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00:05Oh, that was them! That was them! That was them! That was them! That was them!
00:09It's anybody's game. It comes down to the clocks, Jeff.
00:11That is correct.
00:12That was pathetic, bro.
00:14Yeah, that didn't look super athletic on any of their parts.
00:20Welcome on in to the next match of the Dozen Extreme Pro Football Edition
00:25presented by Jersey Mike's and a sub above.
00:28You just saw. Clap, clap. Yeah, yeah.
00:31It's extreme. We clap, right?
00:33Though you clap in the regular, Dustin.
00:35It's like you're a fired-up guy and a clapper.
00:37Two great teams here.
00:38The winner's going to take on the Rust Belt team.
00:39Jersey Jerry, Nick Terraney, and Tate for the championship worth $15,000.
00:44It's trivia, but it's extreme. There's more to that.
00:47We also have some physical challenges, some different challenges
00:50than the one you saw in the last episode.
00:52There's two halves to this matchup.
00:55The first half, five different components.
00:57Three trivia, and then two mini-challenges.
00:59You're trying to get time bonuses,
01:01which will be subtracted from your final time in the Big Kahuna,
01:05which is how we decide who wins this challenge.
01:09Just like last episode, Spider, Kate, Big Cat, Roan all join us as well.
01:13And now, let's enjoy these two teams.
01:16Florida. Not Team Florida, just Florida.
01:18Broward.
01:19Between these three fans, two Super Bowls the last 35 years.
01:24Buccaneers represented here.
01:25Zach, Bucs fan.
01:26Che, Bucs fan.
01:27Nicky Smokes, Dolphins, the Finns.
01:29Me and you. All we know is pain.
01:32Football sucks.
01:34I don't know why we like this.
01:35We like the other teams more than our team.
01:37We're filming this before the season, and I'm excited.
01:38I don't know why.
01:39I'm not.
01:41I know better.
01:42How do you feel? You've got a pretty solid team here.
01:44Yeah. I mean, Che's a beast, and Zach, he's the GOAT.
01:48Yeah. That was terrible, but yeah.
01:49We're good.
01:50I don't know what to say.
01:51A bit more of a thematic stretch.
01:54We have the Bears.
01:55We have the Patriot Chicago, New England, the Founding Fathers.
01:58Come on.
01:59Founding franchise, yeah.
02:00It's where the best come from.
02:01White Sox Dave, Eddie, Dana.
02:03A lot of trivia under the belt of these boys.
02:06How are we feeling physically, Dana?
02:08Physically, fantastic.
02:09Mentally, pretty much all there.
02:11Go Pats, and the boys, there's a solid trio here.
02:15How about you, White Sox?
02:16I mean, White Sox Dave does in legend.
02:17Eddie Champion, excuse me.
02:19Can we hide his buzzer?
02:21Yeah, why?
02:21I'm hiding it for myself.
02:23Oh, you just don't want him.
02:24Are you not going to touch the buzzer at all?
02:26I don't think I should.
02:28Okay.
02:29That lines up.
02:30That makes sense.
02:31Like I said, trivia, challenge, trivia, challenge, trivia, and then the big kahuna.
02:38Let's get right into it.
02:38You're going for your first five-second time bonus in the big kahuna.
02:42Your trivia for this round is going to be silhouettes.
02:46You're going to see the silhouette of a quarterback.
02:49You're going to know the year they were drafted.
02:52How you get to the answer is up to you.
02:55Five seconds after you buzz in, if you get it wrong, go to the other side.
02:58Back and forth we go.
03:00Feel free to use potentially some context clues in the photo.
03:04If Che doesn't nail all of these, he has to turn in his yellow card.
03:09It's a disgrace.
03:11First question.
03:12Who is this QB drafted in the 2000s?
03:17The 2000s.
03:20Over here, Founding Fathers.
03:22David Garrard.
03:24Byron Leftwich.
03:25That's correct.
03:26He had nothing for it.
03:27One or the other.
03:28It was one or the other.
03:28Dude, I didn't even sniff that.
03:30You're on the right team.
03:31You're on the right team.
03:31One or the other.
03:32Thank God.
03:32Here we go.
03:33One nothing.
03:33One nothing, Florida.
03:34Who is this QB drafted in the 1990s?
03:381990s.
03:39Over here, Florida.
03:41Is it Dan Marino?
03:43There's two different teams in there.
03:45Oh, I didn't see that.
03:46Got it?
03:48Jake Plummer?
03:49Jake Plummer?
03:50Yeah.
03:50That's correct.
03:51One to one.
03:52How could it be Dan Marino?
03:54None of those teams are the Dolphins.
03:56That's the dumbest thing possible.
03:58It looks like Marino.
03:59Who is Marino?
04:00Marino famously part of that three-team matchup
04:02between the Falcons, Cardinals, and Dolphins.
04:03It could have been an all-star game, Jeff.
04:05Who is this QB drafted in the 2010s?
04:082010s.
04:09Founding Fathers.
04:11Is that Johnny Manziel?
04:12No.
04:13No.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:14No.
04:15No.
04:15No.
04:16I think it's Arneauts.
04:19Christian Ponder.
04:21Other side.
04:23That would be...
04:26Tony Romo.
04:28Teddy Bridgewater.
04:29That's correct.
04:30Two to one, Florida.
04:31Hey, guess what?
04:31He's from Florida.
04:32Manziel.
04:33Beast.
04:34What happened to no buzz?
04:35What happened to no buzz?
04:35All right, I'm done buzzing.
04:36You didn't have to anyways.
04:38Who is this QB drafted in the 2020s?
04:44Over here, Florida.
04:46Drake May.
04:50Who's a lefty?
04:51Patriot.
04:52Are you sure?
04:53That's not a lefty.
04:54That's a lefty.
04:54Bailey Zappi.
04:55Mack Jones.
04:56That's correct, and that is the win.
04:58That is the win for Florida.
05:00How did you not get that, Dave?
05:00Come on.
05:01He's getting the Patriots.
05:02It's like the...
05:03You said lefty.
05:04It looks like a lefty.
05:05Oh, my God, he's going right.
05:07What are you talking about?
05:08A lefty.
05:08Five-second time bonus for Florida.
