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00:05FLECTAM ARBITTE
00:54Canım kardeşim
01:01Mine'nin uçurtması kayboldu.
01:09Baba! Baba!
01:14Baba, bu uçurtma uçmuyor.
01:17Aa! Nereden buldun onu?
01:19Bahçede buldum. Ağaçtan pat diye önüme düştü.
01:23Kim bilir nereden geldi.
01:24Ver bir bakayım neden uçmuyormuş.
01:27Bakın, burada birkaç yırtık var.
01:30Tamir edebilir misin baba?
01:32Çok zor değil.
01:33Bana eğer yapıştırıcı getirirseniz hemen hallederiz.
01:37Yaşasın!
01:38Çocuklar, birkaç tane de renkli el işi kağıdıyla uzun bir ip de getirin.
01:43Kuyruğunu da tamir edelim.
01:50İşte bitti.
01:53Yeni gibi oldu.
01:56Teşekkürler baba, teşekkürler anne.
01:58Peki adını ne koyacağız?
02:00Canım kardeşim, hiç uçurtmaya isim konulur mu?
02:03Neden olmasın?
02:04Oyuncaklarımıza isim vermiyor muyuz?
02:06Galiba haklısın.
02:09Ne olsun adı?
02:12Bulut olsun.
02:15Peki.
02:16Rüzgar olsun.
02:18Uç uç olsun.
02:20Uç uç olsun.
02:21Güzel isim, aferin.
02:23Ben de beğendim.
02:25Hadi artık uçuralım.
02:26Evet, evet.
02:28Uç uçmuş.
02:29Bence hiç de ilginç bir isim değil.
02:31Benim ismim daha güzel.
02:34Öyle tutun bakalım uçurtmayı.
02:36Ben bırakın deyince bırakın tamam mı?
02:39Tamam.
02:42Bırakın.
02:52Çok yükseklere çıktı.
02:55Ne güzel, kuş gibi uçuyor.
02:59Hadi bakalım yine sıra sende.
03:02Sıkı tut, sakın bırakma.
03:04Hadi uç uç, bulutlara kadar uç.
03:12Altyazı M.K.
03:27Kaçıyor.
03:28İpi yakala.
03:29Eyvah.
03:30Bak şimdi yakala oğlum.
03:31Şimdi sana gösterelim ben.
03:32Gel o çotma buraya.
03:34Kaçma.
03:35Kaçamazsın elimden.
03:36Oh, what a call it?
03:38I think you're a so good kid in this world.
03:40I don't know what you mean.
03:42Ah, come on.
03:44You didn't leave me at the door.
03:46You have to find it.
03:47You are going to get it.
03:50You have to find it.
03:50It's not a bad day.
03:51It's not a bad day.
03:54I do not have to find it.
03:55It's not a bad day.
04:03It's not a bad day.
04:05I have to find it.
04:06I'll be able to get some.
04:09Minecim, why do you think you're so much?
04:11Let's giggle a little bit.
04:12It's a very bad thing.
04:16It's a very bad thing.
04:17It's a bad thing.
04:18It's a bad thing.
04:23Maybe it's a bad thing.
04:27It's a bad thing.
04:29Oh, let's go.
04:32Let's go.
04:33Maybe it's a bad thing.
04:36Of course, we will be able to help us, I don't know.
04:43We are very good, Talip.
04:45I have a request for you.
04:47I have a request for you.
04:48We are very happy to find an an attachment for you.
04:56Talip amca, uçurtmamı bulup getirir misin?
04:59Adı Uçuç.
05:00Rengi pembe, sürekli gülen bir yüzü var.
05:03Ama şimdi çok üzgündür.
05:04Lütfen bulun uçurtmamı.
05:06Dikkat dikkat.
05:08Pilot arkadaşımız, Talip'in yeğeni Mine'nin uçurtması Uçuç kaybolmuştur.
05:13Bütün pilotlarımız uçurmayı gördüklerinde kuleye haber vermelidir.
05:28Uçurma mefesini!
05:31Yaşasın!
05:32Çok eğlenceli!
05:56Hoş geldiniz çocuklar.
06:02İlginç ve de tehlikeli.
06:05Neymiş tehlikeli oğlan?
06:08Yerinizde olsam dikkatli olurduk. Bulutların üzerinde yürümek tehlikelidir.
06:13Biz bunu bilmiyorduk.
06:15Ne oluyor?
06:18Bulutlar!
06:37Kuşlarım çok yardımseverdir.
