- 7 weeks ago
Virgil and Richie don't see eye to eye
IG: aj_mckenzie416
Twitter: AJMckenzie94847
IG: aj_mckenzie416
Twitter: AJMckenzie94847
Category
🎈
FunTranscript
00:06we're gonna work there for a few days
00:13yeah looks great and it's not even st. Patrick's Day you're gonna finish that
00:21I haven't even started having I was just about to say he just sat down
00:29man's a real fatso see hey stop it you're always doing that I'm hungry buy your
00:35own hey that's mine I'm thirsty too you're a real pig you know that you
00:41dissing me you must be tripping maybe you'd like ketchup with that
00:48why are you
00:57your free lunch the over heavy seat we're not afraid of you anymore yeah
01:03just a big bag of wind where's that coming from
01:10it's him I guess he really is a big bag of wind
01:17it's coming from him he's a bang baby
01:30I am a bang baby cool
01:38Richie you here Richie keep coming this way what's up you made it sound like a
01:46mad SOS feast your eyes eggs you brought me here for a picnic open it what are they
01:57energy containment units I call them zap caps go on charge them up
02:08now watch and be amazed
02:14that's powerful
02:16you can do that to that car
02:18pretty cool huh I can do ball lightning in my sleep
02:22why do I need those check it you're in a battle
02:25you know how many times you've run out of power already and it hasn't even been ten
02:29episodes a few times you could use the zap cap
02:39low on power you pitch a couple of these at the bad guys and buy yourself time to
02:43recharge brilliant eh yeah brilliant look we better go Daisy says she'd help debug that new
02:50software whoa whoa whoa why do we need Daisy I can debug it myself sides we don't have time
03:01what do you mean we haven't worked on your static moves in a week and we sure
03:05can't do that with her around you know lately it seems like whenever I have
03:09something to do on my personal time you're bugging me about static stuff
03:12hey I got a life
03:19up off the zap caps at HQ HQ you mean the gas station yeah headquarters may not look like
03:29much now but until they fix it up gas station yeah
03:43see that line of code that's what's hanging us up
03:46wow I never would have oh good
03:51hey hi Richie hey V it's five o'clock we're supposed to do that thing like we discussed
03:57yeah I know only we're right in the middle of this can't that thing wait until tomorrow
04:03excuse us a minute hey
04:07you made a promise though
04:10are you crazy we have a schedule to keep Virgil
04:13schedule so now you're clocking me I'm staying here sorry to burst your bubble
04:19okay then next time some bang baby mops the floor with you because you're out of practice
04:23don't blame me
04:29hmm
04:34think he's dry hating
04:37if that's the end of the turn
04:40Virgil open the door Vir
04:43Virgil
04:48Virgil
04:48oh Sharon thank you for doing my laundry while I sat on my butt door
04:53doing nothing as usual here let me help
04:57can't hear
04:57nothing
04:59he keeps the city safe bro
05:02Blaine's a pretty good student
05:03me huh
05:05well then I guess I don't need to tell you about that call you got
05:09what call who was it
05:11Kobe Bryant he needs some help on his jumper are you free
05:14was it a girl
05:15haha now that's funny
05:17no it was Richie
05:19who else calls you six times in ten minutes
05:21got that right
05:22I beg your pardon
05:24you ever spend so much time with someone that you feel like you're gonna scream
05:27of course
05:28actually yes
05:30hey
05:32that will be you my guy
05:35thanks I'm glad we had this chat
05:42hey
05:42hey she's
05:43you're lucky she didn't keep
05:45one
05:46one dirty pair of underwear
05:47out just to throw on you
05:50lucky they're all clean
05:53yes Richie
05:54didn't Sharon give you my message
05:56yeah
05:57so
05:57so there's a guy making a mess down here at the waterpark
06:00I'm a superhero not a janitor
06:06brother it's bad
06:07really bad
06:11not that kind of mess bro
06:26having superpowers works up one super powerful appetite
06:30how did son get her soup that fast?
06:33it couldn't have been more than a full day
06:38ha ha ha ha
06:44whoo
06:44rough weather we're having
06:45it's that dude
06:46he's got some kind of power over the wind
06:48I can handle him
06:49okay but be careful
06:51there's a lot of water around here
06:52if you get wet when you're powered up
06:53you could short out
06:54Richie
06:55please
07:01what's a hot dog without sauerkraut?
07:03ah
07:03yo breeze boy
07:05with a diet like this it's no wonder you're blowing so much hot air
07:09yeah
07:10in my opinion
07:12sauerkraut sucks
07:13I hate sauerkraut
07:14the name is slipstream
07:16whatever
07:17what do you think you're doing besides cornering the market on spandex?
07:20stay out of my way sparky
07:22I do what I want
07:23especially now
07:25you'll understand if I and a couple of thousand cops have a little problem with that
07:32boo
07:44oh man you can't get outsmarted by a guy who only cares about eating
07:52oh man I hate sauerkraut
07:55static
07:56where are you?
