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00:10So me and Reen, we go to New York Thursday and in Mexico as Nicolas Humor, Humo. Now I'm New
00:18York
00:19Nick. So I'm going out there, I got my Tims, my white Nike high socks, my white meter, and 12
00:26roses for Kelly Keats. It's a business trip. You know, I'm a gentleman. Yeah, I'm going
00:31like full New York scumbag. The reason that's funny is because the New York Knicks. Wait,
00:37what? Yeah, so let me explain this to you. Let me explain this to you, Hannah. The New
00:41York Knicks are a basketball team. Oh, there's teams that have ball in it that aren't with
00:46a butt? I hate it. Go back to McDonald's. That was misogyny. I thought we were
00:56all in on the same joke there for a second. Well, I mean, that is the joke. Yeah, but
01:01then the, I think, I think Hannah crossed the line. Yeah. Personally. Yeah. Well, she's
01:04trying to paint you as monogamous. Is it called? What word did you teach me the other day? Gaslighting?
01:09Am I gas? Yeah, I think Hannah crossed the line. Monogynistic? I think Hannah. Is that
01:13a word? Being a monogynist. Monogynist. I was being a monogynist. What's the fucking word?
01:17Monogynist. Whatever. Monogynist. Monogynist. Spell that. I'll give you 10 bucks right now, Tate.
01:23Monogynist. Breaking news. That's not the word. It's misogynist. Misogynist. That sounds
01:28like Deshaun Watson. Am I going to be my friend? Yeah. We're starting with the outfit. It's
01:34Tim's, Nike white high socks, shorts, wife beater, Yankee hat, Newport in my ear. Oh my
01:42God. Then I walk into the office with 12 dozen roses and I go straight to Kelly Keeks.
01:48You know why I'm here. Like that's the objective. Okay. Yeah. The objective. Wait. Are you
01:55going to, are you, you're trying to fuck Kelly Keeks? That's not my goal, but if it happens,
02:00I think it'd be good for content. I mean, she's got OnlyFans. Maybe we'll split the money up.
02:07Anyway. You could go there and just make friends with everyone. Well, that's, I'm, I'm friends
02:11with, like, I'm trying to do the thing. We'll see what happens. Who knows? There's a lot of people
02:15in New York. A lot of them probably work in the office. Anyway, I'm not trying. A lot
02:19of the people in New York work at Barstool. I heard there's more girls at that office.
02:26Rumor has it. I can't do that. I'm retired from the office. I'm going to walk around with Reed,
02:32dress like an idiot, and do the pizza thing. We'll get some food, go to the bar, turn up some
02:38birds.
02:38I'm going, go to the boat. Hey, I gott. You can look at Mommy. I gotta tell you, si.
02:42Hey, Mommy, Mommy, Nicolas Momazs. No, no, no. no, no. Nicolas, New Yorko.
02:46Hey
02:47How do you say New York in a Spanish? Um, and then go to the club and hopefully, you know,
02:52do what I do best. I, I do think that after this trip I'm going to have to have to
02:56sit down
02:56meeting with Tate, because I don't think Big Cat will ever, like, want to give me five minutes,
03:01but like, to, like, see what the next step of Nikki Smoke's content's going to be, because I can't
03:06just keep slinging my dick around for views, you know?
03:09Okay.
03:10Yeah, well, I can meet with you.
03:11All right.
03:12We can talk about that contract.
03:14I'll work for you, dude.
03:16Hey!
03:18You're really something.
03:20It's awesome.
03:20How are you?
03:21Good to see you.
03:22Good to see you.
03:25Listen, the Ugg station has been untapped for too long.
03:29It's time to find a new home.
03:31It has bad vibes down there.
03:32And it's because of fucking memes.
03:34Memes just stares at it all day.
03:36Are you supposed to hide it somewhere?
03:37It's not.
03:38It's hiding in the ground.
03:39We're still in the Ugg station.
03:40Where's he going?
03:41Down he's house.
03:43It's Max's idea.
03:44He said Dana doesn't deserve it, so we're hiding it from him.
03:47Is this anyone's home?
03:48No, Dana doesn't.
03:49And he radiates negative energy towards the Ugg station.
03:53So why has it not been used in over six months?
03:55Because of memes.
03:56And so now that it's going to be in a new spot, hopefully in the Wubb studio,
04:00we're going to have great lighting, we're going to have a lot of room.
