00:00Things have changed.
00:01I've gotten older now, I can't explain it to you.
00:03I don't know why.
00:04When I park, we have to turn the music down.
00:09I don't know why things have changed chemically.
00:14I can't explain what's happening,
00:15but there's a switch that flips or doesn't flip.
00:17That means when I was younger,
00:18I could park while blasting Nirvana.
00:21Today, if someone coughs, I have to start all over again.
00:26There's a preparation for parallel parking that requires,
00:28hold on, everyone get organized, please.
00:32Everyone quiet, please, because you never know.
00:35When you'll find a spot, life always surprises you.
00:39You're driving along happy with the family.
00:50And you find a spot and say, right, turn that crap off.
00:54Get your heads down back there because daddy's parking.
00:57I'm not getting angry, I'm just parking.
00:59There's no need to cry.
01:01Today, when I park, I make my family cry.
01:04I've actually become my father.
01:08I've actually become my father.
