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Bago ang bahay nina Tot (Anjo Yllana) at Kot (Janno Gibbs), pero pareho pa rin ang problema nila kay Don Facundo dahil tatay pala sila ng mga chika babes na sina Maan (Ana Roces) at Tina (Ina Raymundo).
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‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle. This episode’s guest is Princess Punzalan.
For more Beh Bote Nga Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAXQIhpUhSDKGZdleJ-K0eH
‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle. This episode’s guest is Princess Punzalan.
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00:02Noong maliliit pa lang kami, mataas na ang pangarap namin
00:07Ang makagraduate sa lasal, medicine o engineering
00:12Ang sabi ko pa nga, how saucy naman, you're not baduy
00:19Dahil kami mahirap lang, dahil kami mahirap lang pangarap ay natin
00:23Malalaki na nga kami ngayon, nagpukulap na lang ng karito
00:29Nagdadaan sa Ateneo, sinisigaw ay potejaryo
00:34Ang sabi pa nilang...
00:35Ay, ay!
00:38Ay, ay!
00:39Boy, boy, boy, boy!
00:40Boy, boy, boy!
00:41Nailailan ng pagpindot at hindi nadadaan sa lakas pangpindot yan
00:50Nano, nano!
00:52Naki ko na?
00:53Uy, popoy na ko ba?
00:55Kaya rin, dawin, dawin na!
00:56Oo, ay!
00:57Wala ka yung bata, nakap naghalaro e!
00:59Hindi ganian magano!
01:02Ano?
01:02Ano?
01:02Anong customer?
01:03Alam mo nyo ang customer?
01:04Always right yan mo yan, ha?
01:06Hindi ganyang ganyan nga ito manood ka.
01:07Ang lakas pumindot na..
01:10Ah, mata?
01:11Come on.
01:47Oh, how are you doing?
01:50Okay, how are you doing?
01:52I was going to say, I didn't have to pay for it until I didn't buy those things.
02:02So, in total, I was going to buy the whole Central Bank.
02:09I'll buy it.
02:10I was going to buy it.
02:14I was going to buy it.
02:15Tomas, your uncle, your friend, when it comes to those things, they put me on the whole of the Philippines.
02:26We can buy it.
02:28Florida, even the culture, we can buy it.
02:33It's the same thing.
02:35It's the same thing.
02:37It's the same thing.
02:37It's the same thing.
02:40It's the same thing.
02:42It's the same thing.
02:44It's the same thing.
03:10It's the same thing.
03:12It's the same thing.
03:14It's the same thing.
03:17It's the same thing.
03:20It's the same thing.
03:21It's the same thing.
03:23It's the same thing.
03:54It's the same thing.
03:54It's the same thing.
03:54It's the same thing.
03:56It's the same thing.
03:57It's the same thing.
03:58It's your son.
03:59It's the same thing.
04:04Looko?
04:05Looko?
04:06Ayan.
04:07Okay.
04:08Hi.
04:11Almasal na tayo.
04:13Sia, literal pa ngayon.
04:15Literal.
04:17Wala na tayo.
04:19Wala ko pa naman.
04:21Big time na tayo.
04:23Yun pala eh.
04:24At least may aircoy.
04:25Go yung.
04:28Ay, naku.
04:30Aping-api naman tayo talaga.
04:33Kailan kaya tayo magiging katulad nila doon sa puno na mayaman?
04:39Tol.
04:41Eh, kung pagpapasensya mo ng konti, huwag ka naman mainip.
04:45Eh, biro mo nga dati eh. Namumulot lang tayo ng bote tsaka mga dyaryo.
04:49Ngayon, meron na tayong sariling junk shop. Ha?
04:53Diba?
04:54Ma.
04:55Halaan nyo po, masarkot at pintot.
04:57Pag lumaki ako,
05:01matutupad nyo na din yung mga wishes nyo.
05:05Goyong.
05:06Huwag pa paalala sa akin yung mga wishes.
05:09Bakit?
05:11Bakit?
05:12Ay, naaalala ako.
05:14Sino?
05:15Si G, patay na.
05:18Hindi naman na matay eh.
05:20Diba?
05:20Kinidnap lang.
05:22Diba?
05:22E bakit hindi nababalit?
05:24Hindi.
05:25Huwag mo na paalala eh.
05:30Maglalo ka na.
05:31Maglalo ka na.
05:34Ah, Goyong.
05:36Ah, huwag mo na paalala sa akin yung wishes ha?
05:40Ah, kailan ka ba lalaki?
05:43Eh, palagay ko, ganito na ito eh.
05:45Kasi, ang taon na ako ngayon.
05:47Eh, siyempre, ang paglaki,
05:48mga hanggang mga 18, 20 lang yan eh.
05:52Ah, siyang tinatanong ko po.
05:54Siya ba?
05:55Ang sabit ba sa eko ng tanong.
05:57Kailan ka ba lalaki?
06:00Malapit na.
06:00Mga 500 years.
06:02Uy! Uy!
06:03Uy!
06:04500 years!
06:04Kuya, narinig nyo yun?
06:06500 years na lang
06:07at mabibigay na sa atin yung magic?
06:09Uy!
06:09Uy!
06:10Matanda na tayo nun,
06:11500 years.
06:12Uy!
06:13Pasala.
06:13Nako, mag-wish ka na sana
06:15hindi ka lumaki ka agad.
06:16Kundi, delikado ka rito sa show.
06:22Eh, kuya,
06:24maalala ko,
06:26hindi ba yung arcade dito sa tabi natin eh,
06:30pag-aari ni Bong?
06:32Eh di,
06:34makikita na naman natin si Don Pakundo
06:36tsaka si Tom.
06:38Oo nga eh, si Tom.
06:44Huwag mo isipin nyo.
06:45Huwag ka matatakot nung ka na
06:46Don Pakundo.
06:48Ay, ang kaya natin yun.
06:49Ang isipin mo,
06:51eh, itong nilipatan natin,
06:53at least mukhang tahimik na tahimik na lugar.
06:56Ba, pangalan pa lang eh,
06:59Barangay Mapayapa.
07:01Diba?
07:01Oo nga.
07:03Ayun, tahimik na yung buhay natin,
07:05hindi katulad dun sa Barangay Puting Tupa,
07:08dito sa Barangay Mapayapa.
07:11Oo, tama.
07:12Dima
07:12How has diretto sa Barangayapa ha?
07:14No! No! No!
07:43I've got some help.
07:43I've got some help,
07:45I've got a lot of help.
07:46There are no way to go here.
07:47Why?
07:49Eh, nasa dulo tayo ng runway ng airport.
07:52Ano? Eh, no? Runway ba yan?
07:55Oo.
07:55Akala ko, highway.
07:56Ngayon pala walang putsi ito.
08:00Ano naman din natin nakita yun nung binayaran natin ito?
08:03Teka.
08:05Ang ibig mong sabihin, yung bahay natin along the airport?
08:10Oo.
08:12From along the airport.
08:14From along the airport.
08:16From along the airport na tayo.
