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01:06The barcode sticker has been ripped off, as you can see.
01:1130th week of 1991.
01:14Yeah, see, this part right here is broken, so this just kind of opens up like that.
01:21But yeah.
01:23All right, as per usual, no copyright infringement intended.
01:27Let's get it done.
01:28Let's get it done.
01:29Yeah.
02:59All coming your way from MCA Universal Home Video.
03:04Michael J. Fox.
03:06James Woods.
03:07Yeah.
03:10Stop.
03:12The Hard Way on videocassette.
03:17The thrilling new action comedy featuring two of today's hottest film and video stars.
03:24The critics love it.
03:25I haven't been to jazz since the coffee club.
03:30PBS television raves, you'll have the time of your life.
03:35And Roger Ebert calls the Hard Way funny, fun, exciting, and exhilarating.
03:41Thumbs up.
03:42The audiences love it.
03:44The Hard Way has already grossed over $25 million nationwide at the box office.
03:51And you'll love it.
03:53The Hard Way is in the top-running action comedy genre.
04:00And MCA Universal Home Video is backing the Hard Way with extensive network, cable, and spot television advertising in over
04:0720 markets.
04:08A national print campaign.
04:11Plus, exciting POP, including banners, brochures, posters, static cling banners, and more.
04:19But that's not all.
04:20We're so sure that you and your customers will love the Hard Way.
04:23We're offering a free full-length screener to every retailer who calls 1-800-MCA-4-POP.
04:31Plus, fill out the card enclosed inside the screener and enter our Watch and Win contest.
04:36You can win a mobile billboard advertising your store and the Hard Way for 30 days.
04:41Or one of our other great prizes.
04:48Movie star Nick Lang is looking for a part that could change his image.
04:53You don't want me to grow up.
04:54The studio doesn't want me to grow up.
04:57I'm the only one who wants me to grow up.
05:00So to play a real cop,
05:01Freeze!
05:02He's going to study with the best.
05:04If I can watch his beat, if I can get under his skin, I will nail his part in you.
05:09Detective John Marks is on the trail of a killer.
05:12This party crasher has whacked out seven people.
05:15He's going to do it again soon.
05:17Today, maybe.
05:17And what if this cop doesn't want you tagging after him?
05:20Two pros.
05:21He's changing ideas.
05:22Why wouldn't he want to do it?
05:24Not if you tied my tongue to your tailpipe and drove me 80 miles an hour naked across the field
05:28of broken glass.
05:29Everything you guys just wants to blend in, so nobody wants to be playing, okay?
05:34Stop!
05:35My trainer's got me a Nogluz and a Sermaster, so you don't have to worry about Nick Lang.
05:41He's told me face to face that he wants to be me.
05:44I'll just do what you do in Hollywood.
05:46Rum drinks, fern bar, durable racing.
05:49There's only one way Moss can catch the killer without losing his mind.
05:54I have a breath to get rid of this guy.
05:57Freeze!
05:58Sorry, freeze!
05:59What am I doing?
06:00They stole my cellular phone, John, and I think it might have been a gang.
06:04Hi, guys.
06:05How you doing?
06:05Sorry to interrupt.
06:09You're not going to learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth
06:13and asking stupid questions.
06:14We live this job.
06:16It's something we are, not something we do.
06:18Michael J. Fox.
06:21James Woods.
06:22Was that great?
06:23I'm a sad.
06:24But, John, can you just do that one more time for me, please?
06:30In a John Bata movie, the hard way.
06:38Sorry, just stop.
06:48Running against time.
06:52What would have happened if John Kennedy had lived?
06:55Didn't he say that he was going to pull the troops out of Vietnam?
06:59I lost my brother in Vietnam.
07:02What would you do if you could travel through time?
07:06I would stop John F. Kennedy's assassination.
07:10Nobody can change the past, but, David, you are stuck in it.
07:13It's all you think about.
07:14I will bring you back on November the 22nd, 1963, at precisely 1215, to the roof of the Texas Book
07:23Depository.
07:44No!
07:49It's a shop president.
07:53This can't be it!
07:56Oh, my God.
07:59I'm going back.
08:01What are you doing here?
08:02I had to get here before you did.
08:04We saw what happened.
08:05The news headlines, they saw you did it.
08:07Will they be trapped in the past forever?
08:10What have I done, Spooky?
08:11What have I done?
08:14Robert Hayes and Katherine Hicks are Running Against Time on videocassette.
08:22Three new episodes from executive producer Steven Spielberg's acclaimed series, Amazing Stories, Book 3.
08:29First, Patrick Swayze stars as Eric Peterson, a man convicted of murder and sentenced to die for his crime.
08:38Then, something truly amazing happens.
08:45And it's discovered he has the power to heal.
08:49Look at my head!
