- 2 weeks ago
Nagkabati-bati na ang lahat dahil kay Santa Kulasa (Liezl Martinez), at kahit ang sigang si Berto (Albert Martinez) ay napasaya niya ang puso, pero walang bisa pala ang magic niya kapag nai-in love!
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‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle. This episode’s guests are Albert Martinez and Liezl Martinez.
For more Beh Bote Nga Full Episodes, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAXQIhpUhSDKGZdleJ-K0eH
‘Beh Bote Nga’ is a situational comedy starring Janno Gibbs as Kot and Anjo Yllana as Tot, centering on two garbagemen whose lives change after they accidentally discover a genie in a bottle. This episode’s guests are Albert Martinez and Liezl Martinez.
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00:00:00Thank you very much.
00:00:30I'm going to go to Ateneo.
00:01:07I don't know.
00:01:33I don't know.
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00:09:03I don't know.
00:09:04I don't know.
00:09:05I don't know.
00:09:05I don't know.
00:09:06I don't know.
00:09:07You're ugly.
00:09:09I don't know.
00:09:12Virgin.
00:09:17She's the throne.
00:09:22She's the king.
00:09:27I don't want to go to school. I don't want to go to school.
00:09:35What's that?
00:09:37That's the Berto Barangado.
00:09:41That's what?
00:09:42Why, Kuya?
00:09:45Did you do that?
00:09:46Oh.
00:09:48I'm going to do that.
00:09:48I'm going to do that.
00:09:51I'm going to do that.
00:09:52I'm going to do that.
00:09:55Orchid, wako.
00:09:57Hmm?
00:09:58Okay, now!
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:08Malagyan lang ako, no?
00:10:12Hello.
00:10:13Hello.
00:10:13Hi.
00:10:14Hi.
00:10:15Hi, Kon.
00:10:17Maan?
00:10:18Ginunad mo ako?
00:10:19Bakit?
00:10:19Nung pagbukas ng pintu, akala ko si Ate B.
00:10:24Ate B.
00:10:25Si B.
00:10:25Si B.
00:10:25Masyengon.
00:10:27Ate Gai.
00:10:28Ha?
00:10:30Amos na po?
00:10:32Amos na po?
00:10:33Ay, eh, dadaan na lang namin yung binibenta niyong Jario.
00:10:37Ay, oo nga pala. Nasa taas siya.
00:10:40Punin lang namin.
00:10:40Punin lang namin.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:41Okay, umupo.
00:10:43Hindi.
00:10:43Okay, umupo.
00:10:45Hindi po.
00:10:47Tayo ko lang kay Jario.
00:10:49Tayo ko lang.
00:10:51Masyengon na niyatay.
00:10:52Hindi niyong nigaw.
00:10:56Tod.
00:10:58Naisip ko ba?
00:10:59Naiisip ko ba?
00:11:01Tama.
00:11:02Habang nasa taas sila,
00:11:05iransak natin yung kusina.
00:11:06Eh, eh, eh.
00:11:07Ano ba ba?
00:11:08Ano ba?
00:11:08Bago sila makababa, pumuesto na tayo ron.
00:11:11Bakit?
00:11:12Paano maganda view natin?
00:11:13Ha?
00:11:14Ano ka ba?
00:11:15Hindi kita maintindihan.
00:11:16Eh, oo.
00:11:23Sabi ka na!
00:11:24Sabi.
00:11:26Matagal pa ba kayo, Tina?
00:11:30Oo.
00:11:31Iyan lang.
00:11:36Ayun lang.
00:11:38Oh, ayun na.
00:11:39Ayun na, ayun na.
00:11:40Ayun na, ayun na.
00:11:40Ayan, huminto, huminto.
00:11:42Ayun na.
00:11:43Amputi talaga.
00:11:46Lukot-lukot.
00:11:48Saka, hindi ba mga flight stewardess yan?
00:11:51Oo.
00:11:52Ba't di ba lang nag Victoria's Secret o St. Michael's?
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:55Ba't ganyan yung suot niya?
00:11:57Saka, ba't kulay abo?
00:12:00Ha?
00:12:01Ega muna.
00:12:02Ega.
00:12:03Ega.
00:12:03Di ba bata pa yung dalawa?
00:12:05Oo.
00:12:05Matang bata pa.
00:12:06Bakit naka-hello?
00:12:08Ayan, nakita mo.
00:12:10Mga bata pa, oo.
00:12:10Naaag na.
00:12:13Di kaya, di kaya, nanganak na itong dalawang to?
00:12:17Eh, sino ba ito?
00:12:20Tignan ba ito o si Maan?
00:12:27Ganda ng idea.
00:12:28iyong po yun.
00:12:35Ayan.
00:12:36Bits?
00:12:37Saka, bits?
00:12:38Bakang naman ang damit na sa kababa.
00:12:42Jo!
00:12:45Ano?
00:12:45Ano?
00:12:48Ano ginagawa niyo dito?
00:12:49Hoy!
00:12:51Pero nila...
00:12:53Ano ginagawa niyo dito?
00:12:55Ano ginagawa niyo dito?
00:12:55Ano ginagawa niyo dito dito sa panaro?
00:12:55Ha?
00:12:56Ito kung ano kapatid ko.
00:12:57Why?
00:12:58What?
00:13:00I'm not a fool.
00:13:03You're a fool.
00:13:04I'm a fool.
00:13:05You're a fool.
00:13:06I'm a fool.
00:13:08I'm a fool.
00:13:09What are you doing?
00:13:11I'm going to go.
00:13:12We're waiting for the mga...
00:13:15...the mga of the men and women.
00:13:17We're waiting for the Jario.
00:13:19What do you need, Jario?
00:13:21We're going to buy it.
00:13:23We're going to buy it.
00:13:24You're going to buy it.
00:13:25Why are you two?
00:13:26Ayun.
00:13:26Kaya kung nadadama sa'yo.
00:13:28I can't get away from you.
00:13:30Kasi baka mahulog kayo.
00:13:33Basta naaalalayan kayo.
00:13:34Huwag kayo mahula.
00:13:36Ayun.
00:13:36Caryo.
00:13:39Ang galit, ah?
00:13:40Saraping isiikla.
00:13:43Ayan pa ako.
00:13:44Maal.
00:13:45Ito, para sa'yo.
00:13:47Uy, kayo, alalayan niyo naman yung lola niyo.
00:13:50O, Ton, huwag niyong...
00:13:53...dumangkal.
00:13:53Let's go.
00:13:54Let's go.
00:13:55Let's go.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Hey, slow.
00:13:59That's right.
00:14:00That's right.
00:14:01That's right.
00:14:02That's right.
00:14:03That's right.
00:14:04Hey.
00:14:10What are you doing?
00:14:13What are you doing here,
00:14:13these guys?
00:14:17What are you doing here?
00:14:20What are you doing here?
00:14:23What are you doing here?
00:14:25What are you doing here?
00:14:27I'm doing this.
00:14:27I'm doing this.
00:14:29I'm doing this.
00:14:29It's natural.
00:14:30And you don't know what I'm doing here.