05:11We're going to throw it to Roan and Big Cat.
05:14Unbelievable trivia there, Roan.
05:16I think Eddie and White Sox Dave are still arguing about whether that's a lefty or not.
05:21And we're watching in real time White Sox Dave drag his team down, and you think,
05:25okay, that's a counterweight against what they're trying to do.
05:27But at the same time, Nicky Smokes is just as dumb.
05:31Yeah.
05:31The Cardinals versus Falcons, and he said Dan Marino.
05:34Then they showed Jake Plummer, and he said it still looks like Dan Marino.
05:38Meanwhile, we had a Vikings against Cowboys game, and White Sox Dave guests Johnny Manziel.
05:45Johnny Manziel.
05:45Who never played for those teams.
05:47It's incredible.
05:48But Che, we've said this before, but Che, everything we're doing was built for Stephen Che.
05:53It was built in a lab for Stephen Che.
05:55If he fails at any of this, I will be very disappointed.
05:58He loves trivia.
05:59He loves to throw the ball around, and he loves Jersey Mike's.
06:04The first physical challenge in this episode is the Quarterback Wheel.
06:09This challenge will consist of three 1v1 duels.
06:14Each duel will consist of three throws each.
06:17The team that has completed the most passes into the net after all three 1v1 duels wins the challenge
06:24and gets a five-second bonus in the Big Kahuna.
06:31The Founding Fathers have a lot of ground that they need to make up.
06:35One thing they have going for them, much like a Jersey Mike sandwich, stacked with meat.
06:39Stacked with meat.
06:40The one thing they don't have going for them, there's already been some issues on the lefty-righty situation,
06:45so they might not even know which hand they're dominant with.
06:48But I think Dana Beers can throw that rock.
06:50I think that White Sox Dave can throw that rock.
06:52And I saw Eddie fooling around with the jugs machine earlier.
06:57Oh!
06:57Maybe he pulls out the jugs machine.
06:59I wouldn't be opposed.
07:00Yeah.
07:01All right, welcome into your first physical challenge.
07:03Right now, five-second time bonus for Florida.
07:05Woo!
07:05Congrats.
07:06You can earn a five-second time bonus on your own here.
07:08It is the QB Wheel.
07:10You've already determined your order.
07:11It's going to be Dana versus Nicky Smokes, three throws each.
07:13Eddie against Zach, and then White Sox Dave against Che.
07:16Team with the most makes wins, simple as that.
07:18Show it off, Dante.
07:19Look at that beautiful sub, Hot Italian, limited time only.
07:22Fantastic, delicious, go-to sandwich right there at Jersey Mike's.
07:26And let's now have our Hot Italian spin the wheel
07:28to see how they're going to throw for the first group.
07:32Dante kind of strikes me more as an original Italian,
07:34where Max would be the Hot Italian.
07:38Under pressure, Mike's way.
07:40Oh!
07:41We have a Mike, though he typically takes on pressure.
07:44But here, he will be pressuring when you're throwing.
07:47You'll have Mike Kadick in your face for all three passes.
07:51That's a great one to land on.
07:52All right, Dana.
07:53First up.
07:54All right, Dana's going up first.
07:55Kadick is going to be in his face under pressure.
07:57The question is not have they kissed.
07:59It's has Kadick ever gone Hot Italian Jersey Mike's,
08:03then Hot Italian kissing Dante.
08:05That would be...
08:06Oh, the double Hot Italian.
08:07Yeah.
08:07That's Mike's way.
08:09That's truly Mike's way.
08:10That's truly Mike's way.
08:12Okay, does that...
08:13I mean...
08:13These guys have a show together, and he's not giving any actual resistance.
08:17No.
08:18All right, here we go.
08:20This is...
08:20Oh!
08:21And we're 0 for 2.
08:22That went through the net.
08:230 for 2.
08:24That's underneath.
08:24I don't think he understands how nets work.
08:28He's in his face.
08:29Dana, back to pass.
08:31There it is.
08:32That's good.
08:32Nails it.
08:33They've got a point.
08:35Success in abundance, just like a sub from Jersey Mike's.
08:38I think the boys have figured it out, Roan.
08:41Just throw it over the guy who's barely there.
08:43A little bit more.
08:45Oh!
08:47Oh!
08:48I mean, come on, dude.
08:50Just lift it up a little bit, man.
08:52Here comes Nicky DeCas.
08:54Got it.
08:55Huge.
08:56Abs 2 to 1.
08:57Dot work from Nicky Smokes.
08:59Thank you, Kadick.
08:59Thank you, Mike.
09:00As low stakes as it gets.
09:02Episode 1, you saw some of the most athletic, physically trying competitions we've ever
09:08seen.
09:09Episode 2, static throwing.
09:11Static throwing with a very little resistance.
09:20Behind the back.
09:21Eddie against Zach.
09:24Eddie.
09:24You know what Larry Bird taught me?
09:28You point this shoulder towards your target.
09:30That's what Larry Bird taught me.
09:33Actually?
09:34Yeah.
09:34I mean, he didn't teach me personally.
09:37He just taught me on, like, YouTube.
09:40All right, Eddie.
09:41Behind the back.
09:42And it's not even close, folks.
09:45I thought you had it.
09:46I think Zach might be able to do this.
09:48Vickie Smokes said, I thought you had it afterwards.
09:51Oh!
09:52Zach is going to get one.
09:53He's going to get one.
09:54I think you almost have to jump and flick the hips.
09:58Eddie.
09:59Not really.
10:01Closer, though.
10:02Closer.
10:02Significantly closer.
10:03Closer.
10:04In that he was going the right general direction.
10:07Yeah.
10:07There it is.
10:08Yeah, Zach!
10:09Oh, no!
10:10A rim job.
10:12That's got to count.
10:13No, it's not in.
10:14Unbelievable.
10:15It's got to go in.
10:16It's got to go in.
10:17That's a great one.
10:18Eddie.
10:19Eddie.
10:19I'm thinking that Eddie could have a hundred throws at that and he wouldn't get it.
10:24This is me.
10:24He got a little bit closer, but Zach needs to hit this to maintain the lead.
10:29Okay.
10:29Why?
10:30Two to one.
10:31Two to one.
10:32White Sox Dave against Che.
