00:00I think what on earth was I thinking?
00:01Well, I'm the same way when I fly on an airplane,
00:03they have that magazine and you're flipping through it
00:04and they'll say, you know,
00:06your dog can eat processed cheese while you're away.
00:08And like, you know, like they have these crazy things
00:11that you can buy and it all looks good to me, you know?
00:14I know, and you order it.
00:15Some of the stuff's real good,
00:16but the biggest part of it is junk.
00:17But I just have a weakness for that.
00:19I think that a lot of country people-
00:20You just want to have it.
00:21You see it, you got to-
00:21Yeah.
00:22Do you ever call up,
00:23you see it on TV late at night and you call
00:24and you're talking to somebody like,
00:25send me that right now.
00:26Do you ever tell them that you're Dolly Parton?
00:27No, I'm Dolly Dean, which is my married name,
00:31but I do, I order every exercise machine.
00:33I just hang my clothes and my wigs on it.
00:35You know, it's like I never use it.
00:37Like none of us actually use them.
00:39I use mine to dry pasta, you know?
00:41I just rely all on it.
00:42But it all looks good, don't it?
00:43Sure.
00:43I'm just a sucker.
