00:00Let's go. Ready? From the top.
00:15My favorite shows on TV have 12 minutes of advertising.
00:18I can't get behind that kind of time.
00:20Eat quickly, drive faster, make more money now.
00:23I can't get behind that, my kids say.
00:26He said to me, and I'm like, and he's like, and she's like.
00:29It's all he's all, she's all.
00:31I can't get behind that kind of, like, English.
00:35That'll be six to eight weeks before delivery.
00:38The rising oceans, the warming temperatures.
00:40The dying polar bears, no tigers in 50 years.
00:44Rising poison in the air and water.
00:46I can't understand why the price of gas suddenly rises when oil goes up.
00:50But takes months to go down long after oil falls.
00:54I can't get behind any of that.
00:57I can't get behind the gods.
00:59Who are more vengeful, angry, and dangerous if you don't believe in them.
01:02Why can't all these gods just get along?
01:05I mean, they're omnipotent and omnipresent.
01:07What's the problem?
01:08What's the problem?
01:10What about the men who say, do as I do?
01:12Believe in what I say for your own good, or I'll kill you.
01:15I can't get behind that.
01:16I can't get behind that.
01:18Everybody knows everything about all of us.
01:21That's too much knowledge.
01:23I can't get behind that.
01:27And what about student drivers using my streets to learn?
01:30If you learn to play the drums, you've got to go to a studio, go to a parking lot for
01:34God's sakes.
01:35Why are you jeopardizing my life?
01:37I can't get behind a student driver.
01:40I can't get behind a driver who drives like a student driver.
01:43If you're going to drive an urban assault vehicle, then get off the phone and keep your eyes on the
01:48road.
01:51Lifetime guarantee?
01:52Whose lifetime, not mine.
01:53Haven't that much time left.
01:55Let's make it yours.
01:56Everybody's got a longer life than me.
01:58The leaf blowers.
02:00Is there anything more futile?
02:02Car alarms.
02:03Clap off.
02:04Clap on.
02:04Spam.
02:05Size matters.
02:06No, it doesn't.
02:06Yes, it does.
02:07No, it doesn't.
02:07No, it doesn't.
02:08My phone ring.
02:09Make millions in minutes.
02:10It's a computer.
02:11Lose inches and hours.
02:13Leave me the hell alone.
02:14Eat more.
02:15Spend less.
02:17The colonel is break dancing.
02:19Give me a break.
02:20Credit terms arranged.
02:21I can't get behind any of that.
02:25I can't get behind so-called singers.
02:27They can't carry a tune.
02:29Get paid for talking.
02:30How easy is that?
02:33Well, maybe I could get behind that.
02:35Well, I can't.
02:36If you have to fix it with a computer, quantized, pitch corrected, nobly inspected, then you can't do it.
02:42And I can't get behind that.
02:45I can't get behind a fat ass.
02:53Bill, can you turn around and do one more?
02:57Always can do one more.
02:59Let's hit it.
02:59All right.
02:59Let's do it.
