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00:00:30Why are you shouting, fatso?
00:00:31One day you'll explode from screaming.
00:00:34Ah!
00:00:35Rifki, you seem to have caught a cold lately.
00:00:37Son, we ask you for tea, and you bring us buttermilk.
00:00:40Are you in love?
00:00:41Of course he's in love!
00:00:43Our sister, our darling, is burning with passion.
00:00:48Isn't it obvious from the smell that it's burning?
00:00:50If you ever put a rose in your mouth, I'll pierce your tongue and wear it as an earring in your ears.
00:00:54Maniacs!
00:00:55You're the one who's crazy.
00:00:57You ask for ayran (a Turkish yogurt drink), but you get upset when they bring you tea.
00:01:00From now on, I will have you write down everything you want and sign it.
00:01:04Drink your sodas!
00:01:06Brother Rifki!
00:01:08Can you come here for a minute, Rifki abi?
00:01:13My sister is waiting for you at the end of the street.
00:01:16He said, "Come quickly."
00:01:18I'll leave quickly.
00:01:20If Rifki doesn't one day burn with love and return to Mars like me, then shame on me!
00:01:25Hahaha!
00:01:27That's truly outrageous!
00:01:28Haaah!
00:01:29Haaah!
00:01:29Walk!
00:01:50How are you, Rose?
00:01:51Did you find a house, Rifki?
00:01:53I couldn't find a rose.
00:01:55Didn't you say you'd find it within a week?
00:01:57Okay, let's say we got married.
00:01:59Where will we sit?
00:02:01In the street, in the forest, or in the park?
00:02:04Let's sit down too.
00:02:05What? Are you going to live with your wife's family?
00:02:08Once you become a groom, you're the same inside and out.
00:02:12Get this into your head.
00:02:13My mother won't let you marry someone else.
00:02:15Your father will buy it.
00:02:16My father never buys them.
00:02:18Look, Rifki, I want to have my own house.
00:02:22I'd be happy with even a single room.
00:02:24You agree, but the rents don't.
00:02:26You have ten days, Rifki.
00:02:28Either you find a house, or this marriage is over.
00:02:31Don't call me until you've found a place to live.
00:02:33Goodbye.
00:02:43If we can't find a house, my wife will run away.
00:02:47One hundred thousand lira per month.
00:02:50I'll take a year's salary in advance.
00:02:52Deposit per five hundred thousand.
00:02:53The amount of money I will give right now is one million seven hundred thousand.
00:02:57Brother, I think you misunderstood.
00:02:59I'm not buying a house.
00:03:01I'm looking to rent.
00:03:02What are we doing?
00:03:03We are renting out the house.
00:03:05Give one million seven hundred thousand, and you can enter the house.
00:03:07I can't go in right away.
00:03:09Keep the house empty.
00:03:10I'll come back in twenty years and rent this house.
00:03:13You must be crazy.
00:03:15That's close too.
00:03:17If I talk to one or two more landlords like you,
00:03:20I wouldn't just be crazy, I'd be completely insane.
00:03:31If it suits you, brother, the rent for my house is two hundred and fifty thousand lira.
00:03:36Okay, the rent is reasonable.
00:03:38There was one part of the house I was curious about, but couldn't see.
00:03:42Isn't there a place like a stable or something?
00:03:44Or are you thinking of keeping pets in this beautiful house?
00:03:47No, I don't think so.
00:03:49I wonder, where will the cow that rented this house at this price sleep?
00:03:55Gee!
00:03:57How much is the rent?
00:03:59Fifty thousand.
00:04:00I'm a poor man, can't you sell it for thirty?
00:04:03I'm going to get married, I'm going to start a family, sister.
00:04:06Okay, I love you.
00:04:09You seem like a decent person.
00:04:10I sold it for thirty.
00:04:21Here you go, one million eight hundred thousand in advance for one month, or in dollars if you prefer.
00:04:27But the pain is unbearable, this house is empty, where will you sleep?
00:04:31No, I'm not interested, I'll sleep anywhere.
00:04:34I'm sorry son, I gave it to the pilgrim.
00:04:37But you promised me.
00:04:40Money can buy any word, son!
00:04:43Enjoy your meal.
00:04:44Damn, you guys haven't left a single rental house in the whole country!
00:04:47I'll go and look for a rental house in Saudi Arabia too.
00:04:56I wouldn't rent a house to such a slovenly man.
00:04:58Come on, press it!
00:05:00Hey, look at yourself!
00:05:03Amazing!
00:05:04I've never met a landlord like this before.
00:05:07He rents his house based on the man's clothes, not his character.
00:05:09Oh my God, no!
00:05:17Here you go!
00:05:19Here, I'm looking for an empty house.
00:05:22I've come to the right place.
00:05:24There are tons of empty houses.
00:05:26For example, a second floor by the sea.
00:05:29You watch the moonlight in the evening, you drink raki on your balcony.
00:05:33The rent is affordable for everyone.
00:05:36No upfront payment, no deposit.
00:05:38Oh, how beautiful!
00:05:40One and a half million liras a month.
00:05:42You don't drink on that house's balcony, you just defecate in it.
00:05:46Isn't there a cheaper option?
00:05:48It exists, but it's very far from the sea.
00:05:50Let it be!
00:05:51Three hundred thousand lira per month.
00:05:54Are you trying to drive me crazy?
00:05:56Isn't there a cheaper option?
00:05:57I'm looking for something cheap, really cheap.
00:05:59Yes!
00:06:00Twenty-five thousand lira per month.
00:06:01Aha, that's great!
00:06:02Where is it?
00:06:04In Siirt!
00:06:04I got it!
00:06:06Where did he say that?
00:06:08In Siirt!
00:06:09Are you kidding me?
00:06:11Ha, Siirt!
00:06:12Ha!
00:06:12Are we going to leave our homes here and go to Siirt?
00:06:15Ha!
00:06:16Let me sit you down!
00:06:27Shhh!
00:06:27Rufku is coming!
00:06:37Hello!
00:06:54Rifki still hasn't found a house, it seems, look!
00:06:56Her face was extremely grumpy.
00:06:58Let's do this guy a favor.
00:07:00Otherwise, she'll go crazy wanting a house.
00:07:01Are we going to look for a house?
00:07:03Rifki was exhausted from searching.
00:07:05He couldn't find a house at a reasonable price.
00:07:07Let's do something else.
00:07:09Let's just save Rifki from going crazy.
00:07:12Let's buy a house then.
00:07:14With what money?
00:07:15Then let's build a house.
00:07:17Is it that easy? We said, let's do it.
00:07:19Where? Is there any land left around here?
00:07:22Okay, we found the plot of land.
00:07:23Do we have any money?
00:07:24Let's build a one-room cabin in the woods.
00:07:27Where can we find Marzemi?
00:07:29From the destroyers.
00:07:29Look, this is what happened.
00:07:31Let's get started right away.
00:07:32Come on.
00:07:53Open your eyes!
00:07:56This is your home!
00:08:02Is this the house?
00:08:03Yes, this is our home.
00:08:04Doesn't it look great?
00:08:06Come with me.
00:08:18Did you see that, Gül?
00:08:19Doesn't it look beautiful?
00:08:48Doesn't it look beautiful?
00:08:49It was destroyed.
00:08:50Are you kidding me?
00:08:52I am going.
00:08:53If you can't find a place to live, don't come to me at all.
00:09:05Who the hell built this house?
00:09:08Okay?
00:09:09Okay?
00:09:10Okay?
00:09:11Please don't do that to me.
00:09:12Buy plenty!
00:09:12Be!
00:09:42Come on, come on, I'm coming, come on.
00:09:44Let's look at the teas now!
00:09:47Take it, take it!
00:09:47Take it, take it! Put down the tea, put down the tea!
00:09:50Get some food, and feed me a ball of it!
00:09:52Oh, my dear!
00:09:53Oh, that was nice!
00:09:55Oh, my dear!
00:09:56Look, that's good, absolutely zero!
00:09:58Blink, blink, blink!
00:10:43We couldn't find it!
00:10:44Then call!
00:10:47Are you Adil? What are you doing?
00:10:49Let go of me, are you Adil?
00:10:50Let me go, I'm telling you, let me go, or things will get bad!
00:10:52Let go of me, ugh!
00:10:54Oh no!
00:10:56Oh no!
00:10:59Come on kids!
00:11:02Everyone knows their team, right?
00:11:03Take your seats!
00:11:05Perky!
00:11:05Come on!
00:11:06Come on!
00:11:10Uncle Celal, Uncle Celal!
00:11:12Thugs are beating up the neighborhood, help!
00:11:14Hey, think about the neighborhood!
00:11:17The honor of the neighborhood, the neighborhood's...
00:11:19...We'll punish anyone who touches a hair on the head of this neighborhood like they're washing laundry!
00:11:22Aaaa!
00:11:22Then we hang it up to dry!
00:11:25My name is Finish, I'll tear it apart and sew it back together, oh dear!
00:11:28We've been wanting a fight for a long time, it seems today's the day!
00:11:30Yes, today is the day!
00:11:34Push it, push it!
00:11:36Come on, son, give me the signal!