07:58slipstream's over by the box office
08:05dude really moves for a big guy
08:10hey
08:11give me those
08:14yeah yeah who will give you that when he shoves it down your throat
08:20the food
08:43he's in the predicament right now because of listening to you
08:49because you're trying to
08:51because you're trying to
08:53I don't know
08:53trying to be robin or something
08:57without actual fighting skills
09:01I can knock it down
09:03I can knock it down
09:03I can knock it down
09:04hey now
09:04who's that?
09:16I can knock it down
09:20because I'm not the only person
09:20I can knock it down
09:20I can knock it down
09:24and they're in the building
09:24no
09:25no
09:25no
09:25no
09:25no
09:26no
09:28And Exhibit B of Richie doing more harm than good.
09:38Serves you right for messing with my horse, fool.
09:41But it's cool.
09:43Maybe I ought to be grabbing on more serious stuff.
09:51Catch it, Richie.
09:53Do not help.
09:57V, you're okay.
09:59Yeah.
10:00No thanks to you.
10:04Exactly.
10:08Screw up.
10:10My screw up?
10:11Slipstream had you on the ropes, man.
10:13I saw an opening and I took it.
10:14Your opening nearly killed me.
10:16Oh, maybe you would have preferred to have Daisy there instead?
10:20At least Daisy doesn't bombard me with a bunch of dumb schedules and training.
10:25And look what I build every day.
10:27Well, what are you saying?
10:28What am I saying?
10:29I'm saying chill out, back off, and quit bugging me.
10:32Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:34Okay.
10:35Well, in that case, I am out of the bug business forever.
10:50Man, you got to be less petty than that.
10:54I mean, you guys are boys.
10:59Out of lab work, so I want you to choose a partner.
11:02You have two minutes to make your selections.
11:04Daisy, um, I was wondering, I mean, if you're not busy...
11:09Of course I'll be your partner, Virgil.
11:10But don't you usually work with Richie?
11:12Been there, done that, thank you.
11:17Yo, Omar.
11:18You hook up with anybody?
11:19Me?
11:20Well...
11:20Good.
11:20I need a partner who's going to take his job seriously.
11:23For a change.
11:31You do this comic book run every week?
11:33Yep.
11:34First we hit Dakota Comics, then Off Your Rocket, and sometimes Gunther's Books, in case they
11:38got a new shipment of back issues.
11:40Huh.
11:40Guess you and Richie had this down to a science.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Guess we did.
11:45Okay, Virgil.
11:46What's with you two?
11:47Nothing.
11:48It's no big deal.
11:48Oh, please.
11:49You both act like the...
11:51Come on, man.
11:52She's obviously not stupid.
11:55Complete polar opposite of stupid.
12:00Anybody can see that him and Richie weren't on, uh, the friendliest of terms.
12:09The other one strangled your cat.
12:15Really, Virgil, the least you can do is admit that there's a problem between you and...
12:19Richie.
12:21Virgil.
12:22We were just talking about you.
12:24Oh?
12:25Well, I was just leaving.
12:26Plant Man?
12:28Uh-huh.
12:28It's out?
12:29Yeah.
12:30First issue of the Denny Miller four-parter.
12:32Awesome!
12:33We've been reading rumors about this on the web for weeks.
12:36Yeah, tell me about it.
12:37Now, I've got it.
12:39So cool!
12:39I...
12:39Um...
12:40Here.
12:41You can have it.
12:42I'll get my own copy someplace else.
12:45Really?
12:46They're gonna do this, man?
12:50Real...
12:51Real dudes.
12:52Real dudes.
12:53The realest of real dudes don't hold grudges that long.
12:57Let's just talk it out or something.
13:00Bonding over comics would be a nice way to start.
13:07Doesn't look very good anyway.
13:09Oh, just take the dumb book, will you?
13:12Five seconds ago was like you'd found the holy grail.
13:15Hey, what's that?
13:17And now we go to our Sky Eye newscopter at the scene.
13:20Turn up the sound.
13:21Quick!
13:23This is...
13:26What the heck does...
13:27A comic book superhero need with comic books?
13:34Study?
13:38Kelly Sandoval coming to you live from the Sky Eye newscopter
13:42as we remain in hot pursuit of Dakota's newest metahuman,
13:45the insatiable Flip Street.
13:47His whirlwind path of crime has swept through two chicken char kings,
13:51a Booker G. Fudge store, and the First National Bank.
13:54Where will it end?
13:56No!
13:57News lady, thanks for the hype,
14:00but I'm really the shy type.
14:02So, why don't you just buzz off?
14:04Ah!
14:14Yeah, now, if he puts them in danger of being, you know, killed,
14:19now he's really a threat.
14:21They got static guys to take him down.
14:30He's a threat that he has to take him down.
