00:00Bring me your chariots of fire.
00:03What do I get the National Lampoon questions?
00:06He gets the smart guy questions.
00:07I will not seize from mental fight.
00:10I love the New York City Uber.
00:13This is an exciting premiere moment, Ryan.
00:15I'm looking forward to it.
00:17We're going to the AMC in Lincoln Center, sir.
00:20Ryan, Kenneth, welcome to Red Carpet Ride.
00:24Holy moly.
00:26Come on, you can't be serious.
00:28I thought that I usually have full-on 1987 Entertainment Tonight,
00:32Mary Hart lighting everywhere I go.
00:33And I saw it, so I didn't think anything of it.
00:35I was like, well, this is exactly what I would normally...
00:37Wow.
00:41Today, we're going to be playing a trivia game while we drive you to...
00:45Where are we taking you guys?
00:46We're going to the, I think, the world premiere of May Day.
00:49If you answer three questions incorrectly,
00:51I'm going to kick you out of this car.
00:52That feels scary.
00:54New York is a real pedestrian-friendly city.
00:57I think it's okay to walk.
00:57Yeah, and all the areas are safe as well.
01:00That's the main thing.
01:01And remember, you have two chances to call anyone on your phone for a lifeline.
01:05In your upcoming action comedy film, May Day...
01:08Love it.
01:08You play two unlikely friends.
01:10That's correct.
01:11Can you name the two stars of the 1998 buddy comedy Rush Hour?
01:16Rush Hour, of course.
01:17Is it Jackie Chan or anyone?
01:19It's Chris Tucker.
01:20Yeah, done, yeah.
01:21Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker.
01:24It's fine.
01:25If we hadn't got that, it would have been okay.
01:27But as it is...
01:28Yes!
01:29Yes, we do.
01:29Go!
01:30Thank God!
01:31Your film also takes place in Russia.
01:33What is the full title of Stanley Kubrick's Soviet Union comedy film?
01:40Dr. Strangelove, How I Learned to Love the Atomic Bomb?
01:43How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Atomic Bomb.
01:48Yes.
01:49Oh.
01:50The Nuclear Bomb?
01:51Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.
01:55Love the Bomb.
01:56You're literally kidding us on the or.
01:58And there's no atomic or nuclear.
02:01It's just the bomb.
02:02I don't know.
02:02These things happen.
02:03It feels like we've been cheated.
02:04I feel like we could send this to VAR, if you don't mind.
02:08How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Atomic Bomb.
02:11Yes.
02:14The co-director of your film, John Francis Daly, famously played Sam Weir in the show Freaks and Geeks.
02:20Who played Sam's older sister?
02:22Older sister.
02:24Older sister.
02:24Now, was this a cult classic that played for like one series or something?
02:29Yeah.
02:29Seth Rogen, James Franco.
02:31Never heard of him.
02:32John Francis Daly was this young kid.
02:34Little kid in it.
02:35I don't know.
02:36The sister.
02:36I don't know.
02:37I'm going to say Carla Gugino, actually.
02:40I don't think she looks like a freak or a geek.
02:42No, but she would have makeup.
02:43False teeth.
02:44She can do anything.
02:45False teeth.
02:45Leather teeth.
02:46Leather teeth would be the perfect.
02:48I wanted to talk to you about a franchise idea I had in that way, actually.
02:51It may just be too much.
02:53What's the answer?
02:54Linda Cardellini.
02:56Oh, I love Linda Cardellini.
02:58She played it all along.
02:59Scooby-Doo.
03:00Dump, dump, dump, da-da-da-da-da-dump, ba-dump, ba-dump, ba-ding.
03:05Scooby-Doo-Bee-Doo.
03:06Reggie!
03:07Reggie!
03:08Reggie!
03:09Scooby-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo!
03:13Kenneth, you played Professor Gilderoy Lockhart in the Harry Potter series.
03:17This is true.
03:18True.
03:18Do I get a point for that?
03:19What is the title of Lockhart's autobiography?
