00:00A $40 million Hollywood lead demoted overnight to an unpaid student thesis.
00:04Do I care? Not a bit.
00:05I love acting, and I respect every single role I take.
00:09You spent $4,000 out of Pickett for an unpaid student film.
00:12Just tell me, am I gorgeous or am I gorgeous?
00:18Hey, you. On the tape. Let me check the bounce.
00:26Chad! Dude, you look huge!
00:28Thanks for doing this, man. You're a legend.
00:29Yeah, I know.
00:36Lucky day, sweetheart. You got me as your leading man.
00:39Those come with a roll?
00:41Brought my own.
00:42Of course you did.
00:43Bride of Dracula, scene four, take one. Action!
00:47If darkness is your domain, drag me into the shadows.
00:50Your soul belongs to me now, sweet meat.
00:54Cut! Cut! Sorry, sorry, I forgot cinematic mode. It was still on photo.
01:00Take two?
01:01Take two! Focus on the tragic romance. Action!
01:05Your soul belongs to me now, sweet meat.
01:11Cut! Cut! Sweet meat needs more gothic dread. You sound like you're ordering Arby's. More Bram Staker, less frat boy.
01:17Are you kidding me? The mood was peaking! I was in the zone! You're killing my process!
01:22Okay, take three.
01:25Of course.
01:27Jim at five.
01:29Take three!
01:33What are you thinking to the guy?
01:39Cut!
01:41Who the hell are you? You stand in the corner like some weird vampire butler, now you think you can
01:45direct?
01:46What gives you the right to say cut?
01:48The same right as anyone forced to watch a rabid swine perform.
01:51Say that again, pretty boy, and I'll break your-
01:56Are you freaking kidding me?
01:58I'm done with this crap!
01:59Chad, wait! We only need one more take!
02:01Nope! I quit!
02:02Chad, find another Dracula!
02:04What am I supposed to do now?
02:05This is a student project, nothing commercial?
02:07No, USC thesis film, student project only.
02:09I'll do it.
02:10What?
02:10I'll play Dracula.
02:11Okay, we have another pair of teeth.
02:13No need.
02:15Holy shit, those are incredible. Who did your teeth?
02:17I did.
02:18Everybody stand by! Lights, camera, everybody ready!
02:22Everybody stand by!
02:23Those don't look fake.
02:27Let's see how fake you are.
02:30And action!
02:37If your kiss takes my soul, will you keep me forever?
02:50Forever.
02:51In 20 days, my body turns to stone for a hundred years.
02:5720 days?
02:58Cut!
02:59Don't move! Don't move! Keep rolling!
03:01This is absolute gold!
03:0320 days?
03:05And then you're just... gone?
03:07For a hundred years?
03:09Yes.
03:10Why didn't you tell me?
03:11Because I didn't expect you to matter.
03:14Then you did.
03:15More than I planned.
03:32Miranda, this actually breaks my heart.
03:34Alex just launched my new label.
03:36We need a villain.
03:37A real role.
03:38I can get you an audition.
03:39Evelyn, when I was leading movies, you were bringing coffee to my tailor.
03:43And that dress?
03:44It still remembers me.
03:47Shut it down.
03:50What is this?
03:51Unauthorized use of stage nine.
03:52Unregistered production.
03:53The footage stays here.
03:54Your school gets the report.
03:55My thesis.
03:58Alex.
03:59Come after me.
04:00They're students.
04:01Act like your billions bought you some class.
04:04Take the phone.
04:08Don't.
04:22Keep the footage.
04:24Interesting.
04:24Maybe the rumors aren't rumors.
04:30Oh, thank God.
04:32You okay?
04:33Don't listen to them.
04:34None of that matters.
04:35I don't care about them.
04:36I care about you.
04:37Tell me the truth.
04:38Do you really only have 20 days?
04:40Miranda.
04:40Not now.
04:42We'll talk later.
04:42Don't make me wait a hundred years.
