00:01Alright, camera's on.
00:05There are a few simple steps you can take to build a happy, successful career.
00:11First, get an education.
00:12Although student loans seem like a mountain to climb,
00:16it will all be worth it.
00:18Next, dress for success.
00:19Stick to conservative neutral colors.
00:22You're good to go.
00:23Now, find employment.
00:25Let's make some content.
00:26Some ambitious youths even begin with an unpaid internship.
00:32Oh, Goldman girls, alright.
00:35Welcome to our channel, How to Rob a Bank.
00:37Where we teach our followers how to steal from the banks, but steal from them.
00:42Didn't your bank, like, screw over a lot of people?
00:44I don't have time to worry about the ambitions of thieves.
00:48A good job builds character, confidence, and a sense of purpose.
00:53We're all in debt, with families to take care of.
00:56Barely even able to afford our groceries.
00:59People only raise their voices when they feel they aren't being heard.
01:03Get out of the car!
01:04Is this How to Rob a Bank?
01:05Yeah, I love your show!
01:06Thanks for watching!
01:09There are sure to be obstacles along the road.
01:12They put a wire on me.
01:14Don't watch this right now.
01:15Just keep your head down, and do what you're told.
01:18The city has a police force of hundreds.
01:20We're an online community of thousands.
01:22Shit is going down!
01:24It's working.
01:25They're using their followers against us.
01:27This is all a distraction.
01:30And one day...
01:34Maybe even you...
01:36could become the boss.
01:39Follow these simple steps, and you'll be well on your way to a happy, successful life.
01:46And remember kids, do try this at home.
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