04:03And the Ugg station Q4 comeback is on.
04:06And there's nothing memes and fucking fat ass Max can do about it.
04:11One, two, one, two, three.
04:13Oh, okay.
04:15We can lift it.
04:16We can lift it.
04:16That's good.
04:17I don't want to take this off.
04:18Yeah, I don't want to prank it.
04:20I just don't want to take it.
04:22Who paid for it?
04:24They got a company.
04:25They've been trying to hex that thing forever.
04:27And that's why it hasn't been being used.
04:30So it needs to get out of that corner.
04:33It's the coolest thing that the company has ever paid for somebody to have.
04:35And it just didn't use it.
04:37You guys break it.
04:38You really have to steal it.
04:41No, I'm honestly fine with him having a broken Ugg station.
04:44So then nobody owns Beard?
04:46Yeah.
04:47Today's a new day.
04:48It's moving today?
04:49Yeah.
04:51It's Dana Beard.
04:52You're going to do like two videos of Yugga Beer right now.
04:55No, I'm not.
04:56Yugga Beer right now.
04:57Yugga Beer right now.
04:58I am.
04:58No.
05:00It's not beer then.
05:00Yes, there is.
05:02Yes, there is.
05:02Yugga Beer right now.
05:04Yugga Beer right now.
05:06Yugga Beer right now.
05:06I mean, obviously, it's a little fucking Yugga Beer, but like.
05:08Yeah, Yugga Beer.
05:09Yugga Beer.
05:09You guys are out, like, you can't just steal it.
05:12Yeah, we can.
05:13No, you can.
05:13It's mine.
05:14Dave, you don't use it.
05:15Why do you think I'm moving it?
05:17No, why do you think I'm moving it?
05:23It's not repossessed.
05:25It's mine.
05:26I had, there was things going on.
05:29I had to, I don't know.
05:30When's the last time you yugga?
05:31Look how nice that beer looks.
05:32Were you stopping by for beer anyways?
05:34Yugga Beer.
05:34Yugga Beer.
05:35Yugga Beer.
05:36Yugga Beer.
05:36Yugga Beer.
05:36Yugga Beer.
05:37Oh, that beer's been sitting there forever.
05:38Yeah, that thing's gross.
05:40Tastes like beer.
05:40Do another.
05:41Do another.
05:42Yeah, do another.
05:43Do another.
05:44One more.
05:47You can't steal.
05:48No, I have shit to do.
05:50Every day.
05:51I'm already doing a drinking video in like three hours.
05:54Do you guys want to do this on Yakuza?
05:56What on the street is that you didn't drink beer.
05:58No.
05:59Do one more.
06:00Yeah, do one more.
06:01Do one more.
06:03Do one more.
06:04It'll be easier to move.
06:05What do you have to do later today, drink?
06:06Get the fuck out of your memes.
06:11You guys are acting like I don't, like.
06:13We're acting like he ne-
06:14You got the sickest thing in the office.
06:16I know, I know.
06:16And why do you think I'm moving it?
06:18So I can-
06:18Cause you're not gonna, you're gonna do it for like a day.
06:20No, I'm not.
06:20It's-
06:20I have plans.
06:22No, I want it, I do want it out.
06:23He does want it.
06:24I want it out.
06:24Memes fucking hates it.
06:26No, I like it.
06:26Memes hates it.
06:27Just looking at it?
06:28Yeah.
06:29And then I went to go look for the hand truck.
06:30I couldn't, it wasn't in the one spot that I looked.
06:32And I was like, this is too much.
06:34Alright.
06:34It's like an ATM machine.
06:35It's like, it's just like a combo.
06:37Kind of, yeah.
06:38Yeah.
06:38Alright.
06:39It's a perfect machine that just gets no use.
06:41You wait.
06:41It's gonna be used.
06:42I've heard this for a year.
06:44That's not true.
06:44I've heard you wait for a year.
06:46Just wait.
06:47Q4.
06:47I've heard this for a year.
06:48I've been waiting for Q4.
06:49Q4 is beer season.
06:51Stop saying Q4 like it-
06:52Q4 is beer season.
06:53That means anything.
06:53A lot of initiative.
06:54Stop saying Q4.
06:55Q4 is beer season.
06:56We don't do Q's here.
06:58We own beers.
06:58Yes I do.
06:59I do have more beers than anyone.