00:14:33I have a house for this condominium.
00:14:36What are you doing here?
00:14:39You?
00:14:40Yes.
00:14:41But here we are.
00:14:43So I don't know what I'm doing here.
00:14:47Should I get in here?
00:14:50Mama.
00:14:51Mama.
00:14:52Mami.
00:14:54Hindi yan lang ko yan eh.
00:14:55Patigilan mo?
00:14:56Hindi kilabutan ako sa mga tao.
00:14:57Atan mo,
00:14:58kung binibigay mo sa akin yung mga anak ko,
00:15:00mas may kinabukasan yan eh.
00:15:02Ang pangalan mo, Belya eh.
00:15:04O ano?
00:15:04Pagka naging tatlo kayo, Belyas.
00:15:07May ikibelyas yan,
00:15:08dalawang yan.
00:15:09Kaya,
00:15:10ibigay mo na sa akin yung mga anak ko mo.
00:15:11Oy, Pacundo.
00:15:13Ang kumangamutigil mo, ha?
00:15:15Why are you willing to be crucial for that?
00:15:17That's why they can't release it!
00:15:19You, uh—
00:15:21You, uh—
00:15:21Your Spacot and your son weren't born!
00:15:23Which guy are these children, what?
00:15:26What?
00:15:29Your son was born!
00:15:30You're married!
00:15:31Come here.
00:15:33You had to go back to your house!
00:15:34Hey, what did you do?
00:15:38You made a bit of comedy since you were done!
00:15:41Why didn't you happen to your house?
00:15:42Why didn't you do that?
00:15:44We're all two men sitting around.
00:15:46I'm not a guy.
00:15:47I'm not a guy.
00:15:49I'm not a guy.
00:15:50You're right.
00:15:52We're all in the room.
00:15:56I'm not a guy.
00:15:57We're going to go back.
00:15:59We're going to stop here.
00:16:00On the next trip, you'll be a St. Michael, she's Lola.
00:16:05St. Michael?
00:16:09Do you ever have a trap of a trap?
00:16:12St. Michael?
00:16:14Can you see that?
00:16:16You are so good to see it with a lumpyary.
00:16:19You see,
00:16:22it's...
00:16:24I can tell it's what happened.
00:16:28They were sending me my hangin.
00:16:31Hey!
00:16:34Please stay here!
00:16:35You are going to be on the hangin.
00:16:39Hey, hey, hey!
00:16:41Taman na yan! Isang oras na binayaran nyo! Lampas na kayo eh!
00:16:44Diba?
00:16:45Advanced na rin ano eh!
00:16:46Diba isang oras? Lampas na isang oras?
00:16:4815 minuto pa kami!
00:16:5015 minuto pa kami!
00:16:52Oras na binayaran nyo!
00:16:53Taman! Taman! Taman! Taman!
00:16:55Bakit ba? Taman na makin!
00:16:57Ang iingay nyo!
00:16:59Itong dalawato ang dudugas eh!
00:17:01Isang oras na binayaran!
00:17:02Ayon ha!
00:17:03Magalunan!
00:17:04Kapag mga ugali nyo ang piliwan niya!
00:17:07Ah!
00:17:08Alis!
00:17:09Alis!
00:17:09Alis!
00:17:09Alis!
00:17:10Alis!
00:17:10Alis!
00:17:10Alis!
00:17:10Talis!
00:17:11Talis!
00:17:12Talis!
00:17:12Talis!
00:17:13No, no, no, no!
00:17:23Master.
00:17:40Master.
00:17:43Master.
00:17:44Master.
00:17:45Master.
00:17:47Mga tao.
00:17:51Alam mo, Santa Culata.
00:17:53E ganyan talaga ang mga tao.
00:17:55Konting di pagkakaunawaan lang,
00:17:57nag-aaway na.
00:18:00Alam mo, kuya,
00:18:01naapansin kuyan, ha?
00:18:02Kanina, nag-aaway si Aling ...
00:18:05Bella,
00:18:06at si Aling Tweety.
00:18:08Tapos, mamaya maya,
00:18:09That's why we're going to go to Aling Belia and Don Pacundo.
00:18:13Then, isn't it a long time to go to Aling Belia and Odette Khan?
00:18:18That's right, YouTube.
00:18:19I don't know.
00:18:22I'm going to go to Pasko and go to go to Aling Belia and Odette Khan.
00:18:27Mr. Cote, Mr. Cote,
00:18:29do you know when Pasko comes to Santa Claus?
00:18:33Is he going to go to Santa Claus?
00:18:34Eh, yun eh, kung hindi siya ma-traffic.
00:18:40Ito, ano ko dyan mo?
00:18:41Ganun din. Kayo po.
00:18:43Ganun din.
00:18:44Ayan.
00:18:46Jakes! Jakes!
00:18:47Dito po sa kapila!
00:18:48Oo, talaga yan.
00:18:49Ito lang po.
00:18:50Kayo? Okay gano'n siya?
00:18:52Hindi na mo kapas kalita.
00:18:55Alam mo, Aling Belia?
00:18:56Marami sila isa pasangin si Aling Belia.
00:18:59Sino?
00:18:59Si Aling Belia yun oh.
00:19:01Si Belia na mo wala?
00:19:03Ah, bakit? Ano sinasabi?
00:19:05Kwento mo.
00:19:06Ano? Malaki.
00:19:07Malangkutun niyo.
00:19:08Pagkatapos yung Dirao kayo naliligo.
00:19:11Sinabi niyo?
00:19:12Oo, sinabi niyo mo.
00:19:13Yung Belia yan?
00:19:14Oo, sinabi niyo mo yun.
00:19:16Ano? Ano? Ano? Ano mo sinabi?
00:19:18Ano?
00:19:18Pwede kong makarayayin ako di Sabah?
00:19:20Oo, sige.
00:19:21Sabah.
00:19:22Dandagan mo to.
00:19:24Ang sabi niya mo,
00:19:26kayaro ko kayo niyo ng asawa niyo.
00:19:29May bad breath daw kayo.
00:19:31May bad breath kayo?
00:19:34Sinabi niyo mo yun.
00:19:35Sinabi niyo mo yun.
00:19:36Sinabi niyo mo yun.
00:19:36Ako wala.
00:19:37Di mo naman.
00:19:38Iki.
00:19:39Iki.
00:19:39Iki.
00:19:40Iki.
00:19:41Ano pa? Ano pa?
00:19:42Marami yung sinabi sa inyo?
00:19:44Marami pa?
00:19:45Oo.
00:19:45Ay, pahala.
00:19:47Ano yun yung parang-
00:19:48Sino mo?
00:19:51Ay, te.
00:19:52Do me discard.
00:19:53более nada.
00:19:54Na mang po?
00:19:54Number hi.
00:19:58Matandang nakamake-up.
00:20:01Kung Adoraе.
00:20:02Balikan nito.
00:20:16Maka mo alam sa ito ko nabipa,
00:20:23I don't know anything to tell you.
00:20:25I don't know anything to tell you.
00:20:26What do you say?
00:20:27You tell me a lot.
00:20:29I don't know anything about it.