06:40Şimdi söyleyin bakalım buralarda ne arıyorsunuz?
06:44Uçurtma ülkesini.
06:47Uçurtmamızı kaybettik de.
06:50Uçurtma ülkesi gökkuşağının hemen altında.
06:53Balon ülkesini geçtikten hemen sonra.
06:56Ama siz bulamazsınız.
06:58Bu yüzden kuşlarım sizi oraya götürecek.
07:01Teşekkür ederiz Bulut amca.
07:03Hoşçakalın.
07:16Ne güzel.
07:19Ne güzel.
07:34Burası balon ülkesi olmalı.
07:36Her yer uçurtma dolu.
07:39Rengarenk.
07:41Bizim uç uç nerede acaba?
07:43Bak şu uç uç değil mi?
07:46Nerede?
07:46Bak bak.
07:47Anne ve babasıyla uçuyorlar.
07:49Evet bu uç uç.
07:51Çok da mutlu.
07:53Ne güzel.
07:54Bak ev sallayıp gitti.
07:57Neyse ki bu ilk değil.
07:59Arı sokmaları için bu ilaç iyi gelir.
08:01Canın daha fazla yanmasın.
08:03O ev ve sizden başka acımı paylaşan kimse yok.
08:15Uç uç iyidir değil mi baba?
08:17Uç uç gökyüzünde uçmak için yapılmış.
08:20Orada çok daha mutludur.
08:22Belki de ailesini de bulmuştur.
08:24Belki de.
08:25Hadi şimdi uyku zamanı.
08:35Hadi kahvaltıya.
08:39Geldik.
08:42Aaa bu paket de ne?
08:44Kocaman.
08:45İçinde ne var acaba?
08:47Size gelmiş çocuklar.
08:49Bize mi?
08:50Tarif amcanız göndermiş.
08:53Hadi açsanıza.
09:00Ne güzel.
09:03Aaa.
09:04Ama bu uç uç değil.
09:05Talif amcanız ne kadar düşünceli.
09:08Uç uçun yerine yeğenlerine iki uçurtma yollamış.
09:11Benim niye amcam yok?
09:13Bana kimse bir şey yollamıyor.
09:15Bakın bir de mektup var.
09:17Oku bakalım Müge.
09:19Ne yazmış Talif amcanız?
09:21Merhaba sevgili yeğenlerim.
09:24Pilot arkadaşlarımızla uç uçu ararken yalnız başlarına bir bulutun üzerinde oturan bu iki güzel uçurtmaya rastladık.
09:31Uç uçun ailesinin yanında ve çok mutlu olduğunu söylediler.
09:35Tam gidiyorduk ki sizi çok merak ettiklerini, bizimle gelmek istediklerini söylediler.
09:40Biz de onları size gönderdik.
09:42Talif amcanız.
09:43Güzel sesler.
09:45Hadi uçurtmalarımızı uçuralım.
09:50Ayy!
09:51Ayy!
09:53Ayy!
09:54Benimle oynamak varken nereden çıktı bu uçurtmalar?
09:59Nereden çıktı z Vorsource?
10:02Eyvah Burnum!
10:05En son setsler en daha iyileşmedi Burnum.
10:08Herhalde bu barışlık demek, güle güle Ali k ajust.
10:12İşte bir kelebek.
10:14Ne güzel.
10:15Gel birlikte oynayalım.
10:17Don't, don't, don't, don't.
10:46Don't, don't, don't.
10:47Don't, don't, don't.
11:17Ağır mağır eskiyen bilgisayarınız canınızı sıkıyorsa atın onu gitsin.
11:21Yerine Intel işlemcili hafif bir Asus bilgisayar gelsin.
11:25Size bilgisayar mı yok?
11:31Intel işlemcili Asus T100 ikisi bir arada 899 TL vatanda.
11:40Ben arada kalmam.
11:42Ne giysem diye düşünmem ikisini de giyelim.
11:45Sevgilim mi halı saha mı diye de düşünmem.
11:48Sevgilime gol pası veririm.
11:51Dalışa mı gitsem koşmaya mı diye düşünmem.
11:54Balık adam gibi giyinir koşuya giderim.
11:56Laptop mı alsam tablet mi diye de düşünmem.
11:59Bir laptop bir de tablet alayım.
12:00Orada durun.
12:01Hemen vatana gelin.
12:03Windows 10 farkıyla hem laptop hem tablet olarak kullanabileceğiniz Intel işlemcili Asus X'i bir arada laptop'ınızı alın.
