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00:07You
00:07Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic. Monogamy isn't realistic. Again. Monogamy isn't realistic.
00:17I didn't understand that word at the time
00:20But now I know exactly what he was talking about. Saturday, I would love it if you were my date.
00:26I can't do that because like
00:28You and I won't ever see each other again
00:32Morning. Oh, Amy. What happened? The church let out early?
00:39Oh, I like Tom's sweater. Does he teach computer in a church basement?
00:43Don't get all threatened just because you don't understand the concept of marriage. You dress him like that, so nobody
00:47else wants to have sex with him. That's cool
00:49Hey!
00:54I'm just a modern chick who does what she wants. Last week, it was this guy. Is that wine in
00:58a box?
00:59Hey, Mark Wahlberg. Shut up. Mark Wahlberg? Mark Wahlberg is like a hundred and fifty pounds. I look like Mark
01:04Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg
01:06Before you judge, you should know I'm doing fine. My friends are awesome. My apartment's sick and I have a
01:12great job at a men's magazine
01:14I like you, Amy. You're clever, but you're not too brainy. You're pretty-ish and you're not gorgeous. You're approachable.
01:21Thank you
01:21Yeah
01:23I'm giving you an assignment. I need a profile on a sports doctor
01:30So you're doing the article, I mean? Mm-hmm. Sorry to interrupt. We watch a Downton Abbey later. LeBron, I'm
01:34being interviewed
01:35Listen, I'm watching it tonight cuz I'm not gonna go to practice and all the guys are talking about it
01:38and I'm left out
01:39It's all. You follow sports? Sports. I love them. Who's your favorite team? The Orlando
01:46Blooms
01:47Do you want to get a drink? Yeah
01:51Starts ringing. Can you tell me when you start?
01:56What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night. My boy got intimate. Yes, sexual intercourse. Oh
02:02You never spend the night. What were you blackout drunk? No, I'd like two drinks three max
02:08Four now that I'm Italian because you're an antibiotics or something
02:13Oh my god, he's calling me. I would he call you guys just had sex. This is Amy. I think
02:17you butt dialed me. No, I dialed you with my fingers
02:19What's she saying? What's she saying? Shhh. He called me on purpose. I ain't love. He's obviously like sick or
02:23something
02:25I was calling to say I had a really good time last night. I was wondering if you wanted to
02:28um, hang out again
02:30I'm gonna call the police
02:32Are you ready? Are you ready?
02:34Are you ready?
02:34What's she saying?
02:34I'm your ready.
02:36What are you людей?
02:36What's she saying?
02:37I'm sorry.
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