00:20:30It says my heart is a very good.
00:20:32Why?
00:20:34Why?
00:20:35Why is my heart?
00:20:36You're doing too bad.
00:20:37I see it.
00:20:38I see it.
00:20:40Obvious to obvious.
00:20:42Obvious.
00:20:43Is this good?
00:20:44How will you know all of us at home?
00:20:46Yeah, ayan, and there's a problem.
00:20:48You're already empty.
00:20:50You can hold it down.
00:21:01Oh
00:21:22Oh
00:21:57Oh
00:22:11Oh
00:22:21I need to wait for me.
00:22:27I'm not going to wait for you.
00:22:32I don't have any time.
00:22:33I'm going to have no time.
00:22:33My name is Torinette.
00:22:34You're really good.
00:22:36You're like a fresh cow.
00:22:40I'm not going to have any time.
00:22:43Get that from you.
00:22:44I'm gonna have a dance with you.
00:22:45I'm not going to have a dance.
00:22:48I'm going to have a dance with you.
00:22:50It's like Mama Velia,
00:22:52that's what I'm going to do with the Quezon Avenue.
00:22:56You know what?
00:22:57You know what I'm going to do with it?
00:22:58I'm going to do it!
00:23:00I'm going to do it!
00:23:02I'm going to do it!
00:23:07I'm going to do it!
00:23:09You're so good, Santa Culaza!
00:23:13You're so good!
00:23:15You're really good, Santa!
00:23:17Diyan sa inyong lugar, sa Himalaya.
00:23:21Malayo, ginagawa ko lang yung trabaho.
00:23:24Alam mo, tama yan.
00:23:26Dapat ipagpatuloy mo yan
00:23:27para lahat ng magkakaaway, ipagbabati mo.
00:23:32Tama-tama, magpapasko,
00:23:33eh, maging mapayapa itong barangay mapayapa.
00:23:37Mama po, pero,
00:23:40piling po darating si Santa Claus.
00:23:43Eh, wala po, hindi ko alam eh.
00:23:45Buti pa, matulog na tayo.
00:23:48Para...
00:23:48Bukas, maaga pa tayo eh.
00:23:51Ha? Koyong.
00:23:53Tulog!
00:23:54Sige, good night, Santa.
00:23:55Kalabasa.
00:23:57Ano?
00:23:58Ha?
00:23:58Pulasa.
00:23:59Pulasa.
00:24:01Ay!
00:24:02Good night.
00:24:10Ba't gumagalan ng ganan niya?
00:24:11E, oo.
00:24:12Ba't gumagalan niya?
00:24:12I dood na yun.
00:24:12Nalamas yung galit niya.
00:24:14Pag mababa.
00:24:15Ano ba siya yun?
00:24:18Ay.
00:24:24Ay!
00:24:26Ay, ay!
00:24:27Ay, ay.
00:24:28Ay, ay!
00:24:29Ay!
00:24:31Ay!
00:24:32Ay!
00:24:36oh
00:24:38I'm gonna reduce reduce
00:24:40now
00:24:41I'm going to have to go
00:24:43I'm going to be 29
00:24:4729
00:24:50it's like
00:24:5342
00:24:54it's like
00:24:54oh
00:24:55oh
00:24:59Oh, I'm so scared.
00:25:00Oh, I'm scared.
00:25:02It's so bad.
00:25:03What?
00:25:05It's so bad.
00:25:07You're going to be able to get out of it.
00:25:09What?
00:25:12It's like a lot of people.
00:25:14Oh, man.
00:25:16Oh, man.
00:25:18Oh, man.
00:25:20Oh, man.
00:25:21Oh, man.
00:25:22Oh, man.
00:25:23Oh, man.
00:25:23Oh, man.
00:25:23Oh, man.
00:25:24Oh, man.
00:25:25Oh, man.
00:25:25Oh, man.
00:25:26Ang lago kasi wala akong matulogan.
00:25:30Si Tweeter, galit pa rin sa akin, eh.
00:25:32Anong anong.
00:25:37Dito pa kayo nakitulog?
00:25:38Eh, aming dalawa lang, eh.
00:25:40Alos rin naman kakaasya rito, eh.
00:25:42Ali, sige, buti pa, eh.
00:25:44Sige.
00:25:45Baon na kayo matulog at nil-tumun niya ako.
00:25:48Okay.
00:25:48Salamat, eh.
00:25:50Sabi muna tayo, mamak.
00:25:56.
00:26:03What's your doing?
00:26:05I read a book.
00:26:08Why are you reading a book?
00:26:11I'm sure that you use Cynthia Pattag
00:26:14that we're just getting full of tongue-intern to the taping.
00:26:16I read a book.
00:26:18These actors!
00:26:21Why are you telling me that you are lying?
00:26:22Caino?
00:26:23Oye, dahan-dahan ka ha?
00:26:25Nagbayad ka na ba ng membership sa CAPP?
00:26:28I'm not a member!
00:26:34Toy!
00:26:38Toy!
00:26:40Toy, tama na yan!
00:26:41Paka-dubating ang kuya mo, finish a'kin,
00:26:43masang oras ka lang, magkatano ang oras ka lang din.
00:26:46Eh, sandali lang, last stage na to eh.
00:26:48Patapusin ko na ito eh.
00:26:49Eh, baka nga magalit sa'kin ang kuya mo,
00:26:51baka gumating na yon!
00:26:52Go!
00:26:57Eh, baka magalas sa tato!
00:27:10Ano ko, gusto mo eh?
00:27:12Gulpik ko pa siya sa harap mo eh?
00:27:15Tapos malaki ako doon!
00:27:16Eh, ang malaki lang yun yung butas ng iyong kiri!
00:27:20Ako ang bahala!
00:27:21Gano'n ba?
00:27:24Can you imagine that?
00:27:26It's good, it's good?
00:27:28You're yours, brother.
00:27:31You're your brother!
00:27:32You're my brother!
00:27:34You're my brother!
00:27:35You're my brother!
00:27:36You're my brother!
00:27:38This is what?
00:27:39It's better!
00:27:42You're my brother!
00:27:45You had to do so well,
00:27:47I'm so excited!
00:27:49That's it!
00:27:50Eh, kuya, mas bagay siya yung ganyan.
00:27:53Dapat hindi ka nagagalit dahil malapit na yung Pasko.
00:27:57Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, ha?
00:28:00Ito na tayo.
00:28:01Cheers, yes.
00:28:03Senong sa'yo, Merry Christmas!
00:28:05Ha?
00:28:08Senong sa'yo yung Pasko!
00:28:09Senong!
00:28:10Senong!
00:28:11Ayan, Merry Christmas!
00:28:13Ha?
00:28:14Merry Christmas!
00:28:17Ayaw ko na sasabi ko ng Pasko dito!
00:28:18Dala ko na!
00:28:19Walang Pasko!
00:28:20Walang Pasko!
00:28:21Walang Pasko!
00:28:22Buti ka, puntaan mo lang si Pula sa dali
00:28:25para ma-magic po, para pupahin!
00:28:27Ayaw ko ng Pasko!