08:19Toot toot!
08:21Eh, Mang Kevin!
08:33Ano?
08:39Ano?
08:46Ay, ay, makikipagkilala lang, no?
08:51Ah, kayo bang nakarenta dito?
08:54Oo, kami o, bagong nalipad dito, papa.
08:57Eh, pakao, pwedeng magpakilala ako sa kanila.
09:00Ako muna magpapakilala ka?
09:02Sige pa.
09:02Ako si Bella Flawless.
09:06Ako si Bella Flawless.
09:06Ay, si Bella.
09:07Ah, kinagagal ako kung makilala ko kayo.
09:12Hi.
09:13Hi, I'm Paul.
09:14Hi, I'm Paul.
09:18Hi.
09:19Ah, ako si Lord.
09:21I'm Ma'an.
09:22Ma'an.
09:24Ma'an?
09:25Tina?
09:26Ma'an?
09:27Tina?
09:28Ma'an?
09:29Tina?
09:47Ma'an?
09:49Ma'an?
10:03Ma'an?
10:06Tin project pa ma'an ang sa sabihan ko.
10:09At baka naman pwedeng balang araw eh, dumalawaw kami at kami ay o manlilang37.
10:15Anang!
10:17Manlibang.
10:17At baka ang pwörjung sila, manlilibang kami.
10:21Manliligaw ang sasabihan nila.
10:23Hindi yun.
10:23D RTXUBANAN 16
10:26At eh.
10:28O, lola kamakhay na tao.
10:30Eh, baka naman minsan eh, pagwala po kayo at ah, 8 lang kami.
10:35Maybe we can help.
10:38Ano?
10:39We can help.
10:40Ay!
10:41I can help.
10:42We can help.
10:43We can help.
10:45There are a lot of jokes here.
10:47Oh, no, no.
10:48We can help.
10:49Ah.
10:50I'm looking for a bite.
10:54I'm looking for a bite.
10:56But we're just friends.
10:58Yes.
10:59That's the joke.
11:00What?
11:01What's the joke?
11:01Ha?
11:03Do you want to be a joke?
11:05Ha?
11:06Who are you as женщins?
11:08Ha!
11:10Ha!
11:13Ha!
11:14Ha!
11:14Ha!
11:14Huh!
11:15Ha!
11:22San kids!
11:24Ha!
11:26So, eh, pwede na ko kaming dumalaw, ali—
11:29Sige, sige.
11:30How do you change the way?
11:31Ho, oo.
11:32Menit ist not okay forever.
11:33Aw.
11:33Okay, okay, okay.
11:35You can do it.
11:39Thank you, Aling Elia.
11:41Huh?
11:42Belia, Belia.
11:46We'll continue.
11:47Bye, bye.
11:48Bye, bye.
11:49Nice meeting you.
11:50Okay, Donna.
11:54Bye.
11:57Bye.
11:59You know that, Morena,
12:01parang si Honey Grace mo ng araw?
12:03Aba, yung maputi naman parang si...
12:10Barbie Dolls.
12:11Ay, ah...
12:13Mang Dolby, okay ba yung dalawa?
12:15Sino bang naalala mo dun sa dalawa?
12:17Ay, yung isa ay si Ness.
12:19Isa naman si siya.
12:20Ha?
12:22Mga enda ng chicks doon naman.
12:26Ang nila't na pinapagawa sa elementary mo ngayon.
12:28Dulo, okay ba?
12:29Ha?
12:31Basta dyan,
12:32parang okay ako dyan.
12:33Kahit ano,
12:34huwag lang math, english, science, at saka history.
12:37Ano?
12:38Wala na mati rin.
12:40It's a joke lang.
12:41Kahit ano,
12:41kahit that,
12:43marunan ako rin.
12:44Okay, eto.
12:45Tukol sa sex education.
12:48Eh?
12:50Babe.
12:51Ha?
12:51Ano pa?
12:52Ang tanong ay eto.
12:54Ano ang gagawin mo para makaiwa sa HIV or AIDS?
12:59Yes.
13:00Kasi hindi na.
13:00Diba kung ipunta ka ng health center o kaya ng hospital,
13:04at magpapakuha ka ng dugo,
13:05magpapagin mo ng dugo.
13:07Sisiguraduhin mo na bago yung injection na dagat din sa'yo.
13:10Dahil na pag lung ka yun,
13:11at nagamit mo yung sa may HIV or AIDS,
13:16kapakin mo ng positive,
13:18tsak na maahalaka sa positive.
13:20Isaba.
13:20Tapos?
13:21Kailangan kapag makikipag-sex ka.
13:24Okay.
13:24Dinsa ka partner mo eh.
13:26Para, okay,
13:28na kung nakakaramdam ka ng iba na,
13:30kung sakit,
13:31huwag katingin ka dali.
13:32Okay.
13:33Ibig mong sagay eh,
13:35kapag makikipag-sex ka,
13:37pili ka ng healthy.
13:38Para, para,
13:39siguradong walang AIDS.
13:40Hindi.
13:40Ibig sabihin eh,
13:42kung makikipag-sex ka,
13:43kailangan,
13:44hindi nga ang 40-30,
13:45wala nga eh.
13:46Kailangan,
13:47hindi ka-inspect mo mo sa akin.
13:52Ang angel naman,
13:53dahil nga naman,
13:5412.50.
13:56Ano ba yung mga pinag-uusapan ninyo?
13:58Mukhang ang nanansat,
13:59ang sasagwa para kayong mga cooperador na waiting.
14:02Say angel,
14:03ginagawa naman eh,
14:04para kay Bong,
14:05may assignment na to.
14:06Ano?
14:07Ah, kanan ba?
14:08Ano?
14:08Eh, bueno eh,
14:09hindi ko alam eh.
14:11Oh,
14:11wakala ko ba uwi na,
14:12kaya ba nandito ba?
14:13Kailangan naman,
14:14nag-observe ako,
14:15dahil siya,
14:16ito ko rin makikita,
14:17na medyo ayos na po,
14:18itong hanap po eh nito.
14:21Eh,
14:22makamaluhi yan eh,
14:22dahil sa mga,
14:24pinagsasabi ninyo.
14:24By the way,
14:26medyo,
14:27eh,
14:27ako'y naalip,
14:28ba't para eh.
14:29Tapatkat eh,
14:30nang nalaman pong itong mga,
14:34mapapanghing mga tao na ito eh,
14:36eh,
14:36makaalipat na naman dito,
14:38siya malapit siya atin,
14:39eh,
14:40parang,
14:41nasusulakasok na naman ang dugot.
14:43Eh,
14:43hindi ba siya ganyan,
14:44gano'y magtapatid.
14:45Eh, sino pa ba?
14:46Sino ba buwisip dito sa mundo nito?
14:48Oo yung,
14:49hindi yung dalawang impakto na yan.
14:52Kasi,
14:53blended na.
14:54May kailangan ba kayo?
14:55May gusto ba kayong gawin natin?
14:57Para mo walaan naman yung dalawang yan.