00:11:40Penalty!
00:11:42If this is a penalty, then I'm a son of a bitch!
00:11:44Damn, you already are like that!
00:11:45Son, since the referee said it's a penalty, it's a penalty, understand?
00:11:49I'd curse that referee!
00:11:51Watch your mouth!
00:11:52Shut up!
00:12:01Ugh!
00:12:07Heeeet!
00:12:09Look here, you guys!
00:12:39Ass!
00:12:41Ass!
00:12:43Ass!
00:12:44Ass!
00:12:45Ass!
00:12:47Ass!
00:12:59Hey!
00:13:00Where did you rain it?
00:13:03Damn.
00:13:05Damn!
00:13:08It!
00:13:11Yay!
00:13:13Yaaaa!
00:13:25Come on.
00:13:31Are you going to beat us?
00:13:33Who said that?
00:13:34For heaven's sake, who said that?
00:13:40Oh man, oh man!
00:13:42If we don't get revenge on these bastards, I'll die of grief!
00:13:45Start making funeral arrangements now.
00:13:49We can't cope with them.
00:13:50We'll get out, of course!
00:13:52How the hell do you think we're going to cope with this, Fatty?
00:13:55You'll have to unleash our Tarzan Rifki on them...
00:13:59...They will regret the day they were born.
00:14:01Damn, I'll squeeze that maniac...
00:14:03...They drink it calling it Hamidiye water.
00:14:06What difference does it make if that cow is Tarzan from head to toe?
00:14:08So, apparently, his name is Tarzan Rifki.
00:14:10Come on, come on!
00:14:11You damn idiot!
00:14:13Don't underestimate Tarzan Rıfkı!
00:14:14Once he gets hooked on something, it's hard to get him to leave.
00:14:18Even a tick would seem like glue compared to Tarzan Rifki.
00:14:21Honestly, you don't have as much sense as our Tarzan.
00:14:23Our Tarzan is a skinny weight class.
00:14:25If you blow on it, it will find itself in the heart of Africa.
00:14:28Then there are the rich kids.
00:14:30They're all like well-fed calves.
00:14:32When they hit us, it felt like we'd been struck by a steamroller.
00:14:35Think of another solution.
00:14:37Our Tarzan Rıfkı has a peculiar quality.
00:14:39As Fatso said, that rascal never gives up.
00:14:42Even when he gets beaten up, he keeps going after them.
00:14:44Damn, that's right!
00:14:46Remember Salih the boxer?
00:14:47He couldn't handle beating up our Tarzan and had gone crazy.
00:14:51Did you forget?
00:14:52He would beat Rifki ten times a day.
00:14:55Rifki still stood his ground.
00:14:56Salih eventually lost his mind and ended up in a mental asylum.
00:14:59How could I not remember?
00:15:00I can picture the boxer Salih in my mind.
00:15:03Our Tarzan, who drives a guy like Salih crazy, will send these sons of bitches to an asylum in no time.
00:15:11Long live Fatty!
00:15:12Let's go find Tarzan in the jungle!
00:15:14I'm not the only one coming!
00:15:16From where?
00:15:16Why would that happen?
00:15:18I sold him a rope the other day, and it broke while he was swinging on it.
00:15:21He chases me wherever he sees me.
00:15:23I gave him a new rope and we made up.
00:15:24If the one I gave him breaks again, he'll really give me hell this time.
00:15:28Fatso was a spoilsport, otherwise I'd give him a piece of my mind.
00:15:32Leave me alone, are you going to have Tarzan killed?
00:15:35Come on, let's go!
00:15:36Where is this cucumber?
00:15:38Last time we found it stuck in a tree.
00:15:41If we hadn't come, we would have been in big trouble.
00:15:43Do you want us to find it in the same state as a lightbulb again?
00:15:45Fatso, you understand his language.
00:15:48Just give him a call and he'll come.
00:15:51Nifki!
00:15:53Aaaaaa!
00:15:54Nifki!
00:15:55Nifki!
00:15:58Nifki!
00:16:05Nifki!
00:16:08Nifki!
00:16:08Nifki!
00:16:09Nifki!
00:16:12Nifki!
00:16:14Nifki!
00:16:16Nifki!
00:16:19Nifki!
00:16:23Nifki!
00:16:24...Will you break away?
00:16:27Aaaahhh!
00:16:33Aaaahhh!
00:16:37Aaaahhh!
00:16:40It's gone!
00:16:41Aaahh!
00:16:43Allah!
00:16:44Ah, aaahhh!
00:16:47Oh, let me go! Let go, let me go!
00:16:49Let go!
00:16:53Leave me alone, let this Rifku die this time!
00:16:55Don't be afraid, we're here, we won't let them do anything to you!
00:16:57Damn fatso!
00:16:58Let go! Let go of me! Let go! Let go!
00:17:01Damn fatso!
00:17:02Every piece of yarn you sell breaks!
00:17:04I keep falling on my bottom and I can't sit up anymore!
00:17:06I'm going to kill you now, you bastard!
00:17:08Stop, I told you to stop!
00:17:10Would a fat guy willingly sell you a rotten one? It's a matter of chance!
00:17:13It seems you always encounter rotten apples!
00:17:15Hey, are you his lawyer?
00:17:16Hey Fatty, if another piece of rope I give you breaks, then you're on fire!
00:17:21You got burned, and your mother got burned too!
00:17:23Is it ok?
00:17:24Should I kill you, you bastard?
00:17:25Stop, that's enough!
00:17:27Damn, just because we called him Tarzan, this idiot actually thinks he's Tarzan!
00:17:32When Tarzan roars, lions, tigers, and elephants come!
00:17:37Go ahead and shout too!
00:17:39Let's see who's coming!
00:17:41Go ahead and shout, then I'll know you're Tarzan!
00:17:48Come on, answer me!
00:17:49Hey Hayato, what would a lion be doing in the Belgrade forest?
00:17:52Even the real Tarzan would lose his temper if he shouted!
00:17:54Why would our Rifki shout?
00:17:56He claims to be Tarzan!
00:17:58The real Tarzan would bring down lions here!
00:18:00You damn fat idiot!
00:18:02If Rifki blows up the building, lions will rain down here like a storm!
00:18:05What looting?!
00:18:06We're the ones who turned this idiot into this mess by constantly telling him he's Tarzan!
00:18:10That's enough!
00:18:11Enough!
00:18:12Come on, shout, Rifki!
00:18:14Shout and let the lions rain down here like a storm!
00:18:19Of course it will rain!
00:18:20I believe it will rain!
00:18:24I believe it too!
00:18:28It will rain, but it's not the right time!
00:18:32Yes, this is not the time!
00:18:34Damn you all!
00:18:35It wasn't the right time!
00:18:36Damn, you guys are such slippery bastards!
00:18:39Look at me!
00:18:40Damn, stop the flattery!
00:18:41You've started saying "God willing" to prayers that won't be answered!
00:18:45You know the lions aren't coming, but...
00:18:47...You're supporting this cucumber for your own benefit!
00:18:50Shut up, fatso!
00:18:52Why would I stay silent?!
00:18:53I was being stubborn!
00:18:55I want to see those lions!
00:18:57Let's see how much our Tarzan weighs!
00:18:59Damn fatso!
00:19:01You'll wet your pants when you see a lion, I swear!
00:19:04I'm willing to let it slip!
00:19:06But what if the lions don't come...?
00:19:08...It will be revealed what a terrifying Tarzan you are!
00:19:10Go ahead and shout!
00:19:11Shout, shout!
00:19:12Don't mind Fatso, Rifki!
00:19:14He doesn't know what he's talking about!
00:19:15Rifki is the biggest Tarzan in the world!
00:19:18Look at this!
00:19:19Where are all these Tarzans?
00:19:21I'll devour your swagger!
00:19:24Look at Tarzan!
00:19:26He's in line!
00:19:27Damn fatso!
00:19:28The sin is off my shoulders!
00:19:30I'll make you wet your pants so you'll learn your lesson!
00:19:32Never mind, Rifki!
00:19:34You know what a jerk Fatso is!
00:19:36I know how awful it is, but...
00:19:38...he's asking for it, what can I do?
00:19:40Rifki!
00:19:41Don't summon a lion!
00:19:42I'm scared!
00:19:43Please don't call!
00:19:44Please!
00:19:44I'm so scared!
00:19:45Victim!
00:19:46Fat!
00:19:47Pray for the end!
00:19:49He's afraid of seeing lions!
00:19:51Otherwise, you would have been buried up to your neck in filth!
00:19:54Hehehe!
00:19:54Rifki!
00:19:55Rifki!
00:19:56They know you wouldn't do anything wrong, so they're protecting you to prevent you from making a fool of yourself!
00:20:01My son!
00:20:01Even if you shouted until morning, not even a worm, let alone a lion, would come!
00:20:07Hey fatty, you'll see now!
00:20:15Come here, lion!
00:20:17Please!
00:20:19Please!
00:20:20Please!
00:20:21You've ruined our whole plan!
00:20:23When I get to the neighborhood, I'm going to poke your head in five places!
00:20:25A bloated blog.
00:20:30O거를 Batman!
00:20:46Get out!