12:11Asus X'i bir arada laptoplar vatanda.
12:14999 TL'den başlayan fiyatlarla.
12:23Sağ olun.
12:27Bence muhteşem bir konserdi.
12:29Hiç kimse oturmadı.
12:30Herkes ayakta alkışladı.
12:31İyi ki koltukları sökmüşüz.
12:34Hayranlarınızdan hediyeler geldi.
12:35Ne gerek vardı?
12:37Altın mı?
12:37Gümüş.
12:38Altın bir gümüş mü?
12:39Gümüş bir saniye.
12:41Başka?
12:42Vodafone da size hediye internet gönderdi.
12:45Duydunuz mu?
12:46Vodafone bana hediye göndermiş.
12:48Ben şok.
12:49Ben manşet.
12:50E bana da hediye gönderdiler.
12:52Bana da.
12:53Bana da.
12:53Hepiniz mi Vodafone'a yeni geçtiniz?
12:55Yoo.
12:56Yıllardır Vodafone'lıyız.
12:58Özelim sandım.
12:59Güzelim.
13:00Özelim sandım.
13:02Bizim için her Vodafone'la özel.
13:04Sürpriz yazıp 6666'ya gönderen herkes avantaj cepti dünyasından hediyeler kazanıyor.
13:10Siz yeter ki isteyin.
13:12Vodafone'da kolayı var.
13:16Hadi yeticinler dışarı.
13:19Ama güzel yeticinler oynuyor.
13:22Hepsi etrafa mutluluğu çarşıyor.
13:26Kim için ellere yakmış uyuyor.
13:30Yeticinler onu dansa çağırıyor.
13:34Hadi gül sen yeticin.
13:36Mutlu ol sen yeticin.
13:38Neşe ne hep neşe kat.
13:39Ölümse sen yeticin.
13:43Yepyeni gülüşleriyle yeticinler.
13:47Bir, üç, beş, yeni, dokuz.
13:49Başka tatlara dokuz.
13:51Bize dokuz kat kat yeter.
13:53Başkası ararsa yokuz.
14:00Gofret dediğin dokuz kat olur.
14:02Lezzeti bir başka olur.
14:04Efsane dokuz kat tat.
14:06Şimdi küp küp.
14:10Türkcell'den son teknolojiye uygun akıllı telefonlarda avantajlarla dolu bir kampanya.
14:16Sony, LG, Samsung, Türkcell Turbo T50 hepsi çok akıllı.
14:21Hepsi 4G uyumlu.
14:22Üstelik şimdi 350 liraya varan indirimler ve tam 2 ay boyunca 3 GB'a varan internet paketleriyle Türkcell iletişim merkezlerinde
14:32sizleri bekliyorlar.
14:33Türkcell. Birlikte her gün daha iyiye.
14:38Bir fantayı hak ettim.
14:41En sevdiğim ses.
14:48Kıpır kıpır baloncuklar.
14:53Portakal tadına çok az kaldı.
14:57Yalnız bekletmeye gelmez.
15:00Aç bir fanta.
15:01Sakın kaptırma.
15:03Fanta oyun tadında.
15:07Algida Klasiks Ekstra
15:09İçinden akan ekstra ekstra ekstra sosunu
15:14İçinden akan ekstra ekstra ekstra sosunu
15:18Karamel ya normal meyveli ekstra sosunu
15:23Yiyip akıyorsun
15:26İçinde ekstra sosuyla yeni Algida Klasiks Ekstra
15:38Abi
15:39Bu ne?
15:41Ama o teknolojide son nokta ya
15:50Teknolojide son nokta Kesper Nirvana sizi çok şaşırtacak.
15:54Güçlü Intel işlemcisiyle Kesper Nirvana
15:56Şimdi Türkcell müzikle milyonlarca şarkı ve 200 TL'ye varan benzersiz fırsatlarla.
16:02Kaçırma.
16:05Ama o teknolojide son nokta ya
16:14Teknolojide son nokta Kesper Nirvana sizi çok şaşırtacak.
16:18Güçlü Intel işlemcisiyle Kesper
16:22Abi
16:24Bu ne?
16:25Nirvana
16:26Şimdi Türkcell müzikle milyonlarca şarkı ve 200 TL'ye
16:31Merhaba
16:31Tırır tıklı cifse var mı?