15:00Alam mo naman,
15:01magaling tayong mastermind eh.
15:02Alam mo,
15:03binabala ko rin yung ganito.
15:07Sapagkat sila'y bagito rito,
15:10pinakailangan,
15:11i-destabilize natin
15:13ang credibilidad niyan.
15:16Kumbaga sa hukuman,
15:18duturukin natin ang gusto yan.
15:19Para hindi maging credible witnesses yan.
15:23Ganyan na,
15:23ispeking gagawin natin yan.
15:25Iba talaga,
15:25utak mo uncle?
15:27Basta sa mga yan.
15:27Yayaman ba ako natin ito?
15:29Alam mo naman,
15:29siguro ang uncle mo.
15:30Okay.
15:31Impacto tayo.
15:34Well,
15:35yan ang mga medyo,
15:36babalak-balakin natin ang kote, ha?
15:39Tina?
15:41Maan?
15:43Maan?
15:44Maan?
15:45Tina?
15:47Maan?
15:48Maan?
15:48Wait!
15:49Huh?
15:50Huh?
15:51Kuya, ano nangyari?
15:52May pungasok na lamig?
15:54Kala ko tala mo yan eh.
16:00Hello mga bastard!
16:02Huwag ka makielate ka muna.
16:04Ano ba?
16:04Ano ba?
16:04Ano ba?
16:05Nag-imagine kami?
16:06Ano ka muna sa labas?
16:07Gusto ko lang sabihin sa inyo na.
16:10Ano ka ba?
16:11Sabi nang huwag kang magulo eh.
16:13Baka mawala yung nabipicture namin eh.
16:16Gusto ko lang sabihin na may lalabas sa bote.
16:19Okay, ano naman kumibina?
16:20Labas sa bote?
16:21Ano ba?
16:22Timo naman siya namin!
16:23Ano?
16:24Ano ba siya?
16:25Uy! Teka!
16:26Kanina pa ba yan?
16:27Kuya!
16:27Si Ginny G!
16:29Babalik na!
16:29Ha?
16:30Ano ba?
16:33Kanina pa ba yan?
16:34Kanina pa ba yan ganyan?
16:36Opo!
16:36Ano po kung anong ibig sabihin niyan?
16:38Ano yun?
16:40Eh, nahira ba ng bote
16:41na may labas niya ang nasa loob?
16:44Baka suhi!
16:45Ay naku!
16:45Kailangan nang sisari niya.
16:47Piyakin natin ang bote.
16:48Push!
16:56G!
16:57Hindi!
16:58Ano ka ba?
16:58Ano ba?
16:59Pretty rin siya?
17:00Sexy!
17:01Oo!
17:01Meron pa!
17:02Meron pa!
17:02Meron pa!
17:06Ayun!
17:07Kuya!
17:08Kaya pala ano, hirap doon ba?
17:10Kasi twin!
17:11Ang pasama na pasama ay tsura ng lumalakas ah!
17:14Ito pa!
17:15Ha?
17:15Meron pa!
17:16Ito pa!
17:18Uy!
17:18Hi!
17:19Eto medyo cute!
17:21Pero paano retarded?
17:22Oo nga!
17:22Eto normal!
17:23Yung blue baby!
17:27Wala na ba?
17:28Iyan na yun?
17:29Wala na lalaban?
17:30Wala na mga masters!
17:31Ako nga pala si Jeannie Lisab.
17:35Ang tawag nila sa akin Jeannie Lisab,
17:36dahil ako yung Jeannie na
17:38Diyosa ng mga kutila.
17:40Diyosa ka ba o princess?
17:45Sino naman tong dalawang to?
17:47Ako!
17:48Si Wakachik!
17:49Ang mananaw!
17:50Sino ka liyan?
17:51Ako!
17:52Didi Morso!
17:53Ano ba mag-iiyak?
17:54Oo!
17:55Sino yung mga alalay ko?
17:56Masong na sa incubator ko!
17:58Baka yung manila eh!
18:01Baka...
18:01Parang...
18:02Ako...
18:03Parang matagal ko na nakakasama tong dalawang toon.
18:05Hindi ko lang ma-easyon kung saan.
18:07Uy mga master,
18:08baka naman pwede kami makitira dito?
18:10Ha?
18:12Parami na lang parami.
18:13Tatlo na itong titira dito.
18:14Hindi po pwede eh!
18:16Galilipat lang namin dito.
18:18Baka mga badshot kami pag nakita kayo.
18:19Pagmawa kayo ng kapalpakan dyan.
18:22Naku promise!
18:23Hindi kami gagawa ng kapalpakan.
18:25O kuya,
18:26baka naman mababait naman talaga itong mga gini ito.
18:28Pagtigilan mo na!
18:30Eto mukhang okay eh!
18:32Tinan mo yung dalawa.
18:33Habang gagawa naman tinuya mo mo.
18:35Pagmawa ko niya.
18:39Pagmawa ko niya.
18:39Papano?
18:40Ano yung dalawa niyabi sa akin?
18:42tsaka kuya.
18:43Eh,
18:45mali mo.
18:45Baka yan ang mga gini na magbibigay talaga sa atin ang wishes natin.
18:50Sabagay.
18:51Kasi nasanay tayo sa mga palpak na gini.
18:54Ano mo?
18:55Mabibigyan mo ba kami ng wish?
18:56Ay oo!
18:57Talaga!
18:58Kahit na anong wish!
19:00Oh!
19:01Okay!
19:01Basta tungkol sa kulisap!
19:04Sabi na eh!
19:06Hindi pwedeng ganun lang magandi.
19:08Kailangan may mga kondisyones.
19:10Gusto niyo ng mga kulisap?
19:12Eto!
19:14Oye!
19:16Oye!
19:16Oye!
19:17Oye!
19:27Oye!
19:29O-o!
19:43Hi!
19:45Hi Scott!
19:46Hello, Tina.
19:47Hi!
19:47Hi, man!
19:49Hello.
19:50For you, Tina.
19:53How's it going?
19:55How's it going?
19:55Passport.
19:56It's beautiful.
19:58It's beautiful.
20:00You're welcome.
20:03Why?
20:04Why?
20:05Why?
20:07Why?
20:07Why?
20:08Why?
20:08Why?
20:11Why?
20:11How did you get it?
20:14Hello?
20:15This way isn't it?
20:18Listen up.
20:19I can't hear skin.
20:28Said we never seen the skin have some skin increase.
20:32Come on.
20:33Let's move it in.
20:35Come on.
20:37They're fantastic.
20:38Do you want to have a drink, right?
20:42Do you want to eat?
20:44Yes.
20:46You're good.
20:50Your legs are good.
20:51You're good, Tina.
20:53You're good.
20:54Legs?
20:55Really?
20:56No, no.
20:58Maan, you know what your legs are like?
21:03That's right.
21:04That's right.
21:05What do you think, Tina?
21:06It's like a drink.
21:08It's like a drink.
21:10Match.
21:11Match, match.
21:12Let's eat it.
