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00:00I would be s***ing pricks if I were them.
00:01This is actually my favorite thing about Lisa.
00:04The delusion of inviting all of us to her ski day
00:07when she doesn't know how to ski.
00:13Virtual reality.
00:15Hi, I'm Denny Murphy.
00:17I'm Evan Real.
00:17And it's time to ski with Lisa B.
00:19Oh my god, wait, where was our invite, Lisa?
00:21Well, Lisa, well, you could have done it.
00:23Lisa, I would have been with you and Angie K. not skiing.
00:26Because I love, I mean, that was so funny
00:28that Angie K. and Lisa tried to get on, like...
00:31They tried.
00:32They tried.
00:33A for effort.
00:34They A for effort.
00:34And then I love Lisa just going off,
00:36taking her skis off, saying, I love me.
00:37Look it, there's ice on the mountain.
00:39There is ice.
00:40I'm not doing this.
00:41I like myself.
00:42I'm going to take the ski lift down.
00:44Yes.
00:45She was choosing herself in that moment.
00:47And look, skiing is dangerous.
00:48Skiing is...
00:49I don't want anything to happen to Lisa Barlow.
00:51Oh my god, not while we're on the precipice
00:53of more music from her.
00:54Yeah, and we can't have anything happen
00:56to our baby gorgeous.
00:57And also not after she's having a magical moment
01:00of getting two apologies in one episode.
01:02I just really wanted to apologize.
01:04The truth is, I do have some unresolved things
01:08with Meredith, and I'll address that with her.
01:12Congratulations, Lisa Barlow.
01:13I mean, that is...
01:14That's a rush.
01:15That is amazing.
01:15Not everybody can say that.
01:17Meredith Marks cannot say that.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Because Whitney, of course, took Lisa aside...
01:22Yes.
01:22...to really...
01:23Well, it is kind of...
01:25She was like, I'm sorry, you're in the crosshairs
01:27of my feelings for Meredith.
01:29So Whitney's apology to Lisa was kind of doubling down
01:32on her thoughts on Meredith.
01:34You're so right.
01:35So I was kind of like...
01:36You are so right.
01:37And Lisa just like, uh-huh, uh-huh.
01:38Yeah.
01:39She received it.
01:40She received it.
01:40And she did...
01:41And like, Whitney did open up about how she's taking
01:44a step back from alcohol, how she really does not have
01:47those feelings towards Lisa and everything like that,
01:48which I think Lisa felt nice to hear.
01:50Yeah.
01:51One thing that Lisa did not reciprocate, though,
01:53is in this apology, Whitney Rose said,
01:56I love you.
01:57And Lisa said, I hear you.
02:00I love you.
02:02Okay.
02:02I hear you.
02:03And thank you.
02:04I just lost control of myself.
02:06So she wasn't ready to drop the L word just yet.
02:09Because Lisa was like, Whitney always gives you those eyes
02:10and that face.
02:10You just have to say sorry.
02:11And she says she's a sucker for it.
02:12I know.
02:13Lisa's a lover girl.
02:14There is something about their relationship.
02:16As Whitney described it, it's like a rubber band.
02:19Like, just when you think the band is about to break,
02:20they snap back together.
02:22The same cannot be said for Whitney and Meredith.
02:24Whitney tried apologizing to...
02:27Well, she did apologize to Meredith,
02:29but she did it in a group setting.
02:31Meredith immediately rejected the apology.
02:33Can we move forward?
02:39Yeah, that's not going to happen.
02:41Which makes me wonder, would Meredith have...
02:43I mean, probably not.
02:44But do you think she would have been more open to an apology
02:46if Whitney had pulled her aside the way she did with Lisa?
02:50I...
02:52I think Meredith would have been more open to hearing what she had to say.
02:56One-on-one.
02:57One-on-one.
02:57But I don't think it would have had a different end result.
03:00Because I think Meredith is rightfully so pissed as s***.
03:02Right.