16:32Tırır tıklı sade, tırır tıklı yoğurtlu, tırır tıklı acılı
16:35Tırır tıklı ketçaplı
16:36Tırır tıklı ketçaplı
16:37Bir tane cifse alabilir miyim?
16:39Tırır tıklı mı, tırır tıksız mı?
16:40Tırır tıklı, tırır tıklı
16:42Buyurun tırır tıklı
16:43Nedir bu tırır tıklı muhabbet?
16:45Gençler işte abi ya
16:46Tırırlatmış bunlar ya
16:48Bana da versene bir tırır tıklı
16:49Tırır tıklı yoğurtlu, tırır tıklı acılı
16:51Tırır tıklı ketçaplı
16:52Hangisinden vereyim?
16:53Tırırlattıran lezzet
16:54Cipso
16:55Tırır tıklı, tırır tıksız
16:57Tırır tıklı günler
16:58En yeni modeller ve en çılgın fiyatlar
17:01Her zaman cibilde
17:036-18 ay gömlek 22-20 yerine sadece 16.90
17:08İyi seni annem bilir
17:15Teknoloji ve tasarımın gövde gösterisi Avea'da
17:19Metal tasarımlı şık gövde
17:22Gece ya da gündüz mükemmel fotoğraf çekebilen
17:25Flash'lı 8 megapiksel ön kamera
17:2713 megapiksel arka kamera
17:30Muhteşem görüntü sunan 5 inç Super AMOLED HD ekrana sahip
17:35Ve 4G teknolojisine uyumlu
17:37Lenovo S90
17:38Cazip fiyat ve ödeme koşullarıyla Avea'da
17:47Altyazı M.K.
17:47Burası neresi a?
17:49Hıı försit gepesi
17:51Larolololololololololololololol
17:52O ne?
17:53Arkadaşlar merhaba
17:54Siz bu adanın yerlichesisiniz galiba
17:57T Finishedepesi nasıl gidelim?
17:59bana ne wifi
18:00Hıırrrrr
18:01Arkadaşlar gizemli adadan
18:03Kurtulmama yardım etmek için
18:05KidOkon TR'ye girin
18:065 PlayStation 4
18:08Peleifel iş işme
18:09Boss'tan caffeine kazanma şansını yakalayın
18:12TUNAR KIDO, STAY EYLENCY KATIYOR
18:18Annem banyoya dedi, koştum ben piti piti
18:22Darnım varsa benimle, bıcı bıcı eğlence
18:25Gözüm yanmaz ki açık, saçlarım yumuşadı
18:30Kokum bebek gibiyse, bıcı bıcı eğlence
18:33Bıcı bıcı
18:34Annelerin bir numarası Dalin
18:43Bıcı bıcı
18:45Aya Bıcı
19:03Aya Bıcı
19:05Aya Bıcı
19:05Oh, dad. I found cigarettes in Greg's jacket.
19:08Greg, were you smoking cigarettes?
19:10No, dad.
19:11Well, he's lying. There's no doubt about that.
19:13Greg, I'm afraid your punishment will be four hours in the snake pit.
19:16That'll give you some time to think about what you've done.
19:18Oh, man!
19:20That'll teach him.
19:21And, Jan, I'm afraid you've earned a day in the Chamber of Fire for tattling on your brother.
19:28Ah, smoking. How does a boy like that go so wrong?
19:31Well, I live in a crummy neighborhood.
19:33The Brady's?
19:33Oh, hell yeah. They got robbers, thugs, drug dealers, you name it.
19:37You folks want some pancakes?
19:39No, thank you.
19:39See, that's the worst we got. It's, uh, Jemima's witnesses.
19:51Excellent. The mind-control device is nearing completion.
19:54Stewie, I said no toys at the table.
19:57Damn you, vile woman!
19:58You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb.
20:02I remember when Stewie was born.
20:04He was the only baby I've ever seen who came out smiling.
20:06But, of course, that was my victory day.
20:08The fruition of my deeply laid plans to escape from that cursed ovarian bastille.
20:13Return the device, woman!
20:15No toys, Stewie.
20:17Very well, then. Mark my words.
20:19When you least expect it, your uppance will come.
20:23Kids, I just don't know if I like the idea of your father going to a stack party tonight.
20:28Relax, Mom. It's just a bunch of guys sitting around with a black marker and a checklist of the Ten
20:33Commandments.
20:33Heh heh. Thou shalt get drunk. Yeah!
20:36Chris, you're thirteen. Don't talk like that.
20:39No, Mom, it's kinda cold in here.