10:34Spin it.
10:35Hot Italian.
10:40Two-handed throw.
10:42Chess pass.
10:42Chess pass?
10:43Chess pass.
10:44It has to be a chess pass?
10:45Yes.
10:45Chess pass.
10:46Can the boys do it?
10:48That looked like a one-handed pass to me.
10:51Yeah.
10:51Let's go, Che.
10:52It left one hand and then went into the other.
10:54Second tone, Che.
10:55Follow through in the right hand.
10:56Chess doesn't have any questions.
10:58No.
10:59Two to one.
10:59One went high, one went low.
11:01Two to one.
11:04Give me two, Dave.
11:08Oh!
11:10Two sprung fires.
11:14If Che gets this, it's over.
11:17It's two to one.
11:18It'd be three to one with one left.
11:20For the win.
11:21Oh!
11:21Oh, Che.
11:22Disgusting.
11:23White Sox Dave needs it.
11:24A guy who's built for this, he could have done either of those other things.
11:27Yes, it's in.
11:28Two to two.
11:29For the win.
11:29Don't choke, Che.
11:30For the win.
11:31This is why we jersey match.
11:33You got it, Che.
11:34Here we go.
11:35Look at Che with the pressure on.
11:38He nails it.
11:39He nails it.
11:39Unbelievable.
11:40He puts the belt on.
11:41Ice in his veins.
11:44Incredible competition there, Roan.
11:46Wow, that was stunning.
11:48Yeah.
11:48I gotta hear what they have to say about this.
11:51Team Florida.
11:53Guys, we had a couple mistakes during the trivia, but the MVP here, clearly Steven Che.
11:58Take a big ol' bite and enjoy yourself.
12:01You also had a great throw over Kadic.
12:03How you feeling?
12:04I feel great, Kay.
12:05This is what I do.
12:06This is why they bring me out here.
12:07I'm the best there is, and that's all there is to it.
12:09Zach, how you feeling out there?
12:10Just ready to get extreme again on the trivia, Kate.
12:12Can't wait to get extreme.
12:13Okay.
12:14And Che, how's that sub?
12:16Delicious.
12:16Delicious.
12:17Mike's way, the winning way.
12:18Hey, you look great, by the way.
12:21Get your giant stacked subs and do game day Mike's way.
12:24Order in store or in the Jersey Mike's app.
12:27I'm about to jump right back into trivia.
12:29Yeah.
12:30When I think of Jersey Mike's abundance of meat, that's the thing.
12:33Yes.
12:33You don't want to go somewhere where it's like, oh, where's the meat?
12:35Where's the cheese?
12:36No, no, no.
12:37Jersey Mike's abundance of meat and cheese.
12:39Yes, honestly.
12:41Excessiveness, even.
12:42A stacking of meat.
12:44All right.
12:44Congrats, Florida.
12:46Another five-second bonus.
12:47You have 10 bonus seconds right now being subtracted from your big kahuna score.
12:52There's still 15 seconds on the board here.
12:54You are more than fun.
12:55A reminder, the team that had the bonus in the last one ended up losing.
12:58So anything goes.
12:58Trivia time, though, again.
13:00Football name puzzle.
13:02You're going to see symbols, pictures.
13:04They represent a former or current NFL player.
13:09Somebody recent.
13:10You're going to see symbols, pictures, cartoons, whatever.
13:12It represents the person's name.
13:15Once you see the picture, you can buzz in whenever you think you might have it.
13:17Or if you trust your teammates, they're going to get it right away.
13:20Feel free to buzz right when you see it.
13:21Here we go.
13:22First up, decode this football name puzzle.
13:29Founding Fathers.
13:29Tony Pollard.
13:30That is correct.
13:31Tony Pollard.
13:34Tony Pollard.
13:34Who's that guy in the middle?
13:35Paul Rudd.
13:36Paul.
13:36See, I don't know celebrities.
13:38All right.
13:39One nothing.
13:39Founding Fathers.
13:41Decode this next.
13:42Football name puzzle.
13:47Over here.
13:48Founding Fathers.
13:48DeMarco Murray.
13:49DeMarco Murray.
13:50Two nothing.
13:51DeMarco.
13:53I didn't even see Mark back there.
13:54Yeah, yeah.
13:56I didn't see Mark.
13:58Oh, you didn't see Wahlberg there.
14:00You just saw the D.
14:00Okay.
14:01Two nothing.
14:02Two nothing.
14:02They have three chances to win this challenge.
14:06Decode this football name puzzle.
14:08Can they sweep it?
14:11Is that Albert Einstein?
14:12No.
14:15We can talk.
14:18You can talk.
14:21Over here.
14:22Founding Fathers.
14:23Woody Marks.
14:24That's correct.
14:25Those are Marks right out of wood.
14:26Woody Marks.
14:27That's a sweep.
14:28Three nothing.
14:29Sweet.
14:29Well done, Dana.
14:31Well done.
14:32Five second time bonus for you guys.
14:34You're now only five seconds behind.
14:36In the time.
14:37That is a wild one.
14:38That is it.
14:39I hope the Mark Twain state doesn't sue it.
14:41I thought that was Einstein too.
14:41Yeah, Mark Twain.
14:42He thought it was Einstein.
14:44Yeah, that's interesting.
14:45He thought it was Einstein.
14:46He didn't know what Lard or who Paul Rudd was.
14:50Nicky Smokes is really weighing this team down.
14:54Not going to win MVP.
14:55Really nice stuff from Dana though.
14:58As we watched episode one, we saw Rico being able to take command of an early MVP that meant
15:04nothing.
15:05Now Dana, with his performance in that shout out and trivia, is putting himself squarely
15:10in that competition.
15:10What do we have up next, Roan?
15:12We have a field goal kicking competition.
15:15Oh.
15:15Some uprights that perfectly square up the Jersey Mike's subs logo.
15:21And of course, that's been active since 1956.
15:2570 years of Jersey Mike.
15:26Wow.
15:28It's time for kicking.
15:30The next physical challenge in the dozen extreme is Mike.
15:33This is the football kicking version of the popular basketball game, Horse or Pig.
15:40But in honor of Jersey Mike's, we spell M-I-K-E Mike.
15:45Only one person from each team will compete in this challenge.