07:01What's the last time you like your beer?
07:02Like two seconds?
07:03Do another one.
07:04Yeah, do another.
07:05You won't.
07:06Is that beer actually still good?
07:08I don't know.
07:09No, that's a no.
07:10That's a no.
07:11It's been in there for a year.
07:12You're gonna have a tummy ache.
07:13Alright.
07:14That's disgusting.
07:17January 9th.
07:18It is September 17th.
07:20Alright.
07:20I've been busy.
07:22Q4.
07:23Danny, if you went home after the last episode of the Yogg Station and got your wife pregnant,
07:28you would have had a baby before the next time you used Yogg.
07:31Q4.
07:31Just don't touch the fucking Yogg Station.
07:33I'm moving it today.
07:35Me too.
07:35Thank God.
07:35We'll see who moves it first.
07:37We'll see who moves it first.
07:38We'll see who moves it first.
07:38That was the easiest three beers to ever get someone to drink.
07:41Yeah.
07:41Three year old, a year old beer.
07:43The third one he basically just asked for.
07:45Yeah.
07:45About the Yogg Station that is the coolest thing in the office that anyone's ever just been gifted
07:49for free for no reason and then never done anything with it.
07:52Because look at, look at, get a shot of the Yogg Station.
07:57It's the coolest thing ever.
07:59Imagine if you were just gifted that for no reason and then you did nothing with it.
08:02I want, I, it shouldn't, he, he shouldn't just get to continue to have it after not using
08:07it.
08:07If you don't use it, you lose it.
08:10To the Woops, to the Woops Studio.
08:12No, I mean.
08:12That's heartbreaking.
08:13It really is.
08:14You were the one supporter.
08:15We spent the rest of the crew was hating.
08:17There was so, it started off so fast and strong.
08:19It did.
08:21And then it.
08:21It went, it went, it went under to zero.
08:25I saw you hit this corner the other day.
08:26You kind of, I didn't.
08:28I saw your heart kind of sink and you just hit the turn.
08:30That's what it is, man.
08:31I'm going to miss these times.
08:32It's, it's like a, it's like a butterfly.
08:37You know, it's going to go bloom somewhere else.
08:40So we're still in the cocoon right now.
08:42Yeah.
08:43Yeah.
08:43There's my guy.
08:46We got to get this thing on there.
08:47Yeah, this thing's under attack right now, man.
08:52Sorry.
08:54What's, what's a Yogg when it's all by yourself, you know?
08:57At the, at the core of the Yogg is, is friendship and chugging beers.
09:02You're four.
09:04Now the Yogg station's gone.
09:06Battle scars.
09:08Cut.
09:09People want to talk about this job being easy, man.
09:13Okay.
09:17Good luck in your future endeavors.
09:19The young future endeavors.
09:22Woo.
09:23The rest is up to me.
09:26That's inspirational.
09:28We'll see what happens.
09:30I can promise you this.
09:32I promise you this.
09:33I will not go nine months without releasing a Yogg Station episode.
09:40You got a penny bombshell?
09:42That's what he said.
09:43He said tweet the water glass.
09:45What do you think it is?
09:46I don't know.
09:48Because he told me, so he was going to stop by McDonald's yesterday.
09:52He said he had two things.
09:54One, bombshell breaking news.
09:56Two, he was going to read a Robert Frost poem on camera.
10:01Because it like helped him decide to go to Ole Miss over LSU.
10:04No, dude.
10:05The road not taken.
10:06He couldn't decide between Ole Miss or LSU.
10:08His mom left it on his pillow.
10:10He read it.
10:10He decided to go to Ole Miss.
10:12Change the dynamics of his entire life.
10:13So again, touching story.
10:15Robert Frost's poem.
10:16Not a good idea.
10:18So how can I trust that the bombshell breaking news is a good idea?
10:20I don't know.
10:21But when you tell me you have bombshell breaking news, I'm listening.
10:24I don't know what reading the poem.
10:26I don't know.
10:26We'll see.
10:26I'm a minty guy.
10:27You know that.
10:28High four year season.
10:29No, no.
10:29It's not there yet.
10:30It's loading.
10:31It starts the moment I get under 200 pounds for the first time since I was 15.
10:36Yeah.
10:36I will officially announce we're going to get a high four year.
10:38All right.
10:39That's when it starts?