20:41No, no, don't touch the thermostat, Meg. Your father gets upset.
20:44Oh, come on. This thing goes up to ninety.
20:48What about your thermostat?
20:49Man, how does he always know?
20:51Brain implant, Meg. Every father's got one.
20:53Tells you when the children are messing with the dial.
20:55Hey, Peter, my thing went off. Your thermostat okay?
20:58Yeah, it's all right.
20:58Hey, is my kid over here?
21:00Forget it. False alarm.
21:02Whoa, ass ahoy.
21:03Say, uh, when are you leaving for the party, Peter?
21:05Eh, about fifteen minutes.
21:07Peter, promise me you won't drink.
21:09Oh, his honey alcohol doesn't affect me.
21:12Remember when Dad got drunk off the communion wine at church?
21:15And so the Lord God smoked poor Job with festering boils all over his body.
21:21Oh, God, I hate it when he tells this story.
21:23Yet miraculously, Job was still able to keep his dignity.
21:26And remember you had an Irish coffee the day we went to see Philadelphia?
21:34I got it. That's the guy from Big.
21:37Tom Hanks, that's it.
21:38Oh, funny guy, Tom Hanks.
21:40Anything he says is a stitch.
21:41I have AIDS.
21:43And then there was that time at the ice cream store.
21:47Oh, rum raisin's my favorite.
21:51Promise me, Peter.
21:53Lois, I promise, not a drop of alcohol is going to touch these lips tonight.
21:57Hey, who wants to play Drink the Beer?
21:59Right here.
22:01You win.
22:02All right, what do I win?
22:03Another beer.
22:04Oh, I'm going for the high score.
22:06Well, actually, Charlie's got the high score.
22:08Hey, man, your clock won't flush.
22:10You know, I feel kind of bad, you guys.
22:12I promised my wife I wouldn't drink.
22:14Oh, I don't feel bad, Peter.
22:15Oh, gee, I never thought of it like that.
22:17Hey, did you bring the porno?
22:19Did I bring the porno?
22:20Oh, what do you think I am, some kind of porno nut bringer?
22:23But don't you have pizzas to deliver?
22:26No, let's get busy instead.
22:28Oh, he is going to get fired.
22:32The statue was originally a gift from France.
22:34What is this?
22:36Oh, man, Chris must have taped over this for his history class.
22:38The Statue of Liberty?
22:40Oh, what are we going to do?
22:41Boys, boys, we're going to drink till she's hot.
22:44Hey, that's just crazy enough to work.
22:53Bacon's great, Mom.
22:54Where's the orange juice?
22:55Over there by the crutch.
22:57That's cool that Dad slept in the kitchen.
22:59Now, kids, this is not a good example.
23:01Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.
23:05Peter, I honestly don't believe you.
23:08You spent the night on the kitchen table, and you're still drunk.
23:11I'm sorry, honey.
23:12Are you mad?
23:13No, I'm just very dis...
23:16Mom, are you all right?
23:17My goodness, this chair leg was loose.
23:20Isn't that silly?
23:21I could have broken my neck.
23:23Damn.
23:26Look, honey, I'm late for work.
23:27Can we talk about this when I get back?
23:29All right, Peter, but we haven't finished this conversation.
23:32Okay, bye.
23:37How are you coming, Johnson?
23:39Well, Mr. Weed, I've been working on the new G.I. Jew line,
23:42and as you can see, they look great.
23:44You call these bagels?
23:45Whoa!
23:46I'm glad he's on our side.
23:49Peter, are you sleeping on the job?
23:51What the...
23:52Oh, hi, Mr. Weed.
23:53Peter, it's your job to watch for any toy products
23:56that might be harmful to children.
23:57Now look sharp.
23:58All right, yes, sir.
24:08And now, back to Channel 6 News.
24:10Our top story tonight, when toys attack.
24:12Quite a situation we've got here, Mike.
24:14Quite a situation we've got here, Mike, indeed, Diane.
24:16It seems the Happy-Go-Lucky toy company
24:18has released several highly unsafe toy products
24:20into the retail market.
24:21Come on, Timmy, throw the silly ball.
24:25Oh, boy, a pound-poochie.
24:29Come on, baby Heimlich, spit it out.
24:35Peter, I'm appalled.
24:36Your negligence has damaged this company's reputation.
24:39You're fired.
24:39Ah, jeez, for how long?
24:43I don't believe it, Peter.
24:45You got fired?
24:46Way to go, Dad.