08:50Look at my head!
08:53Will he be granted a stay of execution, or will he face the ultimate punishment?
09:00Patrick Swayze stars in Life on Death Row.
09:07Next, what happens to young men as they prepare for war?
09:11I wish I could be brave like the rest of you guys.
09:14You think we're not afraid?
09:16Charlie Sheen stars in No Day at the Beach.
09:22A squadron of young soldiers is pinned down on the battlefield, trapped under fire.
09:28The only thing that can save them from certain death is a miracle.
09:32It's Arnold!
09:33You guys, it's Arnold!
09:34It is Arnold!
09:35No Day at the Beach.
09:38Then, Gregory Hines stars as the amazing Falsworth, a psychic who can reveal anyone's most intimate secrets just by touching
09:47them.
09:48Tonight, when Gil led me up to this one man and I touched him, I felt that he had just
09:52killed two people.
09:53It was a serial killer.
09:55A keyboard killer?
09:56Don't you see he knows who I am?
09:58I'm next.
09:59What do you want me to do?
10:01I need your protection.
10:05Will the keyboard killer's next victim be the amazing Falsworth?
10:12Explore the Incredible.
10:14Three more exciting new episodes from the popular series that has become one of the most requested releases of the
10:19MCA Universal Library.
10:21Executive producer Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories Book 3 on videocassette.
10:30Masterful.
10:31A tremendous achievement, says the Hollywood Reporter.
10:35An enormously powerful experience.
10:37Impossible to watch unmoved, says the Los Angeles Times.
10:41Richard Gere.
10:43Pretty country.
10:44And Vanessa Redgrave star in Academy Award winning director John Schlesinger's critically acclaimed Yanks.
10:56Millions of Americans land in Britain on their way to war.
11:03To the war-weary British, they are overpaid and over-saxed.
11:10L-P-I-L-P!
11:13Here.
11:15Just in case you get lost.
11:18Again, I smile.
11:24I think we should go to New York City first, what do you think?
11:30He knew what he was doing.
11:31He's a black guy and a white girl.
11:33He wasn't some other man.
11:35No, he's the kind you're allowed to beat half to death.
11:37And you just stood there, you didn't even lift a finger.
11:40There's nothing I could do.
11:41You didn't even try.
11:45That means you're believing us.
11:48Well, you don't expect him to start without me, do you?
11:52I've never wanted anyone like I want you.
11:54I've got to believe that.
11:56Why?
11:58Why should I believe you?
12:01I don't know if I'm coming back.
12:07Yanks on videocassette.
12:11In the future, the top grossing comedy adventure series of all time will be made available as the ultimate video
12:17gift.
12:21All three Back to the Future films, plus the secrets of the making of Back to the Future in a
12:26four-video special collector set priced at just $59.95.
12:30The future isn't that far away.
12:34This September, the future is back.
12:38Racing into video stores in a specially designed gift pack.
12:41Hold on to your seats for a limited time only.
12:45The Back to the Future trilogy is arriving this September.
12:51Prepare yourself for a rare look at the legendary supergroup.
12:58The Doors.
12:59The Soft Parade.
13:00A retrospective.
13:04It's rare footage from the infamous 1968 tour.
13:10It's never-before-seen interviews.
13:13It's the real music.
13:15The real Morrison.
13:17The real Doors.
13:21The Doors.
13:31The Doors.
13:33The Soft Parade.
13:34A retrospective.
13:35Only $19.95 suggested retail.
13:38And look for the Doors collector set.
13:40Three exciting Doors videos packaged in a collector slipcase for just $59.95 suggested retail.
13:46Ask your sales rep for more details.
13:51Also this September, look for two new Abbott and Costello releases from the MCA Universal Library.
13:57Keep them flying and In the Navy.
13:59Priced at just $14.95 suggested retail.
14:02Along with our other classic Abbott and Costello titles.
14:07Thank you for joining us for a preview of our exciting new releases.
14:11Now, stay tuned for our feature presentation.
15:44And we'll see you next time.
15:44Bye.
15:44Oh, my God.
16:42Oh, my God.
16:44Oh, my God.
17:41Oh, my God.
18:13All right.
18:14Oh, my God.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44Oh, my God.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:41Oh, my God.
19:51Oh, my God.
19:52Oh, my God.
20:12Oh, my God.
20:16Yeah, you heard that, right?
20:20I'll play it again for you guys.
20:45Oh, my God.
20:48There's an ambulance passing by out there.
20:52Oh, it's nothing too serious.
21:19All right, listen again.
21:35One more time.
22:01So, yeah, is that rare or what?
22:07So, yeah, that's kind of cool that it has that sound on it.
22:12So, yeah, that's pretty rare, I would say.
22:14All right, that's a wrap.
22:17I'll see you guys next time.