10:40Yeah, we're like 222.
10:41I mean, the hair's already there.
10:42Oh, we're getting there.
10:43Yeah, yeah.
10:43What else goes in?
10:44The eyes are looking good too.
10:45I look in the mirror and I see a creation of technology on the Terminator.
10:50I have LASIK eye surgery.
10:52I have the hair transplant and I'm on the rep.
10:55None of this stuff even existed until 10 years ago.
10:57The world's like 5 million years old.
10:59You're the million dollar man.
11:00Yeah.
11:01I'm like, I'm not real.
11:03You know?
11:03I'm like a creation.
11:06Yeah.
11:06But, hey, I was good at 43.
11:08Shit.
11:09All the stuff I'm doing to myself in my life, that's a miracle.
11:11You gotta start getting the little boy blood transfusions.
11:15Yeah, that's what they're doing in...
11:18That sounds a lot worse than...
11:21I gotta say, yeah, have you...
11:22Did you...
11:23The eyes look good.
11:24I mean, I got the LASIK six years ago.
11:26No, but you're like locked in right now.
11:28Oh, yeah.
11:29I got the LASIK.
11:29It's an awesome week, you know?
11:31We're just...
11:32I mean, you know, like...
11:33September 19th since he left has been such a looming bear on the calendar.
11:37Like, the only thing I can remember that was like this was the marathon last year where it's like something
11:42is so big that you just like...
11:44But you can't like...
11:45But it's like it's such a big one you don't even know how to look past life.
11:49Never forget September 19th.
11:50This is...
11:51But it's like...
11:52The sun's coming out Sunday or Monday.
11:55Right.
11:55It's gonna shine a lot brighter if the Rev win.
11:57It will.
11:58I tell you that for damn sure.
11:59This is...
12:00It's September 19th every year for some reason.
12:02Was that...
12:03That was the marathon last year?
12:03No, it was October 11th.
12:05Oh, October 11th.
12:06But you know...
12:07Yeah.
12:07But it's just like...
12:08Like I can't even look at life.
12:09But it's the same thing where it's like you've had this one big date in the fall.
12:13Then like it's like how do you even look past...
12:15Like you have to get through it to figure out his life.
12:17Have you talked to Lane?
12:18He texted Ben Garrett.
12:20I had to text him.
12:20I'm gonna text him Monday or Tuesday after it.
12:23Just...
12:23Let him...
12:24Let him have this week?
12:25I mean...
12:26Yeah, man.
12:27I can't...
12:28No...
12:28No conversation with the enemy.
12:30And so not even like laying any like psychological warfare against him?
12:34I...
12:34There's no communication whatsoever.
12:36He's going to like a hot yoga class in Oxford and then get some videos and send it to him.
12:43Drop a pen.
12:44That's a great idea!
12:45Look Lane, you want to join?
12:47Yeah.
12:48That would...
12:48That's a funny idea.
12:49That's why you're the best.
12:51Make sure the women know that you're videotaping.
12:54Yeah.
12:54Before you send it to him.
12:55Yeah.
12:55It's a great point.
12:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:57Maybe we need to stay away from that.
12:58Maybe.
12:59Maybe just drop a pen.
13:00That's a hot yoga.
13:01Okay.
13:01Alright.
13:02It's a big one.
13:02September 19th.
13:03As long as we got number six in the fall in the fourth quarter, I feel like we got a
13:06shot.
13:07High four season.
13:08That's going to be like 2027.
13:10Okay.
13:11When the boot comes off?
13:11The boot's fine.
13:1335 minutes.
13:15Oh, it's happening today?
13:16Yeah.
13:17It's a daily content.
13:191030.
13:20You know why, like, officially official?
13:21I texted the doctor.
13:22I said, this thing's got to come off this week.
13:24Like, no, it's not.
13:25So, you superseded her.
13:28You were like...
13:28I mean, dude, I feel 95%.
13:31Yeah, yeah.
13:32I felt fine.
13:33I didn't wear it in Nashville for a day or two and she, like, yelled at me last Wednesday.
13:37Yeah, you're like, attending is here.
13:38I'll make this call.
13:40It feels good.
13:40It's coming off.
13:41You think it'll be 100% in 35 minutes?
13:44I mean, I don't feel not that.
13:45I feel good.
13:46You know?
13:46Like, I'm not saying I'd run, you know, run right now, but everything else...
