00:00Can I trust you, Brooklyn?
00:02Can I really trust you?
00:04All right, hear me up, fine, I'll say it.
00:07I know everybody likes Starbucks,
00:10but I hate the fact that they have a drink called chai tea.
00:14Chai is tea.
00:16You're saying tea tea, you dum-dum.
00:20Hey man, you want some naan bread?
00:22Fuck you.
00:27Do you remember the way they would horrify us young boys?
00:31Watch out, boys.
00:33Your pre-cum will get girls pregnant.
00:36What are you doing with your life?
00:38I'm like, fuck you, Kamail!
00:40That's why I love Aziz.
00:42He's just like, ooh, yummy, ooh.
00:44Ooh, pasta, ooh, rigatoni, yes!
00:49It's Hasan Minhaj, we wreck your letter.
00:52Please come.
00:56Good luck with your show, Mr. Minhaj.
01:01We'll be watching.
01:08That's why, when I finally got my own shot,
01:12to do my own show on Netflix,
01:14I named that shit Patriot Act.
01:26We'll be watching on Netflix.
01:27We'll be watching.
01:28We'll be watching.
