00:03Mom, I'm home.
00:11Mom?
00:21Hiya, Max. Mom here.
00:23I'm off in Mexicali at the Mucho Grande swap meet.
00:25I'll be back late.
00:27Dinner's yesterday's buffalo stew.
00:29See you then.
00:41We'll be back.
00:45And this news break.
00:47A third volcanic island has lifted its fiery head from the Pacific.
00:51Scientists are unsure what it means,
00:53other than there'll be a hot time in the old town tonight.
00:59Bless this homework, oh wise one.
01:07Hey, you miss me, Thor?
01:14Yeah!
01:16Whoa, package delivery!
01:18Hmm, probably something to Mom's.
01:20Uh, just leave it, please!
01:23Wow, this ain't for Mom, it's for me?
01:28Hmm, wonder who could have sent it?
01:35Cool, looks Egyptian.
01:43Ah, that's it!
01:53Okay, okay, uh, that's an inwich, and that's a nit, which means strong or mighty.
02:02You have been chosen to be the cap bearer?
02:07Go to the mini-mart and wait for a sign, Mighty Max.
02:12Mighty Max?
02:17I'm dreaming!
02:32What has happened?
02:34The chosen one could have done this.
02:36He's coming, as prophesied, to destroy me.
02:41And I'm so close to release.
02:44Go!
02:45Find him first, and bring me his beating heart.
02:50And I'll beat it raw.
02:58Whoa!
02:59What a rush!
03:03Man, I don't think they made this one in Taiwan.
03:08Hmm, I guess I blew a fuse or something.
03:12So, you think I'm dumb enough to go to that mini-mart?
03:25Boy, I hope this is some kind of joke.
03:28Well, at least I'll pick up an El Supremo comic, if nothing else.
03:33What did the... not the cupcakes!
03:36Big Ed?
03:37Back! Back!
03:39Taste my Louisville Slugger, sucker!
03:44Get out of here, Max!
03:47Wow!
04:07Fast on the bye-bye, whatever you is!
04:10I don't believe it!
04:22Second floor!
04:23Wow!
04:39What?
04:44No!
04:47No!
04:53No!
04:55No!
04:57No!
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:02At last, the Mighty One!
05:04Ah, I see you received my package, as prophesied, 5,000 years ago.
05:10Do help him up, Norman.
05:11After all, you are the Guardian of the Mighty One.
05:16Hey!
05:21Don't mess with me, buddy!
05:23I know the ancient, deadly art of, um, Fudu!
05:27Yeah, yeah, and I can rip your eyes out and show them to you before you die.
05:35Right then, just follow us to the portal, Mighty Max.
05:39It must be around here somewhere.
05:44Ah, glad that's settled.
05:46I'd hate to hurt either of you two guys.
05:48So, where are we?
05:50Mongolia.
05:52Mongolia?
05:53Hey, what are you talking about, man?
05:54How'd I get here?
05:55Ah, here it is.
06:01Hey! Wait for me!
06:06Okay, now, what's this all about?
06:07And how can you look like a... a chicken?
06:10My name is Virgil, and I'm a fowl, not a chicken.
06:16You are Mighty Max, the chosen one.
06:19Chosen one?
06:20Oh, what'd I win? Cash? Prizes? Video games?
06:24Where's that McMahon?
06:26All will be explained, but we must hurry.
06:28Just step forward into the portal.
06:30Look, I just see rock, and if you think...
06:38What's happening?
06:38What's happening?
06:48All right, if you don't come clean with what just happened, man, I am gone!
06:53Well, if you insist.
06:55But I've only had five eons to practice this speech.
06:59Here goes.
07:00Every person has a gift, and in their gift lies their destiny.
07:06You, Mighty Max, are a hero, and you have been chosen to wear the last cosmic cap to victory.
07:14As such, you, the wearer of the cap, have access to the long-lost transport of the gods.
07:22Hey! Hey, it's glowing!
07:37Sort of a super subway system, as it were.
07:39Come along.
07:40You are the focus of the powers of good.
07:43Norman and I are here to aid and serve.