21:13I mean, you don't have a merienda?
21:18No, no.
21:20We have to eat it.
21:20It's good.
21:22It's good.
21:23I can tell you, Maan, what's the day?
21:26One day, you're wearing a airplane.
21:30Are you a pilot?
21:31Are you a pilot?
21:32No.
21:34We're a pilot.
21:35We're a pilot.
21:36Ah, you're a pilot.
21:40You're a pilot.
21:42Why?
21:43Why?
21:44What are you doing?
21:47What are you doing?
21:47What are you doing?
21:49I run a small bottling company.
21:57Bottle.
21:58Bottle.
21:59Bottle.
22:00Bottle.
22:00Bottle.
22:00Bottle.
22:02Bottle.
22:03What about you?
22:04What do you do?
22:06Ah, bali, nangongolekta ako ng mga papel.
22:11Ah.
22:12Papel.
22:13Printing.
22:14Printing press.
22:15Wow.
22:16Pine-press ko yung mga dyaryo para hindi nila kami dinadaya pagdating ng dangkala.
22:21Ha?
22:21Okay.
22:23Ano?
22:24Ano kami?
22:26Mote, dyaryo.
22:27Ito yung mga trabaho namin.
22:29Oh, cool.
22:29That's so cute.
22:31Cool.
22:32Plastic.
22:32Plastic.
22:33Okay.
22:34Okay.
22:36Ano ba yung ginagawa niya?
22:37Ay, ito.
22:38Gumagawa kami ng parol kasi dito sa barangay mapayapa, taon-taon may kontes na may pinakamagandang dekorasyong barangay.
22:46Oo nga eh.
22:47Oh, cool.
22:48Pero wala ka kasi yung mga materiales na ginagamit, yung mumula lang.
22:52Oh, cool.
22:53Cool.
22:53That's cool.
22:54Yeah, cool.
22:55Uy, makulang.
23:02Okay.
23:03Ay, Maan.
23:04Ano ka pala, no?
23:05Balbon.
23:06Para kasi Kuya Jer.
23:07Sheesh.
23:08Yes.
23:09I don't know.
23:10Ay, pangit, pangit.
23:13Okay.
23:14Nagulungan na namin kayo.
23:15Okay, sige, okay lang.
23:16Yung sa contest niya, anong premya niya?
23:20Actually, maliit lang yung premya eh.
23:22Pero it's the prestige of winning.
23:24Kaya lang, ano po yung barangay mapayapa, never pa manalo.
23:27Never pa tayo na natin.
23:28Never pa tayo na.
23:32Cool.
23:34Ano naman?
23:39Buti talaga na ang legs mo.
23:41Oh, buti nga na ang legs niya.
23:44Ah, you thought?
23:45Ah!
23:46Ay!
23:46Ah!
23:47Ah!
23:55Ah!
24:03Ah!
24:11Ah!
24:12Ah!
24:17Ah!
24:37Ah!
24:39Ah!
24:50Ah!
24:52Ah!
24:52Ah!
24:57Ah!
25:06Ah!
25:11Ah!
25:12Ah!
25:13Ah!
25:14Ah!
25:16Ah!
25:16Ah!
25:22Ah!
25:23Ah!
25:26Ah!
25:27Ah!
25:39Ah!
25:42Ah!
25:48Ah!
25:51Ah!
25:53Ah!
26:06Ah!
26:21Ah!
26:22Ah!
26:27Ah!
26:28Ah!
26:29Wait, wait!
26:29Wait, wait!
26:30What's that?
26:33It's weird.
26:35It's weird.
26:36It's weird.
26:37It's a little bit like this.
26:40They're stable.
26:42You know what?
26:42Do you know how to get back?
26:45No, no.
26:47It's weird.
26:48It's cute.
26:49But it's weird.
26:51Learn!
26:52We were in the Tom.
26:57It's weird.
26:57No, no.
26:58Let's go to the old school.
27:03It's weird.
27:06It's weird.
27:08Oh, it's weird.
27:10It's weird.
27:12It's weird.
27:13It's weird.
27:15It's weird.
27:18It's weird.
27:19No, I'm sorry.
27:20It's weird.
27:22It's weird.
27:22You're either a little girl?
27:23Oh, no. Why don't you help me?
27:26Even the roses that we gave them to us,
27:30they were going to take care of us.
27:32Oh, so we're here to take care of the police
27:35so that we can take care of the police.
27:37So, you're going to take care of us?
27:39I'm scared. I'm Mark Anthony.
27:47Is Claudine?
27:48No, I'm Cleopatra.
27:51Ano ang pangalan mo? Waka-chick?
27:53Kaya siguro yan ang pangalan mo dahil waka-chick.
27:56Kasi waka-joke.
27:59Ma'am, pero baka may tutulong sa inyo?
28:02Wala.
28:04Hindi mo matutulungan si Kuya ko at malaki yung problema niya
28:07kami sa poison leather.
28:09Oh, ish! Teka! May maitutulong kayo!
28:12Magdisappear kayo, tali!
28:13Tandali!
28:14Tandali!
28:15Tandali!
28:17Tandali!
28:18Tandali!
28:18Tandali! Bakit ni kayong magdisappear?
28:19Ayaw!
28:20Ayaw! Akina!
28:21Eh, magtago na lang kayo!
28:22Mura kayo ng paraan!
28:24Tandali ah!
28:25Tandali!
28:26Tandali! Nagpipis pa!
28:28Iba! Iba!
28:29Iba! Iba!
28:30Iba!
28:30Iba!
28:31Iba! Iba!
28:32Ayan! Ayan! Ayan!
28:33Ay!
28:35Sige tuloy!
28:36Ay!
28:37Ay!
28:38Kututut!
28:40Kututut!
28:40May mga tao sa labas!
28:42Ha?
28:42Sa oon pa!
28:43Ay!
28:44Ano to?
28:45Ah!
28:46Hindi ba nakikita?
28:47Ano yan?
28:48Chairs and...
28:49Ay!
28:50Table!
28:51Table!
28:51Sato!
28:52Huwag na!
28:53Huwag na!
28:54Huwag na!
28:55Ano yan?
28:56Babasagin yan!
28:56At saka bagong pintura yan!
28:58Ano ba yung sasabihin mo?
28:59Kasi mukhang may reklamo sila sa cartoon eh!
29:02Ha?
29:03Para palang putintu pa ito.
29:05Puro problema din!
29:06Halika!
29:07Tingnan natin!
29:11Ano yan?
29:13Ano yung ibig sabihin nito?
29:16Ano yung ibig sabihin nito?
29:17Shhh!
29:17Ano yung ibig sabihin nito?
29:19Magpaprotesta kami!
29:20Ma!
29:21Dahil sa inyo masasalaula yung barangay namin.
29:23Kailangan alisin nito rito!
29:26Sino may sabi?
29:28Ito!
29:29Siya!
29:29Yan!
29:31Yan!
29:31Yan!
29:33At dahil sa inyo,
29:34madami lang ako sa lugar namin.