00:20:47Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:52Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:54Ha ha ha ha!
00:20:55Rufka, we're standing up to the lion!
00:20:58Ha ha ha!
00:21:17Fatso, did you see that?
00:21:19Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:26Hey Fatty, come here!
00:21:41Gokhano!
00:21:47Ha ha ha ha!
00:22:00Hey fatty, didn't I tell you you'd wet your pants when you saw the lions?
00:22:07But you didn't just wet yourself, you soiled yourself!
00:22:10Hmm!
00:22:11Never mind Fatso for now, Rifki, we have a request for you!
00:22:15Son, I can't listen to reason in this foul smell!
00:22:19My ears are clogged!
00:22:21Stop, stop, stop, stop, Rifki!
00:22:29Rifki, you must listen to us!
00:22:31I can't listen, son, I'm in a hurry!
00:22:34I'll go and check if there's a letter!
00:22:36What letter?
00:22:37Marriage letter!
00:22:39Oh, are you getting married?
00:22:40Of course!
00:22:42Doesn't Tarzan have a wife, son?
00:22:44Well, since I'm Tarzan, I should have a wife too!
00:22:48I placed an ad in the newspaper the other day: Tarzan is looking for Jane, he wants to marry her!
00:22:54The answers have arrived, I'm going to go check them!
00:22:57I can't accept your request, goodbye!
00:23:03Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
00:23:04Wow, what a cucumber this is, Rifki!
00:23:07She's getting married!
00:23:08Who would go near this madman?
00:23:10Even so, there are plenty of girls who would marry Rifki!
00:23:14Get out of here, you skeleton, any woman who would marry Rifki would have to be super crazy!
00:23:20My son, you've truly remained ignorant!
00:23:23There are a lot of crazy women in the world!
00:23:25Don't you read the newspapers?
00:23:27Just because so-and-so married a jerk!
00:23:30The man has no job, no power, and no money!
00:23:34The woman is rich!
00:23:35Cultured!
00:23:36A rope like that suddenly starts chasing you!
00:23:38Our Tarzan Rifki would get a medal from the morality police compared to people like that!
00:23:43Yes, the skeleton is right!
00:23:45Rifki's marriage announcement received a lot of responses!
00:23:50I have no doubt about it!
00:23:52Uh huh!
00:24:00Tahsin, it's your fault we let the lion escape from the circus!
00:24:05If we don't find it, we're going to be in trouble!
00:24:08If a lion attacks several people, then we're in trouble!
00:24:13Gosh!
00:24:15Uh huh!
00:24:15Uh huh!
00:24:16Uh huh!
00:24:17Uh huh!
00:24:19I'm still surprised that lion came!
00:24:23Rifki let out a roar, and the lion leaped out and came running!
00:24:28Honestly, Rifki is the real Tarzan!
00:24:30He was making fun of the jerk, but he proved he was Tarzan by making Fatso wet himself!
00:24:36Uh huh!
00:24:37Stop joking around, didn't you miss something too?
00:24:39Uh huh!
00:24:40He made us all wet our pants!
00:24:41But he put a lion where there weren't any, hats off to him!
00:24:44Mhm!
00:25:11Uh huh!
00:25:12Uh huh!
00:25:15Uh huh!
00:25:17You're surprised, aren't you, ducks!
00:25:18Uh huh!
00:25:19Uh huh!
00:25:20Let me read one!
00:25:22"I'm the wild Tarzan," the girl says to me!
00:25:25My wild Tarzan, how wonderful it would be to marry you!
00:25:30How romantic it would be to sleep in the forest at night, up in the trees!
00:25:36Come home immediately and kidnap me!
00:25:38Here's my address!
00:25:40Jane Melahat, Bakırköy Cami Sokak, No 26!
00:25:46Whistle, I'll climb down from the window with a rope!
00:25:49I don't know how to whistle!
00:25:51I can play the drums too!
00:25:53Uh huh!
00:25:55Have you seen the eggplant kebabs?
00:25:57Those who are in love with me, right?
00:25:58Damn, now I understand!
00:26:00Three-quarters of the world is crazy!
00:26:01Tahi, are you going to marry that girl?
00:26:04No way, skeleton!
00:26:05I've chosen the girl I'm going to marry!
00:26:08Here is the author of this letter!
00:26:11Tomorrow is waiting for me!
00:26:12We'll meet at the buffet!
00:26:14He wants me to wear a red rose on my lapel so he'll recognize me!
00:26:18Since you still have time, you can listen to us, my dear Tarzan!
00:26:24I can't listen!
00:26:25I'll listen after I get married!
00:26:27See ya!
00:26:30Damn, we're such idiots...
00:26:32...we're pinning our hopes on this madman!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:38I hope your voice gets hoarse!
00:26:49Call!
00:26:57What is your older sister doing?
00:27:00Brother Rifki is staying at home.
00:27:02It doesn't lead anywhere.
00:27:04Does he think about me?
00:27:06Of course, Brother Rifki is thinking about it.
00:27:08How does he/she think?
00:27:10Is he thinking of going sideways or straight ahead?
00:27:12Or is it salting?
00:27:14He's going crazy thinking about you.
00:27:17Because of your love?
00:27:18No, out of anger.
00:27:20He says he'll kill you wherever he sees you.
00:27:24You didn't see me, okay?
00:27:26I haven't seen it, Rifki abi.
00:27:28Okay, goodbye.
00:27:36Don't give up on those matters.
00:27:37Yes sir.
00:27:40Please, sir.
00:27:48How are you, Zeki?
00:27:49I spoke to Memduh, Dad.
00:27:51He secured the rental.
00:27:53His name was Rıfat, the crazy one.
00:27:54In short, the guy is completely insane, but he's finished every single project he's taken on so far.
00:28:00He's a bit expensive, but he's perfect for us.
00:28:03Getting rid of Orhan has become essential for us.
00:28:06This crazy Rıfat will finish the job, and nobody will suspect us.
00:28:10When is this crazy person arriving?
00:28:12We'll go and pick it up from around the corner tomorrow, Dad.
00:28:15Why isn't he coming here?
00:28:16What's that in the corner?
00:28:18That's just how the guy is, his name says it all: Crazy Rıfat.
00:28:21And a crazy person probably can't behave normally like us.
00:28:24Isn't that right, sir?
00:28:26You are right.
00:28:27Do you know this crazy guy named Rıfat?
00:28:29We don't know him, sir.
00:28:31He's going to wear a red rose on his lapel so we'll recognize him.
00:28:34Why is that?
00:28:35That's why he's crazy.
00:28:37Damn Orhan!
00:28:39Damn Orhan!
00:28:40You've handed us over to the hands of lunatics.
00:28:42We're teaming up with lunatics to kill you.
00:29:08Thank you for watching.
00:29:20Thank you for watching.
00:29:45We're waiting for you, we've come to pick you up!
00:29:47Is he the girl's father?
00:29:49If the girl's father says so, then so be it!
00:29:52Why didn't the girl come?
00:29:56Well, a girl?
00:29:58Ah, I understand!
00:30:00The girl is sick, her father wants her to stay!
00:30:03Yes, Dad wants it!
00:30:05So, it means Dad wants to talk to me and finish the job!
00:30:08Yes, he wants to talk to you and finalize things.
00:30:12Let's go, it would be rude for his father to wait.
00:30:14Yes, that would be inappropriate.
00:30:16The car is over there.
00:30:20I also love Cadillacs.
00:30:26Please, sir, please.
00:30:44You are your father's son, I presume?
00:30:46Yes like that.
00:30:48So, the girl's siblings?
00:30:50Yes, it seems so.
00:30:51So you're saying you're my brother-in-law?
00:30:54You say so, and it is so, sir.
00:30:59Aren't you ashamed to smoke in front of your brother-in-law?
00:31:03As long as I am your brother-in-law, I will not allow smoking in front of me.
00:31:08Do you understand?
00:31:10I absolutely won't let him drink it.
00:31:12Now take me to my father quickly.
00:31:14This guarantor spent ten years in an asylum.
00:32:05Tarzan, you're exactly my type!
00:32:07Come on, take me to the forest, take me there!
00:32:10Come on, take it, take it!
00:32:12Take it quickly!
00:32:13Good heavens, this isn't a rest stop, it's a madhouse!
00:32:17Is the guy I'm going to finish off in the woods?
00:32:20Finish me off first, Tarzan!
00:32:22Father, you gave such an order!
00:32:23Oh dear, may my father rest in peace!
00:32:25When did it happen?
00:32:26Father had sent word just five days ago!
00:32:29So, you saw his spirit!
00:32:31But Mommy, I can go to the forest with a clear conscience!
00:32:34Come on, let's go, Tarzan!
00:32:35Should I do it quickly, should I finish the job without him feeling any pain?
00:32:38Should you use a knife or a gun to destroy them?
00:32:41Would that work with them?
00:32:43Better late than never, but I hope I don't suffer!
00:32:46This job is perfect for me!
00:32:47Walk!
00:32:47Oh no!
00:33:01Your father-in-law has a thick neck, huh?
00:33:04When you see the room inside, you'll understand the thickness of his neck even better!
