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00:00It's time for years and school comes to an end
00:03From the holiday challenge for kids of all nations
00:07It's finding that's the way it's been here
00:11Ah, Christmas Eve. It was a great idea to climb back into bed this morning.
00:15Oh, I almost forgot. Helmets. All set? Let's do this thing.
00:21Like maybe, took my promise in the two of the boggles
00:26They're sliding down the kingdom tower
00:28Building a snowman, the size of collages
00:31They're giving a yeti a shower
00:34They're giving a snowball fight
00:35With giant catapult, the crow angels that really fly
00:39Rocking it through the snow
00:40Rapping up leather on your shovel, the stone
00:43Well, they can't all be fun.
00:48You can see there's a whole lot of sun
00:50To make four schools start next year
00:53God, God, Phineas and Ferber
00:55Gonna dress up Christmas year
00:57God, God, Phineas and Ferber
01:01Gonna dress up Christmas year
01:03Mom! Phineas and Ferber making a Christmas special!
01:12We're slowing down
01:17Oh, she wants all to go to the station
01:22Delay? What do you mean, delay?
01:24Candace, honey, the snowstorm has delayed your grandparents' plane
01:27Your father and I have to wait here at the airport until they arrive
01:30It may be hours
01:31But I need your help!
01:33Stacy told me that Martha told her that Jeremy told him
01:35That he got the perfect gift for me!
01:37Oh, no! How will you manage?
01:40Mom, say!
01:41If Jeremy found the perfect gift for me
01:43Then I have to find the perfect gift for him!
01:46I thought you already got the gift for Jeremy
01:48I did, but I can't show up with an obvious stupid present that anyone could have gotten to
01:52The perfect gift means you can totally get the other person in the most deep and paying attention-y way
01:56If his gift to me is perfect, and my gift to him isn't
01:59He's gonna be so hurt and insulted
02:01And think I'm lame and thoughtless
02:03And so stop liking me
02:06Oh, Candace, honey, I don't think
02:08You poor thing
02:11Forgive me, boy
02:12What are your brothers up to?
02:14Not a thing
02:15Which is weird
02:17What are they up to?
02:19Love you, Mom! Better run, bye!
02:26Help!
02:34We're coming in too fast!
02:38Those two are so busted!
02:42For lollygagging in bed?
02:46That's not like you two!
02:47We've been working on a way to seize the day while also not having to get out of bed so
02:51early
02:51I think we can cross that one off our to-do list
02:54Let me see that!
02:55What is this?
02:56Number one was write letters to Santa
02:58What? Did you start this to-do list when you're three years old?
03:01We write letters to Santa Claus every year
03:03Don't you?
03:04What?
03:05Letters of Santa?
03:07That's a little kid!
03:09Santa's not just for little kids, Candace
03:11Okay, fine
03:12Let's assume there is a Santa Claus
03:14Well, of course there is
03:15There's been a ton of reported sightings
03:17Florida in 1978
03:19Northern Scotland 1954
03:21The so-called Santa Claus
03:23Found in Istanbul 1912
03:26Santa's one of our biggest heroes
03:27Talk about making the most out of one day
03:29Imagine, flying around the whole world delivering toys and gifts to everybody in one night
03:34Furman and I have done some cool stuff in our time
03:37But that, that's something else
03:39Again, let's assume there is a Santa Claus
03:42He's got it easy
03:43The hard part is trying to figure out what to give people when they don't write you a letter
03:47Telling you exactly what they want most
03:48And by people, I mean Jeremy
03:50And by you, I mean me
03:52And, uh, no, the rest of the people
03:54Well, I'm sure Jeremy would get exactly what he wanted
03:57If he wrote his own letter to Santa
03:58What? Letters of Santa?
04:02What?
04:03You're a little kid
04:03Wait, that's it!
04:05I'll trick Jeremy into writing a letter to Santa
04:07So I can sneak a peek and learn what he wants straight from the horse's mouth
04:10And by mouth, I mean head
04:12And by horse, I mean Jeremy
04:13And yeah, we're good
04:14Or you can ask him directly