08:04Oh, I don't feel so bad, big guy.
08:06There'll be other heads to chop, I'm sure.
08:08I am very wise, and shall instruct you in the ways of being a hero.
08:13Oh, my speciality.
08:15Great. Chicken teaching me to be brave.
08:18Norman is your guardian, the ultimate bodyguard, as it were.
08:22He's quite unstoppable.
08:23He shall protect you from the smaller inconveniences that crop up from time to time.
08:29Where is that portal?
08:38Basically, you're it.
08:41Mighty Max.
08:44Yeah, but this mighty stuff, it sounds wussy.
08:47Mighty is a title of courtesy, like Mr. or King.
08:51Hey, this is my block! I'm back home!
08:54You are mighty, understand?
08:58Yeah, if you say so. Just don't call me that, okay?
09:01Yes, Mighty Max.
09:03And another thing.
09:04What was the flaming pyro thingy waiting for me at the Minimart?
09:08A lava beast, and at the ordained Minimart.
09:12Skullmaster knows of you.
09:14Then he must almost be free if he has sent his minions.
09:17Is there something you're not telling me?
09:24No, no, it says so in the scroll.
09:26I'm sure there's a basement around here.
09:37Looking for this?
09:39I guess there is one.
09:49Whoa!
09:50You mean this was down here all the time?
09:53Cool!
09:59Stop!
10:00Look at your cap!
10:02This is the gateway to Skull Mountain.
10:04In my basement?
10:05What better place?
10:07You are the chosen one.
10:09Oh, great, Virge.
10:11So, Skullmaster's on the other side of that.
10:13And he's probably got a million zillion lava beasts with him, huh?
10:17Come on, a guy'd have to be a complete moron to go through there, then.
10:21I'm not going, no matter what.
10:24Wow!
10:32Virgil!
10:36He's gone.
10:38Wow.
10:39I guess a chosen one's got to do what a chosen one's got to do.
10:43Well, here's to saving the world.
10:45And Mom, and my friends, and Virgil!
11:07Uh, no chance we have the wrong address, huh?
11:27Norman, big guy, big guy, big guy!
11:31Norman!
11:33Norman, big guy!
11:38Oh!
11:39around so i may see you no no don't tell me let me guess skull master right you're the chosen
11:48one
11:48prophesied to destroy me you're a worm an insect i'm nothing hey don't get me steamed boneheader
12:05i'll gnaw your ankles off gee i sounded tough enough five thousand years of anger and fear
12:11and now i find you are norms at all great that we can be friends shake
12:21whoa whoa one second thought uh wait i think i hear my mom calling me you know i'd really love
12:28to stay and chat but she's a real monster if i'm not home by dinner so more than me
12:38time to die chosen one the crystal well well well one more step big fella and this puppy
12:48takes a fall comprende don't touch that crystal you were saying no
13:01do you think you can run away from me
13:08virgil
13:30virgil
13:31how's it hanging bud oh the chosen one i knew you'd come
13:38yeah well can't let you go hogging the glory and all
13:44ah wonderful now on to skull master
13:48yeah look virgil before we do anything rash
13:54oh the chosen one uh oh i think we're in deep dish pizza now
14:04kill kill kill
14:09oh
14:10oh
14:10oh
14:11oh
14:14hey virgil can chickens fly what was that
14:19yahoo
14:22ee
14:23ee
14:23ee
14:23ee
14:24ee
14:24ee
14:24ee
14:25ee
14:28ee
14:29ee
14:36ee
14:39ee
14:40this is gonna be fun
14:42ha
14:44ah
14:44ah
14:46ha
14:47act
14:47hu
14:49hee
14:53key
14:56that was fun
14:58oh man that was great
15:00uh
15:02would someone mind terribly
15:09thank you mighty max says find us the portal out of here fast or kiss your kebabs goodbye
15:34we made it next stop the girl us of a
15:44what are those things oh looks like someone's rototiller got a little out of hand huh
15:48the portal should be just up ahead maybe another 30 feet the portal's 30 feet out there in midair
15:55over that oh man someone told me there's another way out beckes skull master have no fear you are
16:06destined to win um good to see you again mr skull master scully so how are you doing
16:28you can't escape
16:32i'll rip your limbs from your body and slowly suck the marrow from your bones
16:41that's it we're has-beens but i'm taking that sucker with me
16:52hang on i don't know what i'm doing here goes nothing
17:04my tunnels you're destroying my tunnels open wide and say
17:20oh
17:42don't mess with mighty man
17:42about that portal being out there, Virgil?
