00:10No entiendo nada, no entiendo como estas, no entiendo bonita, no entiendo nada espanol.
00:23So, I'm also American Eddie. It's hard out here for a pimp.
00:36Bailame como si fuera la última vez y enséñame suavecito que nos de un besito bien suavecito, bebé.
00:47Taki-taki.
00:50Español es muy español.
00:53Okay.
00:55No, English.
00:59No hablando, no entiendo nada espanol.
01:07I'm good. How are you doing?
01:15Yo no hablo poquito espanol. No hablo nada. Nunca. Nunca.
01:31Sound more gringa.
01:35360.
01:38I did get a new grill.
01:52Gracias para la rosa.
01:54Spin your chair and block.
02:02No, I'm dizzy.
02:04360, por favor.
02:06Well, since you said, por favor, send gifts.
02:11Send me a Galaxy and I'll do a 360.
02:20Can't wait to get cracked.
02:23I can't wait.
02:32Well, I'm just thinking out loud, Eric.
02:35I'm pretty sure y'all think the same thing every day of your life.
02:39Born again, Maya.
02:41I'm not kidding.
02:42It's literally been so long.
02:44That's why, that's why I'm like this.
02:47I need it.
02:47I'm dying.
02:48I'm dying inside.
02:57I'm actually dying inside.
02:59Everybody just gets to wet their willy all the time.
03:02And I'm not wetting anybody's willy because my standards are too fucking high.
03:08So instead of miserable, I'm not really miserable.
03:20But yeah.
03:28What are the minimum qualifications?
03:31Jordan, you don't even have a profile picture.
03:33You're telling me to do a 360.
03:45Oh my god.
03:46Alumni of Baby Momma University.
03:48What?
03:49High expectations and standards for women.
03:52Yeah, I feel you.
03:53That's what I'm saying.
03:53That's why I'm just alone.
04:00Excuse me.
04:02Excuse me.
04:04Thanks for the follow, Robbie.
04:14No, I'm not super blazed.
04:18I win.
04:28Thank you for the Harvey Jordan.
04:34Thank you for the Harvey Jordan.
04:40Hello.
04:52Thank you, Jimbo.
04:56Hello.
05:12l tiktok filter i don't have a filter on
05:17wait can i not do the fishy thing anymore oh no
05:24it's so hard with braces
05:31filter not skin oh i'm sorry it's probably my fault for all those all those forbidden words