00:33:08When I see my father-in-law, I'll kiss him on the back of his neck!
00:33:11That's the kind of thick neck you kiss, right?
00:33:16Please, sir, please!
00:33:22Welcome, my child!
00:33:23Come closer!
00:33:24Come closer!
00:33:25Nice to meet you, Dad!
00:33:26Let me kiss your hand!
00:33:27My prescription!
00:33:28Let me kiss your hand!
00:33:29God forbid!
00:33:30Let go, damn it!
00:33:39Bend down, Daddy!
00:33:47Don't worry, I won't do anything!
00:34:00Your neck is quite thick, isn't it?
00:34:03Hehehehe!
00:34:15Here you go!
00:34:16Sit down and let's talk!
00:34:18It is possible!
00:34:18Ah! Ah!
00:34:20Ah!
00:34:22Ah!
00:34:23Ah!
00:34:24Why are you shouting, Dad?
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:26Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:29Hey, you're a grown man, why are you shouting for no reason?
00:34:32Ladies!
00:34:34Get that thing off my foot!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:37Come here, brother!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Go sit down!
00:34:41Father must be very ill.
00:34:43Of course, he must have peed under the fig tree last night, that's why he got hit.
00:34:46Ah!
00:34:48Now let's get to the main point!
00:34:50Let's get to it, I'm already late!
00:34:52Ah!
00:34:53Ah!
00:34:54Ah!
00:34:55Why are you shouting?
00:34:56Shoot! Shoot!
00:34:57Czech!
00:34:58Woo! Check!
00:35:00Woohoo!
00:35:01Woohoo!
00:35:02Czech!
00:35:03Czech!
00:35:03Czech!
00:35:04You take a picture too!
00:35:05Ah!
00:35:12Don't move from beside him!
00:35:14I'll give you five million!
00:35:15Do you agree?
00:35:17So you're going to pay me a bride price!
00:35:19Amazing!
00:35:20They also pay a bride price to the men!
00:35:23I agree to make your daughter happy!
00:35:25You just need to raise it by another million!
00:35:28As we know, the cost of living is increasing every day!
00:35:30Sir!
00:35:31That's how this crazy Rıfat talks!
00:35:33The man is completely insane!
00:35:34He doesn't know what he's saying!
00:35:35Huh!
00:35:36Alright!
00:35:37Ha!
00:35:38I'll give another million!
00:35:40Only!
00:35:41You need to finish the job quietly!
00:35:43Don't worry!
00:35:44I don't like weddings at all!
00:35:46I'll wear a ring, and nobody will notice!
00:35:49What wedding!
00:35:50What engagement ring!
00:35:52Sir!
00:35:53He's trying to be funny!
00:35:55When he says "I'll put on an engagement ring," he means "I'll shoot you!"
00:35:58You should follow him!
00:35:59You have to be crazy with a crazy person!
00:36:01If you don't want an engagement either, just be frank!
00:36:04Don't whisper!
00:36:05No!
00:36:06We want an engagement!
00:36:07But let it be a good engagement!
00:36:09If I like the engagement ring, who knows, I might even give you a million more!
00:36:12So, when will I see the girl?
00:36:15What girl?
00:36:16Sir, didn't you understand?
00:36:18He means, "When will I see the man I'm going to kill?"
00:36:20Ha!
00:36:22You're my guest tonight!
00:36:24I'll show you the girl tomorrow!
00:36:26I'm sure he'll like her!
00:36:28Is it strong?
00:36:29Can it be swung from a tree using a rope?
00:36:32Sir, he wants to kill the man by hanging him!
00:36:35That's what it means to be able to swing on a rope!
00:36:37Ha!
00:36:38So that's it!
00:36:40What does "to sway" mean?
00:36:42Show him the rope, and he'll jump on it!
00:36:44He swings better than Tarzan!
00:36:46Ah!
00:36:50Ah!
00:36:53Ah!
00:36:55The lunatics in the asylum would seem like scientists next to this madman!
00:36:58Yes, my father!
00:37:02Dad flew out the window!
00:37:05This maniac will soon tear the whole house down!
00:37:10Hello!
00:37:12Here, sir!
00:37:20Father!
00:37:22Yours is calling!
00:37:26Tell me, my love!
00:37:28How are you, Nonoş?
00:37:30How are you, Nonoş?
00:37:31How is your foot?
00:37:32I'm fine, Meloş!
00:37:34Did you like the fur?
00:37:36I like it a lot!
00:37:37I have my Apo on me!
00:37:38You'd love it if you saw it, it suits me so well!
00:37:41I'll be there tomorrow!
00:37:43I was going to come this evening, but my singing teacher is coming!
00:37:46Kisses!
00:37:46We tested God!
00:37:52You crazy whore!
00:37:54He thinks he's a reader!
00:38:06Help!
00:38:08Father!
00:38:08Daddy!
00:38:09Why don't you take this guy to the doctor?!
00:38:12If your father keeps receiving transfers of responsibility, eventually he'll be transferred to the afterlife!
00:38:16What ungrateful children you are!
00:38:19Your father is dying, and you're acting like idiots and won't even look him in the face!
00:38:24Either you mend your ways, or I'll pull out one tooth from each of you every day!
00:38:29Understood?
00:38:32Dad, we're going to have a lot of trouble with this guy!
00:38:40The cow took another window pane!
00:38:43This guy won't leave a single window open until tomorrow!
00:38:46You've ruined me, you crazy Rıfat!
00:38:49You burned it down!
00:38:54Good morning, sir!
00:38:55Good morning!
00:38:57Boss!
00:38:59Crazy Rıfat is nowhere to be found!
00:39:01What are you saying?
00:39:03He took five million from me last night!
00:39:04I gave it to him like a fool!
00:39:07Now it's all turned to dust!
00:39:09Damn, what a pathetic loser I am!
00:39:12We handed over millions with our own hands!
00:39:14Hmm!
00:39:15We didn't eat it, so you can eat it!
00:39:17We're the crazy ones, not him!
00:39:19Damn, it's all your fault!
00:39:22Hiring a hitman was your idea!
00:39:25You're the one who found this guy for me!
00:39:27How many times have I told you, you idiot!
00:39:29Ha, how many times have I said you can't do business with Memduh!
00:39:31You went again and struck up a deal with Memduh!
00:39:34So what happened, what finally happened?
00:39:37In the end, our millions are gone!
00:39:39Either you pay the money, or I'll make your mother dance the çiftetelli!
00:39:43Which one do you prefer?
00:39:44Oh, the double-stringed dance, dad!
00:39:47Dad, Daddy!
00:39:49Give me two slaps too, Daddy!
00:39:51This one hasn't received proper upbringing from you!
00:39:53I knew it was useless the moment I first saw it!
00:39:57Wow, my friend!
00:39:59I'm glad to see you!
00:40:01Come sit here, let's have breakfast together!
00:40:04Where were you so early in the morning?
00:40:05I deposited the money I gave into the bank!
00:40:07You'll need it later!
00:40:09For our children, of course!
00:40:14For whose children?
00:40:17Your daughter and me!
00:40:20With my daughter?
00:40:22No, with my daughter!
00:40:24Of course, with your daughter!
00:40:26I think you've caught a cold!
00:40:28I didn't catch a cold!
00:40:29If I catch a cold, I'll get a fever, I'll catch a runny nose!
00:40:32But you've gone pale, Daddy!
00:40:35I think you've caught a cold!
00:40:36Boss, I have some important news for you!
00:40:40Like this!
00:40:41Not here, sir!
00:40:43Only you can tell me this!
00:40:45It's top secret!
00:40:55Tell me!
00:41:01Take a look at this, sir!
00:41:18That crazy Rıfat in this picture too...
00:41:22...Who's that crazy person sitting on the terrace?
00:41:26Oh my God!
00:41:32...Intelligent!
00:41:35Intelligent!
00:41:46Come here, my son, let's talk for a bit!
00:41:58Who is sitting on that terrace?
00:41:59Intelligent!
00:42:01Crazy Rıfat dad!
00:42:03And that crazy Rıfat over there...
00:42:05...Alright...
00:42:06...Who is that crazy Rıfat whose picture is in the newspaper?
00:42:13I don't know, Dad!
00:42:14You idiot!
00:42:15You've burned me again!
00:42:17How many times has this happened now?
00:42:19Last time you also sent the chief inspector to confront me, labeling me a smuggler!
00:42:22You...
00:42:23...Did you bring the police chief, that crazy Rıfat, again this time?
00:42:27...If this one turns out to be a police officer too...
00:42:28...Now...
00:42:29...Now you figure out what I'm going to do!
00:42:31Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!
00:42:32Daddy!
00:42:35Daddy!
00:42:49Daddy!
00:42:50...Or is your middle name Rıfat?
00:42:52Because I was born without a belly button, they didn't give me a middle name.
00:42:55What do you do for a living?
00:42:57I don't do any work!
00:42:58I live in the forest!
00:43:00So how do you make a living?
00:43:02I wonder how you manage to feed yourself without working!
00:43:05Thanks to the fools!
00:43:06There are so many fools around, one could live like a king for a thousand years thanks to them.
00:43:13True, there are a lot of suckers.