24:47Fight the machine.
24:48How do you know about the machine?
24:49Peter, you know this is all because
24:52you drank at the stag party.
24:53I know.
24:54Lois, honey, you were right.
24:55Alcohol is trouble.
24:57Now I feel kind of guilty
24:58I ever gave Chris his first taste of beer.
25:00Yeah, but you turned out okay, didn't you, pal?
25:02I'm gonna go get wasted.
25:03Okay, look both ways.
25:05Peter, what are you going to do about a job?
25:07You'll have to find something soon.
25:09Now why don't you...
25:11What on earth was that?
25:16What the deuce are you staring at?
25:17It's tuna fish.
25:19And nothing else.
25:22Ah, this sucks, Chris.
25:23I gotta find a way to get money.
25:25I've been through two jobs this week.
25:27I got fired off of that commercial.
25:29Try it again.
25:30I'm caca for cuckoo pups.
25:32No, dammit, take 26.
25:34Then I had that job as the sneeze guard
25:36for the salad bar at that restaurant.
25:38Ah, ah, ah.
25:40Take it outside, lady.
25:41And then I thought I could win some money
25:43in that talent show.
25:44And the grand prize goes to
25:46the Von Trapp family singers.
25:48Oh, that is bullshit.
25:50Yes.
25:51And I still didn't win.
25:52Hey, Dad, you ever think of welfare?
25:54That's like free money, you know.
25:56Chris, that's it.
25:57I'll go on welfare.
26:00Next question.
26:01Do you have any disabilities on your record?
26:02Past injuries?
26:03Physical anomalies?
26:05Uh, oh, I didn't have gas for the first time
26:07until I was 30.
26:12What the hell was that?
26:14Oh, now that wasn't hard at all.
26:16What's your weekly stipend?
26:17Uh, let me see.
26:18A hundred and fifty dollars.
26:20Wait, that's not a decimal.
26:21That's a comma.
26:22Hey, move your thumb, Dad.
26:26Whoops.
26:32That was a crazy one, Dick.
26:34Sure was, Ed.
26:35In this next blooper from
26:36Joanie Loves Chachi,
26:37watch what happens when
26:38Scott Baio tries to say
26:39she sells seashells
26:40down by the seashore.
26:42What did you say
26:42your mom does for a living?
26:43Uh, she sells seashells
26:45down by the...
26:47Huh, that is kind of a tongue twister.
26:49Peter, where did that TV come from?
26:52Dad's getting a hundred and fifty thousand dollars
26:54a week in welfare.
26:55Isn't that cool?
26:56What?
26:57This money came from the government?
26:59Yeah.
27:00Hey, maybe somebody down there
27:01was drinking too, huh?
27:02Mr. President,
27:03why has the government
27:04made so few strides
27:05with regard to environmental legislation?
27:07Um, probably because you're so fat.
27:11Hey, it says here
27:12another state's gonna abolish
27:13the death penalty.
27:14What state is that?
27:15I don't know,
27:15I got the toothpaste
27:16on the article.
27:17Looks like, uh,
27:18Oakland Shoesets.
27:19Ah, where the wind
27:20comes sweeping down the pike.
27:22Peter, we need to talk
27:23about this welfare thing.
27:25It's obviously an oversight.
27:27Of course it is, honey,
27:28and that's why we're gonna
27:29start living like rich guys.
27:30Peter, what are you gonna do?
27:32Spend a hundred and fifty
27:33grand a week?
27:34Um, yeah.
27:36On what?
27:37Yeah, uh,
27:38I'd like six thousand
27:39chicken vagitas, please.
27:40I'll take your pardon?
27:41Uh, six thousand
27:42chicken vagitas
27:43with sauce.
27:44And a sausage McMuffin,
27:45please.
27:49Hey, Dad gave me
27:51two thousand dollars
27:52for raking the yard.
27:53Kids, this whole thing
27:54just seems wrong.
27:56I just wish I could
27:57talk some sense
27:58into your father.
28:01Stewie,
28:02why don't you play
28:02in the other room?
28:03Why don't you burn in hell?
28:05Well, no dessert
28:06for you, young man.
28:08Hey, everybody,
28:09I got a surprise for you.
28:10Come out in the yard.
28:12Now that we got
28:13all this money,
28:13we can start
28:14having nice things.
28:15Dad, you bought
28:16Michelangelo's David?
28:17No, no, I just
28:18rented it.
28:19They're gonna be ticked,
28:20though.
