00:00And it's Briscoe and A's wrapping up NFL season week one. Just a brief observation. It's really
00:06good to have working needs. Girl, who are you telling? And especially good if you're an NFL
00:10quarterback. Look, if I see a rookie, I might also go for it. It's fourth and one. But you
00:16don't know about big citrus yet. But you do know. Big citrus. If you were going to be a fruit,
00:22what would it be? Big citrus? No, a fruit? It sounds menacing in this context.
00:30It's not, though. A turnip. Turnip's not a fruit. Zucchini. Here's America. So, Briscoe, as you
00:38know, you've worked enough. I do like to leave the house smelling nice. I was really concerned
00:45where this was going to go. Did you? I didn't. How would I know that about you? Because we
00:48work together. But one thing I do not do is put on cologne in the manner and in the volume
00:55of Jameis Winston. Sir, because you're not Jameis Winston. Do you see?
01:00How many sprays this man is applying to all parts of his body? Then he hits. Let's re-rack
01:06that. He hits the wrist. Yep. Does he? Back to the neck and around. He's just. That's
01:13not what. Here we go. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. That's
01:20at least ten. What if it's like CK1 old school like from the 90s? It is Briscoe knees back
01:26in the house. Ninety-nine problems back in the Bronx. What Aaron Judge is saying about
01:30his latest injury. Plus, high expectations or just expecting decency? And vroom, vroom.
01:36So you're saying there's a chance? No. Think again. SportsCenter starts right now. There's
01:40no chance. See, I'm not a professional translator, but what I'm hearing is that the Chiefs have
01:46no issues with their identity. But what about Green Bay after, I don't know, squandering
01:51another second half lead? Or Dallas after the continuation of their defensive issues? Or
01:56Cleveland because they're Cleveland. It is easy to have an identity when you win. It's a little
02:02harder when all you have is an L. Cheers, everyone. It's time for Last Call. Okay, do
02:08you know the backstory of that here? I remember now when I hear it. All right, so that is Matt
02:13Ford, long time in arena announcer for the 76ers, who had announced he was retiring at the end
02:22of last season. Yes. Then LeBron signed with the team, and he did that little thing on the
02:26radio just so that he could, like, get it out of his system. Guess what? It's not out of
02:31the system. Bring it back. It's going to be in the arena because he's coming back. I mean,
02:35I get it. Like, you get a chance to have LeBron on your team for a season. You get LeBron,
02:41but you get that entire roster and then the potential. Jalen Brown. Like, you've been around
02:45the sport that long. I'll say this. When I retire, there is no unretire. Best belief.
03:04You get whatever type of person, maybe you're getting guaranteed about, whether youla how- please
03:12do. I can 120 haree. We'll reach a diversify then. And I think what's that way?
03:15Well, it when you go world- Death is like, you can... No, God.
03:18It's cut over and we're paying察 in all the kind of sectors to wake up as hell.
03:20I understand you do. I think you talk a little bit about it. If you do think you do,
03:21when you combine, you do find that moment. It's a funny story. One thing I've got a lot of