00:28:29Ayaw ko ng Pasko!
00:28:29Ah, Happy Balintay!
00:28:30Sumatakita siya!
00:28:30O, pag Pasko!
00:28:32Dulu na!
00:28:33Dulu na!
00:28:34Huwag atawa!
00:28:35Hindi Pasko yung puto!
00:28:41Ayaw ko sa'yo,
00:28:43pagpalik ko dito,
00:28:44wala nang magsasabi ng...
00:28:50Patandaan mo yan!
00:28:51Patandaan ko!
00:28:58Diyaryo to!
00:28:59Diyaryo dito, Lumpia!
00:29:16Diyo ba nangyayari dito?
00:29:18Patagaan Maroti yung isang yun!
00:29:21Diyo!
00:29:21Diyo!
00:29:22Diyo!
00:29:22Diyo!
00:29:22Diyo!
00:29:22Diyo!
00:29:23Diyo!
00:29:25Diyo!
00:29:43Diyo!
00:29:53Diyo!
00:29:56Diyo!
00:30:03Diyo!
00:30:08Diyo!
00:30:10Diyo!
00:30:11Diyo!
00:30:12Diyo!
00:30:13Diyo!
00:30:14Diyo!
00:30:15Diyo!
00:30:16Diyo!
00:30:17Diyo!
00:30:17Diyo!
00:30:18Diyo!
00:30:19Diyo!
00:30:20Diyo!
00:30:21Diyo!
00:30:25Diyo!
00:30:39Diyo!
00:30:40When you come here, it's free to go.
00:30:43You don't want to be ashamed.
00:30:45Do you understand?
00:30:47Everything.
00:30:48You give it to me.
00:30:49You give it to me.
00:30:52You don't want to resign.
00:30:53Do you understand?
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56Come on.
00:30:56Come on, come on.
00:30:59Let's try it.
00:31:02I don't want to play.
00:31:04What?
00:31:04I don't want to play.
00:31:05I don't want to play.
00:31:07I'm going to play, but I'm a creeper.
00:31:10That's how I play.
00:31:13You want to go.
00:31:16You want to play?
00:31:18Soup or mudder?
00:31:20Soup or mudder?
00:31:22Do you want to play?
00:31:24I'm going to play.
00:31:26You want to play.
00:31:26I don't want to play.
00:31:29You want to play?
00:31:32I want to play.
00:31:34Well, I've brought a few more to me.
00:31:37Oh, I was a barilla?
00:31:39One, two, two.
00:31:45Hi, Uncle.
00:31:47We're here.
00:31:48Wait a minute.
00:31:49It's different.
00:31:50No, there's no one.
00:31:54This one.
00:31:55I don't want it.
00:31:56Let's go.
00:32:01Yes.
00:32:30Yes
00:32:31Sige, sige. Bisikta kayo eh.
00:32:36Maan, ganda-ganda mo naman.
00:32:39Alam mo, yung beauty mo, bagay na bagay sa Pasko.
00:32:44Bakit?
00:32:44Para kang bibingka.
00:32:47Tama-tama, Tol.
00:32:49Match na match.
00:32:50Bakit? Dito naman parang puto-bumbong.
00:32:54Parang...
00:32:55Uy, ikaw, Tot, pumuti na ako.
00:32:57Parang ano naman eh, parang gusto kong budburan.
00:33:00Ang nyo.
00:33:02Ikaw rin ah.
00:33:03Dahil parang bibingka eh.
00:33:05Parang gusto kitang taniman ng itlog na maalat.
00:33:11Ano eh?
00:33:12Ano eh?
00:33:13Diba ba?
00:33:14Bibingka eh.
00:33:15Parang special.
00:33:16Pag walang itlog na maalat, siya special eh.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:19Alam nyo, kahit na kung ano pinagsasabi nyo,
00:33:22pasensya na kayo dahil nandiyan ang daddy namin.
00:33:25Ha?
00:33:25Ano?
00:33:26Ano?
00:33:27Ano?
00:33:27Ako?
00:33:28Malas tayo.
00:33:29Alas na lang kami.
00:33:30Ano na doon?
00:33:35Ay!
00:33:42Ano ba nila?
00:33:43Doon, papatayin tayo eh.
00:33:45O, o, o.
00:33:45Ikaw.
00:33:46Sisindihan tayo.
00:33:48Ay!
00:33:48Ay!
00:33:50Ay!
00:33:51May, may, may panauhin pala kayo.
00:33:54Ah, well ah, mga anak.
00:33:56Istimahin na mabuti ang mga gagalanggalang nating mga panauhin.
00:34:01Mga dakilang prinsipe.
00:34:03Mga maginoo.
00:34:04Labasan ninyo na soap drinks.
00:34:06Kung ano man ang kailangan.
00:34:09Samadalit siya pe, good PR ang kailangan ninyo sa kanila.
00:34:12I like these people.
00:34:14Ah.
00:34:16Pagod, no?
00:34:17Oo.
00:34:18Sika, bakit?
00:34:19Huwag ka naman masyado magpapagod, ha?
00:34:22Yung puso mo, ingatan mo.
00:34:24Kung gusto mo naman daras-daras ang dalaw dito sa amin,
00:34:28welcome ka naman amin.
00:34:30All the time.
00:34:32Muchas gracias.
00:34:34Ay, kuya.
00:34:36Mukhang, ah, nag-effect yung magic ni Kulasa.
00:34:40Sabay, ah, bumait si Don Facundo.
00:34:43Oo nga eh.
00:34:44Tsaka, hindi ba yan si Alimbella?
00:34:46Tsaka si Don Facundo.
00:34:47Eh, mortal na magkaaway, ha?
00:34:49Ang kita mo ngayon, parang sweet.
00:34:51May pagnanasa na nga isa eh.
00:34:54Pero teka, baka naman nagkukunore lang yung dalawang yan
00:34:57para malaman kung talagang nangiligaw palo.
00:35:00Suboka natin.
00:35:01Sige.
00:35:02Ah, Don Facundo.
00:35:03Ah, si.
00:35:05Alam nyo, oh.
00:35:06Ang yabang nyo.
00:35:08Ha.
00:35:09Muchas gracias.
00:35:10Alam nyo na mga anak.
00:35:12Kaya ako ay nag-ilaw dyan sa mga batang niya.
00:35:15Eh, mga kuya.
00:35:17Mahusay ang kanilang sense of, ah, humor ba yun?
00:35:21Ha, there you are.
00:35:22I like this boy.
00:35:24Eh, si, ano, si Alimbella.
00:35:27Oh, ano?
00:35:29Alimbella?
00:35:30Ah, ya?
00:35:31Ang ganda nyo.
00:35:32Oh, flawless.
00:35:34Okay, nanonood ako nung, ano, nung cable nung isang araw.
00:35:38Ano?
00:35:38Nakita ko yun sa TV yung lumang pelikula nyo.
00:35:41Ang ganda nyo yun yung araw.
00:35:43About 135 years old na pala kayo ngayon.
00:35:47Okay.
00:35:48Well, at least, I look very young, at least.
00:35:51Oh.
00:35:52Ang tumatanda yung cable, hindi siya.
