:19:53But now we're so f***ed up, they're too scared to possess us.
00:19:58I mean, he could have been like everyone else and worked Monday to Friday.
00:20:02But no, he's an overachieving c***o who wanted to work six days a week and only rest on Sundays.
00:20:10We could have been so cool, but he was in such a rush.
00:20:13No, he made us human.
00:20:15There are many others like him that take things too seriously, work more than they need to, slaves to their
00:20:23job.
00:20:24These workaholics are the ones you have to watch, especially the evil ones.
00:21:13things that have been so difficult
00:21:22when you 검찰 is seeing humans with them as they did not it.
00:21:23It's the evil in this room, but you convinced them,
00:21:51That was fucking creepy.
00:21:57That was funny.
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:13I don't know.
00:22:46I don't know.
00:22:50I don't know.
00:22:58I don't know.
00:23:07I don't know.
00:23:19I don't know.
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:53I don't know.
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00:24:01I don't know.
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:30I don't know.
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00:24:40I don't know.
00:24:53I don't know.
00:25:00I don't know.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:06I don't know.
00:25:15I don't know.
00:25:18I don't know.
00:25:43I don't know.
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00:25:48I don't know.
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00:25:55I don't know.
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00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:16I don't know.
00:26:52Oh my god, please!
00:26:54Tell me he's coming out!
00:26:56What do you want?
00:27:36What do you want me to do?
00:27:41You
00:28:18You
00:28:48You
00:29:16You
00:29:16It's nice that we can choose the dress together. We're lucky, we're lucky.
00:29:20We're lucky, we're lucky. No everyone can.
00:29:22I know you're getting a little big, but I'd like you to take your father's dress.
00:29:27How are you?
00:29:30I don't care. I'm going to put everything else.
00:29:32No, you have to do something very elegant.
00:29:34It's an important time.
00:29:36There's a lot of people. You need to be perfect.
00:29:39Pues elíjame tú la ropa y ya está.
00:29:42Yo no estoy de humor.
00:29:43¿Los zapatos?
00:29:46Los marrones son más bonitos, ¿no?
00:29:49Esos me rozan y me hacen herida.
00:29:52Prefiero los negros.
00:29:54Estos. Estos son más nuevos.
00:29:57Están más nuevos porque nunca me los pongo.
00:30:01Me rozan.
00:30:02Si te rozan te pones unas tiritas.
00:30:04Entonces, ¿para qué me preguntas qué zapatos quieres si los vas a acabar eligiendo tú?
00:30:08¿Y qué corbata quieres?
00:30:10A mí me gustan estas dos.
00:30:12No, me gusta llevar corbata.
00:30:14Yo nunca llevo corbata.
00:30:16Es mi estilo.
00:30:18Estilo.
00:30:20Estilo. ¿Cuál es tu estilo?
00:30:23Si pareces un pueblerino.
00:30:24Soy un pueblerino y estoy contento con mi aspecto, ¿vale?
00:30:29Pues esa barba te la afectas.
00:30:31Con esa barbaca no vas.
00:30:34La barbaca no me la toques.
00:30:36Llevo barba prácticamente desde que nací.
00:30:39¿Vale? Tú ya me conociste con la barbaca.
00:30:42Esa barba va fuera y punto.
00:30:45Ni te atrevas. Hablo en serio, ¿vale?
00:30:53Cariño.
00:30:59Esa barba.
00:31:01Esa barba da asco.
00:31:04No te queda bien.
00:31:06Nunca te ha quedado bien.
00:31:10Y esta ropa que estamos eligiendo la vas a llevar eternamente.
00:31:14No tenemos mucho tiempo, así que haz un esfuerzo y ayúdame un poquito con todo esto.
00:31:21Tú eres el protagonista.
00:31:23Vendrá mucha gente.
00:31:24Todos te verán por última vez en tu velatorio.
00:31:26Por eso quiero que estés guapo y radiante.
00:31:30No quiero que piensen que te llevo mal vestido porque eres un simple hombre de pueblo.
00:31:34Es que soy un simple hombre de pueblo.
00:31:37Y así es como quiero que me recuerde la gente.
00:31:40Con mis camisas,
00:31:42con mis pantalones de chándal
00:31:44y sobre todo
00:31:46con mi barba.
00:31:49La barba no me la toques, va.
00:31:51Tengo que ir a por las flores,
00:31:54el ataúd,
00:31:55llamar a los últimos invitados.
00:31:57Solo quedan tres días para el entierro.
00:32:00Así que no seas egoísta.
00:32:02Colabora un poco, por favor.
00:32:03Cariño,
00:32:04¿por qué no te esperas a que yo muera
00:32:06y entonces montas esto como a ti te gusta?
00:32:09Ay, cariño.
00:32:10No me gusta recordártelo, pero
00:32:13el médico dijo que te quedan menos de 48 horas.