29:36At pag marami lang ako,
29:38siguradong kakalat ng sakit!
29:39Oo!
29:39Matapasakit ako yan!
29:42Sino nang hindi kami papayag!
29:45Sino nang hindi kami papayag!
29:45Kailangan!
29:46Kailangan!
29:47Kailangan!
29:48Dapat yan!
29:50Tabo na!
29:51Dali!
29:51Dali!
29:53Dali!
29:53Hindi naman kami nagkakalat ng mga bulok na bagay eh!
29:56Dahil ang binibili namin eh bote, bakal at jaryo!
30:00Paano lalangawin yan?
30:01Hehehe!
30:02Kama!
30:03Eh ano itong mga to?
30:04Bakit?
30:04Oo nga!
30:05Ano itong bulok ko eh!
30:07Alisin mo ito!
30:08Alisin mo ito!
30:08Ito kami papayag!
30:09Di ba?
30:10Alisin mo ito!
30:13Ang tala eh!
30:14Mga kasama!
30:15Alam mo ito ibig ipaliwanag nitong dalawa?
30:18Yung tungkol sa langaw eh!
30:20Kayo labag dalaw eh!
30:22Pwede na rin mapaligayan ninyo isang truck na langaw eh!
30:27Ito pa kaya!
30:28Punong-puno niya ng mga asasamang amoy!
30:31Mga basura yan!
30:33Iyan ang pinapasura!
30:34O!
30:34O!
30:35O!
30:36O!
30:46Kailangan tulungan natin yung mga masters natin!
30:56Excuse me...
30:58Lakaw ba nakikita nyo?
31:00Hindi!
31:00Anong nakikita nyo?
31:03Parang palang!
31:04Oh, hey!
31:06Hey, Alice!
31:09Wag muna kayo, Alice!
31:10Wag muna kayo, Alice,
31:12at meron na kanta sa inyo ang kuya cod ko.
31:15Sige.
31:16Butterfly ba ang nakikita nyo?
31:18Oo, naka walang amoy.
31:19Mabangoy!
31:20Well, pakinggan nyo to.
31:21May aral.
31:22Fly, fly, fly, the butterfly.
31:25Don Facundo is a bad guy.
31:38Well, alam mo naman tayo, may kasabihan eh.
31:43He who fights and runs away
31:46can live to fight another day.
31:51Yung sinabi no, MacArthur, sabi mo rin sa dalawang ito,
31:55We shall return.
31:57Pero, ano nangyari? Ang bawa nito ah.
31:59Hindi pa tayo tapos.
32:02Delet-Badoodle kami.
32:05Maboy.
32:07Maboy.
32:08Kuya.
32:10Kaya?
32:11Napaiya sila.
32:12Halis ka rin ako.
32:17Pero, teka.
32:18Paano nangyari yun?
32:20Abay, malamang may kinalaman ng ating mga kasama din sa taas.
32:44Ano ba yan?
32:46Hindi pa rin tayo welcome hanggang ngayon.
32:48Bakit wakachik?
32:50Gusto mo maging welcome tayo dito?
32:52Aba, siyempre.
32:53Pero, ayaw ko maging doormat ha.
32:55Iba ako, siyempre.
32:57Iba gagawin po sa'yo.
32:59Di ba?
33:00Ano welcome dapat na yan?
33:02Oo, welcome.
33:03Sino mo?
33:05Oo, yeah.
33:07Ang gamotin.
33:08O, pare.
33:12Di ba?
33:12Wakachik.
33:13Mabuhay.
33:15Tinagalog ng welcome.
33:16Na-welcome pala.
33:17Yung welcome mo, Tonda, ang sabi ko.
33:20Ati, you're strong!
33:21Sorry.
33:22Kala kasi welcome eh.
33:25Welcome naman.
33:26Bargy na bargy.
33:27Mabuhay.
33:28Sino mo.
33:37Ay!
33:41Kuya, bakit?
33:42Ay, yung alagang ko lisak ni lisak.
33:44Duma po sa ilong ko.
33:46Ah, e baka akala nila eh.
33:48Kuwebay ang butas ng ilong ko.
33:49Duma po, e ba?
33:51Tabucho?
33:52Ayan!
33:54Ay!
33:57Ay!
33:58Ay!
33:58Ay!
33:59Ay!
34:01Ay!
34:03Salamat nga pala sa inyo ah.
34:05Ah, nailusot nyo kami dun sa problema namin.
34:08Pero, huwag kayo magpakasaya dahil may iniisip na namang masama si Don Facundo.
34:12So, pansamantala lang na nailusot nyo kami.
34:14Ah, at ah, kami naisip na namin kung anong gusto namin na wish.
34:20Ah, kailan ba kayo alis?
34:24Oo.
34:26Alam namin na, talagang gusto nyo talagang kaming paalisin.
34:29Kaya lang, hindi pa panahon eh.
34:33May time limit kami oo pero, hindi namin alam kung ano.
34:37Alam kung ayaw nila sa atin, no?
34:40Bak, kailangan nyo ba bang sabihin yun?
34:42Hindi na!
34:46Master God! Master God! Kitan!
34:49Sa labas! May nagrarally!
34:51Ha? Ano? May na, ano?
34:53May nagrarally!
34:53Ano ba talaga iba kaya?
34:54Ano ba talaga iba kaya?
34:55Ano naman meron tayong konstitusyon at dapat sila...
34:59Eh, i-control mo nga yung crowd sa labas. Masyado nang nagiging rowdy.
35:04Ano yung rowdy?
35:04Ano yung rowdy?
35:06Tost!
35:07Tost! Tost!
35:08Tost! I-control mo nga yung crowd. Masyado nang nagiging rowdy.
35:11Na, ano nang nagiging raya..
35:15Phat!
35:24Phat!
35:26Eh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
35:27Eh, eh..
35:28That was very unbecoming of me as your older brother.
35:31I'm sorry.
35:34Ano ba rin gusto nila Goyong?
35:36Gusto nila rin po kayong batal si Kin.
35:39Huh?
35:40Let's go.
35:41Let's go.
35:57What is the problem?
35:59It's the problem!
36:00Right?
36:00You know?
36:01You know?
36:01It's a big deal.
36:06You know?
36:06Yes, sir.
36:10Yes!
36:11Yes!
36:11What the hell?
36:12If you have a problem?
36:13Yes!
36:15Yes!
36:16Yes!
36:16I can tell you.
36:18You're a bad thing.
36:21You're a bad thing.
36:22You're a bad thing.
36:23Let's go!
36:24Let's go.
36:24Let's go.
36:25Let's go.
36:36I'm not going to be a fire hazard.
36:42We're going to be a fire hazard for our people.
36:45Because we're going to sell this again.
36:51No, no, no.
36:53All of those who are afraid of us
36:55are going to be a mess of people here
36:57because this place is very clean.
36:59You're not able to do it.
37:05You don't want to join us
37:09with this shoe gun,
37:14because what we bought and sold
37:17is a barrel,
37:19a barrel,
37:19and a barrel.
