00:01Show me your hands! Show them to me! I'll blow your freaking head off!
00:06Don't believe me? Test me! Test me!
00:12What the hell was that?
00:15You're good cops, but this is ridiculous. The non-stop bantering.
00:19You two guys never shut up!
00:22Well, I don't think that's true. I'm amazing at shutting up.
00:24Nah, I'm a little better at shutting up.
00:25I'm so better than you at shutting up.
00:26I can shut up immediately.
00:27We don't look at you as an informant. I mean, you're actually a friend.
00:30Nobody beats the best.
00:32Bing Crosby?
00:33I heard he used to beat his kids.
00:34He did it with a bag of oranges, so it didn't leave him up.
00:37How are you gonna hurt somebody with a bag of oranges?
00:38Nah, it could hurt. I could see if you put a hold on to oranges in a bag.
00:41You're gonna hurt me with a bag of oranges.
00:43Eating black men with oranges.
00:48Oranges are for eating, not beating.
00:52He's just milking it.
00:53Can't just say this guy is faking it.
00:55All the bad cops across the country will get off easy.
00:58You guys are suspended for 60 days without pay.
01:02So what are we gonna do?
01:02We're gonna lose our insurance.
01:04Hey, Uncle Shamus!
01:05I need to worry, Murph, how are ya?
01:06I need you to take my niece to go see her dead beef father.
01:10You will take care of any creep.
01:12You will bust heads, kick some ass.
01:14We're not those kind of cops that are going around and fighting.
01:16I'll give you 10 grand.
01:17But we will. We'll bust heads if we have to.
01:19I'll bust his head right there.
01:19Yeah, I'll take anybody.
01:20You know, 10 grand? I didn't beat up my mother.
01:22Okay, where's the dad?
01:23Vancouver.
01:24He's in Spain?
01:26Canada.
01:27When did they move it?
01:28Take care of her?
01:29Yes.
01:29My dad hasn't come to see me since I was a literal child.
01:32Want a burger or something, kiddo?
01:34I'm a pescatarian.
01:35I didn't know you were religious.
01:36Thank you so much for bringing my little girl to me.
01:40That bread seems sketchy, right?
01:41Oh my God, he's totally sketchy.
01:44Dad?
01:45He's not here.
01:46He's not here!
01:47There's something wrong!
01:48Freak!
01:48Royal Canadian Mount to police!
01:50The subject's name is Bradley Antonoff.
01:52No known aliases, but he was last seen with the Russian mob.
01:55You need some help on this case.
01:57I don't mind working close with you on this.
01:59Just don't kick him out too late.
02:01He suffers from low testosterone.
02:02He gets exhausted very easily.
02:07I'm going to hypnotize you, and when I snap my fingers,
02:10you're going to forget you were ever a racist.
02:12I was never a racist.
02:14There you go.
02:15You can't do that.
02:16I wasn't a racist to begin with.
02:17You're welcome.
02:17I'm not a racist.
02:18You're fixed.