00:43:16Sometimes I even wonder if I'm the fool.
00:43:20I'm amazed at how naive people can be.
00:43:23It makes no difference whether you're a fool or an idiot.
00:43:25It makes no difference whether you're a fool or an ass.
00:43:27There's no difference.
00:43:36Father-in-law, you said I would see my daughter today, what time will I see her?
00:43:41What girl?
00:43:42Have you changed your mind about giving your daughter to me?
00:43:44What if I pass through, son?
00:43:46If you weren't going to give me your daughter, why did you invite me to your house?
00:43:49If you back out, I'll sue you and file a compensation claim.
00:43:53Look son, I'm confused.
00:43:56Tell me everything from the beginning so I can clear my head and come to my senses.
00:44:00Tell me, son.
00:44:01Let me explain.
00:44:02Your daughter sent me a letter asking for my hand in marriage.
00:44:05She pinned a red rose to my lapel and told me to wait by the counter.
00:44:09While we were waiting there, my brothers-in-law arrived.
00:44:13They said you were waiting for me at home.
00:44:15Your daughter is ill.
00:44:17Which donkey said that?
00:44:19This bald-headed donkey.
00:44:26Come with me.
00:44:29Damn it, Teres, what are we going to do now?
00:44:32The man knows everything about us.
00:44:33At dinner, under the influence of alcohol, we blurted out a lot of things.
00:44:38If he tells the police a single word about it, seven generations of our family will burn to death.
00:44:42It's all your fault, you jerk.
00:44:44Now, how are we going to get out of this mess?
00:44:46If you can't find a solution, I'll multiply you by seven.
00:44:49Let's kill him, boss.
00:44:50Really?
00:44:51If we kill, we'll be completely ruined.
00:44:54At least three or five of his friends probably know he's here.
00:44:57Dad, stop whispering.
00:45:00I'm tired of waiting.
00:45:01When is my future spouse arriving?
00:45:04Look son, there's been a mistake.
00:45:07Why don't you give up on this and go home?
00:45:10I'll take them to court.
00:45:11I will file a compensation lawsuit.
00:45:13I will file a fraud lawsuit.
00:45:15I'll file every single lawsuit there is.
00:45:17Look, Tarzan Rifki, my son.
00:45:19Even if you sue me, you won't win anything.
00:45:22Because I don't have a daughter.
00:45:25Understood?
00:45:26I don't have a daughter.
00:45:27Hello darlings!
00:45:30Hello sissy!
00:45:51Didn't you say you didn't have a daughter? Is this your husband?
00:45:54I'll burn you for your deceit.
00:45:58I really liked your daughter.
00:45:59Perfect for me.
00:46:01Let's get engaged right away.
00:46:02Ah!
00:46:13Leave me alone, leave me!
00:46:14Ah!
00:46:22Damn, thanks to you, we've become horned!
00:46:25Father!
00:46:26We won't gain anything by strangling me.
00:46:29I have an idea.
00:46:30Look boss, you're going to be mad at me, but we have no other choice.
00:46:34Melahat, your sister-in-law, needs to pretend to be your daughter for a while.
00:46:38What are you talking about?
00:46:40What are you talking about?
00:46:42What are you talking about?
00:46:42What are you saying?
00:46:49We made one mistake.
00:46:52We made a mistake once, and we have to face the consequences.
00:46:57We'll just arrange a fake engagement between that Tarzan maniac and Aunt Melahat, and that'll be the end of it.
00:47:01Huh?
00:47:03Later?
00:47:03Look, think about it without getting angry, Dad.
00:47:06Do we have any other choice?
00:47:08Tarzan will definitely go home after getting engaged.
00:47:12If he finds us again, he should come and mess up my head.
00:47:16Then again, engagement isn't an immoral act either.
00:47:19Isn't that right, Dad?
00:47:21If there were a wedding, I would be the first to object.
00:47:25Would we ever tarnish your honor, father?
00:47:29Maybe you're right.
00:47:31So, how do we trick Melahat?
00:47:35Look, you'll say you'll go to jail if this doesn't work out.
00:47:40I said, "Not even if you're in prison, even if you're in hell, it won't work."
00:47:45How can you want me to be your daughter?
00:47:48A few hours of work, during an engagement period.
00:47:50If you do this, I'll buy you a Mercedes.
00:47:53Once we get this over with, we'll get married and go to Japan for our honeymoon.
00:47:57You promised once again.
00:47:59I'll do it this time, I can even give you an autograph if you want.
00:48:03Look Abdullah, this is the last favor I'll do for you.
00:48:05If you don't keep your word, I'll ruin you.
00:48:09I will never forget this kindness, my dear Meloş.
00:48:13I want the Mercedes tomorrow.
00:48:15Okay, okay.
00:48:17Thanks to Zeki, we're in trouble with this Tarzan maniac.
00:48:20If he were a normal person, resolving the issue would take a minute.
00:48:24You give him some money, and he just leaves.
00:48:26Aylle says she's engaged.
00:48:27Okay, Dad!
00:48:29Only by making them suffer immensely!
00:48:39Look, my dear son!
00:48:42My dear Tarzan!
00:48:44Let's get the engagement done right away, son!
00:48:46Let's do it, let's get this over with!
00:48:49Thank you, Dad!
00:48:51Thank you, Dad!
00:48:52But first, let's come to a simple agreement with your daughter!
00:48:57Even when buying a melon, people touch and check the bottom!
00:49:00Oh no!
00:49:02Daddy!
00:49:03You've grown some really good melons!
00:49:07Oh no!
00:49:08Great, darling!
00:49:11Let's get engaged right away, or I'm about to go crazy!
00:49:15You're right to be crazy, Dad!
00:49:18You're right to be crazy, Dad!
00:49:18It's enough to drive a woman crazy when she sees such a handsome, strong man!
00:49:23I can't stand it anymore!
00:49:24Get us engaged right away, Dad!
00:49:27There is no more property left!
00:49:28I don't have any left either!
00:49:33Ah!
00:49:48Don't look again, or I'll kiss you!
00:49:50I'm saving my appetite for later!
00:49:52Damn you, you generic term!
00:49:54Dad! Dad, calm down, Dad!
00:49:55Dad, leave her with the engagement ring!
00:49:56Stop, Dad!
00:49:56Gee!
00:49:57She's mad at me because I don't kiss her daughter!
00:49:59Hehehe!
00:50:01Dad, we should put the engagement ring on right away!
00:50:03We should really put the engagement ring on!
00:50:06Come, I'm engaged!
00:50:07That's right!
00:50:08I get engaged according to the rules and customs!
00:50:11What is that rule?
00:50:13Tarzan gets engaged in Tarzan-style!
00:50:15Let me explain!
00:50:19Now listen!
00:50:20They're coming!
00:50:36Melahat!
00:50:38Those horns look so good on your dad!
00:50:41Hahaha!
00:50:42It really suits you!
00:50:44Father with horns!
00:50:46Hehehe!
00:50:47Hehehe!
00:50:59Hehehe!
00:51:01This is the main bango bunga!
00:51:03You'll put on the engagement rings now, and we'll be so happy!
00:51:06Whatever Tarzan says, that's what will happen!
00:51:23May Tarzan and Jane Melahat be happy!
00:51:27Aaaaaa!
00:51:34Where are you going?
00:51:38Daddy, let's have a baby!
00:51:41Are you going to have children the way we know how?
00:51:46Yes, just as you know, Dad!
00:51:51Aaaaaa!
00:51:54What happened, Dad?
00:51:56What more could you want, you rascal!
00:51:58You finally made me a cuckold too!
00:52:00Because of the advice you gave me, I handed Melahat over to that scoundrel called Tarzan with my own hands!
00:52:06Damn you, you idiot, I'll spit in the mouth of whoever calls themselves intelligent!
00:52:12Come on, come on, you bastard! You'll grow into a tree with me!
00:52:15Go away, Dad! Don't do that, Dad! I won't give you any more advice, Dad!
00:52:22Dad, you dropped Aunt Melahat off at her house!
00:52:24Sit down!
00:52:27You're the one who's causing all this trouble for me, clever one!
00:52:30You are the one who has to save us from this disaster too!
00:52:33If you can't save me, I'll impale you on a greased stake!
00:52:37Look, Dad, I have a plan!
00:52:38It just occurred to me on the way!
00:52:40Listen first!
00:52:41We'll unleash Rifki like a pair of pliers on Husnu!
00:52:45You know Hüsnü is unforgiving!
00:52:47Especially when he is asked to pay tribute!
00:52:50It's well known how he eliminated Arap Necati!
00:52:53How are we going to set Rifki against Husnu?
00:53:24It's quite simple!
00:53:25Rifki doesn't know that we kidnapped Aunt Melahat!
00:53:29We'll tell Rifki that Husnu kidnapped Melahat and give him Husnu's address!
00:53:34Tarzan is already super crazy!
00:53:36He'll dart out and land right next to Hüsnü, and take a bullet to the brain!
00:53:41Well done, Zeki!
00:53:43If the plan works, I'll give you a million lira reward!
00:53:47Look, if my plan doesn't work out this time, impale me on a greaseless stake, father!