00:35:56Okay ka, Don, Pacundo? Okay ka? Okay.
00:35:58Well, I have to say that, eh, my darling.
00:36:00Oh, nagalit, eh.
00:36:01These people are all right.
00:36:05Pasyal kayo?
00:36:06Oh, iha.
00:36:07Ano ba naman?
00:36:08Kayo ba, eh, gaganyan-ganyan?
00:36:10At hindi ninyo ipasyal niya mga yan.
00:36:13Alam ko na, ah, Don, ah, Don, Pacundo.
00:36:15Ah, buti pa eh, dun muna kami sa Harden.
00:36:18Okay lang kayo.
00:36:19Sa lumulabas.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:20Itong mga ayos nito mga batang to?
00:36:23Ako nagalit.
00:36:23Sa Harden?
00:36:25Ano akala ninyo sa akin?
00:36:27Tolerante?
00:36:28Doon kayo sa kwarto.
00:36:30Duhin kayo sa kwarto.
00:36:33Ay, nang kapag-gundo.
00:36:35Salamat din sa regalong binigay mo.
00:36:36Nasta ka ganda.
00:36:38Hello, Ma.
00:36:38Thank you, Ma.
00:36:40Thank you, Ma.
00:36:41Maho ba?
00:36:42Ay, nakalit na ako.
00:36:43Ay, nakalit na ako.
00:36:44Ay, nakalit na ako.
00:36:45Of course.
00:36:46Ay, nakalit na ako yan, ah.
00:36:47Kiss mo na naman siya, notin.
00:36:48Kiss mo na naman siya.
00:36:50Ah, ma.
00:36:51Kiss mo na naman.
00:36:53Nakikita mo ng asawa.
00:36:54Tos naman.
00:36:56Nakikita mo, ah.
00:36:57Ang ganda tignal, ano?
00:36:59Ang ganda tignal.
00:36:59Ang ganda tignal.
00:37:00Nagkakasundo lahat.
00:37:01Dito.
00:37:02Kiss mo na siya, no?
00:37:02Ay, at least ang puna natin.
00:37:04Masko dito sa Barangay Mapayapa, eh, mukhang magiging masaya.
00:37:08Oo nga.
00:37:09Mukhang, ah, dapat na talagang, ah, tawagin na Barangay Mapayapa, itong lugar natin.
00:37:15Dahil, mapayapa na lahat ng tao.
00:37:18Salamat sa jining hindi payat.
00:37:20Eh, hindi palpak.
00:37:24Salamat sa mga masters.
00:37:26Kasi ano mo naman kaligayahan ko.
00:37:27Kaligayahan ko.
00:37:30Ayaw!
00:37:31Ayaw!
00:37:34Ayaw!
00:37:34Nakakatuwa ko na.
00:37:35Nakakasundo.
00:37:36Ayaw!
00:37:38Ayaw!
00:37:39Ayaw!
00:37:40Ayaw!
00:37:41Ayaw!
00:37:52Ayaw!
00:38:12Ayaw!
00:38:13Ayaw!
00:38:13Ayaw!
00:38:13Ayaw!
00:38:15Ayaw!
00:38:27Ayaw!
00:38:31Ayaw!
00:38:33Ayaw!
00:38:34Ayaw!
00:38:35Ayaw!
00:38:38Ayaw!
00:38:40Ayaw!
00:38:44Ayaw!
00:38:47Ayaw!
00:38:49Ayaw!
00:38:59Ayaw!
00:39:02Ayaw!
00:39:03Nag-away away na naman yung mga tao,
00:39:06at mas grabe pa ang away nila.
00:39:11Spano.
00:39:11Paano, ang kaya ang gagawin natin?
00:39:12Pag-isipan natin na mabuti kung paano
00:39:15na natin lulutos infutong problema natin.
00:39:17Oo, sige.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:28What's that?
00:39:29I'm going to ask.
00:39:32What?
00:39:34We need to know and understand
00:39:37that people are Pasko.
00:39:39Okay.
00:39:40We need to go to Santa Claus
00:39:41and give us some regalo.
00:39:44That's a good thing.
00:39:45Give or give?
00:39:46Okay.
00:39:46Parang sa GMA.
00:39:47Young Foundation.
00:39:49Okay.
00:39:50Oh, sige.
00:39:50Magsa Santa Claus tayo dalawa.
00:39:52Hindi.
00:39:53Hindi naman kapanipaniwala yung dalawang Santa Claus.
00:39:55Ako lang ang magsa Santa Claus.
00:39:57Eh.
00:39:57Paano ako?
00:39:58Anong gagawin ko?
00:39:59Oh, ikaw na lang yung ano.
00:40:00Yung duwende ni Santa Claus.
00:40:03Nagbabalot ka ng mga regalo.
00:40:04Ayan yung pang ginawa mo ako duwende?
00:40:07Huwag na yun.
00:40:08Iba na lang.
00:40:09Oh, sige.
00:40:09Ikaw si Rudolph.
00:40:11Rudolph.
00:40:12Rudolph the big nose reindeer.
00:40:13Who does that mean loci?
00:40:16Had a very giant nose.
00:40:20And if you ever saw him,
00:40:24you can even say,
00:40:25Ay, sauce!
00:40:26Laki ng ilo!
00:40:30O, taga muna.
00:40:33Asan si...
00:40:35Si...
00:40:36Santa Calabasa?
00:40:38Ah, baba.
00:40:39Santa Calabasa.
00:40:41Eh, teka muna.
00:40:42Eh, maganda na yung plano natin.
00:40:44May isa tayong problema.
00:40:45Ano?
00:40:46San tayo kukuha ng pambili ng mga regalo?
00:40:49Eh...
00:40:49Tanong natin kay Santa Calabasa.
00:40:52Baka may nang itutulong niya.
00:40:54Sinali, sinali.
00:40:55Eh, kung ano na lang,
00:40:57kung yung mga naipon natin na pera,
00:41:00yun na lang kaya ang gamitin natin?
00:41:02Daba, maganda yun.
00:41:03Maganda yan naisip ko.
00:41:05Dapat ako naka-aisip nga na.
00:41:06Yan eh, kung may naipon tayo.
00:41:08Hindi ko alam eh.
00:41:09Ikaw nang kataglo na.
00:41:10Meron ba?
00:41:10Eh, wala pa eh.
00:41:11Eh, meron konti.
00:41:12Ayaw mo na eh.
00:41:14Ilaan na natin sa Pasko yung konti hinita natin.
00:41:17Yan ba eh?
00:41:18Ano sa loob mo?
00:41:19Bukal sa loob mo?
00:41:21Hindi eh.
00:41:22Pero...
00:41:22Sige na.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:24Ayun na.
00:41:50Hindi na kaya ni Kulasa to.
00:41:52Kailangan tayo na gumawa ng bahahan.
00:41:55Aba, kailangan eh.
00:41:56Bilisan natin dahil malapit na sumapit ang Pasko.
00:42:01Pasko!
00:42:01Pasko!
00:42:02Pasko!
00:42:03Pasko na naman muli.