37:20Look at this.
37:22Oh,
37:23it's healthy.
37:27Oh,
37:29Mr. Naya.
37:31Ma,
37:32there are a lot of diseases
37:34in the health center.
37:35What are we going to do?
37:36Yes,
37:39yes,
37:39yes,
37:39yes,
37:40yes,
37:40yes,
37:45yes,
37:46yes,
37:47yes,
37:48yes,
37:49yes,
37:49yes,
37:50yes,
37:59That's right,
38:00it's taken in jail.
38:02Yes,
38:08it's necessary to compare.
38:14Yes,
38:17yes,
38:17yes,
38:21you could tell yourself
38:25yes,
38:26yes,
38:28I'm going to move on to the election is the position of the election.
38:39Now, you know,
38:46my platform and my mission,
38:50good evening to all of you.
38:56Okay.
38:58Bye.
39:01Hey, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.
39:04I-iniwanan tayo.
39:06Ang gan, di niya lang may atari ng limandaan niya mong eh.
39:09Baano kung babayaran niya ng tingli limandaan?
39:12Hindi manahalata.
39:14Masyadong mahinig dito.
39:17Kailangan magpaypay ako ng kote.
39:21Pinapanguisan ako.
39:23Di bagay siya ito mo. Ito, Maria Calabas.
39:28Madumiya lang ito.
39:31Kuya, may dating ba yung speech ko?
39:33Ganta!
39:34Talaga, ha?
39:35Ang ganta!
39:36Tsaka walang kamali-mali.
39:37Ha, talaga?
39:38Oo.
39:39Eh, wala ako narinig.
39:40Ha? Bakit?
39:41Wala, dumaan niya, aeroplano na naman.
39:43Ha?
39:44Kaya pala gano'n yung reaksyon.
39:46May napatay.
39:48Well, what do you know?
39:51We're not welcome after all.
39:55You said it.
39:56Ay, nararamdaman ko na rin.
39:58O kung ayaw nila sa atin dito sa barangay Mapayapa.
40:01O nga eh.
40:03O di nararamdaman nyo na rin kung anong nararamdaman namin.
40:06Ano ibig mo sabihin?
40:08Alam naman namin tatlo eh.
40:10Hindi kami welcome sa bahay na to.
40:13Kahit na anong gawin namin kabutihan, ayaw nyo pa rin sa amin.
40:15Alright, anong ba ang dapat kami gawin para maging welcome kami sa inyo ng dalawa?
40:23What?
40:24What?
40:25What?
40:26Ah, ah.
40:26Ang dapat yung gawin eh magdisappear muna kayo dahil may mga tao ah.
40:30Sandali lang.
40:31Sino yan? Sino yan?
40:32Oh!
40:34Teka muna sandali, sandali!
40:35Mauna kayo.
40:36Mauna kayong dalawa.
40:37Luta ako eh.
40:43Ikaw naman!
40:44Ikaw naman!
40:46Mag-ilus muna tayo.
40:48Sandali lang ah!
40:48Sandali lang!
40:50Ako, nakakaiyak!
40:53Ay!
40:56Ay!
40:57Ay!
40:58Ay!
40:59Ay!
41:00Ay kahit maliit!
41:02Naka-aircon!
41:04Ay!
41:05Ay!
41:05Ay!
41:07Sana yan!
41:08Nagpasabi kayo eh!
41:09Di sana!
41:10Hindi na namin muna pinaday off yung katulong namin!
41:13Ay!
41:14May nabisita namin saan ng bahay.
41:16Mauna mo yung bisita namin!
41:17Ay!
41:17Ay!
41:18Mga comment sa ka,
41:21Pa,
41:21siya naman,
41:22di ka nag-inig
41:22ay!
41:24Ah!
41:27Maupupo muna kayo ha!
41:28Aling ah!
41:29Alipaelia,
41:30maupo muna taga!
41:31My name!
41:33Excuse me!
41:33Listen, listen!
41:34My name!
41:35Bella!
41:37Flawless!
41:39Ah!
41:40Ah!
41:41Ah!
41:41Ah!
41:42Kuya, ah, naiwanan mo yung, yung ah, St. Michael's, ha, na underwear.
41:51No ka ba naman nakakahiya, kunin mo na.
41:53At baka nakakahiya naman, nakikita pa nila nakadisplay yung aking hop slip hop.
41:58Shhh!
41:59Shhh!
42:02Shhh!
42:04Shhh!
42:05Shhh!
42:05Shhh!
42:06Shhh!
42:06Shhh!
42:07Shhh!
42:07Shhh!
42:09Shhh!
42:10Shhh!
42:10Shhh!
42:11Shhh!
42:14Kuya, ayan na naman, maandal na naman yung kabilugan ko eh.
42:18Shhh!
42:18Hindi pwede nang tatabi, ano?
42:21Sinasabi ko na ayoko ng ganyan eh.
42:23Ha?
42:23Ito'ng sasabihin ko sa inyo, pagpasensahan nyo na siya.
42:26Alam mo, bakit?
42:28Yun yung ito si, itong dalawang bata, kinuko niya.
42:31Ayoko bigay.
42:33Sorry, totcot.
42:35Eh, eh, sino ba tinutukoy niyo?
42:37Si Pacundo, walang iba.
42:40Aba, alam niyo ba?
42:42Nagbabaya dyan para mag-rally.
42:44Laban sa inyo.
42:45Alam niyo ba yan?
42:46Eh, eh.
42:47Okay lang mo yun.
42:48Ganun naman talaga yun eh.
42:49Talagang wala kwentang tao yun eh.
42:52Eh, sinaton?
42:52Sinabi yun pa.
42:53Alam niyo ba na maitim ang mga buto ng taong yan?
42:59Don Pacundo.
43:00Pasensya na kayo sa daddy namin.
43:07Tadalit!
43:07Tadalit!
43:08Tama ba yung sinabi?
43:09Daddy.
43:10Daddy nyo!
43:11Daddy namin siya.
43:12Si, si, si, si Pacundo?
43:14Daddy nyo?
43:15Oo.
43:16Ganun ako ni Pacundo.
43:17Kasi yung, yung asawa niya nasa abroad.
43:21Eh, gusto mo nalang punin itong dalawang bata?
43:23Ayaw ko nang ibigay dahil,
43:26alam mo ba?
43:27Natatakot ako.
43:28Mahahawa ko sa kaya baka ng Pacundo niya.
43:33Eh, eh.
43:34Alam mo yung daddy nyo?
43:35Ang ganda niya manamit ah.
43:37Ang ganda manamit eh.
43:39Ma.
43:40Alam ko na.
43:42Maan, alam mo ba na may kasabihan
43:45na pag ang tao daw maitim ang buto
43:48ay may gininto ang puso.
43:51Alam mo naman ang bata yun.
43:53Alam mo naman ang bata yun.
43:53Alam, ay, maabawi lang.
43:54Ay, baka gusto muna nila magpalamig.
43:57O baka...
43:57Ayaw ko nga,
43:58kasi yung may gininto.