03:03Because of everything Whitney was saying about her
03:07and talking about her before that clip,
03:10you know, the drag brunch clip.
03:12And I feel, I mean, even when we talked to Meredith,
03:14she was like, Whitney is dealing with a lot of the s***
03:17she was projecting onto me.
03:18Right.
03:18Like the marriage troubles, the alcohol troubles,
03:22like all this stuff that she's finally coming clean about herself.
03:25But I do kind of feel like Whitney even knew
03:28that Meredith wasn't going to receive it.
03:31And that's why she did it in front of everybody
03:33so everyone would be on Whitney's side.
03:35Oh.
03:36So it was tactful.
03:37Because then immediately Bronwyn was like,
03:39hey, you said your apology.
03:40Right.
03:41That's good.
03:42Angie was like, hey, you do what you can.
03:43And Heather then was like,
03:45well, this was after the Sprinter ban
03:46when Heather apologized to Lisa Barlow
03:47for all the drama and Ultimate Girls trip.
03:49And even when Lisa, when Heather tried to be like,
03:51well, we, and Lisa's like, mm.
03:52And Heather's like, aye.
03:54So she got her to give that apology.
03:56And that's when Heather brought up,
03:57well, Meredith, you called me homophobic.
04:00Okay, so.
04:01Which I miss this.
04:02I totally miss this.
04:03Apparently, Meredith went on a podcast.
04:06Two Ts.
04:06Two Ts and a pod.
04:08And she was explaining a story
04:10about Bronwyn joking about being a lesbian, which.
04:14Do you remember last season when they were on the vacation?
04:17Bronwyn talked about how she's kissed a girl before.
04:19Okay.
04:19And her and I think Whitney maybe gave a kiss.
04:23Okay.
04:23And that's when they both started talking.
04:24That's why the premiere episode.
04:26Right.
04:27People are like, people are into shipping us.
04:28Right.
04:29And like, they do have a cute connection.
04:30They have a cute connection.
04:31And they both have had experiences with women in the past.
04:33Right.
04:33That they opened up about.
04:34Yes.
04:34Okay.
04:35And so Heather had a weird reaction, according to Meredith.
04:38Okay.
04:38I actually do feel like I do remember Heather kind of being like,
04:41what?
04:41Like maybe more so.
04:43Heather's not homophobic.
04:44No.
04:44It's like Heather being kind of.
04:45She was clutching her pearls a little bit.
04:46Clutching her pearls a little bit.
04:48Gotcha.
04:48And then so Heather.
04:49Which I guess rub Bronwyn the wrong way.
04:51According to Meredith.
04:52According to Meredith.
04:53And then Meredith shared this story on two T's.
04:56And the takeaway for Heather was that she thought Meredith was trying to
05:00paint a picture that she's homophobic.
05:02But then in the moment when this came up during the episode,
05:05this past episode,
05:06Bronwyn steps in to be like,
05:08even though it was her and Heather who were having the issue,
05:10she was like, that's not your story to tell.
05:12That's not your,
05:13like it wasn't your role to inject yourself into this conversation,
05:17et cetera, whatever.
05:18But Meredith kind of like doubled down.
05:21Well, Meredith was like, I didn't say you're homophobic.
05:23I said Bronwyn felt uncomfortable with what you said.
05:25Right.
05:25Exactly.
05:26And she did not use the word homophobe.
05:27No.
05:27So.
05:28And then also I'm kind of,
05:29I feel like Meredith is kind of like,
05:30so Bronwyn and Heather,
05:32you guys can talk.
05:34Right.
05:34Meredith was like,
05:35leave me out of it.
05:36What's going on?
05:36But I guess Bronwyn and Heather would argue that.
05:39Why didn't Meredith insert herself?
05:41But like Meredith is being asked questions about a friend group that she's involved in.
05:45And also if she was,
05:46I,
05:47we don't know the exact entire clip.
05:48If Tamara was interviewing her,
05:49you don't,
05:49you lose track of what you say when you talk to Tamara.
05:51Oh my God.
05:52Yeah.