13:50I feel like once that boot comes off, the amount of cardio you're going to get is going
13:54to go way up, too.
13:55Yeah, you're worried.
13:55Look, here's the plan.
13:56That's the whole plan.
13:58We're not worried about running for a few more months because that ain't cool.
14:00We've got to get back to 10 K steps today.
14:02Get my step count up.
14:04Do three lifts a week.
14:05We've got to get the muscle mass.
14:07That's it.
14:08And then we'll start running in the room.
14:10I've been lifting some on them.
14:11Okay.
14:11But I've got to get to three.
14:13I've been doing it once or twice.
14:14I've got to get to three.
14:15Three times a week?
14:16We're doing upper.
14:16Okay.
14:17But I've got to, you know, but...
14:18You love upper.
14:22I do.
14:23I do.
14:24I do.
14:27Like I said, the hot warrior is loading.
14:30It starts the second I get under 200.
14:32I got to 205 my junior year of college once.
14:35I saw 211.2 one time last year.
14:37Yeah, I remember that.
14:38But it was cheating.
14:40It was after I ran a half marathon and I had, like, no water in me.
14:43Like, it was a fake weight.
14:44Yeah, fake weight.
14:45It was like five pounds less just because I did it.
14:47Yeah, but I mean, that was still, you were at 215.
14:49It was pretty good.
14:51221.
14:51I'm not going to recognize you, man.
14:53I mean, we're going to accept it.
14:55I've had every year.
14:55We're having hot boy here.
14:56Hot boy.
14:57We will have it.
14:57I love it.
14:58I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, we're getting this here.
15:00Do you know, I mean, I don't want to, I don't want to, like, give you any,
15:03just, like, secret between us.
15:06Have you thought about what to get to hot boy era?
15:09Maybe you do a dating show on the back.
15:12I thought, I thought it would be, I thought of that.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Well, I thought that I've got one of the funniest bachelor situations ever.
15:20Like, the hot boy here at 43, I've got, I'm pretty successful.
15:23I've got a lot going for me, but I'm just old.
15:26I chip up.
15:26Women like older women.
15:2743.
15:28I mean, women like older women.
15:3043's not that old.
15:31I feel good, man.
15:32Yeah.
15:33I feel pretty fire.
15:34I feel pretty damn fiery.
15:35Yeah, you look fire.
15:36I know, dude.
15:36I feel fire.
15:37We just got, you know, just.
15:38Maybe I'll put a word for you in with Big Cat about that dating show.
15:42Yeah, we'll see.
15:43I'm up for anything, babe.
15:44All right, man.
15:45Hell yeah.
15:45All right, well, good talk, Vince.
15:46Yep.
15:47See you, brother.
15:48All right, man.
15:53You're about ready.
15:54Hi, Stu.
15:54How are you?
15:55Good to see you.
15:56Love you.
15:57Love you.
15:57What are y'all feeling about?
15:58We're going to hopefully our last doctor's visit.
16:00Dude, this has got to be happening.
16:01If this isn't it, this is, if I can count them, I think this is my sixth trip in two
16:05months
16:06to her and I went to Orland Park.
16:08Are you still with Jackie?
16:09I am.
16:10I'm here this weekend.
16:11Listen, that's a put a ring on the finger, right?
16:13You ain't thought he lives in that.
16:14I mean, if she dumps you, that's one thing.
16:16Right, right.
16:17But you ain't never dump the car.
16:18Right, right.
16:18I just want to give my blessing marriage fucking material all the fucking way.
16:24Thank you, Stu.
16:24She's an 11.
16:26I agree.
16:27So, God bless you.
16:29May God be with you.
16:30Stu.
16:31Cheddar Jackie!
16:32I fucking love you and yes, you would be low on the list if we ever did it again but
16:37we're not allowed.
16:38Yes, you're right.
16:40I never knew you but I know you fucking now.
16:43Stu.
16:43I don't get it.
16:45Minstein's advice, we think his doctor might be into him and we're looking at this as if
16:48it's like a seventh date.
16:50They're saying like, how can I keep having, the acts theory is how can I keep having so
16:54many unnecessary appointments?
16:56She's just telling my company.
16:58That's the act theory.
16:59We need him to ask her, what are we?
17:01Well, I mean, truth be told, he's fucking gay.
17:04So I have no idea what I'm talking about.