15:50The first person will step up, select the spot from the turf in which they will kick,
15:55and then attempt to make a field goal.
15:57If they make it, their opponent will then try and match.
16:00If they miss, their opponent can then pick a spot for themselves.
16:04If you miss a kick that your opponent made, you get a letter.
16:08First person to give all four letters of the word Mike to their opponent wins the challenge
16:14for their team and gets a five second bonus in the big kahuna.
16:19I'm going to predict something here.
16:20Okay.
16:21This challenge could take forever.
16:23I think that there are some people who distinctly will not be able to do this no matter what,
16:28and I'm not going to say who.
16:29Uh, Zach.
16:31Eddie.
16:32Okay.
16:33You didn't say who, I did.
16:34You said who, and you could have been talking about something else.
16:36Correct.
16:37I could have been talking about very funny guys that I'm fond of.
16:40And that has always been true of those two gentlemen.
16:44Eddie.
16:45Yeah.
16:45We learned something about you today, and we'd like to learn another thing about you.
16:49The first thing we learned about you is you're not a backwards passer.
16:53I feel like my second one was a lot better than my first one.
16:56Right.
16:57Okay.
16:57And the second thing we'd like to learn about you today is why do you not have a vowel to
17:01end your name as an Italian?
17:04Uh, my mother's maiden name is Italian.
17:07Okay.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Is your last name Italian?
17:10No.
17:10My current one, no.
17:11Your current one?
17:12What about your former one?
17:13If I would have went with hers, yeah.
17:15Yeah.
17:15Is that enough?
17:16So you're half Italian, half what?
17:18About a quarter Polish and about a quarter unknown.
17:21Oh, that's beautiful.
17:22Up in the air.
17:23Okay.
17:23That's very American.
17:24Yeah, that is.
17:25You're a mutt.
17:26Just like us.
17:27Have you considered just adding the vowel on to the end of the last name and then it
17:32suddenly becomes Italian?
17:33Yeah.
17:34It's been considered, but do I go I?
17:35Do I go O?
17:36Well, I think you're right there.
17:37You're just Eddie Ferrari.
17:39True.
17:40But then I got to get the car somehow.
17:42I think that's doable.
17:44Win this competition.
17:45Sounds a little unattainable.
17:47No.
17:47Win this competition.
17:48Don't say that.
17:49Don't get it.
17:50A Ferrari's on the table for Eddie Ferrari.
17:52Okay.
17:53I like that a lot.
17:54That's my motivation that I needed.
17:56All right.
17:57We're playing Mike right now.
17:59Ten seconds of bonus time for Florida.
18:02Five seconds for the Founding Five.
18:04You can tie it up here.
18:05We've selected White Sox Dave and Nicky Smokes.
18:09They have volunteered to kick here.
18:11We flip the coin.
18:12I believe Nicky Smokes will be up first.
18:14Pick any spot you want.
18:16Let's begin.
18:16All right.
18:17Let's do it.
18:19You got it, Nicky.
18:21Okay, Roan.
18:22So, it looks like we're not going to see Eddie and Zach kick here.
18:25It's going to be Nicky Smokes versus White Sox Dave, which should make this a little bit
18:28quicker because I think both these guys can kick.
18:33Oh, and it's good.
18:36Now White Sox Dave is up and he's got to hit this.
18:41White Sox Dave finds a puddle of mud.
18:44Okay.
18:45Here we go.
18:46White Sox Dave for the kick.
18:48And it's good.
18:49Line for Hive and he hits the logo.
18:50That should be extra points.
18:51Like I said, Roan, this could take a while.
18:54Yeah.
18:54It really could.
18:55It's going to be hard to almost miss.
18:57Okay.
18:57Here comes Nicky Smokes.
18:58He's lining up just a regular.
19:00Oh, no.
19:00And he misses it.
19:01Wide left.
19:02What do you want to do?
19:03Too much power.
19:04What do you want to do?
19:04That could have easily gone through if he just lost it through.
19:07But he brought the driver in a situation that took the wedge.
19:10Yeah.
19:11You don't have a letter.
19:12Oh.
19:12So then why doesn't...
19:13Oh, okay.
19:14Never mind.
19:15I'm an idiot.
19:16That's way good.
19:17I'm an idiot.
19:18I just lost how to play horse.
19:21God damn.
19:22You know what?
19:23I was feeling the euphoria of being right about having it be White Sox Dave and Nicky
19:28Smokes and I got caught sleeping.
19:30Yeah.
19:30Well, you feel good about yourself.
19:32You know what it is?
19:33I haven't had lunch yet.
19:34I haven't had my Jersey Mike's yet.
19:36I'm going to have a big kahuna and then I'm going to get my blood sugar level back up.
19:39It was the blood sugar.
19:40Hey, hold on, Jack.
19:41I was back like three yards.
19:43Well, why don't you like mark your spot like I did with you the whole time.
19:45Yeah, you should tell where your spot is.
19:46I mean, it's your spot.
19:47Your teammate told me it's on the line.
19:49Here's the other issue.
19:50We did pick the two guys that are going to argue the most.
19:54The most argumentative guys with the least brain cells.
19:57Marked it.
19:58It's not that hard.
19:58You cheated.
20:00You told me the line.
20:00That's not true.
20:01You're making things up.
20:02We're recorded.
20:04We're recorded.
20:05I think Nicky Smokes is going to miss this kick.
20:08You got it.
20:09Nicky, I think you're going to miss this kick.
20:13What did you say, boss man?
20:14I think you're going to miss this one.
20:15I appreciate you, big dog.
20:16I'm not saying you're going to lose the competition, but I think you're going to miss this specific kick.
20:20And if I make it, I get a regular contract again or what?
20:23No.
20:23All right.
20:24Worth an ask.
20:25Worth an ask.
20:26Always be negotiating.
20:28Number two on his back, a David Akers kick.
20:32Okay.
20:34Right down the uprights, big dog.
20:35Oh!
20:37That's why I didn't want to give him a new contract.
20:40Good kick, Nicky.
20:40Smart play by you.
20:41That was a great kick.
20:43Ten minutes into the competition and we have no letters on the board.
20:46Is it still no letters?
20:47Still no letters.
20:50And White Sox, Dave, throws his phone.