14:43that poor woman what's going to
14:45Virgil
14:50Richie
14:52did you see where Virgil went
14:53don't ask me
14:55I'll keep track of his schedule anymore
14:57look
15:16to the ground slowly
15:18guided to the ground slowly
15:41great job Virgil
15:51come on it's static
15:54thank you thank you glad to help
15:59that's why I'm here
16:10well
16:12yeah you win some you lose some
16:18that's a huge sum
16:25hey Richie you doing anything
16:27I don't know how come
16:28well I'm just heading over to get your grub on
16:30want to come along
16:31just you
16:32well me and Virgil
16:34pass
16:35really
16:36I insist
16:37Daisy give it up
16:39Virgil and I don't want to be friends anymore
16:42okay
16:43don't want to be friends
16:44after how long
16:45after how close they've been
16:47after how long they've been friends
16:50mentioned each other's houses
16:51don't get their families
16:58don't do that
17:00end of story
17:01anyway you should be happy
17:02now that I'm not hanging around
17:04you get his undivided attention
17:05Richie you're right about one thing
17:07I like Virgil
17:08but I like you too
17:09only I liked you both more
17:11when you were friends
17:12what do you mean
17:13ever since you two stopped talking
17:15you've been walking around
17:16like you swallowed a lemon
17:17and Virgil's a one man funeral procession
17:20the guy hasn't cracked a joke in two days
17:22it's not normal
17:23believe me
17:24there's nothing normal about Virgil
17:28hold on
17:29hello
17:30Virgil
17:31Virgil I can hardly hear you
17:33hates a flake on you
17:34but I can't make it to the grub right now
17:37I wouldn't wait if I were you
17:38an old friend blew into town
17:40catch you tomorrow
17:41okay
17:42alright
17:42see you tomorrow
17:45congratulations Richie
17:46you're off the hook
17:47he can't make it
17:48huh
17:49Virgil's backing out on you
17:50yes Richie
17:51amazing but true
17:53he said an old friend
17:54just blew into town
17:55and he has to catch up
17:56oh
17:58be there quickly
17:59bring some zap caps
18:04in his most brazen act yet
18:06slipstream has struck again
18:07this time at one of the city's
18:09most famous monuments
18:10the Natural History Museum
18:11in Dakota Field
18:18I'm on top of the food chain
18:20no doubt
18:20time to get paid
18:22like the dog I am
18:23ha ha ha
18:24ha
18:31hold on
18:32hold on
18:37hey uh you're up to
18:41you're up to the millions
18:43in destruction of property
18:50no more kid gloves for this dude
18:55hey it's that little firefly
18:58time to squash him
18:59huh
19:01ah
19:02ah
19:10really
19:11you didn't land a hit
19:12before doing that
19:15before getting shorted out
19:23oh
19:23come on
19:30oh
19:30oh no
19:32best be sure I unplugged Sparky
19:35for keeps
19:35the dude's getting on my nerves
19:37yo Sparky
19:38here I come
19:39and here I go
19:44so weak
19:45oh man
19:46V's gotta be totally drained
19:48this is bad
19:49very bad
19:58yes
19:58something
19:59about time you do something right
20:03on second thought
20:11come on Sparky
20:12I'm not gonna hurt you
20:14much
20:21stop
20:24hey
20:26sorry
20:29let me think
20:30get our order of pizza
20:33don't think so
20:34well
20:34better send it back
20:37take a taste of this slipstream
20:46who seriously dropped all of the exact caps
20:52everybody trying to be a hero
20:53well that worked out well
20:56Richie
20:57over here
21:02what's with your arm
21:03I think it's busted
21:05whoa
21:05I'm so sorry bro
21:07not your fault
21:09listen V
21:09you were right
21:10I'm not the superhero on this team
21:12I'm just the sidekick
21:13and a lousy one too
21:15don't sell yourself short
21:18I'm sorry about the friction
21:20friends
21:20friends
21:21ah
21:22now the question is
21:23how to get you out of here
21:27he's not looking this way
21:29go
21:37think he saw us
21:38yo
21:40what's up
21:41you scared to show your face
21:42big shot
21:43of course he saw you
21:46yes I think he did
21:47you better make a run for it
21:48I'll be okay
21:49really
21:51you got any more of those egg things on you
21:53the zap caps
21:54yeah but
21:55slipstream will never give you a chance to throw them
21:57who said anything about throwing them
22:11stay back here he comes
22:16yo
22:16yo
22:16you ready for a trip to Oz
22:46yes sir
22:50hey hey
22:55uh
22:57I hope he likes prison food as much as food on the outside
23:02putting on a little weight huh slippy
23:13hey guys
23:14Richie
23:15what happened to your arm
23:17swimming accident
23:17I told you man
23:19when you dive into the pool
23:20make sure there's water in there
23:21what was I thinking
23:23well
23:23I'm glad to see you two back together
23:25us too
23:26which reminds me
23:27you want to come along on another comic book run
23:29twice
23:30in one week
23:31thanks anyway
23:32too bad
23:33you're lost
23:34no account for some people's taste
23:35you guys are really into that superhero stuff aren't you
23:39you have no idea
23:41you might say that