03:22magical me that is no really yes magical me that i think you could it's been it was a long
03:28time ago
03:29i think if you wanted to use it for your own what did jack lemon say before every take magic
03:33time
03:33magic time magic time in the action comedy film miss congeniality what is gracie's talent during
03:39the beauty pageant oh oh it's michael kane's in that movie isn't he i believe so and obviously
03:46sandy bullet that you've got what is her talent uh i'm gonna use my lifeline if that's okay
03:54find somebody you trust and you believe has access to that kind of information
03:58do not throw this away i'm not i'm not i got a good one here okay i'll get ready to
04:03everything
04:04let me get ready to just come up with a second uh oh i have a call uh excuse me
04:09look i have to take
04:10this um hello what was uh sandy bullock's character's talent in the movie miss congeniality
04:16he also started yeah i said don't throw the chance away i i think that she was i think she
04:22was an
04:24optometrist and and she her talent was cornea recognition thank you okay good i got it i thank
04:29you love you miss you bye thanks so much love you bye bye okay she was an optometrist and her
04:34talent
04:35was cornea recognition i'm sorry the answer was playing the wine glasses over here in america would
04:42that be more or less the same thing is that like so just culturally we would say cornea
04:46recognition in the uk and you would say playing the wine glasses does that uh playing the wine
04:50glass i'm just checking your work there one second just gonna show the top no result no i'm not
04:54butt dialing i'm just i'm on this cash cab kind of show because we have a movie coming out so
04:58do you
04:58uh and they're asking me a question on miss congeniality saying what is your talent
05:03in miss congeniality oh my god you're telling me you don't know this
05:07no i'm sorry i don't this is a this is a my lifeline i get one i get one two
05:13lifelines
05:13i play the water glasses in a bavarian dildo well thank you very much somebody here said wine
05:20and that that's wrong you're wrong so water glasses thank you thank you very much do i get something
05:25for this uh you get you get all the cash that we get from this cash cap i'm sending directly
05:30to you
05:31uh as a purchase thank you i'll get you my routing number thank you bye bye all right water glasses
05:37who was that uh sandra bullock who was in miss congeniality with michael king so to some degree
05:43has a has an authority on this so you may be able to nod that one through yeah we'll consider
05:48it
05:48next question your wife blake lively starred in the beloved film sisterhood of the traveling pants
05:53can you guys tell me the plot of sisterhood of the traveling pants there's a magical pair of jeans
05:58and they're passed off to each one of these women as they go through something challenging in their
06:03life kenneth anything to add i want to support not only the simplicity but the beauty with which ryan
06:09described the plot and i support him in offering that as an answer we jointly believe in
06:17boom congratulations i'd like to thank you you know what my kids love that movie oh this is right
06:22they should love what their mom does but they'll come to yours they will kenneth thank you so much
06:27you directed the first theatrical adaptation of hamlet and you also played the titular role
06:32sure did did you say titular role yes can we say that here yeah okay so funny though can you
06:39finish
06:39this line from hamlet okay yes by the way he can well at least i wouldn't i wouldn't hold your
06:44breath
06:44on this uh but you mentioned titular let's go on slander sir for the satirical rogue says here
06:51uh oh my god slander sir for the titular said that old men have gray beards god that's as far
06:57as
06:57this is already a holy shit slander says for the titular said old men have gray beards their faces
07:03are wrinkled and their eyes thick with something or other purging thick amber and plum tree gum
07:09what but whoever writes that line purging thick amber and plum tree gum you are correct that's
07:15amazing that can happen right there that's a bit of a stinker that one that's him banging on to
07:20polonia that's amazing give me a line from porkies and i'll tell you the next one this is incredible and
07:25you'll see that they use much less often in porkies plum tree and amber there's an economy of words in
07:31porkies that is frankly underrated ryan you starred in national lampoons van wilder i did can you name
07:39three other films in the national lampoon comedic film family well yes i can name that national
07:44lampoons animal house national lampoons vacation national lampoons uh i should go with another movie
07:50but i'll just go with the uh european vacation the guy's on fire with the national lapoon lapoon you
07:57know lapoon that's the french version of those films oh this is national lapoon we love it with
08:02with chaviches and also i'm with the real royal honoles you know that uh conan o'brien was the head
08:07of the national lampoon at harvard what has he gone on to do has he had has he worked much
08:11no not a
08:12clue kenneth your first listed acting credit is as a cambridge student in chariots of fire
08:17what the title of that film was inspired by a line in a poem from which poet it's from jerusalem
08:25by
08:25william blake that is correct out of town bring me your chariots of fire why do i get the national
08:33lampoon questions he gets the smart guy questions i will not seize from mental fight this is why i don't
08:38want to hang out with him i'm going to live with him they literally want to move in and just
08:42i'll be
08:42quiet i'll be quiet i'll just hang i'll listen i got to be in that movie one of 300 students
08:48i was
08:49introduction to movie business and with 300 of us around this scene where they're having the initial
08:53race between the two guys who are going to go to the olympics and the first assistant says we're
08:58all spread out we've got a couple of lines we're going to give to some of the extra yeah everybody
09:03riot yeah i mean we it was a riot i realized that was the image for them for the movie
09:09business or
09:09any the stage was there were 298 guys my age who would walk over me and yes and and they
09:16got down
09:17with sashimi your lower body just to get uh one line which was abrahams you've got rockets on
09:23your shoes did you do that line no no because i was like 295th in the cube people i had
09:31no idea
09:31that was your foray into uh however there's one step toward knighthood there's a one there's one
09:36shot it's from higher clock tower where you see people looking up it's in the hey where were they
09:41before they were where they were you see me looking i gotta see that see fresh face little fella
09:52how do you guys feel like you did that's pretty good pretty well getting sandy bullock on the phone
09:55was kind of a ringer i didn't expect that really it sounded so like i thought you must have somebody
10:00and i tried to play it cool but i was actually on the inside like just it felt like like
10:04that feeling
10:04after like a half a glass of champagne that's ice cold like little bubblies and you know you played
10:11it absolutely cool and so did she but she registered an interesting slight disapproval that you just
10:16already know from from her canon no uh you know the disappointment she'll never pick up a call again
10:22well congratulations guys you passed red carpet ride we're pulling up now to the premiere
10:26okay are we doing it now child lock is on this which is wise oh no it's not
10:32thank you guys so much thank you very much this is an undignified way of getting it