00:32:16Pero ¿y si se equivoca?
00:32:20No se equivocará.
00:32:54Qué elegante va.
00:32:56¿La ropa es suya
00:32:57o os la han dado los de la funeraria?
00:33:00El traje de mi padre.
00:33:02Lo elegimos juntos
00:33:04para la ocasión.
00:33:05Pues, hija,
00:33:07puedes estar contenta.
00:33:08Está más guapo,
00:33:10muerto que vivo.
00:33:11Aunque
00:33:12le han maquillado demasiado, ¿no?
00:33:14Si no lo maquillaran,
00:33:16estaría blanco
00:33:17y daría grima verlo.
00:33:18Aunque yo le encuentre
00:33:19una pérdida de tiempo total.
00:33:21En pocas horas
00:33:22se empezará a podrir.
00:33:23Sin barba
00:33:24está mejor.
00:33:26Parece más joven.
00:33:27Sin barba
00:33:28está irreconocible.
00:33:29Parece maricón.
00:33:30Yo siempre le decía
00:33:31que se afeitara.
00:33:33Sin ese barbón
00:33:34está guapo, guapo.
00:33:35Parece un mariconazo.
00:33:37¿Por qué lo habéis afeitado?
00:33:40Era uno de sus últimos deseos.
00:33:45Si no os importa,
00:33:46podéis ir con el resto
00:33:47al comedor.
00:33:48Me gustaría estar con él a solas.
00:34:18Cariño.
00:34:25¿Pero qué?
00:34:26¿Es vivo?
00:34:27¿Yo qué sé?
00:34:29Me acabo de despertar.
00:34:30Dios mío, qué susto.
00:34:32¿Cómo puede ser?
00:34:33Si el médico
00:34:34ha certificado
00:34:34tu muerte hace unas horas.
00:34:36Pues la certificó
00:34:37como...
00:34:39Porque ya ves,
00:34:40estoy vivo
00:34:42y me encuentro perfectamente.
00:34:44¿Pero si te vamos
00:34:45a enterrar en una hora?
00:34:48Han venido todos tus amigos,
00:34:50lo tenemos todo preparado.
00:34:51Incluso hasta gente
00:34:52que le caes mal
00:34:53ha venido.
00:34:55Pues lo anulamos
00:34:56y ya está.
00:34:59Ahora mismo salgo fuera
00:35:00y les explico a todos
00:35:02lo que ha pasado.
00:35:03¿Tú estás loco?
00:35:04¿Tú sabes el follón
00:35:05que se ha armado?
00:35:06Hay cientos de personas.
00:35:08Hay una expectación
00:35:08que ni te imaginas.
00:35:10¿Tanta gente ha venido?
00:35:12Es un éxito.
00:35:14La verdad es que siempre
00:35:15he sido un tío
00:35:16muy popular.
00:35:18¿Se alegrán al ver
00:35:19de que estoy vivo?
00:35:21Cariño,
00:35:22soy tu mujer
00:35:23y te quiero.
00:35:25Pero ahora ya es
00:35:26demasiado tarde.
00:35:27Ya nos hemos hecho
00:35:27todos a la idea.
00:35:29¿Qué me quieres decir?
00:35:30Pues que no podemos
00:35:31quedar mal
00:35:32con toda esa gente.
00:35:33Haríamos el ridículo
00:35:34y yo sería
00:35:35la de mi reír del pueblo.
00:35:38No sabes lo que nos jugamos.
00:35:40¿De qué me hablas?
00:35:42Pues que te tienes que morir.
00:35:44Uno no puede resucitar
00:35:45así como así.
00:35:46¿Hablas en serio?
00:35:47Por supuesto.
00:35:50¿Por qué?
00:35:52No puedes hacer esta putada.
00:35:54Juan,
00:35:54tengamos la fiesta en paz.
00:35:56Tu madre ya está aquí
00:35:57y mis padres
00:35:58están a punto de llegar.
00:35:59Cuando vengan
00:36:00te quieran ver
00:36:01muerto y enterrado.
00:36:02No los podemos defraudar.
00:36:04Pero es que
00:36:04yo no me quiero morir todavía.
00:36:07No estoy preparado.
00:36:10Cariño,
00:36:12¿tú me quieres?
00:36:13Sí.
00:36:14Pues si de verdad me quieres,
00:36:17muérete.
00:36:20¿Quieres
00:36:20que me mate?
00:36:28Mi niño.
00:36:31Se me han llevado
00:36:33a mi niño.
00:36:35Faustina,
00:36:35no me la chuche tanto
00:36:36que me va a arrugar el traje.
00:36:40Hay que ver
00:36:43qué guapo está
00:36:44sin barba.
00:36:46Al fin no me has afeitado
00:36:47la barba.