17:07I don't know that I'm ever-
17:08Breaking news, going to Ole Miss, he sucks big dick.
17:12What?
17:13Is that true or no?
17:15Yeah.
17:15I've been calling a lot of things, I don't know that anybody's ever a gay or up on me.
17:18Nothing I say is true but I'll bet my life he sucks dick.
17:22That's news to me, I gotta say.
17:24You know, like, I've been accused rightfully of a lot of stuff but that's a new, this is
17:30a new one.
17:31Danny, you're an investigator.
17:32He still hasn't denied it.
17:34Still hasn't said he doesn't yet.
17:35Is this a case for you to pick up?
17:36I feel like if you freak out, like, about it, then you're more likely to be guilty.
17:42You know, like, I gotta upset that.
17:44There's a couple of men I need to question in this office now.
17:47Yeah, soon, Danny.
17:47No question T-Box.
17:49First ass is LSU lead.
17:50Oh.
17:50Go question him.
17:54People call him-
17:54It's all Ole Miss.
17:56I don't know how, because LSU, I ranked number one team in the country.
18:01Not fucking Texas.
18:01It's all Ole Miss.
18:03But-
18:03What about the Miami Hurts, Danny?
18:05I mean, it's all, I mean, it's all Ole Miss, even though LSU is the number one team
18:09in the nation.
18:10I don't know how, but Ole Miss.
18:11It's every sucker in their mouth has been in LSU.
18:13All I hear is LSU.
18:14Stu, LSU.
18:15Stu, how many of you are gonna win by LSU?
18:17You know.
18:18Come on.
18:19That's fucking good.
18:20They don't give away free money!
18:22No one does!
18:24And, um, they're not ripped.
18:26No!
18:27Yes.
18:28Um, so the CT scan doesn't show significant healing of the fracture.
18:34Okay.
18:35And so we need to kind of re-evaluate your nutrition, how much activity you've been doing
18:45with or without the boot on, um, because all these things kind of delay healing.
18:51Right.
18:51I know it feels good.
18:53That's great.
18:54But the CT doesn't show any healing.
18:58And so, so what that means is that I also have to give you a device called a bone stimulator.
19:03Okay.
19:04And it's a device that you're gonna wear every day for 20 minutes.
19:07Okay.
19:08And, um, we're gonna do this for maybe even three months.
19:13But, but you do need to wear the boots for at least another month, um, with the bone stem.
19:22Because the alternative, the alternative is that if it, it doesn't heal, then I do need
19:30to do surgery.
19:31All right.
19:32We're, we're gonna do what you said.
19:33So.
19:34We don't need to.
19:34You just can't quit me, can you?
19:36No.
19:37I know I can't.
19:38You're a great guy.
19:39But, um, we gotta get this fracture healed.
19:42Yes.
19:45Ben, why's the boot still on?
19:48It's a disaster.
19:49I mean, George, Jerry, I said it best.
19:50It's a sad day.
19:51It's a bad day.
19:52I mean, my brain just came to comprehend it.
19:55If it doesn't improve in a month, three month surgery, crutches.
19:58I, I asked her, I said, so basically him wearing the boot this whole time has been pointless.
20:04And she said, well, not pointless, but it hasn't healed at all.
20:09Oh.
20:10And it's like, it's like.
20:11Yeah, I want to address something else.
20:13Might as well mention something else, too.
20:14Maybe sprinting in the 105 degrees South Texas heat in my boot for the DraftKings road trip
20:19seems like it was not the smartest idea for the healing.
20:23Wow.
20:23But I wanted to show out.
20:24Hey, I was showing out for DraftKings, the company.
20:26I did everything I could.
20:27Well, what about the sprinting at Camp Barstool?
20:30That, too.
20:30That, too.
20:31Those apparently were not good decisions.
20:33Hmm.
20:34But, hey, anything for the, for the stool.
20:36I still help the stool.
20:37Mince's dad has always said the mints got spaghetti bones.
20:40No, he had mints bones.
20:41My dad wouldn't let me play football when I was a kid because he said mints bones are like spaghetti.
20:45And that's the only explanation for this is why it's not healing.
20:48It has to be genetic.
20:49I can't figure it out.
20:51That or your doctor just wants a seventh date.
20:55I mean, we did say she can't quit.
20:57I'm calling my primary care physician.
20:59I'm going to get a second opinion.