00:53:52Zeki, call Hüsnü for me!
00:54:06Hello! I'd like to speak with Mr. Hüsnü!
00:54:11If anyone says they're looking for Tarzan Rifki, you'll say so!
00:54:15One moment, sir!
00:54:23Boss, they want you on the phone!
00:54:25Who is calling?
00:54:26Someone named Tarzan Rifki!
00:54:29Tarzan Rifki?
00:54:30Uh huh!
00:54:30Yes sir!
00:54:31That army must be Tarzan!
00:54:33We're doomed now!
00:54:34This army is Tarzan's worst kind of trouble!
00:54:37Do you know the boss?
00:54:38We beat up one of his men last year!
00:54:40So he's out of prison, and he's coming to get revenge on us!
00:54:44I know him by name!
00:54:46I've never seen one in person!
00:54:47Its fame has spread throughout Türkiye!
00:54:49I sent a message!
00:54:50Because we accidentally beat up his guy!
00:54:52But he didn't believe it!
00:54:53He sent word that once he got out of prison, he would come to take revenge with his own hands!
00:54:59I remember now, sir!
00:55:00What do we do now?
00:55:01We will try to reach an agreement!
00:55:03If we can't reach an agreement, our reputation in Istanbul will be ruined!
00:55:06Say no for me!
00:55:07Ask him what he wants!
00:55:08Yes sir!
00:55:19Hello!
00:55:19Hello, one minute!
00:55:24Look, Husnu!
00:55:26Sir, Hüsnü abi went out a little while ago!
00:55:28Tell me whatever you have to say!
00:55:29I'm Tarzan Rifki!
00:55:31I'll be there shortly!
00:55:34That scoundrel named Hüsnü should get ten million liras ready!
00:55:37I'm coming to pick him up!
00:55:44Daddy!
00:55:46Daddy!
00:55:47Good morning, Dad!
00:55:48Where is my fiancée Melaat?
00:55:49I searched, but couldn't find it!
00:55:51Oh, don't even ask, son!
00:55:52They kidnapped Melaat!
00:55:53Who kidnapped him?
00:55:55Troublesome Husnu, also known as Pliers!
00:55:57If I don't go and sort out that mess now, then don't call me Tarzan Rifki!
00:56:02Give me Kerpeten's address!
00:56:04Mehtepe Family Casino, Yeniköy!
00:56:06Aaaa!
00:56:11Aaaa!
00:56:12Aaaa!
00:56:14Aaaa!
00:56:14Aaaa!
00:56:14Goodbye, we'll meet again in skill, Tarzan Rifki!
00:56:18Aaaa!
00:56:20He took the hallway window with him on his way out!
00:56:23Well done, Dad!
00:56:25He's gone!
00:56:25Even if he breaks ten windows, isn't it worth it that we're rid of him?
00:56:29Hahaha!
00:56:30Honestly, it was worth it!
00:56:31Let's celebrate this with a bottle of biscuits!
00:56:34Okay, dad!
00:56:38Oh wow!
00:56:40The world exists!
00:56:44The pliers are being sold as tribute.
00:56:46Is this even possible?
00:56:47But it happens!
00:56:49Behind the army, there are as many men as there are soldiers.
00:56:52If we don't give them the vehicle, they'll come and wipe us off the map.
00:56:55He has at least two hundred dogs.
00:56:57They're waiting to bite.
00:56:59But let no one let the thought slip that we paid tribute...
00:57:03...otherwise I'll burn you.
00:57:04Don't worry, Hüsnü abi!
00:57:06We won't say a word!
00:57:09Come, come, come!
00:57:21Is that you, Husnu?
00:57:23No!
00:57:24The boss is inside!
00:57:35Which one of you is Hüsnü?
00:57:37Mine!
00:57:39Where?
00:57:40Here in the bag, exactly ten million.
00:57:42I'm asking about Apo's daughter, Melaat.
00:57:44Is that Apo's Melaat with the broken leg?
00:57:46Yes, that's him!
00:57:47Where?
00:57:49Don't worry!
00:57:49Ilhan will take you to Melaat.
00:57:52Who told Tazan where we are?
00:57:54Apo with a broken leg?
00:57:56Of course!
00:57:57If you hurt him, he'll tell.
00:57:59Don't ever try to pull such a stupid stunt again, understand?
00:58:02Goodbye!
00:58:04One minute!
00:58:07You forgot the bag, bro!
00:58:10Please accept this small gift, you asked for it!
00:58:14Here you go!
00:58:14For my future children, right?
00:58:16Yes, for them!
00:58:18Thank!
00:58:19From now on, your name shouldn't be Kerpeten Hüsnü!
00:58:23Let Duba be Husnu!
00:58:24Hehehe!
00:58:27So, it was Apo who told Tazan where we were!
00:58:30You're doomed, Apo!
00:58:32I'll break your other leg too, so you'll come to your senses!
00:58:46Ah!
00:58:49You're doomed, Apo!
00:58:52How did you find me, Rifki?
00:58:54I'm really surprised, did Apo say that?
00:58:57No, Hüsnü said it!
00:58:59Hehehe!
00:59:02That idiot, currently called Tarzan Rifki,
00:59:06Thanks to our friend Zeki, he has passed on to the other world.
00:59:10Let's drink to his passing!
00:59:12I'll eat it!
00:59:15Hello, this is Abdullah!
00:59:17Dad, is that you?
00:59:19I'm Rifki!
00:59:21I'm with Melahat, I found her!
00:59:24What?
00:59:25Rifki?
00:59:26Hey, aren't you dead?
00:59:28Damn, can a dead man talk?
00:59:31I'll bring Melahat there shortly!
00:59:34Now Melahat and I are getting into having children!
00:59:37I kiss your hands, Dad!
00:59:38Huh!
00:59:42Huh!
00:59:43Huh!
00:59:46Huh!
00:59:47Huh!
00:59:48Huh!
00:59:49Huh!
00:59:49Huh!
00:59:50Huh!
00:59:51Damn Zeki, you've screwed me over again!
00:59:54You cheated on me!
00:59:56Come inside, you've ruined the wedding reception!
01:00:00Huh!
01:00:03Huh!
01:00:04Huh!
01:00:04Huh!
01:00:05Huh!
01:00:05Huh!
01:00:05Huh!
01:00:06Huh!
01:00:09Huh!
01:00:13Huh!
01:00:13Huh!
01:00:20Huh!
01:00:25Where is my father?
01:00:27Inside, sir!
01:00:29Daddy, we're here!
01:00:31Huh!
01:00:36Why are you wearing glasses, Dad? Have your eyesight deteriorated?
01:00:40Huh!
01:00:42Oh no, where's the frame around your eye?
01:00:45Oh no!
01:00:47Dad, it seems you've gotten oil paint in your eyes.
01:00:52What oil painting?
01:00:53Someone beat my father badly.
01:00:55Did he beat her? Now I'll show them.
01:00:58Aaaa!
01:01:01Oh my God!
01:01:05Hey dad, who did this crazy guy go to beat up?
01:01:09He doesn't even know who beat you!
01:01:11Oh my god, what an idiot!
01:01:13Damn Zeki, you're the one who brought this mess upon us!
01:01:16I can't kill him either!
01:01:17The police are constantly upsetting us!
01:01:19I suggest we have someone else killed, but everyone else prevails!
01:01:22Oh no!
01:01:23What the hell am I going to do?
01:01:24Am I going to die of anger? Am I going to die, damn it?
01:01:28Look, Belahat!
01:01:30You will save us!
01:01:32Marry this idiot!
01:01:34Get us out of this mess!
01:01:35Then you get divorced, that's it!
01:01:38No way!
01:01:39I would never marry this idiot!
01:01:42You want to get rid of me, but I won't eat that stuffed pepper!
01:01:45Look, Abdullah!
01:01:46If you ever make me offers like that again, I'll burn you!
01:01:50Then I will stand before you and warm myself in your flame!
01:01:52So, what are we going to do?
01:01:54How are we going to get rid of this?
01:01:57I found it, boss!
01:01:58Don't you dare give me advice, I'll tear you to pieces!
01:02:02I was going to say Rocky with the mustache, boss!
01:02:04What happened to Rocky with the bushy mustache?
01:02:06You know, boss, mustachioed Rocky has no mercy!
01:02:10If we unleash Rifki on Rocky, Rocky will crumple Rifki up, then wrap him up and throw him in the trash!
01:02:17Rocky will do it!
01:02:18But how are we going to unleash Rifki on Rocky?
01:02:22Huh!
01:02:24Huh!
01:02:27I didn't really think about that, boss!
01:02:30I found it, Zeki!
01:02:31Don't strain your pretty head too much!
01:02:35We're going to pull the same trick on Rifki and Husni that we pulled on Hüsni!
01:02:38But it's a little different!
01:02:40Rocky must have kidnapped Melahat!
01:02:43Rocky is having a dinner party with his friends tomorrow!
01:02:46He invited me too!
01:02:47Of course I'm not going!
01:02:49We're going to pass this meeting off as a wedding ceremony to Rifki!
01:02:52We'll say Melahat and Rocky are getting married!