00:42:04Ang paging araw natin pinakamimisi.
00:42:08Pasko!
00:42:09Pasko!
00:42:09Pasko!
00:42:10Pasko na naman muli.
00:42:11Ang pag-ibig nag-ahari.
00:42:15Babong taong...
00:42:17Balong lakas.
00:42:19Balong trail ...
00:42:20Balong iya.
00:42:22Balong ahagal.
00:42:22Ayaw mo malapit raw.
00:42:23Balong pa na.
00:42:30Ilima!
00:42:33Tina,
00:42:34Maraming salamat sa...
00:42:37Sa costumes na pinahiram ko na naman.
00:42:40Okay lang yan.
00:42:41because we're using it for our gift giving activities on the airline, so it's okay.
00:42:51Maan,
00:42:55thank you so much.
00:42:56You didn't have the gift for us for the family.
00:43:05What did you say?
00:43:07They're paying for all of that.
00:43:09If you're a person,
00:43:10they're not paying for all of that.
00:43:11It's okay,
00:43:14because it's a prospect, right?
00:43:17I'm in a mockery.
00:43:19It's still a big deal.
00:43:26You're doing a lot of it.
00:43:29You're doing a lot of work.
00:43:31You're doing a lot of work.
00:43:33You're doing a lot of work.
00:43:34You're doing a lot of work.
00:43:35You're doing a lot of work.
00:43:35I hope you'll be doing a lot of work.
00:43:38Okay, let's go, what do you want?
00:43:42Love you.
00:43:46Love you.
00:43:50Love you.
00:43:51Love you.
00:43:53Love you.
00:43:55Okay.
00:43:57Okay.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:00Because I'm going to buy you.
00:44:02I'm not going to buy you.
00:44:04Let's take the gifts.
00:44:06You told me.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:09I'm a bigot.
00:44:11Oh!
00:44:13Oh!
00:44:14Oh!
00:44:15Oh!
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:19Look at that!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:25Here you go!
00:44:53What are you doing?
00:44:56Tidak!
00:44:57I'm sorry!
00:44:58I'm sorry!
00:45:00I'm sorry, you're wrong!
00:45:02I'm sorry!
00:45:09But, you're wrong!
00:45:09Why don't you give me a chance to be a massage?
00:45:14Let's go, let's go!
00:45:16Let's go, let's go, now, let's go!
00:45:17Let's go, let's go, let's go to the next day.
00:45:18This is the day of the day,
00:45:20the joy, the love, the love,
00:45:22the love, what's going on?
00:45:26I hope I'll give you something to you, but you'll have a regalo to come with us.
00:45:34Merry Christmas!
00:45:35Merry Christmas!
00:45:36Thank you!
00:45:39I'll give you something.
00:45:40It's a regalo to come with us.
00:45:46Come on!
00:45:47Come on!
00:45:48Come on!
00:45:50Come on!
00:45:50Come on!
00:45:52Come on!
00:45:55You're an heir of me?
00:45:57Come on!
00:45:58There's a regalo to come with us.
00:46:00Come on!
00:46:01Come on!
00:46:02Thank you!
00:46:03They're gonna let you start.
00:46:07What do you say?
00:46:08It's a tour!
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:52Oh, my God.
00:47:20The weary world rejoices for younger ways, a new and glorious morn.
00:47:31On your knees, oh, hear the angel voices.
00:47:45Oh, night divine, oh, night when Christ was born.
00:48:00Oh, night divine, oh, night divine.
00:48:15Woo!
00:48:20Ang galing mo talaga.
00:48:22Saan kung nga kuha yung mga batang yun?
00:48:24Wag po kayong maingay.
00:48:25Minadj ko lang yan.
00:48:27Yan.
00:48:28Galing, galing, galing.
00:48:30May kapatid na lang.
00:48:31Merry Christmas.
00:48:32Merry Christmas.
00:48:33Ha, hi.
00:48:35Merry Christmas.
00:48:35Happy Christmas!
00:48:36Happy Christmas!
00:48:38Sweet times!
00:48:40Sweet times!
00:48:43And so it is Christmas
00:48:47And what have you done?
00:48:52Love a year
00:48:55Parang siya, no?
00:48:58Hey!
00:48:59Sagot!
00:49:00Diyan ka na lang!
00:49:04Mataksataksat!
00:49:05Ang aking puso!
00:49:11Kailangan dumating ako alam kung
00:49:13Pang siyem na taon mo na ito eh
00:49:15Anong pang siyem na taon eh?
00:49:18Kapapangang ka!
00:49:19Uwa eh, siyem na taon kung magbuntis kahe, di ba?
00:49:24Kahit hindi ma...
00:49:26Aho!
00:49:26Pintans!
00:49:28Maxi!
00:49:30Merry Christmas!
00:49:33Merry Christmas!
00:49:39Ahojue!
00:49:46Bueno, bueno, bueno!
00:49:49Silencio!
00:49:51Un momento!
00:49:53Ahojue!
00:49:57Ibinip na ako ng Panginoon Diyos!
00:49:59Ma, may birekline!
00:50:00Pinasabi na nakapanood siya ng romansa ng elepante!
00:50:06Merry Christmas!
00:50:12At sapagat eh, alas dosi na!
00:50:15Sumatotal!
00:50:16Pasko!
00:50:17Pasko!
00:50:19Inaanyayahan ko kayo sa aking maharlikang tahanan!
00:50:23Sa tulad na sinasabi ng iba,
00:50:26Magpapasko sila sa mga na kanyang eh!
00:50:28Uy!
00:50:29Huwag kang magulo!
00:50:31Kurik ka siguro!
00:50:34Inaanyay ako ngayon doon sa aking tahanan!
00:50:37Doon tayo chichicha!
00:50:39Doon kayo magkainan!
00:50:42Ang aking iyahanda sa inyo,
00:50:44Ang pinakamasarap!
00:50:46Pinakamagaling!
00:50:47Walang kasingaling!
00:50:49Na lumpia!
00:50:50Woooo!
00:50:51Woooo!
00:50:51Woooo!
00:50:52Woooo!
00:50:52Woooo!
00:50:53Woooo!
00:50:57Magmasarap kaysa dyan sa lumpiang sariwang yan!
00:51:00Ano yun?
00:51:01Lumpiang!
00:51:02Ubod!
00:51:02Ubod ng tanda!
00:51:03Uy!
00:51:08Uy!
00:51:12Uy!
00:51:12Bukas!
00:51:15Uy!
00:51:15Hindi ba nakakahiya?
00:51:16Hindi naman tayo pinapasok eh!
00:51:18Uy!
00:51:18Uy!
00:51:19Uy!
00:51:21Uy!
00:51:22Uy!
00:51:23Uy!
00:51:24Uy!
00:51:25Uy!
00:51:28Uy!
00:51:29Ikaw ba eh?
00:51:30Handang-handaan ba talaga sa...
00:51:32Sasabihin mo?
00:51:35Eh...
00:51:35Ewan ko nga eh!
00:51:36Bahala na tol!
00:51:37Bahala na!
00:51:38Pero...
00:51:38Kaya ko yan!
