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00:00What kind of salary do you expect for a regular person?
00:08$250 a week.
00:10$250 a week?
00:11Yeah.
00:11Sit down.
00:14I'm going to give you $300 a week.
00:17Yes, indeed.
00:18$300 a week, $1,200 a month.
00:22All right?
00:23Great, I'll take it.
00:24Yes, you will.
00:25And I will take $350 for taxes.
00:30Whoa.
00:31Huh?
00:31Yeah.
00:32Now, because, see, the government comes for the regular people first.
00:36Now, how much does that leave you with?
00:40$850.
00:41All right.
00:42Now, you've got to have an apartment because you are not going to live here.
00:46So, an apartment in Manhattan will run you at least $400 a month.
00:53I'll live in New Jersey.
00:58All right.
00:59You live in New Jersey.
01:01You've got to have a car.
01:03I'll ride a motorbike.
01:07You need a helmet.
01:13Figure $100 a month for clothes and shoes.
01:18Figure $200.
01:19I want to look good.
01:23Okay, so, so what does that, what does that leave you with?
01:26$200.
01:27So, no problem.
01:30There is a problem.
01:31You haven't eaten yet.
01:39I can get by on bologna and cereal.
01:43So, I got everything I need, plus $200 left for the month.
01:48You plan to have a girlfriend?
01:50For sure.
01:51For sure.
02:04Regular people.
02:05Jennifer.
02:06Go.
02:09vacancy.
02:09Go.
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