28:20The penis broke off
28:21while I was loading
28:21it into the car.
28:22Well, that's a bad part,
28:23anyway.
28:24Yeah, you're right.
28:28Shoot, these things
28:29are lucky.
28:30Peter, I have had
28:31enough of this.
28:32All that money
28:33belongs to the taxpayers,
28:34and if you don't
28:35return it, I will.
28:38Boy, your mom
28:38is ticked, huh?
28:39Yeah, she's pretty
28:40ticked, Dad.
28:41Yes, your judgment
28:41lately has been
28:42rather...
28:43Well, you have
28:44crappy judgment
28:44anyway.
28:45Give the taxpayers
28:46their money back.
28:47How am I supposed
28:47to do that?
28:49I...
28:49Hey, wait a second.
28:52I'm amazed.
28:53You can barely
28:53drive a car,
28:54and yet you were
28:55allowed to purchase
28:56a hot air balloon?
28:57Yeah, America's
28:58great, isn't it?
28:59Except for the South.
29:00Okay, everybody,
29:00here's your money back.
29:02You know, I should
29:02be on the ground.
29:03Why?
29:04Well, that way,
29:04when the police
29:05come to shoot you
29:06down, I could
29:06direct the gunfire.
29:07Brian, what are
29:08the police gonna
29:09do to us all
29:09the way up here?
29:11Hey, looks like
29:12we're getting
29:12some rain, Sarge.
29:13Yeah.
29:15Hey, wait a second.
29:16This is no
29:16ordinary rain.
29:17This is some
29:18kind of crazy
29:18money rain.
29:19Sarge, look!
29:20My God!
29:21That man and his
29:22dog are just
29:22throwing cash
29:23over the side
29:23of that balloon
29:24as if cash
29:24grew on trees.
29:25But why?
29:26Unless he's
29:27trying to make
29:27amends for
29:28spending $150,000
29:29a week in
29:30misappropriated
29:31welfare funds,
29:31Marty?
29:32It all checks
29:32out, Sarge.
29:37Uh, how was
29:44your shower?
29:44I tell you,
29:45Brian, all the
29:46rumors about
29:46dropping a soap
29:47are true.
29:48Really?
29:48Oh, yeah, you
29:49can't hold on to
29:49that thing to
29:50save your life.
29:51I was slipping
29:51all over the
29:52place, guys were
29:52laughing.
29:53Hey, there's the
29:54guy who couldn't
29:54hold on to the
29:55soap.
29:55Oh, that was
29:55classic.
29:58Peter, I hope
29:58you've learned a
29:59lesson from all
29:59this.
30:00Yeah, I guess
30:00Lois was
30:01right.
30:01I probably
30:01never should
30:02have touched
30:02that money.
30:03What are we
30:04going to do?
30:07Where on
30:08earth is
30:08Peter?
30:09He was
30:09supposed to
30:10be home
30:10three hours
30:11ago.
30:12You got me,
30:13Mom.
30:13Hello, Mother.
30:14Well, hi
30:15there, sweetie.
30:16You know,
30:17Mother, life is
30:18like a box of
30:18chocolates.
30:19You never know
30:20what you're going
30:20to get.
30:21Your life,
30:22however, is more
30:22like a box of
30:23active grenades.
30:25Now, I offer
30:26you one last
30:27chance for
30:28deliverance.
30:28Return my
30:29mind control
30:30device, or be
30:31destroyed.
30:32Oh, you just
30:33want your toy
30:34back.
30:35All right, here
30:36you go, honey.
30:37Yes, well,
30:38victory is
30:39mine.
30:43Ah, damn
30:44you all!
30:47Hello?
30:49Oh, my
30:49God.
30:52Peter, this
30:52is so
30:53embarrassing.
30:54This court
30:55will come to
30:55order.
30:56Look, everybody,
30:57I didn't mean to
30:57break the law
30:58or nothing.
30:58I just, I
30:59don't know, I
31:00just saw the
31:00one chance I'd
31:01ever have to
31:02throw a little
31:02money around
31:03like the rich
31:03guys do.
31:04Mr. Griffin,
31:05don't you think
31:05you should have
31:06alerted the
31:06government of
31:07such a gross
31:07oversight?
31:08Well, I was
31:08going to call
31:09him, but
31:10my favorite
31:11episode of
31:11Different Strokes
31:12was on.
31:13You know
31:13the one where
31:13Arnold and
31:14Dudley get
31:14sexually harassed
31:15by the guy
31:16who owns
31:16the bike
31:16shop?
