00:00The real Velociraptor, 2 meters, 15 kilos, feathers, and this crowd is chanting for the feathers.
00:11Swift Thief, that's what the name means. Watch its feet, it's going to try to pin him like an eagle.
00:16He's fighting a chicken and he's using a jab, that's discipline. Most men would just punch it.
00:22Superman punch on a bird, right on the ear hole, it's wobbling.
00:26He is hunting it and there's nowhere in this cage to hide.
00:31He caught it out of the air, that's the best takedown of a dinosaur I have ever seen.
00:37It's on its back and a raptor on its back is a turtle, it can't do anything.
00:42The referee stops it, the Velociraptor has been rendered extinct.
00:47Look at the crowd, every one of them wanted the feathers and they got the feathers.
00:51Watch him catch it, Kiyo Kosh in hands, wrestler slam, 20 years in 2 seconds.
00:57One down, they get bigger from here.
01:00Pakyselosaurus, thick-headed lizard, 25 centimeters of solid bone on top and headbutts are illegal.
01:09If 200 pounds of skull on legs, you can't hit the dome, you hit what's under it.
01:14That's a headbutt, that's illegal in every commission on earth.
01:18Take a point.
01:22A stirred warning for the headbutt and the Pakyselosaurus does not appear to be listening.
01:27Body kick, it's got a dome on top and nothing on the sides.
01:31Oh, right in the body, the dome to the liver, he's hurt, he's hurt!
01:38Get it off!
01:39The horn went and it doesn't care, it doesn't know what a horn is.
01:42Stop trading with it, it's a bowling ball on legs.
01:44Make it miss, it lifts the head, you hit the jaw.
01:46Understand?
01:51That's a real cut, 25 centimeters of bone did that, it only takes one more.
01:55Fight!
01:57Round two, and now George knows exactly what it's got.
02:02Spinning back kick right in the ribs!
02:04What is that?
02:07Oh, he's down!
02:09It lifted the dome and he hit the jaw!
02:11It is over, George St. Pierre has sent the Pakyselosaurus into the Palaeanation!
02:18Look at the timing.
02:19The dome comes up, the jaw comes out, he waited two rounds for that.
02:24He bowed to it!
02:25He knocked it out and bowed to it!
02:28That's the most George thing I've ever seen.
02:33Just hit it, George!
02:36Prototarictus.
02:36Herbivore, 120 kilos, and its skull may have inspired the Griffin legend.
02:41It's four-legged low, 120 kilos.
02:44That's not a herbivore, that's Khabib with a beak.
02:46No!
02:47You can't double-leg something with four legs, it's already sprawled.
02:50It was born sprawled.
02:52It bit the glove!
02:53That beak shears tree forns, it'll shit a hand.
02:56A puzzle he has never had to solve, an opponent with no legs to take.
03:00He's got the back, body lock, on a proceratops.
03:04Where is he going with this?
03:08He suplexed to Griffin!
03:10Brock Lesnar's losing his mind!
03:14And the referee of syntax is turned over and turned off.
03:18The judges are checking the book, there's no scoring criteria for a suplex ceratexian.
03:2270 million years ago, a Raptor couldn't finish this fight.
03:25Tonight, George did.
03:27It sat down!
03:28It's done!
03:29It's grazing time!
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