17:44The map has never been wrong in 5,000 years, and...
17:48What?
17:49No.
17:50You don't mean...
17:51What, like we have a chance here?
17:54Am I Mighty Max or aren't I?
17:56One?
17:57You will die, chosen one.
18:00You will die.
18:03Go for it!
18:07Go for it!
18:11Go for it!
18:12You will die!
18:36Hey!
18:37Hey, we're not dead!
18:38We made it!
18:40Ha-ha!
18:41What?
18:42Alive?
18:43And so bold on Earth?
18:46But where on Earth?
18:48Somewhere in Australia, I think.
18:50Should be a portal to Madagascar only 50 miles or so from here.
18:5550 miles?
18:56No way, Jose!
18:58Hey, I'm the Mighty One, you remember?
19:00I just saved the world from certain destruction.
19:02I ain't moving.
19:03Find a closer portal.
19:04They're on today.
19:06Tough.
19:06I'm not going.
19:11Um, Virgil?
19:12Norman?
19:14Hey, you guys, I was just kidding around.
19:17Can't you take a joke?
19:18Ha-ha!
19:18So, Norm, old buddy, you big hunk of nothing.
19:21How about a piggyback ride, huh?
19:22After all, I am Mighty Max!
19:26Oh, please!
19:31Well, this week, we went to Mongolia and Egypt
19:34and then to India, where we saw the Taj Mahal.
19:38In 1630, Shah Jahan started building it as a shrine for his wife.
19:42It took 20,000 men 22 years to complete.
19:46You know, I think it'd take just about that long to clean my room.
19:50See ya!
19:54Arrow Tower?
19:55Nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to die there.
19:58This way to the Thumbscrews on a special One Hour Goosebumps tonight at 7 on YTV.
20:04Release your angst-ridden inner child.
20:07Help me, Mommy!
20:08It's alive!
20:09Today at 3 on YTV.
20:10Boy!
20:18That's wonderful.
20:29And that is the show is Heavy In T Merci!
20:41Hey, what's up? Welcome back to BrainWatch, the coolest laundromat in the world, where
20:45I'm about to get my head beat up. Because, well, this guy Fletch Cronko used to beat
20:50me up in grade eight. He's coming over here with his laundry. And we wrote a song to deal
20:55with the emotions that I'm going through right now. We have to get to him.
20:57Poor Ed. He'll shove a chalk brush up my nose. He'll string me from the goalpost by my toes.
21:10He'll spray me with ink with a garden hose. He'll welcome me to the ground in a painful pose.
21:18Why? I'll tell you why. Oh, cause he's a fooling.
21:27He's a fooling. He's a fooling thug, a torture freak, a big moron that calls you a geek.
21:40A stalk and a prey upon the weak. He's a fragile human being, the future lurking bleak.
21:54He's a bully. Yeah. He's a bully. Yeah. He's a bully. Bully. Bully.
22:08Hey, did I have lipstick on my teeth? No, man. What a freak. Can you believe it?
22:12Yeah, he should be here right after Sweet Valley High. Yeah, he's coming over here. I'm done.
22:16I'm done. What you worry?
22:18You know, Ashna, for a morning show, we sure have fun.
22:21We've got bands. They're hit. They're cool.
22:24We've got wicked musical guests, and we've got comedians. We've got artists.
22:27We've got actors and actresses, directors.
22:29Weekday mornings, 7 to 8.30 on YTV.
22:33March 11 to 15.
22:35It's all good this March break, 96.
22:37In the zone.
22:38And the breakfast zone setting the scene with hot bands.
22:40Special guests.
22:42With three back-to-back episodes.