00:36:48Pero,
00:36:48coño,
00:36:49¿qué haces vivo?
00:36:50No lo sé.
00:36:51Pero me he despertado
00:36:52y ya ves,
00:36:53estoy como una rosa.
00:36:55Es un milagro.
00:36:56Sí.
00:36:58Claro,
00:36:59ya se lo he dicho a ella.
00:37:00Es un milagro.
00:37:02Pero,
00:37:04ahora lo que quiero
00:37:05es salir afuera
00:37:05y darle la buena noticia
00:37:07a todo el mundo.
00:37:07Pero ella no me deja.
00:37:09Dice que me tengo que morir
00:37:11sí o sí.
00:37:12Quiere suspender el funeral.
00:37:13Dice que hasta que no esté muerto
00:37:15no quiere que le enterremos.
00:37:17¿Suspender el funeral?
00:37:18Pero tú,
00:37:19tú estás loco.
00:37:21Tú sabes
00:37:22la de gente
00:37:22que he venido.
00:37:24Es el entierro
00:37:26del año.
00:37:27Esto no se puede suspender.
00:37:30Pero mamá.
00:37:32Ni mamá,
00:37:32ni mamó.
00:37:33Hoy acabas bajo tierra
00:37:35y punto.
00:37:37No podemos quedar mal
00:37:38con toda esa gente.
00:37:40Pero es que yo no me quiero morir,
00:37:42mamá.
00:37:43Nene,
00:37:44no me seas egoísta.
00:37:46Tienes menos de una hora
00:37:48para morirte.
00:37:50Joder,
00:37:50qué putada.
00:37:54¿Cómo queréis que lo haga?
00:37:56Bueno,
00:37:57no sé.
00:37:59No sé,
00:38:00aguántate la respiración
00:38:01como cuando tienes hipo.
00:38:04¿Hipo?
00:38:26No puedo.
00:38:28No puedo.
00:38:29Me ahogo.
00:38:30Joder,
00:38:30cariño,
00:38:31de eso se trata.
00:38:32No me gusta.
00:38:34Pienso en otra cosa.
00:38:36Así no me gusta.
00:38:38No me llores.
00:38:39Y colaboro un poquito,
00:38:41hijo.
00:38:43O si queréis que me muera
00:38:44pensar en otra cosa.
00:38:52¡Aaah!
00:39:33Tienesas.
00:40:16Where's Dr. Gonzalez?
00:40:35Operation system is going to slide in and break with you.
00:40:51U.S. Border Protection. How can I help you?
00:40:54Well, yes. You can help me.
00:40:56Give me my work.
00:41:00What did you do?
00:41:01What did you do, bitch?
00:41:02You destroyed me, bitch!
00:41:04Thanks for your collaboration.
00:41:06And remember, don't come back again.
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:10Jajajajaja!
00:41:11Jajajaja!
00:41:12Y el gringo nos quiere cobrar el muro!
00:41:14Dile que no, **** racista.
00:41:17Pues no te pagaremos nada.
00:41:34Mr. Trump, mire, somos gente honrada y solo queremos pedirle que...
00:41:48...que no hay nada.
00:41:49¿Qué?
00:41:52¡No, no, no!
00:41:57¡No, no!
00:41:59¡No, no!
00:42:00¡No, no!
00:42:08¡No, no!
00:42:11¡No!
00:42:21¡No, no!
00:42:22¿Quién me cambió el estuche?
00:42:23¿A quién se lo robaste?
00:42:25Aquí estaba, dijo.
00:42:27¡Cuánto loco!
00:42:32Cántale algo, pero en inglés, que no entiende.
00:42:48¡Venga para acá, señor diplomático!
00:42:51¡Le toca a usted reclamarle!
00:42:53¡Póngasela!
00:42:54Si no lo hace, ese va a pisotear nuestro pueblo y va a destruir nuestra cultura.
00:43:03¡Vaya!
00:43:05¡Prontito para allá!
00:43:06¡Vaya!
00:43:11¿Y ahora quién podrá salvarnos?
00:43:23¡Ey! ¿Qué es eso?
00:43:24Es un milagro.
00:43:26¡Es que chalcóa!
00:43:28¡El Ave María!
00:43:31¡El Ave María!
00:43:34¡Ahhh!
00:43:35¡Ahhh!
00:43:37¡Ahhh!
00:43:38¡Ahhh!
00:43:53¡Ahhh!
00:43:54¡Ahhh!
00:43:56¿EE-ya?
00:43:58¡Ey!
00:43:59viene de nuestros hijos
00:45:20Well, believe it or not, we're already halfway through the show.
00:45:24It wasn't as bad as you thought.
00:45:26Well, perhaps it was.
00:45:28But you have to defend yourself, don't you?
00:45:31A wise man once said that our decisions get us into trouble, but our pride that keeps
00:45:37us there.