31:17All right,
31:18now, I want
31:18you boys to
31:19scream real
31:19loud at my
31:20ass.
31:20And everybody
31:21learns a
31:22valuable lesson.
31:23Mr. Griffin,
31:24have you
31:24learned a
31:24lesson?
31:25Ah, yeah,
31:25stay the
31:26hell away
31:26from that
31:26bike shop.
31:27About
31:28welfare fraud?
31:29Oh, ah,
31:29yeah.
31:30And what
31:30might that
31:31lesson be?
31:32Oh, I
31:32don't know.
31:33I'm sure
31:33Mr. O.
31:34Henry could
31:35tell you
31:35better than
31:36me.
31:37Objection,
31:37the defendant
31:38is attempting
31:38to bribe
31:39the judge
31:39with a
31:39candy bar.
31:41Sustained.
31:41Ah, crap.
31:42Bailiff,
31:43would you
31:43roll the
31:43tape,
31:44please?
31:44Mr. Griffin,
31:45there's
31:45something I'd
31:46like to
31:46show you.
31:50Hello, I'm
31:51Jack Farthing.
31:52You know,
31:52all across
31:52this great
31:53country of
31:53ours,
31:53there are
31:54men and
31:54women for
31:54whom the
31:55problem of
31:55homelessness
31:56is a daily
31:57fact of
31:57life.
31:57And here
31:58comes one
31:58of them
31:58now.
31:59I'm sorry
31:59I'm late,
32:00Jack.
32:00I was
32:00catching a
32:01few winks
32:01on the
32:01street corner.
32:02Oh, that's
32:02fine, Bill.
32:03Now, for
32:03the benefit
32:04of our
32:04audience,
32:04you say
32:05you're
32:05really
32:05homeless and
32:06not just
32:06an actor?
32:07Oh, it's
32:07not so bad,
32:08really, because
32:08I've got one
32:09thing money
32:09just can't
32:10buy.
32:10And what's
32:11that?
32:11Why, the
32:11American way,
32:12of course.
32:13Yes, I'd
32:13rather be a
32:14penniless American
32:14than a rich
32:15commie bastard.
32:17Well, I guess
32:18being homeless
32:19isn't so bad
32:19after all.
32:23Do you see
32:23your mistake
32:24now, Mr.
32:25Griffin?
32:25Oh, wow.
32:26There's other
32:26people who could
32:27have used that
32:27money more than
32:28me.
32:29I guess I
32:30screwed up,
32:30huh?
32:31Yes, Mr.
32:31Griffin, you
32:32did.
32:32I'm sentencing
32:33you to 24
32:34months in
32:34prison.
32:35Oh, no.
32:36Oh, no.
32:37Oh, no.
32:38Oh, no.
32:39Oh, no.
32:40Oh, no.
32:41Excuse me,
32:42Your Honor.
32:43Yes?
32:43My husband
32:44may be a bit
32:45thoughtless at
32:45times.
32:46He may even
32:47be downright
32:47a little stupid.
32:49But deep
32:50down, I know
32:51he only accepted
32:52the money because
32:53he thought it
32:53would make him
32:55better in the
32:55eyes of his
32:56family.
32:57What he needs
32:58to remember is
32:59that we love
33:00him no matter
33:01what.
33:02Oh, I love
33:03you too, honey.
33:04That was very
33:04moving, Mrs.
33:05Griffin.
33:06Okay, you can
33:07go to jail with
33:08him.
33:08What?
33:09This court is
33:09adjourned.
33:1024 months in
33:11prison, eh?
33:12Well, we shall
33:13see how the
33:14iron constitution
33:15of American
33:15justice fares
33:16against the
33:17device.
33:27Oh, hell, you've
33:29learned your
33:29lesson, right?
33:30Yeah.
33:30All right, you're
33:31off the hook.
33:31Oh, wow, can you
33:32get me my job back?
33:33No.
33:35Yes.
33:36All right.
33:38Ah, honey, I knew
33:39everything would turn
33:40out okay.
33:41Thank heaven.
33:42I hope this has
33:43taught you that
33:44nothing worthwhile
33:45comes easy, Peter.
33:46Oh, no.
33:48What are you gonna
33:48do till you start
33:49working again, Dad?
33:50Oh, I got a way
33:51to get money.
33:51Not another
33:52welfare scam.
33:53No, no, no.
33:54Minority scholarship.
33:55Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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