00:00You know, I think we've got a good thing going here.
00:05You're not falling asleep on me, are you? I want to talk about us.
00:08No, I'm listening. Just keep doing that, though. It's wonderful.
00:12You and Gabby are worlds apart.
00:15Is that good or bad?
00:17It's good, believe me. This is just the sort of relationship I need.
00:21After all the friction with Gabby, all I want to be is happy.
00:24All I've ever wanted is the same thing.
00:26Good, wholesome, country-loving, as my mum calls it.
00:29Yeah, your mum sounds like a pretty smart cookie.
00:32I guess both of us being from the country is one reason we hit it off so well.
00:35That and a bit of physical attraction thrown in.
00:38Thanks for the lift, my hand.
00:40Oh, hang on, mate. You forgot your wallet.
00:54How about a drink?
00:56No, thanks.
00:58Party on at Luz.
01:00Debbie's 17th.
01:02Oh.
01:03I might get going, mate. The four's a crowd.
01:06No, stay.
01:07You don't have to go just because Wayne's here.
01:09Oh, fine. I'll go there.
01:10No, Wayne. You're my guest.
01:12Oh, sit down, all of you.
01:15Go on.
01:18Now, what is the problem?
01:21You said you were fine about Wayne and I.
01:23I know, but...
01:24But what?
01:26Come on, you guys. I want this out in the open.
01:30Brad?
01:32It's cool, OK?
01:33Well, I'm fed up with it.
01:35It's about time you all grew up.
01:37Can't you at least make an effort?
01:40I'd like you all to be friends.
01:47So how's the school basketball team come along?
01:49Pretty good.
01:51No, they're hopeless.
01:52Half of them wouldn't even have a clue about the basics.
01:54Well, I thought that's what you're supposed to be teaching them.
01:57Well, most of them aren't even fit.
01:58What do you do with them in PE? Play jump rope with them or something?
02:01Well, there's only so much you can do with two periods a week.
02:04It's not my problem if the kids don't train after school.
02:06Oh, that's a great attitude.
02:08I thought teachers were supposed to encourage their kids.
02:10And I thought this was supposed to be a friendly conversation.
02:13Hasn't anyone got anything decent to say?
02:14No, not to these guys.
02:16I didn't realise I was in the company of such sporting legends.
02:22Speaking of which, guess who came into the restaurant the other night?
02:25Rod Marsh.
02:26You're kidding.
02:27Now, there's a legend.
02:29Aussie cricket wouldn't be the same if it wasn't for Marsh.
02:31Yeah, hey, hasn't he got the world record for the most stumpings or something?
02:34Yep, thanks to Lily. Best bowler we ever had.
02:36No, no, no. What about Tomo? Heaps pace, yeah.
02:39What about when he nearly won the Ashes at the crease with Borda in 82-83?
02:42Yeah, but you've got to admit, Lily had style, eh?
02:44Oh, yeah. That aluminium bat was a real winner.
02:47Oh, yeah.
02:49And New Zealand needed six runs to win off the last ball.
02:51Greg Chappell tells his brother.
02:53Trev.
02:53Trev, to bowl under him, right?
02:55There's nothing the Kiwis could have done about it.
02:57Caused an outrage.
02:58Marsh wouldn't have done it?
02:59Yeah, well, Marsh wasn't a bowler, man.
03:00A hell of a drinker, though.
03:01How many cans was it on the flight to England?
03:03Oh, he's got the record, anyway.
03:0572, I think.
03:06But boom broke it on the last Ashes tour.
03:07Yeah? No way.
03:09Nah, true.
03:10Speaking of which, all this talk about beer's making me thirsty.
03:13Could you get us a couple of beers and an orange juice for bread?
03:15Tell.
03:16Hey, did I ever tell you Dougie Walters used to play with my dad?
03:18Really?
03:19What was he like?
03:20You sure I can't get you guys anything else?
03:22What, chips, beernuts, maybe heat up a few meat pies?
03:25Yeah, great, whatever I can manage.
03:26Hey, the top bloke, Dougie, used to leave his cigarette burning when he went out to bat in case he
03:30got out first ball.
03:31That's a bit rich for the bloke who scored his first century in his test debut.
03:35I'm going to bed if anyone wants to know.
03:37Yeah, right, I don't know.
03:38He would have only been 20 or so, wouldn't he?
03:40I wish I'd seen it.
03:41Good night.
03:42Good night.
03:42Mate, you would have been in your nappies when he played that match.
03:44Hey, what about our beers?
03:48Do you think she's a bit stroppy?
03:50She didn't get much of a word in.
03:52Well, I can't see why.
03:53She wanted us to be mates, didn't she?
03:57Hey, hey, you shouldn't be cleaning this up.
04:02You piked out a bit early last night.
04:04Weren't you feeling that well?
04:05I'm surprised you noticed.
04:07I'm fine.
04:08I guess I wasn't finding the conversation particularly stimulating.
04:12Did you have to talk about cricket the whole night?
04:14Well, at least we were talking.
04:15Isn't that what you wanted?
04:16I guess.
04:17Anyway, you'd be pleased to know that I've decided Wayne isn't such a moron.
04:20Anyone whose dad played with Dougie Waters can't be all that big.
04:22Who's that?
04:24Ah, never mind.
04:25I don't want to know.
04:26Yeah.
04:29Are you trying to look athletic or are you actually going for a jog?
04:32Both.
04:33Somehow me and the guys got to talking about triathlons last night.
04:36Well, what's that got to do with cricket?
04:38Nothing.
04:39Huh, amazing.
04:41Yeah.
04:41Anyway, we all agreed it was the ultimate in physical endurance
04:43and I reckon we should have a street competition or run, swim in a cycle.
04:46What do you reckon?
04:47I think it's a great idea.
04:49Provided it's not another male-dominated event.
04:51Can girls enter?
04:54You want to enter a triathlon?
04:56What's so funny about that?
04:58Well, it's not like aerobics, you know?
05:01It's a tough race for real athletes.
05:02Some guys wouldn't be able to handle it.
05:04Oh, you sexist pig, Mark Gottlieb.
05:07Kill me.
05:14Hey, that looks good.
05:15Not helping you get out for breakfast, are you?
05:17Mm.
05:18Well, there wasn't much left in the fridge.
05:19Uh, yeah, sorry about that.
05:22I guess you thought we were a bunch of yobos, huh?
05:25I had no idea those guys were such sports fans.
05:27Mm.
05:28Sure broke the ass between you.
05:30Yeah, well, I saw Mark out jogging this morning.
05:32He actually crossed the road to talk to me.
05:34And not that I could understand the thing he said.
05:36He was so out of breath.
05:37I don't think I've got anything to worry about in the triathlon.
05:40So are you all getting together for another sports debate tonight?
05:43Should I stock up on beer and chips?
05:47How does a romantic night out sound?
05:49Just the two of us.
05:51Oh, I don't know.
05:52Come on, let me make up for last night.
05:54No sports talk, I swear.
05:56What do you say?
05:59What do you say?
06:00What do you say?
06:01What do you say?
06:01What do you say?
06:01What do you say?
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