00:1110 hours.
00:12I need wood.
00:14A lot of it.
00:27Store.
00:45Yes, recover.
00:52Oh, I am going to own this place.
01:02What I wouldn't give for a spicy double cheeseburger right now.
01:18I just need a few more logs to survive the night after the upgrade.
01:30Damn it.
01:40Back to basics.
01:42Come on, Riley.
01:43Eight more.
01:59Congratulations to player spicy burger for being the first to achieve level 2 shelter.
02:06Rewards have been distributed.
02:12Pathetic.
02:13You have muscles to flex but not to chop wood?
02:16Open.
02:22Strength.
02:23Eleven.
02:24Average adult female baseline is six to seven.
02:28You are officially stronger than most now.
02:30Oh, I like this.
02:32Double the consumption?
02:34You've got to be kidding me.
02:36An outhouse.
02:38Going to the bathroom in a blizzard is a nightmare.
02:42I deserve a toilet.
02:44But first, I need more wood.
02:51Fourty-two?
02:52That's six per tree instead of five!
02:55Hahaha!
02:57The wrist guard increases the wield, too!
03:03Field out, house.
03:05Confirm.
03:12No water source detected.
03:17Unbelievable.
03:26It's like buying a brand new sports car, only to find out the engine is sold separately.
03:31Another five scrap steel?
03:34And sealant?
03:36I just spent every piece of metal I had.
03:42Wood is losing value.
03:44Everyone can chop.
03:46But real, hot food?
03:48That's gold.
03:54Deal.
04:03Time to get civilized.
04:12Level two.
04:14Camp water storage and a heating system.
04:17Operational.
04:29Oh, yes.
04:30Congratulations to player Spicy Bogger for unlocking hidden achievement.
04:35First, civilized person.
04:37Seriously?
04:46No laundry.
04:48Now that is a real reward.
04:50High precision electric cutting tool.
04:52Detected.
04:53Bind to basic workbench.
04:56Yes.
04:57Bind it.
05:02It actually works.
05:04If I can bind this, what about the others?
05:09Let's build a real workshop.
05:19Now we're talking.
05:20Welcome to the industrial age.
05:24What the hell was that?
05:29Warning.
05:30Player Spicy Burger has forcibly bound full industrial grade tool set at Shelter Elv 2.
05:35Critical error.
05:36Tech tree logic conflict detected.
05:39System reconfiguring.
05:41Three.
05:41Two.
05:42One.
05:43Reconfiguration complete.
05:45Congratulations.
05:46You have triggered a logic loophole and unlocked the hidden achievement.
05:49Master artisan soul.
05:51Special reward.
05:52Cross tier deployment.
05:53Intermediate mechanical workshop.
05:55A level five building?
05:56System you just played yourself.
06:03AIR it's real?
06:07I three.
06:07Two.
06:15CDADIUS
06:17Are Hello?
06:17How could I-
06:24Do you need a mental rap button?
06:28Intermediate Mechanical Workshop offline. Power, zero. Manual over-road, active. Precision level, terrifying.
06:47Even without electricity, I can build an empire with this.
06:55Server status, day three. Current online players, 4,512, 10,000.
07:04More than half. Gone in just two nights.
07:17Time to stop playing house. I need to see what's out there.
07:28Scrap Steel X1, wood three.
07:40Crafting complete. Steel-tipped spear, uncommined.
07:44Crafting complete. Crude wooden sled.
07:56Nothing. Just ice and death.
07:59Where are these supply crates?
08:01Everyone is talking about?
08:29Opening wilderness supply crate.
08:35Empty? No. It's bait.
08:47Who's there? Show yourself.
09:01A deer.
09:04That's fresh meat.
09:08You are not getting away.
09:10I don't know.
09:14I don't know.
09:23I don't know.
09:31I don't know.
09:44Are you kidding me?
09:46It took my best axe.
10:16An elf?
10:18A beast girl?
10:21Look, kid.
10:24That's my deer.
10:26And that's my axe.
10:33I just want my tool back.
11:01An illusion?
11:04You're not a bear, sweetie.
11:07Axe.
11:08Mine.
11:09I take it.
11:11I leave.
11:21Iron Axe recovered.
11:28All yours.
11:39Healing magic?
11:41A druid?
11:42A druid?
11:47A druid?
12:02Great.
12:03Now I feel like a bully.
12:10Here.
12:11Eat.
12:12Eat.
12:19See?
12:20Not poison.
12:22Just tastes like cardboard.
12:31Yeah, you like that sawdust, don't you?
12:36Okay, okay.
12:38Message received.
12:40Keep the deer.
12:41I'm leaving.
12:47What is that?
12:50Well, look at that.
12:53The kid left a tip.
12:59Holy!
13:01That is pure battery acid.
13:06No wonder she thought my dry bread was a Michelin star meal.
13:31No wonder she thought my dry bread was a Michelin star meal.
13:51No wonder she thought my dry bread was a good man.
14:01DM offers
14:06That should keep me alive for two weeks
14:16Six days
14:18Six whole days of searching the Waifeland and not a single random loot crate
14:23My luck is actually cursed
14:25System prompt detected player spicy burger has spent over 20 hours exploring the wild for five consecutive days
14:31Without opening a single random supply crate system prompt that is statistically improbable levels of bad luck
14:36It is harder than finding a legendary item
14:40Congratulations player you have unlocked the hidden title unlucky fool unique
14:46Are you kidding me?
14:48You're mocking me
14:56Unlucky fool
15:00Zero percent you slap me in the face and then hand me a giant candy bar
15:18Oh my god
15:31Perfect now let's build a fortress
15:40Confirm
15:57Electricity
15:59Just wait until I get the materials
16:12Ghouls
16:13The system wasn't joking about needing fences
16:15Waka!
16:17Waka!
16:21Waka!
16:22Waka!
16:23Waka!
16:24Waka!
16:24Waka!
16:25Waka!
16:30Waka!
16:31Run!
16:45Guess those bread handouts meant something
16:48Waka!
16:57Let's go.
17:18Let's go.
17:57Let's go.
18:02Let's go.
18:03Sleep here tonight.
18:16You are the cutest thing I have ever seen.
18:19Meow.
18:25Meow.
18:30Whoa.
18:32Easy there.
18:33You didn't have to change back.
18:36All right, my little wildcat, let's sleep.
18:59I'm spicy burger.
19:01If you're desperate for weapons, check the trading market.
19:04Grab them while they're up.
19:13Can you craft these?
19:15I have mats.
19:17I can make them.
19:18You supply all materials, plus 20% fee.
19:33Niko, I'm going to call you Niko.
19:36Sound good?
19:37Niko?
19:38Very broad.
19:40It's good.
19:41G-O-O-D.
19:42Not broad.
19:44Good.
19:45Niko, good.
19:47Close enough.
19:48I need a hoe.
19:50I need a hoe.
20:16I need a hoe.
20:16Little.
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