05:52You just,
05:52myself included.
05:53You fall into the whirlwind of talking.
05:55And that's what we love about Tamara.
05:56She just,
05:56I mean,
05:57she gets the tea.
05:57Yeah.
05:58She squeezes the tea out of you.
05:59I mean,
06:00I will say listening back to that clip,
06:02I wasn't getting homophobia allegations.
06:05I was getting more just episode recap.
06:08Yeah.
06:08You know?
06:09Yeah.
06:09Yeah.
06:10So,
06:10so I don't know where Heather kind of came at that.
06:12And I'm like,
06:13uh,
06:13Bronwyn,
06:13do you curious what you think about Heather basically chit-chatting with Whitney?
06:19And I forget who else assuming that Bronwyn's new relationship is just PR.
06:23Oh,
06:24I know.
06:24Yeah,
06:25that was that man is so handsome.
06:26I know she's not with him anymore,
06:27but that was,
06:28it was fun to see them on a date simply because he is so hot.
06:32Um,
06:32and really interested,
06:33like where he's three years younger than me.
06:36He didn't know what it means to be Tanya Harding.
06:38I was like,
06:40how do you not know that?
06:41I'm like,
06:41even watch I,
06:42Tanya.
06:42I love the soundtrack of I,
06:43Tanya.
06:43Neither here nor there.
06:44Oh,
06:44really?
06:45Goodbye,
06:45stranger.
06:46It was a great movie.
06:47I hope he's watched it.
06:49I hope so.
06:50Maybe he watched it with Bronwyn.
06:51Yeah.
06:52You can watch it with him now because Bronwyn and this man are no longer together.
06:55And I think it ended on not great terms,
06:58because when Andy asked Bronwyn about it on watch what happens live,
07:01she was like,
07:02who?
07:03So I don't know what happened,
07:04but I would love to know.
07:05And now she,
07:05apparently she's kissing random men at where was she?
07:08Where was she?
07:09The US open.
07:09The US open.
07:10Maybe not a random man.
07:11Maybe someone.
07:12Sorry.
07:12We are random men.
07:13According to Giselle Bryant.
07:14Yes.
07:15If you watch,
07:15if you're watching the real housewives,
07:17ultimate girls trip,
07:17Giselle did refer to us as random men,
07:20random men,
07:20which is,
07:21which is what we are.
07:23Yes.
07:23In this world.
07:24I'm a random man.
07:261000%.
07:26So I have a,
07:27I mean,
07:27I'm not teaching an art class.
07:29So where's our kiss from Bronwyn?
07:31Yeah.
07:32I'm just kidding.
07:33Those are for Whitney.
07:34Yeah.
07:34you know,
07:36but yeah,
07:36I just love the visual.
07:37Bronwyn's running around the US open,
07:38kissing random men.
07:40One random man.
07:41And it probably,
07:42probably not random to her.
07:43She,
07:43I'm sure she knew his name,
07:44but like a word on the street is maybe he's like not fully divorced.
07:47Who knows?
07:47The random man is a married man.
07:50Well,
07:51I think she's not unmarried yet.
07:53So it's,
07:53it's all,
07:54it's fine.
07:54Guys.
07:55I don't know.
07:56You know,
07:56you know,
07:57what's crazy though is despite the status of their relationship and how things are between
08:01Bronwyn and Todd,
08:02Todd has filmed for this season.
08:04He's in the trailer for the rest of the season.
08:05He has an angry walk off.
08:07So I'm surprised that he was like down to participate in the drama.
08:12I mean,
08:13he,
08:14look,
08:14it happened.
08:15We have it on camera.
08:16We have it on camera.
08:17Um,
08:18and then,
08:18so that was the interesting thing going on there.
08:22It seems Heather wants to keep trip her relationship a little bit close to chest.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:26She doesn't want to go the Bronwyn and Brandon route.
08:29Um,
08:29obsessed with the new friend.
08:31I love her.
08:32Quai,
08:32Ashley Quai.