20:54Needs the balance of the legs.
20:57And he misses it.
20:58Not even close.
20:59But no one gets a letter.
21:00White Sox, Dave, do you think if you had kept your phone in your pocket, you would have made that
21:04kick?
21:05Huh?
21:05If you had kept your phone in your pocket, would you have made that kick?
21:08You are correct.
21:09Counterbalancing situation.
21:10Yeah.
21:11He was used to swinging with the...
21:13Yeah.
21:13And now he's furious at himself.
21:15Equilibrium.
21:16Now he's sick to his own stomach.
21:17He essentially gave himself vertigo.
21:21And...
21:22Smokes is on fire!
21:25Really nice direct hit from Nicky Smokes.
21:28Can White Sox, Dave, answer?
21:29Is he putting the phone back in his pocket?
21:31I don't know what he's doing.
21:33That's good?
21:34Yeah, that's good.
21:34This is for Mike.
21:40See ya.
21:40And he missed it.
21:42Wide right.
21:42We now have a letter.
21:43We have a letter on the board.
21:45And Nicky Smokes needs to put his foot on the gas right here.
21:48Nicky Smokes, the kick is away.
21:50Oh no!
21:50And the kick is no good.
21:52Oh no, wide left.
21:53Wide left.
21:53He pulled up his body at the last second if he had just stayed over the ball.
21:57But once again, no letter there.
21:59Yeah.
22:00No letter.
22:00These guys suck at kicking.
22:02This is on you, Dana.
22:03Oh, might as well try.
22:05Tommy kicking his feet while laying on his feet at the drop kick.
22:08Oh, that's good!
22:08White Sox, Dave, with a drop kick!
22:11Alright, this is a very smart move by White Sox, Dave.
22:14Doing a kick where he dropped the ball and kicked it.
22:17Something that Nicky Smokes is not going to be able to do.
22:20Yeah, this is a...
22:21I mean, in horse, maybe you do a blindfolded shot.
22:24Yep.
22:25And we knew that was going to happen.
22:26And does that count?
22:27Does that count now?
22:28That counts.
22:28It's like when you whiff, when you miss the golf ball, it's not a swing.
22:32He addressed it.
22:32He addressed the ball.
22:33Oh, he addressed it.
22:34He addressed the ball.
22:34I can't believe you let him switch the rule.
22:36You tell me it has to.
22:37No!
22:38He's kicking it before!
22:40He's just doing the Doug Flutie.
22:41What's wrong with that?
22:42He's kicking it before it hits the ground!
22:44Yeah, it did.
22:45It did.
22:45Pull up the tape.
22:47It hit the ground.
22:47And Nicky Smokes does not know what the drop kick is.
22:49It's going to confuse him.
22:51Yeah.
22:51Oh no!
22:52We might have.
22:53A huge strategy has changed this game.
22:57No, no, no, no, no.
22:58Because you thought it was cool, but I said, why can't I do a football?
23:00No, I said drop kick is allowed.
23:02I said at the beginning.
23:03That's not kicking.
23:03You heard that.
23:04You heard that.
23:04You're running a cheat show.
23:06A cheat show.
23:07And now we have our first cheat show out here.
23:08Cheat show.
23:09And this is where Nicky Smokes really struggles because he doesn't really know the history of
23:14football.
23:15And this is how you used to kick it.
23:16I think that was wide left.
23:17That was wide left.
23:19Nicky Smokes, he needs his kick.
23:21Put some pressure back on Dave.
23:24And...
23:25Good.
23:26Okay.
23:29Here's Che.
23:30Timeout, timeout!
23:31Oh!
23:32Wow!
23:32Che with the ice job.
23:34You're such a loser, dude.
23:35Ice.
23:35You're such a loser.
23:36And you know what?
23:37I'm gonna have to agree with the White Sox Dave.
23:40Che is a tremendous matter.
23:41He is right.
23:42Also...
23:43Just a world-class loser.
23:44Also, if you're Dave, just kick the ball.
23:47Yeah.
23:48But this is one of those moments that Che...
23:50And it works.
23:52Well, knowing Steven Che, he will go home tonight.
23:54He will tell his wife about the time he iced White Sox Dave when it was M to MI and
24:01the
24:01Jersey Mike does an extreme kicking competition.
24:04Steven Che, a legend in his eyes only.
24:10Nicky Smokes.
24:12I think just judging on just pure kicking talent, Nicky Smokes is the better competitor here.
24:19Che checking to see if they'll call their own timeout.
24:21He's in his head now.
24:23Che...
24:23All right.
24:25Timeout!
24:26Timeout!
24:26Timeout!
24:27Oh, they used their timeout.
24:29Timeout was called.
24:30Timeout was called?
24:31Are we calling that off?
24:32But that's not a great timeout.
24:33Because remember, that's a kick that Nicky Smokes can miss.
24:37It's not a rebuttal kick.
24:38Right.
24:39That was a waste of a timeout.
24:40And he kicked through the contact.
24:41That's gonna count as a kick.
24:43All right.
24:43Oh, wait.
24:44So they did call it good.
24:45They called it good.
24:48Nope!
24:49Nope!
24:50Nope!
24:50Nope!
24:50That's a win.
24:51That's a win.
24:52M-I-K-E.
24:54And salute to White Sox Dave for ending it.
24:56Yeah.
24:57Steven Che, the timeout that changed the course of history.
25:01Guys, another great call by Steven Che.
25:04I'm gonna have to give you another Jersey Mike sub here for that call.
25:08What was going through your mind when you made that?
25:10I mean, typically in a half you're gonna get three timeouts.
25:12If you got them, why not use them?
25:15I know that Dave can't stand up to pressure.
25:18Give him a couple extra seconds to think about it.
25:19He folded like a table.
25:22Folded like a table.
25:23Let's fold that sandwich into your mouth as a reward for another great call.
25:28Nicky Smokes.
25:29Any thoughts?
25:30Yeah.
25:30I mean, Che was great.
25:31If it wasn't for him, we probably wouldn't win.
25:32So you gotta have a good head coach, good players execute.
25:35Shout out to Che.
25:36Absolutely poetic stuff.
25:38If you don't have him, you can't win.
25:40Is it folded like a table?