43:59Ay, mainit.
43:59Ah, sige, ah.
44:01Buksan mo nga yung aircon, ma.
44:02Ay, ayaw, buk na yung aircon.
44:04Okay ba?
44:04Hindi, naiinitan kayo.
44:06Okay lang.
44:06Naiinitan kayo.
44:07Kailangan namin buksan ng aircon.
44:09Buksan mo nga.
44:11Dapat.
44:22Ayaw ko na dila mo ah.
44:24Vega flawless.
44:26Talaga!
44:27Ayan, magpalamig muna kayo.
44:29Okay, Tumas.
44:31Ayan, sa'yo.
44:32Ito naman sa'yo.
44:34Maan.
44:35Ano to?
44:36Cool aid?
44:39Ayan.
44:39Parang hindi ka na naghuhugas ng baso.
44:41Mapula na yung tubig.
44:43Ayaw.
44:44Ayaw.
44:44I'm gonna have to drink some juice.
44:46No, I don't want to drink some juice.
44:48We're like, we're not going to drink some juice.
44:50We're not going to drink some juice.
44:51We're not going to drink some juice.
44:53I'm going to drink some juice.
44:54Hey, it's about Don Facundo.
44:57It's okay. Don't forget it.
45:00We're going to be there.
45:01Ah, we're going to have a patient with our dad.
45:04Wait a minute.
45:05If you're a dad, Don Facundo,
45:07you're just going to say, Tom, you're just going to be a little bit.
45:10No, he's going to be a little bit.
45:12He's going to be a big brother.
45:14Oh
45:44Great-grandmother
46:14Diabetics kasi kami eh
46:16Kasi sana kaya wala
46:17Bye!
46:19Sorry!
46:24Smell lang!
46:26Yamag na yan!
46:29Gusto na ang puhunan natin
46:32Magkakaroon tayo ng branch
46:35At makikita ng
46:36Pakundo na yan
46:39Na magsusunod ko ang layaw ng mga apoko
46:41Na hindi ako makasas sa kanya
46:43So Lola
46:46Magtatayo na ba tayo ng bagong
46:49grocery store?
46:50Hindi, iba naman
46:53Meron akong plano
46:55Alam mo, magtatayo ako ng
46:57Paras mami
46:58Inain niya ngayon
47:00At saka yung pwesto ron sa tapat
47:03Kung kunin ko yung pwesto rito sa
47:09Hindi!
47:13Hindi ba ari yan?
47:14Ako unang kumayo ng pwestong yan
47:16Kaya kinakala sa akin yan
47:18Baan?
47:19Eh may nauna na eh
47:20Hindi, bihan niyo ako
47:21Baan, tina
47:21Dito muna kay chandrosi
47:23Diyan ko yun
47:23Ano ba?
47:25Oh, dali
47:28Dali
47:28Dali
47:29Dali
47:30Dali
47:30Dali
47:59Dali
48:00You're gonna have to tell this question,
48:02you're just finished and you're finished with your contract!
48:06You're coming back for a day!
48:07Hey!
48:08You're a co-inventer of a swami!
48:10Why? Why do you think?
48:12I will think, ah!
48:13Hey, what's going on?
48:16Hey, you're going to see me!
48:17I'm a black guy!
48:18You're a black guy!
48:19You're a black guy, you're a black guy!
48:20Hey, you're a black guy!
48:23Hey!
48:23You're a black guy, you're a black guy!
48:26You're a black guy!
48:26He's a black guy!
48:27You're a black guy!
48:28Why?
48:29Why?
48:30Hey!
48:33Ito.
48:34Ito.
48:35Ito.
48:35Ito.
48:35Ito, salbahi talaga.
48:37You know it's a place.
48:39Kailan nyo ba yung mga mga ako na yan?
48:41Anong kwiti?
48:43Yeah.
48:43Anong kwiti?
48:45Ooh!
48:47What?
48:47Jeko!
48:49Eh, chaka na lang.
48:50Sadali, sadali.
48:52Kailan nyo itong mga..
48:53Itong mga wala yan, ko?
48:55Ah, oh.
48:55Kasi sa kanila ako,
48:57We were in the house.
49:01No, no!
49:02No!
49:03No!
49:04We're going to see you next time!
49:06No!
49:07I'm not scared!
49:08Let's go!
49:09You're a liar!
49:11What a lie!
49:16You're a liar!
49:18It's a bad guy!
49:19It's a bad guy!
49:20It's a bad guy!
49:21Hey!
49:23It's a pain that I'm going to do with my husband.
49:26I'm going to leave my husband and my husband.
49:30Why are you going to leave?
49:32Why not?
49:34I'm sure I got this place right now.
49:37I'm going to get this place.
49:38It's a big fish.
49:43MB.
49:45MB.
49:47It's a KB.
49:49What's KB?
49:50Mck.
49:50Ayo naman talaga.
49:53Nag-away pa kayo.
49:54Hindi na kayo nahiya.
49:56Sa mga itsura nyo.
49:58E!
49:59Ay, saan naka pala si...
50:01Mga Max.
50:02Na may miss ko na siya.
50:03Hindi ba naman cheat, please?
50:04Uta na lang ako!
50:05Ayokong niminig ang pangalan na yan!
50:07Heka!
50:08Ano?
50:09Che, go!
50:09Sabihin mo. Bakit?
50:10Kahihwalay na sila.
50:12Ha?
50:15Totoo ba yun, aling pwiti?
50:18Eh, bapano?
50:19Yung matandang kalbo na yan, alam mo ginawa?
50:22Binehan kayong puting tuba kay Don Pakudo.
50:26Ayaw ko sana!
50:27Heeeh!
50:28Nasilaw sa pera!
50:29O yun!
50:31Kaya ko nang gagalain.
50:33Ito pala nang gaya walay ka.
50:35Ayun nang ayun!
50:37Ayun nang ayun!
50:38Ayun nang ayun!
50:38Ayun nang ayun! Ayusin!
50:40Ayun nang ayun!
50:40Di ba aling pretty?
50:42Diego!
50:43Ayun talaga kahit kailan.
50:44Kahit kayo ha?
50:47Ah, that's a gruelo.
50:50Let's see.
50:51Let's see.
50:52We'll be able to get out of the way!
50:55What's that, guys?
50:57What's that?
50:59That's a good thing.
51:01We're here at the Aling Pretty.
51:02Here at the Barangay Mapayapa.
51:04It's a good thing.
51:10Hey, Kuya.
51:12Is this our table?
51:16Yes.
51:17Eh, isa lang yung upuan, ha?
51:18Uma.
51:19Diba, dalawa tayong boss dito?
51:21Uma.
51:23Pasubok ka lang.
51:24Sige, sige, subok ka mo na.
51:28Kamusta?
51:28Wow.
51:30Aba, ganito pala pakiramdam ng senador.
51:33Diba, ganito yung nasa trial of the president?
51:36Ah, iya.
51:37Dumuka ka ng ordinansya.
51:38Ah, okay.