21:00I got to get all this figured out.
21:02One other thing that needs to be addressed immediately.
21:05I will be asking on the act for this pantsing bounty to be pulled
21:09because I can't be having that with this broken ankle this weekend.
21:12Like, I can't.
21:13Like, literally, like, no joke.
21:15Like, that can't happen.
21:15Are you nervous, Mincey, at all about, I don't know if you saw Greg went to Lawrence,
21:21Kansas last weekend and he got pantsed.
21:23Are you nervous that an LSU fan might try to pants you?
21:26So the LSU fan thing.
21:28Because I don't, I want to say it right now.
21:30You're the most pantsable guy.
21:31I think you could be hands-free pants.
21:33Get serious, Cam, with me and Kyle.
21:36Do not pants, Mincey.
21:38All my clothes, all my pants.
21:40Yeah.
21:40Don't fucking do it.
21:41All rise.
21:42Un-fucking-
21:43Un-fucking-believer.
21:45What?
21:45Dude, another ankle not healing at all.
21:49Yeah.
21:50Has not healed at all.
21:51Has not healed at all.
21:52Her words.
21:54I feel no pain.
21:56Dude, I do nothing but drink protein shakes, eat protein and white rice.
22:00My nutrition couldn't be more perfect right now.
22:02Congratulations.
22:03Gally, I don't know what I could do.
22:04I'm like not eating sugar.
22:07Oh.
22:09You got to check the side effects.
22:11I'm going to call my doctor.
22:12This is the problem with becoming super hot.
22:14Your leg's still super broken.
22:16Or your ankle's still broken.
22:18You become weak, man.
22:19They say peptides could affect bone recovery.
22:21Yes.
22:22We're going to find out.
22:23Is that really true?
22:24We need to tell her you lost 24 pounds.
22:27She thinks it's from the boot.
22:28You got to match your peptide.
22:28I told her I wasn't sure.
22:30Well, this time.
22:30No, I told her before.
22:31It was like, it was borderline interrogation when we got in there.
22:34Like, have you been telling me everything?
22:36Bro, she seemed pissed.
22:37I just watched that video.
22:38She seemed like genuinely mad at you.
22:40She like didn't believe me when I'm like, well, we didn't mention the peptides.
22:44You disappointed your diamond.
22:44No, I told her before.
22:45I told her one time.
22:46Not last time.
22:46I have before.
22:48There was a time maybe when you weren't in there.
22:49I told her I was on a GOP.
22:51I told her.
22:52It's between you and her.
22:53Vincy, I'm so sorry.
22:54It's all right.
22:55I mean, I just, I don't care if it's another month.
22:57I just don't want a surgery in three months.
22:59Yeah.
22:59Especially when I could have had it right when I broke it.
23:02And I could have just been recovering now.
23:04I know.
23:04I may get one of the Barstow Ole Miss kids just like push me around in a wheelchair.
23:07And then Tate just released that you're worried about the panting.
23:11I am.
23:11Yeah.
23:12I mean, I don't think.
23:13What's the difference between getting pants with a boot on and getting pants without a boot?
23:15I just think it's the ankle.
23:17If somebody's pantsing me hard and I want to get pushed down.
23:19That's what it is.
23:21Maybe you should elevate your ankle.
23:22Hey, hey.
23:23Do not pants this guy.
23:26No pantsing.
23:27Respect my right ankle.
23:28Let's keep you out the crowds maybe.
23:30I mean, how's that?
23:33People get hurt.
23:34You know, that's part of life.
23:34The three months in the boot and then a three-month surgery.
23:43So you got a big week with Ben?
23:46Yeah.
23:46What's the itinerary?
23:50All I know is that he wants to lay low tonight.
23:54I know he's going to some Memphis steakhouse.
23:57I think he wants to speak to a pledge class tomorrow, go to basketball practice.
24:03That's all I got.
24:04What are your expectations?
24:06High.
24:07Very high.
24:08But not for the reasons he thinks.
24:10Getting ready to leave.
24:11We're leaving in 15 minutes.
24:12We were supposed to walk, but he just texted me.
24:14He doesn't think we can walk to the train station.
24:15But he likes the idea of training because it looks like we're grinding.
24:19So we're going to Uber to the train station and then take the train.
24:22And he also just told me would it be funny if we organize a send off.
24:27If anybody wants to do this, but I think it's funny.
