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Bailey is an exotic dancer with big dreams. She and her Army vet husband Tim are fed up with their lives of barely getting by in small-town Arkansas, so they decide to rob the strip club that employs her.
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00:02If it wasn't for Christmas, I wouldn't ask for my check early, but I just want my daughter
00:06to be able to...
00:07This ain't my full paycheck.
00:09We've all got sob stories.
00:11You want to hear some of mine?
00:12Can I please just pick up some extra shifts?
00:15Just before Christmas.
00:17No can do.
00:18We're close from Friday to New Year's.
00:20What about that private party?
00:22Who told you about that?
00:24Well, Candy said it's gangsters from all over the state coming in to pay respect to Roger.
00:29Because he's the boss over all of Arkansas.
00:32And then they use a club to launder the money.
00:35Maybe this is what all that army training was for, Tim.
00:38Maybe this is why you got discharged.
00:41I love you.
00:43I love you, too.
00:45Now let's rob the fuckers.
00:50Everybody get down on the ground.
00:53We just want the money out in the safe, and then we're going to be leaving.
00:56I'm a good Southern Baptist.
00:57I don't want to have to kill nobody here tonight.
00:59Ain't very Christian what you're doing here now.
01:01Motherfucker, we're in a strip club.
01:03Even Jesus flipped the tables in the temple.
01:05Even he knew when it was time to fight.
01:07You know what?
01:07That makes a lot of sense.
01:10Junior, take this boy in the back.
01:12Show him the safe.
01:13Give him whatever he wants.
01:14Because, like Couch Commando says, ain't nobody got to get hurt, right?
01:19Fuck you!
01:19You ain't getting back then!
01:20Come out with your hands up.
01:23We do not negotiate with terrorists.
01:25They're not just going to kill y'all.
01:26They're going to kill all of us.
01:27It's going to look like we're in on it together.
01:29This is it, Bailey.
01:30This is it for us.
01:31This is the big times.
01:32Woo!
01:32Bailey?
01:33Hang on a second.
01:34You know these morons?
01:35We gotta do dances here.
01:36Shut the fuck up!
01:40Why is everyone screaming?
01:42It's Chauncey.
01:43He's been fucking shot, man.
01:44Chauncey?
01:45From work?
01:46You're trying to be a fucking serious right now!
01:48This place has turned to hell in a handbasket.
01:52What do I do now?
01:54Um.
01:55Um.
01:56You need to call the cops now.
01:58We got a real delicate situation here.
02:01Should everybody be cool?
02:03I'm cool.
02:04I'm cool.
02:04I'm cool.
02:14Holy shit!
02:18You're going to be the most famous stripper in the history of the state of Arkansas.
02:33Shit, shit, shit!
02:36We just need someone to blow it.
02:40No shit, Tim.
02:42Who the fuck are we going to find to blow that damn thing in the middle of the fucking...
02:45Okay, baby.
02:46Come on.
02:47She's got...
02:48There's a little hurt her.
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