00:51:39May dibdib ka pa!
00:51:42Meron!
00:51:42Kaya ko yan!
00:51:43Good luck!
00:51:44Okay!
00:51:47Kuya!
00:51:48Buti pa eh!
00:51:49Dito ka na lang!
00:51:50At baka masilipan mo na naman si Aling Belya!
00:51:55Eh!
00:51:57Naiisip ko lang!
00:51:58Kinigilabutan na pa!
00:52:01Sinayang mo nakapuesto na ako ron eh!
00:52:05Sayang naman oh!
00:52:06Hello!
00:52:07Hi!
00:52:07Hi!
00:52:08Hi Todd!
00:52:09Ay!
00:52:09Akin yan eh!
00:52:10Sorry eh!
00:52:11Hi Todd!
00:52:12Hi!
00:52:13Hi Ma!
00:52:14Hi!
00:52:15For you!
00:52:16Thank you!
00:52:18See the one!
00:52:19Merry Christmas na!
00:52:20Merry Christmas!
00:52:21So...
00:52:22Nauna na ako eh!
00:52:23Binigay mo kagad yung regalo mo ah!
00:52:25Bakit?
00:52:25Pwede ma maupo?
00:52:26Um...
00:52:27Sige po kayo!
00:52:29Dito nila!
00:52:31Dito nila!
00:52:31Dito nila!
00:52:31Sige!
00:52:33Ayaka sa akin!
00:52:34Buti pa ibigyan ko ng matinding ah!
00:52:37Speech!
00:52:39Ah!
00:52:39Maan!
00:52:41Eh!
00:52:41Bago ko ibigay ang regalo ko sa'yo!
00:52:44Gusto ko munang sabihin sa'yo na...
00:52:47Napakaganda mo talaga!
00:52:50Parang ah...
00:52:52Suman!
00:52:54Napakaputi mo!
00:52:55At ah...
00:52:56Napakasarap kainin!
00:52:57Eh eh!
00:53:01Binan...
00:53:01Ikaw naman ay ah...
00:53:03Kung siya ay ah...
00:53:05Parang suman...
00:53:06Ikaw naman ay miss tulang biko!
00:53:08Ay!
00:53:09Sa palindin ko!
00:53:10Bakit?
00:53:10Sarap ng biko!
00:53:11Oh!
00:53:12Parang suman din nyo pero yung ibabaw ko!
00:53:14Sana biko naman ito!
00:53:16Ano?
00:53:17Ipagpasensyaan mo na yan ah!
00:53:18Ito rin ah!
00:53:19Merry Christmas!
00:53:21I'm so sweet!
00:53:22I love you!
00:53:23Tola!
00:53:26Sabihin ko na ba ito?
00:53:28Oo!
00:53:29Eh...
00:53:30Sige!
00:53:31At abang ah...
00:53:32Dito lang kami naihiwaan!
00:53:35Ano yun?
00:53:36Ah...
00:53:37Tina!
00:53:37Alam mo kasi...
00:53:38Gusto ko lang sabihin sa'yo na...
00:53:42Stop!
00:54:00At yan ang nilalaman ang puso ko?
00:54:03Ano?
00:54:04Alam mo?
00:54:05Sorry nyo pero wala akong naiintindihan sa mga sinagay mo.
00:54:09Pero...
00:54:09Pero anyways...
00:54:10Isip kasi aeroplano ito eh!
00:54:12Magdaman!
00:54:15Hindi ayos lang yan!
00:54:16Oo nga pala!
00:54:17Kapait yan sa ating pastu eh!
00:54:19Oo!
00:54:20Ang yabang talaga nito!
00:54:22Ang yabang mo!
00:54:24Oy oy oy!
00:54:25Uncle!
00:54:25Ang mga sabi mo nandito yung dalawang pastu pa!
00:54:28Ah...
00:54:29Mamaya aakit ulit kami sa kwarto!
00:54:32Ah!
00:54:33Samantalayin na namin!
00:54:34Mawalang galang na sa inyo dalawang dakilang patay-guto!
00:54:39Katakot-takot na ipinalamon ko sa inyo!
00:54:44Lagkambubute-butete na kayo! Sumakit na mga tiyan ninyo!
00:54:47Isang bandihadong lumpia ang ipinalamon ko sa inyo!
00:54:51Diyad at nandito pa kayo!
00:54:54Kinakalkal pa ninyo yung tutong!
00:54:56Maawa naman kayo sa mga aso namin!
00:54:58Ang katapal na mukha ninyo dalawa!
00:55:00Punta-punto!
00:55:01Eh kahapon lang!
00:55:03Okay na okay kayo sa amin ah!
00:55:04Dahil Pasko!
00:55:05Kahapon lamang!
00:55:06That was yesterday!
00:55:09This is today!
00:55:11We're talking about today!
00:55:13Malista kayong dalawa!
00:55:16Malista kayo kasi pupunta kami sa inyo!
00:55:18Kuya!
00:55:19Kung ang nag-disapply yata yung efekto ng magic ko!
00:55:23Ang malik na sa dating niyang pagka-ayop!
00:55:27Si Dumpa ko!
00:55:29Ano mo na?
00:55:30Oh!
00:55:31Pinsahan!
00:55:32Pinsahan ako na!
00:55:34Alalayan mo!
00:55:35Alalayan mo!
00:55:37Aki awang awari ito sa dalawang ito eh!
00:55:39Parang ako yan ko!
00:55:40Gustong mag-skin ng tao!
00:55:42Pinsahan ako!
00:55:43Pinsahan ako!
00:55:43Sana isa kayo pito dalawa po eh!
00:55:45Ay!
00:55:46Sige na!
00:55:46Ano pa yan kayo naman tayo!
00:55:48O nga!
00:55:49Patsi!
00:55:50Patsi na!
00:55:50Pali lang po kami!
00:55:51Pinsahan di ka magbibigay galang sa dalawa mo!
00:55:54Salaw ko!
00:55:55Sinan ako pa!
00:55:56Pinsahan ako naman dito!
00:55:58Pinsahan ako!
00:55:58Kami suwa eh!
00:56:00Pinsahan!
00:56:00O nga!
00:56:01Pinsahan ako!
00:56:05Pinsahan ako!
00:56:12Ito!
00:56:13Huh?
00:56:16I can't wait for you.
00:56:19What's that?
00:56:22That's it.
00:56:25That's it.
00:56:26That's it.
00:56:26That's it.
00:56:26That's it.
00:56:27That's it.
00:56:28That's it.
00:56:50What's that?
00:56:51Yes, Berto.
00:56:53Isa kang dancer ng Bella and the Bell Star?
00:56:55Hindi, no?
00:56:57O'y isang genie.
00:57:02Genie?
00:57:04At kung mahal mo talaga ako, Berto,
00:57:04Genie?
00:57:06At kung mahal mo talaga ako, Berto,
00:57:09sasama ka sa akin sa...
00:57:12Himalanda.
00:57:13Sige.
00:57:15Sasama ako sa'yo.
00:57:17Tutal walang ako ginagawa dito, eh.
00:57:19Tampay lang ako.