08:33She is actually,
08:35and I love now that on Bravo,
08:36we have actually,
08:37I'm actually,
08:37why?
08:37Yeah.
08:38I mean,
08:38she's amazing.
08:39She's just so vibrant and has such a personality and is like down to like talk some
08:43and she loves her husband's nipples.
08:45Like,
08:46I can't help it.
08:47Like I love his nipples.
08:52Show me your nipples.
08:53Nipple,
08:54nipple,
08:54nipple,
08:54nipple.
08:54She loves him.
08:56I also got to be honest.
08:57I kind of want to,
08:58I want to see his nipples.
09:00I'm intrigued.
09:01Yeah.
09:01But apparently he's a big business guy who lives in Florida.
09:04He's a big business guy with big nipples.
09:06And he has a job that Quai does not understand.
09:09Does not get.
09:10When they asked her to describe it,
09:11she's like,
09:11I know it's a business in Florida.
09:13I'm like,
09:13I hope that doesn't narrow it down.
09:17Yeah.
09:17She was like,
09:18I guess I should ask him more questions.
09:19But I love to.
09:20Cause kind of in the,
09:21she's the inverse of Brittany Bateman because Brittany Bateman is a friend of who we're always like,
09:26who are you friends with?
09:26Yeah.
09:27And I mean that she always has to be on the screen.
09:29I f*** her.
09:30Quai seems like she's friends with everybody.
09:31Yeah.
09:32And friends with Whitney for sure.
09:34Because Quai's late sister-in-law,
09:37Sherry was best friends with Whitney and Sherry passed away not too long ago.
09:41And that obviously brought them closer,
09:42brought them closer.
09:43I mean,
09:44broke Whitney's heart.
09:45She,
09:46I think it was last season that she opened up about that.
09:47And so she knows Whitney to be a very good person and a good friend and a reliable friend.
09:52She has very different ideas about Whitney than Meredith and Lisa,
09:55who Quai is also friends with.
09:57And as Lisa mentioned,
09:59she was like,
09:59you know,
09:59everyone has lapses in judgment.
10:01Even I was friends with Whitney at one point.
10:03We've all had lapses in judgment.
10:04I was friends with Whitney at one point too.
10:06Which I don't know how Whitney's going to feel seeing that clip from the confessional after she
10:10and Lisa made up at the ski slope.
10:14So I don't know.
10:15Quai does seem like a vibe.
10:16However,
10:16she does not seem to vibe with Angie Kay.
10:19We see in the trailer for the rest of the season,
10:21she's poking fun at Angie Kay's marriage to Sean.
10:24She's like,
10:24Angie,
10:25I get,
10:25she's doing some sort of roast.
10:26I don't know what kind of activity they're involved in,
10:28but she's like,
10:29I'm going to finish you the way your husband,
10:31Sean doesn't.
10:32So those are fighting words.
10:34I don't know.
10:35She,
10:35I don't know why she has it out for Angie Kay,
10:37but she is really not feeling her.
10:39Salt Lake City really is the housewife franchise where all of their group games are like,
10:41how can we make you suffer?
10:43No,
10:43and truly,
10:44but Angie Kay.
10:45Read a text message that you.
10:46That was crazy.
10:47Heather,
10:47that was the craziest game.
10:49But unfortunately,
10:50it was compelling television.
10:51And even though it wasn't funny in the moment,
10:53I'm sure the Angie Kay clip,
10:54she's already crying.
10:56Oh my God.
10:56I know.
10:57But Angie Kay,
10:58so Angie Kay is good friends with Whitney.
11:00Right?
11:01Like,
11:01they're still,
11:01they're still tight,
11:02I think.
11:03And so I wonder if the Kwai relationship makes the Whitney and Angie Kay friendship difficult
11:08to navigate if Kwai is so close with Whitney,
11:12but clearly has it out for Angie Kay.
11:15That's very.
11:15That is interesting.
11:16I guess maybe we'll find out in San Francisco.
11:19San Francisco!
