00:04Are you okay?
00:06Where are they from?
00:07Do they come in peace?
00:10I'm telling you, I can use my power to end animal cruelty tomorrow.
00:13You just need to have this little guy there dab dancing behind you at tomorrow's press conference.
00:18We aren't doing that!
00:22It works!
00:23I've ended poverty, inequality, perhaps even bribe itself.
00:31God abandoned reality, the past is all we have!
00:34That's where I invented time travel to send your orders to my past self so I can find them in
00:38history and sell them to you at a discount!
00:40What makes men do what they do?
00:43Sacrifice your infants to the chicken guns!
00:46I had an infant I didn't want anyway.
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