25:41I had never heard that phrase before.
25:43Because most tables are pretty firm.
25:45Yeah, I mean, folded like a folding table I think is maybe what he was looking for.
25:48Yeah.
25:48But that would be requisite.
25:50Yeah.
25:50Isn't it folded like a cheap suit?
25:51That might be a new pairing of words.
25:54All right.
25:5515 seconds of bonus time right now for Florida.
25:58They win another challenge.
26:00Founding fathers.
26:00You can have a chance to maybe close that gap to just be five.
26:03Final portion of the first half of the dozen extreme pro football edition presented by Jersey Mike's sub above.
26:09It is time for the list.
26:11You're gonna have a list of 30 things in front of you.
26:13You're gonna try to name things on the list.
26:16You'll have 10 seconds, then a five second countdown.
26:19If you get it right, you get a green dot.
26:20Other side will go.
26:21They get it right.
26:22They get a green dot.
26:22Back and forth you go.
26:23You get it wrong.
26:24It's a red dot.
26:24A team with the most correct answers after five rounds wins a five second bonus for the big kahuna.
26:32If there's no winner after five rounds, it's sudden death.
26:34Just like that last episode, that last match, you just kept on going.
26:37Spider.
26:38Yes, sir.
26:39Flip a coin.
26:40Your heads, your tails.
26:41Yep.
26:45Heads it is.
26:46Heads, you wanna go first?
26:48Uh, yeah.
26:48Okay.
26:49Here we go.
26:49Timer begins when you see the list.
26:52Here it is.
26:54Name the last 30 quarterbacks.
26:56Unique quarterbacks.
26:57If they're on there once, they're only on there once.
26:59Name the last 30 quarterbacks to throw for 4,000 plus yards in a regular season.
27:03Florida, you're up first.
27:05Tom Brady.
27:08Mahomes?
27:09I would say Mahomes.
27:11Patrick Mahomes.
27:14Jameis Winston.
27:17Matthew Stafford.
27:20Drew Brees.
27:23No.
27:24Incorrect.
27:25Aaron Rodgers.
27:29Do we go now?
27:30Yep.
27:31Yeah.
27:31Herbert.
27:31Justin Herbert.
27:34Russell Wilson.
27:36Need us to stay alive.
27:38Oh, God.
27:40You got someone?
27:41Do you?
27:42Dak Prescott.
27:43Dak Prescott.
27:45For the win.
27:49Josh Allen.
27:52That is correct.
27:53That is a five-second time ball.
27:55Let's see the rest of the list just for the sake of showing off the rest of the list.
27:58Dominated did not miss one.
28:00Andrew Luck.
28:01Aaron.
28:02Matt Stafford.
28:02Jared Goff.
28:03Prescott.
28:03May.
28:04Darnall.
28:04Lawrence.
28:05Burrow.
28:05Mayfield.
28:06Mayfield.
28:07Jackson.
28:08Tua.
28:09Tua.
28:10Purdy.
28:11Love.
28:12Stroud.
28:12Eli Manning.
28:15Rivers.
28:16Rogers.
28:16There's the list.
28:18Unbelievable from Steven Che.
28:20A guy who was built in a lab for a competition like this.
28:23Yeah.
28:24He is the one who is costing his team five seconds right there.
28:27He guessed Drew Brees.
28:28He hates the Saints.
28:30He hates Drew Brees.
28:31And there's so many more obvious answers.
28:33In a competition like that, you want to save the borderline guys for the end.
28:38Why not get someone who did it last season?
28:40Why not go for Carson Wentz?
28:41Everyone knew Carson Wentz did that.
28:42Everybody knows that and that's known.
28:45It's time for the second half.
28:46We're going to find out who's going to the championship after the Big Kahuna.
28:49It all comes down to the Big Kahuna.
28:51Where do you put your stars?
28:53Where do you strategize?
28:55Where do you put your meat?
28:56We're going to see it all in just a second.
29:00This is the Big Kahuna.
29:03The Big Kahuna will determine the winner of this match.
29:08Each member of each team will compete in one component of the Big Kahuna with the goal of not only
29:16getting through it as quickly as possible,
29:18but picking up time bonuses and avoiding time penalties along the way.
29:24The running back portion of the challenge will consist of these components.
29:29First, a rope ladder, where they will receive a time deduction for every step hit on the ladder.
29:36They will then go over three hurdles.
29:39Every hit of the hurdle will give them another time penalty.
29:44After that, they will go through tackle dummies.
29:46Inside of the tackle dummy course are flags.
29:50Every flag they rip off and collect along the way will represent a time bonus.
29:56After that, they will run through the rest of the running back challenge where they will approach Mike Kadic.
30:03If they are able to truck Kadic off of his spot, they will earn a time bonus.
30:08Once the running back is done, the quarterback challenge begins.
30:13There will be five targets in front of the quarterback.
30:16Two stationary, two moving, and a Hail Mary net at the end.
30:21Using a chalked football, they will attempt to hit as close to the bullseye on each target as possible.
30:28Depending on where they hit on the target, they will earn more time bonuses.
30:32If you miss a target, you get a time penalty.
30:36They will have two attempts to hit each target, with the final Hail Mary net having the biggest time bonus
30:43of the entire big kahuna.
30:45Finally, after that comes the wide receiver.
30:49The receiver will attempt to catch three passes from the jugs machine in the correct order.
30:56A one-handed catch, another one-handed catch, and then a two-handed catch.
31:01The team will get docked with a time penalty for every single drop.
31:07After all three attempts from the jugs machine, the receiver will go out for a diving catch from their quarterback.
31:15If they successfully catch the ball in a diving motion onto the pad, the challenge is complete.
31:21If they do not complete the catch, they must go back and try again.
31:27Every single drop is worth a time penalty.
31:31Once the catch is complete, the challenge is over.
31:35We will take the team's time, add in any time bonuses and penalties, and then compare the two times and
31:42declare the winner of our first match.
31:45You guys have chosen to go second in this one. How do you think they're going to do?
31:50I'm going to defer that question to Zach.
31:53These guys are fierce competitors. They could do very well in this challenge, but no matter how well they do,
31:57we're going to make sure to go even more extreme here at this extreme event.