00:45:40Sometimes we make decisions to please people or annoy them, like I did with my father.
00:45:47I decided to study accountancy just to piss him off.
00:45:52My dad was a rock singer, but not one of those that would sell a million records or that you
00:45:57would see on TV.
00:45:58He was the type of guy that would hop from bar to bar working for tips.
00:46:03He was happy, a free soul, but he never gave my mother or I a dime.
00:46:10He said money was the root of all evil.
00:46:14I was 19 when I enrolled to study the thing he would hate the most, accounting.
00:46:20I would count money, touch money, smell money, and become the complete opposite of what he
00:46:29was, an artist.
00:46:33Deep down, I hated my choice too, but the fact that it depressed and disappointed my father
00:46:38was reason enough for it to be worthwhile.
00:46:42And that's how I ended up working in a career that I hate.
00:46:45And now my father's dead.
00:46:48I hadn't counted on that.
00:46:50Never do anything for anyone else for any reason whatsoever.
00:46:55Never.
00:46:57You just do you.
00:47:20You just do you.
00:47:32You just do you.
00:47:58You just do you.
00:48:01You just do you.
00:48:01Hmm.
00:48:03Hmm? Hmm?
00:48:24Oh, my God.
00:48:41Hmm?
00:49:12Oh!
00:49:42Oh!
00:49:43Oh!
00:49:44Oh!
00:49:47Oh!
00:49:50Hmm?
00:49:52Hmm?
00:49:54Oh!
00:49:55Oh!
00:49:58Oh!
00:50:00Oh!
00:50:08Oh!
00:50:09Oh!
00:50:09No!
00:50:13Oh!
00:50:21Oh!
00:50:26Oh!
00:50:27Oh!
00:50:29Oh!
00:50:30Oh!
00:50:32Oh!
00:50:37Ah!
00:50:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:50:43Hmm.
00:50:49Hmm.
00:51:18Hmm.
00:51:20Hmm.
00:51:25Hmm.
00:51:27Hmm.
00:51:41Hmm.
00:51:43Hmm.
00:51:48Hmm.
00:51:51Hmm.
00:51:54Hmm.
00:51:56.
00:52:15Oh, my God.
00:52:35Oh, my God.
00:52:59Oh, my God.
00:53:39Oh, my God.
00:53:56Oh, my God.
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:39Oh, my God.
00:54:49Oh, my God.
00:54:52Oh, my God.
00:55:19Oh, my God.
00:55:38Oh, my God.
00:55:43Oh, my God.
00:56:34Oh, my God.
00:56:45Oh, my God.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:57:03Oh, my God.
00:57:35Oh, my God.
00:57:44Oh, my God.
00:58:16Oh, my God.
00:58:45Oh, my God.
00:58:49Oh, my God.
00:59:17Oh, my God.
00:59:53Oh, my God.
01:00:44Oh, my God.
01:00:47Oh, my God.
01:01:08Oh, my God.
01:01:50Oh, my God.
01:01:52Oh, my God.
01:02:24Oh, my God.
01:02:31Oh, my God.
01:03:09Oh, my God.
01:03:11Oh, my God.
01:04:08Oh, my God.
01:04:11Oh, my God.
01:04:45Oh, my God.
01:05:19Oh, my God.
01:05:43Oh, my God.
01:05:47Oh, my God.
01:06:16Oh, my God.
01:06:47Oh, my God.
01:07:19Oh, my God.
01:08:14Oh, my God.
01:08:16Oh, my God.
01:08:46Oh, my God.
01:09:43Oh, my God.
01:09:46Oh, my God.
01:10:16Oh, my God.
01:11:12Oh, my God.
01:11:32Oh, my God.
01:12:11Oh, my God.
01:12:27Oh, my God.
01:12:47Oh, my God.
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:20Oh, my God.
01:13:22Oh, my God.
01:13:52Oh, my God.
01:14:48Oh, my God.
01:14:56Oh, my God.
01:15:46Oh, my God.
01:15:53Oh, my God.
01:16:22Oh, my God.
01:17:18Oh, my God.
01:17:22Oh, my God.
01:18:18Oh, my God.
01:18:22Oh, my God.
01:19:15Oh, my God.
01:19:49Oh, my God.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:20:22Oh, my God.
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:21:30Oh, my God.
01:22:19Oh, my God.
01:22:47Oh, my God.
01:23:21Oh, my God.
01:23:22Oh, my God.
01:23:52Oh, my God.
01:24:22Oh, my God.
01:24:52Oh, my God.
01:25:49Oh, my God.
01:25:52Oh, my God.
01:26:22Oh, my God.
01:27:19Oh, my God.
01:27:49Oh, my God.
01:27:52Oh, my God.
01:28:49Oh, my God.
01:29:18Oh, my God.
01:29:42Oh, my God.
01:29:51Oh, my God.
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