01:02:54Rifki will go crazy and storm off to Rocky's house!
01:02:58Palabıyık Rocky will also spin Rifki around with a bottle!
01:03:01That's how we'll be saved!
01:03:03The boss, with his bushy mustache, doesn't resemble Rocky or Hüsni at all!
01:03:06If the wave hits, it'll hang us all by our butts!
01:03:08Who will that idiot learn from if Rifki is dead?
01:03:11Don't talk so much!
01:03:12Our cucumber will come to its senses and turn around soon enough!
01:03:16So Melahat, you tie us all together!
01:03:18Then vanish into thin air!
01:03:19When Rifki sees us tied up, he'll believe anything we say!
01:03:22Zeki, bring me the rope!
01:03:23Boss, get on the vine!
01:03:25You are a very intelligent person, Abdullah!
01:03:27I love you for that too!
01:03:29What happened to Tarzan?
01:03:32He's been missing for days!
01:03:34Let's not get him into trouble!
01:03:35You can enter!
01:03:36It has never been so invisible!
01:03:39My son, we all know how crazy Rifki is!
01:03:43He's gone off into another forest!
01:03:45The girl I knew had gone to look!
01:03:47Not to the forest!
01:03:48If he's come across a crazy person like himself...
01:03:51...They ended up at the top of the tree!
01:03:54Maybe, let's wait a little longer!
01:03:57If he doesn't appear, we'll call the police!
01:03:58So much Parisian scroll! Shhhhhhhhh!
01:04:08If it doesn't appear, deposited Couric Afet Payasüşşşşşşşş!
01:04:18G duplicate so serve assistants' hundred beenруп!
01:04:20You've tied each other down.
01:04:21Why are your mouths taped shut?
01:04:23Ah, I understand, you're mad at me.
01:04:25You've shut your mouth to avoid talking to me.
01:04:28Since you're angry with me, I won't talk to you either.
01:04:50No matter what I do, I won't talk.
01:05:21Ah, I understand.
01:05:23I also want to drink some pro.
01:05:26Seriously, why would anyone cry over a pro?
01:05:30Allah!
01:05:32You're saying "God" for a pro.
01:05:34Here, have a drink.
01:05:36Forget about the pros for now.
01:05:38They kidnapped Melaati, Rifki.
01:05:40Did they kidnap Melaati?
01:05:41Yes, they missed the opportunity.
01:05:43They tied us up too.
01:05:45I'll catch those who kidnapped them now.
01:05:46Aaaa!
01:05:49Where are you going? Hey!
01:05:51Where are you going? Hey!
01:05:53There's no one like Rifki, or any other scoundrel like him, in the world.
01:05:56Gene left without asking who they were.
01:05:58Go ahead and ask who kidnapped him.
01:06:01Oh my God!
01:06:02Would you like to stay tied up here for three days without food or drink?
01:06:05You smartass!
01:06:06This mackerel came from you again.
01:06:09Ah, my problems will surely be solved.
01:06:11Then I'll talk to you.
01:06:17It's two o'clock in the morning!
01:06:20Rifki has no future!
01:06:22They'll find our dead bodies here in three days!
01:06:24That's what we call dying for nothing!
01:06:27Uhhhhh!
01:06:28Was I really the kind of person to fall into this state? Ugh!
01:06:36Do you know where I came from?
01:06:38From İçmeler!
01:06:39If I didn't stop to drink water, I'd end up in Ankara!
01:06:42Because of your stupidity!
01:06:43Will no one tell us who kidnapped Melahat?
01:06:47Who kidnapped Melahat?
01:06:49You didn't give me a chance!
01:06:51I'm giving it to you now! Who kidnapped it?
01:06:53Mustache Rocky!
01:06:55Palabıyık? I'll find him and bring him here right now!
01:06:58Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
01:06:59Heyy, heyyyyyyyy!
01:07:02Gene's gone!
01:07:04He vanished into thin air without us knowing where he was, and we're stuck!
01:07:07This time, I guarantee they'll make it all the way to Ankara, and it'll take them ten days to get back!
01:07:11We're ruined!
01:07:11Ooo!
01:07:21Ooo!
01:07:26It's become a secret hour; this man won't come anymore!
01:07:30Since Melahati isn't coming, we'll just die like this!
01:07:35I brought the machete!
01:07:37Get lost!
01:07:40It became a secret clock!
01:07:41Melahati missed out on this guy, didn't she?
01:07:42Where is Melahat? Speak!
01:07:44What Melahati, brother? I don't know!
01:07:46Look at me, you're lying, speak up!
01:07:48Speak up!
01:07:49What should I talk about, man?
01:07:50I'll kill you, talk!
01:07:51I don't know, man, don't you know?
01:07:53I'll send you his mustache, maybe that will bring you to your senses!
01:07:56Oh no! I'm burning, son, I'm burning!
01:07:59Our mother has been burning for three days too!
01:08:01Tell me, where did Melahati get kidnapped to?
01:08:03Tell me, damn it, tell me!
01:08:05It wasn't this thug who kidnapped Melahat!
01:08:07Where did you find this?
01:08:09I caught it while passing by on the street, on the road!
01:08:12No, let it go!
01:08:14Go on then!
01:08:16But if you go there with just a mustache, you'll be a laughingstock to everyone!
01:08:20Oh no! I'm burning, son!
01:08:21You keep shouting, "I'm burning, mother!"
01:08:23Why don't you shout "I'm burning, Dad!" a little bit too?
01:08:25Oh no, I'm doomed, dad!
01:08:28Come on, let's go!
01:08:28Allah!
01:08:29Allah!
01:08:30Dad, who's that guy with the big mustache? I'll go and rip his mustache off.
01:08:34From now on, our path will be smooth!
01:08:37Nobody can stop us!
01:08:40As people grow older, they want to grow even more!
01:08:44The day will come when I won't fit anywhere!
01:08:48I've arranged some new tasks!
01:08:51I will become world-famous!
01:08:53I want to be king in my job!
01:08:56I am the king, yes, the king!
01:08:58The king of the underworld!
01:09:01My friends, you will grow with me, you will become richer with me!
01:09:07I will rule the world!
01:09:09And I deserve it!
01:09:20Commissioner Asım has arrived, sir!
01:09:24Why did he come, I wonder?
01:09:25Oh, what an honor, Commissioner!
01:09:27Welcome to my birthday party!
01:09:31So you were born today, bushy mustache!
01:09:33Be careful, don't die on the day you are born!
01:09:36Oh my, officer!
01:09:37I'm too young to die!
01:09:39I don't care when I die, mustachioed Raki!
01:09:43What concerns me are the dirty dealings you've been involved in!
01:09:47I know very well that you weren't born today!
01:09:50I heard about your meeting!
01:09:51What kind of schemes are you up to?
01:09:53I just wanted to check who's at the meeting!
01:09:57I have some advice for you!
01:09:58There are a lot of rumors about him!
01:10:00If I catch you making the slightest mistake, I'll lock you up!
01:10:04If you step on a cat's tail while walking down the street...
01:10:06...I'll arrest you for causing harm!
01:10:08Ah!
01:10:14Ah!
01:10:17Ah!
01:10:29...Look at me, you're Raki!
01:10:31It's obvious from his mustache!
01:10:32Where is the girl you kidnapped?
01:10:34What girl, son?
01:10:36If you don't tell me, I'll pull out your mustache!
01:10:38His name will later become Tüysüz Raki!
01:10:40Leave me alone!
01:10:41Let me leave it!
01:10:42Did you play it, son?
01:10:44Inspector, there must be a mistake!
01:10:46I haven't kidnapped any girl, believe me!
01:10:49I'm Commissioner Asım from the police force!
01:10:52Tell me what's bothering you, son!
01:10:53Did that man kidnap a girl?
01:10:55Did that man kidnap a girl?
01:10:55Yes, officer!
01:10:56Did she elope with her fiancé?
01:10:58Now the devil says...
01:11:00...give him two slaps...
01:11:02...and also reduce his stomach...
01:11:04...two punches to the jaw!
01:11:06No!
01:11:06But I can't!
01:11:08I can't hit him!
01:11:09That would be disrespectful to you!
01:11:11But I'm struggling to restrain myself from hitting him!
01:11:17But I can't!
01:11:18You see, I didn't hit anyone!
01:11:20So, Raki with the bushy mustache...
01:11:22...Smuggling heroin wasn't enough...
01:11:25...So now you're kidnapping girls, huh?
01:11:27I didn't kidnap anyone, officer!
01:11:29I missed Dürcü!
01:11:30I kidnapped my fiancé!
01:11:31He'll get the price for kidnapping the girl...
01:11:33...You will answer to the law, Raki!
01:11:35Commissioner!
01:11:36Commissioner!
01:11:37Commissioner!
01:11:37Can I speak with you?
01:11:41Tell me, Eroğlu!
01:11:44Sir, I highly doubt that a man with a bushy mustache would ever abduct a girl!
01:11:47Surely you can't arrest him!
01:11:49I know he didn't kidnap the girl!
01:11:51A few hours of detention will surely bring Palabıyık to his senses!
01:11:54I'll arrest him!
01:11:56Uh huh!