32:00Okay, and Che, people are feeling a little let down about the end of that trivia. Are you going to
32:05make it up here?
32:06Definitely. I got absolutely the softest hands in the office, and those are going to be on full display in
32:11the receiver portion.
32:12Have you guys decided? So you're the receiver. What are you?
32:15I'm the quarterback. I'll be out running the ball.
32:18How are you feeling about that? You got good.
32:20Sometimes you just got to run the ball.
32:22True. Run the damn ball.
32:24Run the ball.
32:26Alright, welcome on in to the big kahuna. This is it. This is all that matters.
32:31There is a 10 second bonus for the Founding Fathers, but a 15 second bonus for Florida.
32:36So a slight edge. That didn't matter last time. Will it matter this time?
32:39The winning team, the team with the best final time, will move on to the championship where they'll compete for
32:44$15,000.
32:46The running back, Eddie, for the Founding Fathers.
32:50Penalties, time bonuses, a lot of things in front of you, Eddie.
32:53After that, Dana, the quarterback.
32:55And it all ends on White Sox Dave, the wide receiver.
32:59You're up first, Founding Fathers. You will begin when Spider blows his whistle. Good luck.
33:06Okay, here goes Eddie.
33:08Nice and slow.
33:10I think Eddie and Zach are going to be pretty much a wash.
33:13Yeah.
33:14Very Mike Tolbert-esque.
33:16Oh, that was quick.
33:18Oh, Eddie with the hands.
33:20And here's the...
33:21He gets him off.
33:24There's Dana.
33:27That's two for Dana, bullseyes.
33:29Dana's throwing it.
33:30Nice.
33:30Dana spins the ball.
33:32QB1.
33:33Misses the moving target.
33:35He's going to want that one back.
33:37Nails the deep target.
33:41Coming up.
33:42Another moving target.
33:43Okay.
33:44Now he's got to get in.
33:45A little bit low.
33:46He's got to get in that net.
33:48Can he do it?
33:49One.
33:52Two.
33:52Two.
33:53Oh.
33:54Getting mad at the ball.
33:56Okay.
33:56Oh, no.
33:57White Sox, Dave.
33:59Oh.
34:00That jugs machine has been flying.
34:02He's spazzing.
34:03Okay.
34:04There it is.
34:04Go, go, go.
34:05He caught them both, but he's wasting time.
34:07He dropped it.
34:08Oh, no.
34:09He tripped.
34:09He tripped.
34:10Oh, no.
34:11Get back.
34:12He tripped right before the ball got to him.
34:15That's why you go first.
34:16Not too much pressure.
34:17There it is.
34:18Into the body and that's time.
34:21That's a great big kahuna.
34:23Really good big kahuna.
34:25Zach, you're running the ball here.
34:27I am running the ball here.
34:28Going to try to just go slow and not hit the obstacles is the game plan.
34:30You get a bonus if you hit Kadic off that dot.
34:33Yeah, just off the dot.
34:33We don't have to hit him too hard.
34:34Just like a misstep, right?
34:35You better hit him off that dot.
34:37Yeah, we'll get him off the dot.
34:39No, you better hit him off that dot.
34:40Last time, Tommy Smokes made contact and he couldn't shake him off the dot and that was the difference.
34:45Eddie did get him off though too, so we got to get him off.
34:48Zach, you're not a really great under pressure guy.
34:51Working on it, yeah.
34:52That's true.
34:52Would you like me to add more pressure to the situation?
34:55I think we're in a good spot.
34:56So no more pressure.
34:57I mean, what would you, what are you thinking?
35:00If you don't get Kadic off the dot, you're fired.
35:06All right, big kahuna part two of our second matchup.
35:09Pretty decent time from the Founding Fathers.
35:11There's a slight advantage right now for Florida.
35:14They have a extra five second bonus.
35:17Running back, Zach.
35:18Zach versus Kadic.
35:19Big matchup coming up.
35:20Nicky Smokes, QB.
35:22QB.
35:23And then Che, receiver.
35:24And then we'll go back to the desk and find out who's moving on to the championship.
35:28You'll begin on Spider's whistle.
35:31Good luck, Florida.
35:34Here we go, Zach. Focus.
35:35Let's go, Zach.
35:39Here we go, Zach.
35:40Very dainty.
35:40Oh, my God.
35:41Very dainty.
35:42Zach.
35:43Now, I don't know what's making the cut here or not, Roan.
35:46He fell.
35:47And the ball's out.
35:48He falls out, too.
35:49The ball's out.
35:50He got the last one.
35:51He's got to hit Kadic off the thing.
35:53He did it.
35:54He tackled him.
35:54He tackled him.
35:55He tackled him.
35:56And that is why you put the pressure on a guy like Zach.
35:59His job is safe.
35:59He always delivers.
36:04Kadic is telling him it was a great tackle.
36:06First one to hit the moving target.
36:07Nice throwing from Smokes.
36:10That last one.
36:10Hit the barrier next to it.
36:13Barely gets the red.
36:14Moving target number two coming up.
36:16Active feet.
36:17Nice spiral.
36:19Just misses it.
36:20Now he's going to hit the leg.
36:21No, no.
36:23Net.
36:24Nothing but net.
36:27Roan, this is where I want Che to fail.
36:30And he did.
36:31And he hurt his finger.
36:32That's an alley.
36:33And he used two hands.
36:34Two hands.
36:38And now he's gone.
36:40Does he have to catch both?
36:41He has to catch both.
36:42Oh, he missed it.
36:43He's got to go again.
36:44Didn't White Dox Dave have to catch?
36:46Or...
36:46Why is Che running so daintily?
36:50Oh my God.
36:51This could be the difference.
36:52He missed it.
36:53He missed it.
36:53He missed it.
36:54He needs to catch this one or they've definitely lost.
36:57Oh my God, Che.
36:59What is he doing?
37:01He missed it again.
37:02Oh no.
37:02Oh no.
37:03This guy stinks.
37:04And that's the difference.
37:05That's him missing in trivia.
37:06And that's him missing in the football catching competition.
37:10In a game that was built for him.
37:12Oh man.
37:13This is normally a time where people would applaud.
37:17Not today.
37:18Che Hive is down bad, Roan.
37:22What a disgraceful effort from Steven Che.