11:20Where they're celebrating.
11:20Very Judy Garland.
11:22Yes.
11:22They're celebrating St. Patrick's Day with the ghost of Judy Garland.
11:25No,
11:25I'm just kidding.
11:25That would be amazing though.
11:26Oh my God,
11:26if Judy Garland was a friend of?
11:28The ghost of Judy Garland.
11:29I'd love that.
11:30It's like Kwai,
11:31Judy Garland,
11:32and Brittany Bateman.
11:33No.
11:33Oh,
11:34imagine Brittany singing with the ghost of Judy Garland.
11:36Happy times!
11:37Like they just do it.
11:37Brittany Bateman does it every night.
11:39Wait,
11:39so you went to Brittany Bateman's cabaret show.
11:41If there was one part in the show where you think the ghost of Judy Garland could participate.
11:47Probably when she sings,
11:50two points.
11:51Okay.
11:52One,
11:52when she sings to the entire cast for good.
11:54Yeah.
11:55Okay.
11:55Because Judy Garland now will know these girls.
11:57Judy can swoop in.
11:58I knew you.
11:59And then also when she has her song about being a friend of.
12:03Oh,
12:03okay.
12:03Because when she's like,
12:04why can't I have a snowflake?
12:05So Judy Garland would also probably.
12:06She would understand.
12:07Because Judy,
12:08if the ghost of Judy Garland were to join Housewives,
12:10I think she would be confused.
12:11Why can't,
12:12why can't she get a snowflake?
12:14Yeah.
12:14You know?
12:14And she'd be like,
12:15why aren't they making you all take barbiturates as a child?
12:17Exactly.
12:18Because Judy Garland had a sad life.
12:20Yeah,
12:20she did.
12:21I feel like there might be some viewers or listeners who don't know who Judy Garland is.
12:25She played Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
12:27Oh my God.
12:27She was a child star forced to take barbiturates.
12:30Like,
12:30she was a child star that they forced,
12:32Liza Minnelli's mother,
12:33mind you,
12:34child star,
12:35they forced to have her like drugged up working constantly.
12:38It was before the Ashley Olsen,
12:39American Olsen got the,
12:40the labor laws changed for full house.
12:42Thank God.
12:43But,
12:44um,
12:45talented for decades,
12:47but no one really took care of her.
12:49Do you know what was not on my bingo card?
12:50Us explaining the concept of Judy Garland during a Salt Lake City Housewives recap.
12:54I need like a long,
12:55I don't smoke,
12:55I need a long cigarette explaining all this.
12:58So Judy,
12:59Judy Garland.
12:59Oh my God.
13:00And you should watch Renee Zellweger's,
13:01uh,
13:02version of her,
13:02Judy.
13:03It's so good.
13:04And guys,
13:04she like kept that accent for years after.
13:05It was crazy.
13:06Did she?
13:07Yeah.
13:07I didn't notice that.
13:08And now she's married or like engaged to that guy who's like a reality TV personality from the UK.
13:13Or he does like that.
13:13Oh yeah.
13:15Who used to be married to Christina Hack.
13:17Yes.
13:17Oh my God.
13:18And he's so hot.
13:19He's so hot.
13:20And everything always goes back to Christina Hack somehow.
13:22Some,
13:22somehow.
13:22Who's from flip or flop.
13:23Who I think at some point in her life is going to be on Orange County Housewives.
13:28Without a doubt.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Like 1000%.
13:30Without a doubt.
13:30She'd be amazing on it.
13:31She'd be like.
13:31To be honest.
13:33Oh my God.
13:33Okay.
13:33So Judy,
13:34we're thinking of you.
13:35And we can't wait to see how Salt Lake City,
13:37honors you next week when they go to San Francisco.
13:40Excited for all of their St. Patrick's Day paraphernalia.
13:45Yeah.
13:45It should be exciting.
13:46I'm excited to see more of Heather Gay in a leprechaun beard.
13:50You know what?
13:52There we go.
13:53So stay tuned for that next week.