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Kramer rescues the discarded set of The Merv Griffin Show from a dumpster and rebuilds it in his apartment, complete with guests, interviews and the firm belief that he’s now hosting an actual daytime talk show.

Jerry takes the guest chair and casually admits he’s been drugging Celia so he can play with her vintage toy collection. Even Kramer has standards: “What you do with your personal life is your business, but when you’re on my set, you clean it up, mister!”

Only on Seinfeld could a dumpster television set turn Kramer into a talk show host who suddenly feels qualified to lecture Jerry about appropriate behavior.

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00:00Harry, uh, what's going on with you? I understand there's a young lady in your life, hmm?
00:04Well, actually, it's kind of a funny story, because she has this amazing toy collection,
00:08and last night I finally got to play with them.
00:10Well, sounds like things are progressing. Do I hear wedding bellas?
00:15Are you married right now?
00:16No.
00:17Actually, she doesn't even know about the toys. I gave her the wrong kind of medicine, and I guess she
00:22passed out.
00:23What do you mean, wrong kind of medicine?
00:25She's even got that old Mattel football game that we love.
00:28Oh, come on. You've got to get me over there.
00:29Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:31You mean to say that you drugged a woman so you could take advantage of her toys?
00:35Let's close a moment.
00:41Jerry, now what you do with your personal life is your business, but when you're on my set, you clean
00:46it up, mister.
00:47I told you he was a risk.
00:49Oh, like he's not just carrying you, and has been for years.
00:52Yeah, well, you'll follow me, but that story stunk worse than these chairs.
00:56Smile, everyone.
00:57We're back.
00:58I'm sorry.
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