37:27Che.
37:27We got to get Steven Che over here.
37:29Get Steven Che over here.
37:30Che!
37:30Che!
37:32We talked and talked and talked about how this competition was built for you.
37:36Yup.
37:37It's not good.
37:38Two catchable targets, I made one of them.
37:40What do you say to the Che Hive right now?
37:42Because that was garbage.
37:45Let's see what the score is coming at.
37:47I thought the catch was fine.
37:48The first one came out hot.
37:48I was expecting right.
37:49It was way left.
37:51That's what was fine.
37:51A good receiver makes an adjustment on the ball.
37:53If you can touch it, you can catch it.
37:54You gotta stay in the red.
37:56If you can touch it, you can catch it.
37:57Well, I would say that this competition should be a breeze for you, but you showed in the
38:01trivia, a breeze is a problem for you.
38:03Drew Brees.
38:04Drew Brees.
38:05Drew Brees.
38:06Drew Brees.
38:23Too many games.
38:23Where in the games is the game is.
38:23Well, of course you don't, because you're the eternal optimist.
38:26Yeah.
38:26I think we won this.
38:28And if you lose?
38:29A hundred percent on you.
38:30I think we lose.
38:30A hundred percent on you.
38:32It wasn't, it wasn't good.
38:33Ok.
38:34Back to you.
38:36Guys, like Kadek said before, when mass meets mass, sometimes it's unstoppable.
38:41You were pushed off the dot yet again.
38:43How impressed are you by Zach?
38:45That was one of the best form tackles I've ever received.
38:49Once I saw him go low, I knew, like, okay, he's going for my legs,
38:54and I kind of curdled over, and then he took me down.
38:56It was very impressive.
38:58It was two guys dancing out there. It was a beautiful thing.
39:00Two guys dancing. Let's have two guys eat.
39:02Have yourselves a delicious some from Jersey Mike's. Cheers.
39:06Kate, please let Zach know he still has his job because that was part of it.
39:09If he didn't take the Katic down, he was going to lose his job.
39:12Oh, yeah, that's right, Zach. You still have your job.
39:15Big Cat just reminded me, so you're still in. You're good.
39:17You're on the chopping block.
39:19Do I still have my job?
39:19Yeah, you're just eating a good sub.
39:20Oh, yeah.
39:21What's that, Big Cat?
39:21Kate does not have his job done.
39:23No, you don't. I'm so sorry.
39:24Kate used an interesting word there.
39:26He said he curdled, which is usually a milk word,
39:29but he curled and he hurdled, so it kind of does make sense.
39:32Not one with words, but one with the body.
39:36Known for his one and only blog that said that it actually hurt his brain to write.
39:42That's our guy, Mike Kadick.
39:44All right, Roan, who do you think won?
39:45I think that it's anybody but Stephen Shea's team.
39:48I think that the team founding fathers found a way.
39:51Here's the thing, and I've done this many, many times with Stephen Shea.
39:55When he has his lowest moments, when I can laugh at him, he ends up on top.
40:00So I'm going to say that Team Florida won so Stephen Shea can walk over here and say,
40:05ha, ha, ha, I told you it didn't matter.
40:06We're the best.
40:08If he does that, he will be the proud winner of one chocolate chunk cookie from Jersey Mike's.
40:13Okay.
40:13The best.
40:14Nice.
40:14And maybe even a chocolate chip brownie.
40:17Very nice.
40:18We might give them both.
40:20All right.
40:20Before we bring in Dante.
40:22I'll bring in Dante now.
40:23Hot Italian.
40:24Bring in the sandwich.
40:25Gentlemen.
40:27We'll put the paper here so they don't see it.
40:29We'll hide the final tally.
40:31We'll hide the final tally.
40:32How do you feel you guys did?
40:34Florida.
40:35Not great, but I feel like we did good enough.
40:3820-second bonus was huge Nicky Smoke.
40:40Yeah, I'm nervous.
40:41I'm nervous.
40:41And Zach.
40:42Zach, I mean.
40:44Hit stick.
40:45Trucked.
40:46Katie.
40:47It's anybody's game.
40:48It comes down to the clocks, Jeff.
40:49You know?
40:50It comes down to the clocks.
40:51Couple drops at the end.
40:52Yup.
40:53That drop.
40:53The jugs machine got you too.
40:55Got you out of order.
40:56You're saying the right was on the left.
40:58It was one hand, one hand, and two hands.
41:01We'll see if it makes a difference.
41:02Other side.
41:04If I had any clutch gene and I hit a net, this game is over.
41:07I didn't hit a net, so now we have to sweat it out.
41:09That's on me.
41:10Hand up.
41:11I will say, when they sunk the 22nd one, you kind of gave a look-alike.
41:15That hurt.
41:16But then I said, the only way we'll be in this is if Che just poops his pants.
41:21And he pooped his pants.
41:23So, now it's going to be close.
41:27Dante, reveal the scores.
41:30Which team first?
41:31White team.
41:3350.78.
41:3550.78 for Florida.
41:37Blue team.
41:4747.97.
41:50No!
41:51No!
41:53No!
41:53No!
41:54Spoopy pants.
41:54Spoopy pants.
41:56Florida tough.
41:57Came down.
41:58Raised your thin mark.
41:59Was that pen and paper?
41:59Did you go calculator on that, Jeff?
42:01We did.
42:01We did.
42:01We went full on math.
42:05Jugged machine hurt, but it was the going back for the multiple catches.
42:08The going back for multiple catches hurt for sure, yeah.
42:10We didn't have our timing up.
42:11I dropped one early, which could have won the whole thing.
42:13Tough.
42:14Came back.
42:1522nd thing didn't burn you in the end.
42:16The five second in the beginning didn't burn you in the end.
42:18You're moving on to the championship founding fathers.
42:20Dana, Eddie, White Sox able to take on Rust Belt.
42:23Nicky Smokes is tough.
42:24He doesn't lose these things ever.
42:25No, he doesn't.
42:26Never lose these things.
42:27He'll take on Rust Belt, which is Nick Terraney, Jersey Jerry, and Tate for $15,000 here in
42:34the Dozen Extreme Pro Football Edition presented by Jersey Mike's A Sub Above.
42:38We'll see you in the championship.