51:39Pero, ingat ka dyan sa kwestong yan, ha?
51:41Bakit?
51:41Dalawa ng...
51:43Medyo delikado yan.
51:44Alin?
51:44Baka mga maling ka, tsaka mga Bernard.
51:46Ha?
51:47Matatanggan ba?
51:48Baka mga po dyan.
51:50Ayoko nga.
51:50Hindi po eh.
51:55Excuse me.
51:56Excuse me.
51:58Si...
51:59Mang Max!
52:00Mang Max!
52:01Huwag kayong masigla.
52:02Anong masigla?
52:03Matamlay nga kami.
52:05Sabi ko, huwag kayong maigay.
52:06Kasi...
52:07Natatago ako kay Twittums eh.
52:09Huwag ko.
52:10Akala namin eh.
52:11Wala ka na eh.
52:12Yung pala eh.
52:13Malakas ka rin pala sa...
52:15Eh, teka.
52:16Ah...
52:17Eh...
52:17Balitan namin eh.
52:19Hiwalay na daw kayo ni Aling Tweety eh.
52:21Oo.
52:22Oo nga eh.
52:23At may third party.
52:24Si Gord...
52:25Oo nga.
52:28Oo nga.
52:29Marami na nangyari.
52:30Ah...
52:30Kinawanan ako ni Twittums.
52:32Tapos isinama si Diego.
52:33Si...
52:34Si Newton naman.
52:35Kinawan ng tunay ng magulang.
52:36I...
52:37Inaalala ko lang baka...
52:38Ina...
52:39Inaalala ko lang baka mati...
52:40Ano?
52:40Ano?
52:41Si Newton?
52:41Kinawan ng tunay ng magulang?
52:43Oo.
52:44Hindi na alam kong kwento ah.
52:46Ha?
52:47Ano?
52:48Ano makakalam mo kwento?
52:49Ito.
52:50Inaalala ko lang baka mati develop si Gordon
52:52at si Twittums eh.
52:53Eh!
52:53Ano?
52:55Pwede.
52:56Di ba?
52:57Eh...
52:57Gusto nyo, Mang Max?
52:59Samahan namin kayo.
53:00Kausapin natin si Aling Twittum.
53:01Maliit lang naman yata yung problema eh.
53:04Oo.
53:05Oo muna ba?
53:06Palamigin muna natin yung ulo.
53:08Saka...
53:08Saka nalang susu...
53:09Susu...
53:10Susu...
53:11Susu...
53:11Susu...
53:12Susu...
53:12Ha?
53:15Eh?
53:16Sige, alis na ako.
53:17Sige.
53:17Sige.
53:17Sige.
53:18Saan kayo tumitira ngayon?
53:21Hmm...
53:21Hmm...
53:21Saka...
53:23Sira ni Sepe.
53:24Ha?
53:26Ha?
53:30Ha?
53:30Ha?
53:39Ha?
53:39Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:40Ha?
53:41Ha?
53:41Ha?
53:46Ha?
53:55Ha?
53:58Ha?
54:04Ha?
54:06Ha?
54:07Ha?
54:10Ha?
54:11Ha?
54:11Ha?
54:11That's a lot of problems.
54:14I have a great idea.
54:27Why? What?
54:33What's up?
54:34What's up?
54:35What's up?
54:36What's up?
54:37Di ba kayo nalugi?
54:39Nung dinunite niya yung mga estro na yan para gawin yung dekorasyon?
54:43Eh, okay lang o. Okay lang.
54:45Saka bukod doon, kami ay mga bagong salta dito.
54:50Kaya dapat lang na kami makisama.
54:54Nang sa ganon, eh makamit namin ang respeto at pangpamahal dito sa Barang Galing ng Paya.
55:02Ay!
55:02Bye!
55:16Mga kasama, hindi kayo dito. Mayroon akong magandang balita para sa inyo.
55:20Ano ang asawa?
55:22Nanalo ang Barangay Mapayapa sa pinakmagandang dekorasyon!
55:25Yay!
55:29Nagulat kami sa ganda at creativeness ng inyong mga dekorasyon.
55:34Ah, at una sa lahat, ang parol na to, napakaganda.
55:42Ay!
55:43Ay!
55:44Ay!
55:45Ay!
55:47Ay!
55:47Atin ba ito?
55:48Sa atin ito?
55:49Oo!
55:49Nandito eh!
55:51Di ba?
55:53Di ba?
55:53Di ba?
55:56Ngayon, tanggap na tanggap na kayo ng mga mamamaya ng Barangay Mapayapa?
56:01Oo nga eh.
56:01Kaya lang eh.
56:03Siguradong nagpa-plano na naman niya si Don Facundo ng kung ano, para mapatalsi kami dito.
56:09Pero kayong tatlo, pwede na kayo mag-stay dito sa bahay namin.
56:14You are all welcome.
56:16Yes.
56:17Pwede na tayong mag-stay?
56:18So, that means guest na naman tayo next week dito.
56:20Ah!
56:21Alam niyo, maraming salamat.
56:24Yun lang ang iniintay namin tatlo.
56:26Ang maging welcome kami dito.
56:28Tapos, babo na!
56:29Okay, within two minutes, mawawalan na kami.
56:32Thank you ulit ako!
56:32Pwede na lang!
56:33Teka!
56:34Yung wish namin!
56:35Ang ako ko!
56:37Masige, dali!
56:38Bilisan niyo na!
56:39Bilisan niyo kahit na ano!
56:48So, what will it be for the act family?
56:51Ah, ah, ah...
56:53Let's go for money!
56:54Let's go for money!
56:55Okay!
56:56Money!
56:57Okay, money!
56:58Magkano?
56:58Sabihin nyo lang!
57:0825 centavos!
57:09Ha?
57:09Yun lang naman!
57:11Palay!
57:11Siisiw na siisiw yan!
57:13May hindi ko na kailangan mag-magic!
57:16Ito ho!
57:1725 centavos!
57:19Ayan!
57:19Ano yan?
57:20Yan lang ang narinig ko eh!
57:21Okay!
57:22Bye!
57:35Ah, kuya naman kita eh!
57:38Say na yan!
57:41Pupunta lang akong palengke!
57:43Ang gagawin mo?
57:44Bibili ako ng tirador tape!
57:45Tirador rin ko yung mga airplanang tumadaan dito!
57:53Noong malinginig pa lang kami
57:55Mataas na ang pangarap namin
57:58Ang makagraduate sa nasal
58:02Medicine or Engineering
58:04Ang sabi ko pa nga
58:06How saucy naman!
58:08You're not badoy!
58:10Dahil kami mahirap lang
58:12Dahil kami mahirap lang
58:13Paharap ay nating
58:14Malalaki na nga kami ngayon
58:16Kuya ko lang
58:17Nagtutulap na lang ng karito
58:20Nagdadaan sa Ateneo
58:23Sinisigaw ay pote dyaryo
58:25Ang sabi pa nila
58:27Kadiri to death
58:29You're so mantot!
58:31Ya!