00:57:21Ha?
00:57:26Tiyok ko na.
00:57:27Sasaw ka uli, eh.
00:57:28Mag gusto ko yan.
00:57:52O?
00:57:53O?
00:57:54O?
00:57:55O?
00:57:56O.
00:57:56O?
00:57:57O?
00:57:57Pagkat ang dami natin paat?
00:57:59O?
00:58:00Ayan, PEPI.
00:58:00Dalawan tayo.
00:58:00Di ako pa tampaanan na atin.
00:58:01O?
00:58:02O bakit manlo?
00:58:03O?
00:58:05Dino nga.
00:58:06May nakik shipping sa ating kagabi.
00:58:08O.
00:58:09What are you doing here?
00:58:11Wait!
00:58:12It's Aling Twitty!
00:58:13No!
00:58:14It's our Doña!
00:58:15It's not Aling Twitty!
00:58:17It's Ma'am Max!
00:58:19Ma'am Max!
00:58:20Aling Twitty!
00:58:21Excuse me!
00:58:23What are you doing here in our house?
00:58:26Wait!
00:58:27Wait!
00:58:30Wait!
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Why are you doing this?
00:58:35We're doing this for the evening!
00:58:37We're doing this!
00:58:39We're doing this!
00:58:40We're doing this!
00:58:41What are you doing here?
00:58:42Baxi!
00:58:43What?
00:58:44It's a romantic place!
00:58:45What?
00:58:46I feel like...
00:58:48First time!
00:58:50I'm sure!
00:58:51I'm enjoying it!
00:58:53I'm enjoying it!
00:58:54Wait!
00:58:54Wait!
00:58:55Wait!
00:58:56Wait!
00:58:57Wait!
00:59:10Wait!
00:59:16Wait!
00:59:17Wait!
00:59:19Wait!
00:59:19I'm glad!
00:59:20Wait!
00:59:21I haven't lost my car!
00:59:22people have a bellboy! Wait!
00:59:24Wait!
00:59:24Wait!
00:59:24It's not a bad thing.
00:59:26You're a bad thing.
00:59:28Why?
00:59:28I'm not a bad thing.
00:59:31You're not a bad thing.
00:59:34What's that?
00:59:41What's that?
00:59:42Santa Culaza?
00:59:44I don't know what's happening.
00:59:46Until now, I don't see anything.
00:59:51What's happening to Santa Culaza?
00:59:54Hi!
00:59:56Master Pot!
00:59:58Santa Culaza!
01:00:00Bakit kasama mo yan si Bertong Barombado?
01:00:02Excuse me, Prince Albert.
01:00:05Prince Albert?
01:00:06Ano eh pa?
01:00:07Parang galing England ang dating ha?
01:00:09Hindi, parang sastre.
01:00:11E, alam niyo mga ba?
01:00:14Ano ba nangyari?
01:00:15Eh, kasi pinagtapat ko sa kanya na genie ako.
01:00:18Eh, okay lang sa kanya.
01:00:19Sumama siya sa atin.
01:00:21Sa Himalanya.
01:00:21Ay, magbiting prinsipe siya.
01:00:23Pa, kita mo nga naman ano.
01:00:25Ha?
01:00:26Dito eh, patambay-tambay ka lang eh.
01:00:28Doon, naging prinsipe ka.
01:00:30Ano naman ang ginagawa mo doon bilang prinsipe?
01:00:33Ha?
01:00:34Wala ganaw.
01:00:35Patambay-tambay pa rin.
01:00:36Eh, kaya pala ganyan ang itsura mo.
01:00:38Ikaw naman, ba't ganyan ang itsura mo?
01:00:40Eh, kasi alam naman pa si Bertong.
01:00:42Ganitong gustong forma.
01:00:43Eh, ginaya ko na.
01:00:45Ayun.
01:00:46Eh, tayo na muna.
01:00:46Bakit siya nakaprinsipe?
01:00:49Eh, kasi sa Himalanya prinsipe siya.
01:00:51Di kailangan ka pa o prinsipe.
01:00:53Oo nga.
01:00:54Hmm.
01:00:54Tapos ba?
01:00:55O, ginaguloy niyo ako eh.
01:00:57E.
01:00:57O, parang.
01:00:59O, parang.
01:00:59O, parang.
01:00:59O, parang.
01:01:02O, parang.
01:01:03Nalo pena maging masaya kayo lagi eh.
01:01:06Alam niya at bagay na bagay sila.
01:01:07Kailangan gusto lang samin sabihin kung tuwan-tuwa kami natal aduluyang kayo.
01:01:12Dahil bagay na bagay kayo.
01:01:13Parang, parang ano'yto eh.
01:01:16Sharon Gabby sa da't eh?
01:01:17Hindi, parang ano eh, parang William ah Marycelle eh.
01:01:21Hindi, parang, parang Albert...
01:01:24Yes!!!
01:01:24Matias!
01:01:25mattia!
01:01:25Albert Maricelle!
01:01:27Al, ay, maki nanduli eh.
01:01:27Ano?
01:01:28Hindi, parang ano eh.
01:01:31Richard Snokey.
01:01:32Why did you do that?
01:01:34Let me go, let me go, let me go.
01:01:35Let me go, Princess Jean.
01:01:39How are you?
01:01:40Ah, the truth.
01:01:41But it's okay.
01:01:42I'll do it.
01:01:43I'll do it.
01:01:51What's up?
01:01:53I'll ask why they didn't click the Richard Snooki.
01:01:57Of course, because I'm a partner.
01:02:00What's up, Nef?
01:02:00Si Snooki?
01:02:01Si Tom Bauta.
01:02:08Alam ko na kung ba't sila nagmamadali?
01:02:10Si Prince, manonood pa ng balita sa Trece.
01:02:16Ibang klase itong Paskong naranasan natin.
01:02:20Opo, pero hindi ko parang nakikita si Santa Claus.
01:02:27Problema ba naman yun?
01:02:28Alam mo, Goyo, kanina nga na magic mo na yung mga carolings, yung mga nagka-carolers.
01:02:34Eh bakit hindi mo na lang i-magic na dalin mo dito si Santa Claus?
01:02:38Yan, tama!
01:02:40Oo nga po.
01:02:41Pero ano na nga po yung litsura niya?
01:02:46Santa Claus.
01:02:47Ano yan, nakapulang terno.
01:02:50Tapos may ano, may balbas.
01:02:52Tapos yung sinturo niya, malaking itim.
01:02:55Tapos may daladala siya.
01:02:57Ah, yun, yun.
01:02:58Ah, gano'n na po.
01:02:59Kali, gusto ko rin siya makilangin.
01:03:00Oo, oo.
01:03:10Eh, Santa!
01:03:13What's doing?
01:03:15Santa!
01:03:15Ah, bakit?
01:03:16Hindi naman si Santa yan eh.
01:03:17Eh, sino yan?
01:03:18Si Santa Nats yan eh.
01:03:20Oo, oo, oo.
01:03:22Papatayin ko kayo!
01:03:24Oo, oo.
01:03:26Oh, oo.
01:03:27Oh, oo.