24:30Tate and I are leaving at 1 to 15 and when they do like a little mock send off.
24:34I don't know.
24:34She said the best thing for you.
24:36So you can boo.
24:37For like a funeral?
24:37Where are you going?
24:38You can do whatever you want to do.
24:40Like a funeral?
24:40Yeah, we're going to the airport for a fight.
24:42But we're just like leaving for the weekend.
24:43So I thought it'd be funny if we had a few people.
24:45Like T-Bob, especially you.
24:46You're about to get dominated.
24:49Absolutely.
24:50Child please.
24:51Child please.
24:52Child please.
24:53Okay, I'll go to the send off.
24:54Yeah.
24:55Child please.
24:56Child please.
24:57Child please you.
24:58What the fuck?
24:59Child please.
24:59Trinidad Chambliss is going to get his no matter who he plays.
25:02You are.
25:03Lucky that I'm not going to Oxford.
25:05Because you'd have two broken legs by the time I was throwing that little butthole.
25:09I don't even know how to respond to that.
25:11I just know you are obsessed with ass play.
25:13I know that.
25:15I'm getting owned right now.
25:16Yeah, I don't like this.
25:17Yeah, when's the send off?
25:18At 1-15 we're getting over.
25:20What's up?
25:21It's like 1 o'clock.
25:21Yeah, I'll be there.
25:22But especially T-Bob.
25:24I'll be there.
25:24Yeah, yeah.
25:24So it's supposed to look real?
25:26I don't give a shit.
25:28We're sending this up so it looks real, right?
25:30I mean, whatever y'all want to do.
25:31I just think it's funny if y'all mess with us when we leave.
25:33Like, you can do whatever you want to do.
25:35Mincy just little boy T-Bob.
25:38Who?
25:38T-Bob?
25:39Why?
25:41Because he, I don't know.
25:42Mincy put him in his place.
25:43He hit him with the child please.
25:46He said, we're going to a funeral.
25:48And I said, child please.
25:50And then he got into the butthole talk.
25:53He was talking to the butthole?
25:54He does.
25:55He talked and there's a lot of that.
25:56What does butthole talk?
25:57Just remember, the Z stands for value.
25:59There you go.
26:00Now we're leaving on a hot air.
26:01We're going to the Chicago Blue Line Station, which is like a mile away.
26:06And then we're going to take the train to air.
26:09All right.
26:09Let's do it.
26:10So I'm hitting it and it's saying four minutes.
26:12I just hit it.
26:12I just hit it.
26:14Mincy!
26:15Go Mincy!
26:17It's still okay here.
26:19It's kind of tough.
26:20I don't know.
26:22I hit it three minutes ago.
26:24We need an Uber driver first.
26:26What?
26:27I mean, nobody's picking up our request.
26:30It's just like, him?
26:32The Z in the off is a long-term team.
26:34He's going to the Z in the off.
26:36Mincy!
26:36I just want to let him do the Z in the off.
26:39I know.
26:39I hit the Uber three minutes ago.
26:41I don't know what's going on.
26:42I know.
26:43Okay.
26:44Pick up in seven minutes.
26:45Who's the Uber driver?
26:46Pick up in seven minutes.
26:48Oh, that's hilarious.
26:49All right.
26:49We're good on the Z in the off.
26:50We got what we needed.
26:51We got what we needed.
26:52We here?
26:53Oh, there it is across.
26:57I think I see it.
26:58Is that it behind us? Yeah.
27:17Let's see. You know that's the train station right there, right?
27:53This always happens when I do this.
27:55Can I teach you something? Yes.
27:57You see this?
27:58You just tap your card.
28:00Oh. Dude, I've spent so much time on my life streaming at this exact machine.
28:06Yep, you don't even have to.
28:08That's crazy. Like, I've done this so many, like, I've literally wasted my life streaming.
28:14See that? Wow.
28:17See, that's why Teddy gets paid the big bucks. Like, y'all wouldn't even, I mean, everybody will believe it.
28:22Like, I've been, like, cursing at that machine, talking to security guards.
28:26I've had a lot of problems with that.
28:28It's, like...
28:29It's been a thing.
28:30Yeah.
28:30Like, I've been, like, saying.
28:35Like, kind of a...
28:36Like, how would you do that?
28:41Like, like, like, and then...
28:42Like…
28:42Like...
28:43Like, like…
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