00:00The stories you are about to see are true.
00:02The names have not been changed so that your friends can make fun of you tomorrow.
00:07Any similarity between the characters depicted here and any actual persons is completely intentional.
00:17Good afternoon, Glenn.
00:19Dr. Connors.
00:21Welcome.
00:22My name is Dr. Curtis Connors.
00:25And yes, in case you're wondering, I'm a Southpaw.
00:28I'm not a cripple, I'm a scientist, and I'm the world's foremost authority on herpetology.
00:33That's reptiles, for those of you who don't know.
00:35But like the Parkinson's patient who watches on in horror as her body slowly betrays her,
00:41or the man with macular degeneration whose eyes grow dimmer each day, I long to fix myself.
00:48I want to create a world without weakness.
00:52Anyone care to venture a guess just how?
00:55Yes.
00:56Stem cells?
00:57It's not promising, but the solution I'm thinking of is more radical.
01:04No one?
01:05Cross-species genetics.
01:14The person gets Parkinson's when the brain cells...
01:40Take off the damn hood and look at me.
01:53Where do you go?
01:55Who does this to you?
01:56Please go to sleep, Aunt May.
01:58Please don't.
01:59Aunt May, please, please, please go to sleep.
02:02I can't sleep!
02:04Mr. Parker, tardy again.
02:09Well, at least we can always count on you.
02:11Sorry, Miss Ritter, it won't happen again, I promise.
02:14Don't make promises you can't keep, Mr. Parker.
02:18Yeah, but those are the best kind.
02:21Okay, class, open your books.
02:23Let's begin on page one.
02:29Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
02:30I gotta tell you this one thing.
02:31I gotta tell you this one thing.
02:32It's about the vigilante and the car thief, all right?
02:35Oh, okay.
02:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:39Don't, no, don't, no.
02:40Okay, no, forget that.
02:41I'm not gonna talk about it.
02:42I'm gonna talk about me, okay?
02:44What about you?
02:45It's impossible.
02:46I wish I could just...
02:49I can't.
02:49It's hard to say.
02:50Just say.
02:51No, I don't.
02:52Say it.
02:54No.
02:56Why?
02:57What?
03:01What?
03:19All my friends are dead, and they don't like me anymore.
03:23They moved along, they changed, and now they find me quite a bore.
03:28Way back then, it was okay to be a little weird.
03:32Greetings, my friends.
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