01:12:00There are complaints about it!
01:12:02I'm arresting you for kidnapping!
01:12:03You can't arrest me based on what this madman says!
01:12:06Look at this guy, he's completely insane!
01:12:07Crazy woman is your aunt!
01:12:09The officer still hasn't told me where my fiancé is!
01:12:13He'll explain everything at the police station, don't worry, let's go!
01:12:16His aunt has a big mustache too!
01:12:19Hehehe!
01:12:21Children!
01:12:22I raise my glass to our liberation from this idiot!
01:12:26Cheers!
01:12:26Come on, my love, you lift it too!
01:12:29Don't roll up your sleeves before you see the stream!
01:12:32What do you mean, my love?
01:12:34I want to say "Inshallah" (God willing)!
01:12:36What does "Inshallah" mean?
01:12:38So, God willing!
01:12:39Something went wrong every time!
01:12:42Not this time!
01:12:44Wash the sword so it will tear him to pieces!
01:12:47Hopefully!
01:12:49There's no "Inshallah" or "Mashallah" involved!
01:12:51This time there won't be any mishaps!
01:12:53That won't happen!
01:12:54Say it all together!
01:12:57That won't happen!
01:12:58That won't happen!
01:12:59That won't happen!
01:12:59Daddy!
01:13:02Ah!
01:13:03Melahat has arrived!
01:13:04I can't be!
01:13:05It's already done!
01:13:06You wrongly accused the man, father!
01:13:09Palabıyık was a good kid!
01:13:11He didn't miss Melahat!
01:13:12Look, Melahat is here!
01:13:14Muh!
01:13:15Anyway, don't worry, Daddy!
01:13:18Oh no! What are we celebrating?
01:13:21I understand!
01:13:22We're celebrating the pre-wedding!
01:13:24I promise you, from now on no one will be able to kidnap Melahat!
01:13:28There will be no problems!
01:13:30I'm going to marry Melahat!
01:13:33Come outside with me!
01:13:38Zeki, if you don't save me, I'll chop you into tiny pieces!
01:13:42Dad, I've got an idea!
01:13:44We're going to give this maniac a bag full of heroin and send him to the police station!
01:13:48Tomorrow is police day, you know!
01:13:50We'll tell him to go sell this to the police chief!
01:13:53Even if they give our names to the police, the police can't do anything to us!
01:13:56We've never had anything to do with heroin, you know!
01:13:59You know!
01:13:59How do we send it to the administration?
01:14:00It's very simple!
01:14:01Listen to me carefully, Dad!
01:14:04I will give my daughter to you!
01:14:06But first you need a job, and we found you one!
01:14:10From now on, you will be the sole and authorized marketer for a very large and famous company!
01:14:16The company name is...
01:14:17...Heroin Human Holding!
01:14:20You will be the one to give the first presentation of the new product to the police force!
01:14:26This would be an even bigger gesture than the company's vaccine, wouldn't it?
01:14:30Hehehe!
01:14:31Tomorrow is the anniversary of the police force's founding, the perfect day for promotion!
01:14:35Hehehe!
01:14:37Wow!
01:14:37You're the biggest boss of the future!
01:14:40Cheers to the biggest boss!
01:14:42Cheers to the biggest boss!
01:14:44Exactly!
01:14:53Brother, is this the administration office?
01:14:54Yes, this is it!
01:14:55Thank!
01:15:14Yes, yes.
01:15:16We are awaiting the forensic medical report, sir.
01:15:18I have provided information on this topic before.
01:15:20Come!
01:15:23Sir, someone named Rifki wants to speak with you.
01:15:26What will they discuss?
01:15:27He won't say, but apparently he's an executive at a major holding company.
01:15:30Let him come!
01:15:36Have a nice day!
01:15:38Good day, welcome!
01:15:39It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
01:15:41I am the sole authorized representative of Ero Human Holding.
01:15:44Is Ero a Human?
01:15:45Yes.
01:15:47On the anniversary of your police force's founding...
01:15:50...Our new product is...
01:15:51...that improves the human body...
01:15:53...and that strengthens the human mind...
01:15:56...Very, very useful...
01:15:58...Our product named Ero Insaf...
01:16:01...I came here to introduce it to you.
01:16:04At work!
01:16:06The privilege of tasting it for the first time...
01:16:09...I'm giving it to you.
01:16:10It tastes delicious, and smells wonderful...
01:16:13...and most importantly, he is innocent.
01:16:16This is heroin!
01:16:17Heroin, of course!
01:16:19Believe me, sir...
01:16:20...this wonderful product of ours...
01:16:22...Ero Insaf's...
01:16:22...You'll become addicted.
01:16:24Of course, you first!
01:16:26What are you talking about?!
01:16:27I'm arresting you!
01:16:28One moment, Mr. Manager...
01:16:29...I know this gentleman.
01:16:30Let me give you some information about myself.
01:16:32At least thirty years...
01:16:34...No, not thirty years...
01:16:36...According to the law, it's life imprisonment!
01:16:38It's impossible for him to ever see the light of day again.
01:16:41And so we got rid of that problem.
01:16:43How wonderful life is!
01:16:45My intelligent son...
01:16:47...I started loving you again, very, very much.
01:16:50My very existence gives me a sense of security.
01:16:53The world will be a better place without Rifki from now on...
01:16:55...It's going to be great!
01:16:57Daddy!
01:16:59Rifki!
01:17:00Daddy...
01:17:01...I sold all the goods.
01:17:03The police chief will be at the next celebration...
01:17:05...He ordered two more bags of heroin.
01:17:07He paid for them in advance as well.
01:17:10They're all here.
01:17:11Tutu!
01:17:13Look!
01:17:18I invited the entire police force to my wedding.
01:17:24Alright...
01:17:24...Come with me.
01:17:28Damn...
01:17:29...From the ideas you've given so far...
01:17:31...We've always suffered losses.
01:17:32I'm giving you one last chance.
01:17:34If you can't get rid of this problem this time...
01:17:37...I'll skin him alive, damn it!
01:17:39Okay boss!
01:17:40This time I've got a brilliant idea.
01:17:43If you don't like it, you can swim wherever you want.
01:17:46Since we can't do anything...
01:17:48...Then let someone else do it.
01:17:50Who?
01:17:51That guy's got some syrup in him, damn it!
01:17:53Police again!
01:17:53The police?
01:17:55The police paid him and sent him away!
01:17:57Is this an idea?
01:17:59Great idea, boss!
01:18:01Only the police can save us from Tarzan Rıfkı.
01:18:04Let's do something that...
01:18:06...This time, the police must definitely put him in jail.
01:18:09What are we going to do?
01:18:09Today we'll plant heroin in his pocket and report him to the police.
01:18:15The police find the heroin in Rifki's pocket, throw him in jail, and we're finally rid of him.
01:18:20Well done!
01:18:21Well done!
01:18:22This is the first time I've liked one of your ideas.
01:18:25Good for you!
01:18:25Come, come let me give you a kiss!
01:18:29There's just one thing, boss.
01:18:32What is it?
01:18:33You have to convince my sister-in-law Melahat to marry Tarzan Rıfkı.
01:18:37Is it necessary?
01:18:39There is no other option.
01:18:42Look, sweetheart, you're going to marry him.
01:18:47Apo, you've become quite the first-class pimp.
01:18:51You're handing me over to that maniac with your own hands.
01:18:54What kind of man are you?
01:18:56When I said you're going to get married, I didn't mean a full-fledged marriage.
01:19:00The police will raid the place before the wedding, take that crazy guy they call Tarzan away, and then we'll get married.
01:19:13We'll go wherever you want, okay?
01:19:16Okay, fine.
01:19:18Hopefully nothing goes wrong again and I don't end up married to that guy called Tarzan for life.
01:19:28What's up?
01:19:29That's great!
01:19:30You look really stylish!
01:19:32No way!
01:19:32Look at me, take care of yourself, the room is very crowded.
01:19:35Okay, I'll check.
01:19:36See ya!
01:19:38See ya!
01:19:42See ya!
01:19:43Which animal put this jacket here?
01:19:45I swear I haven't seen that animal!
01:19:47See ya!
01:19:57See ya!
01:19:58See ya!
01:19:59See ya!
01:19:59See ya!
01:20:02See ya!
01:20:27See ya!
01:20:59I apologize for interrupting the wedding.
01:21:00Oh, boss!
01:21:02Welcome, it's an honor to have you here.
01:21:04Thank you.
01:21:05There's a tip-off.
01:21:06I have to curse all of you.
01:21:08Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm.
01:21:11We must help the police.
01:21:13Call me first.
01:21:24Damn Zeki, what kind of job is this?
01:21:26Honestly, boss, I don't understand either.
01:21:27I put it in his pocket, and it came out of your pocket.
01:21:30Now you'll see, call my boss Rifki too.
01:21:33He has Eloy in his pocket too.
01:21:35I put it there myself.
01:21:36So you put it there yourself, huh?
01:21:38No, we shouldn't call him, there's no need.
01:21:40Boss, they're all from the same network.
01:21:42Including Melahat.
01:21:44Arrest them all, go ahead.
01:21:45Take it.
01:21:59Take it.