00:00First time today, we'll touch table on some NFL. It's football today, David.
00:07All right. What do you want? We did this before.
00:11So we're going to do it again this year.
00:13We're going to do some NFL power rankings.
00:16Mine. Now explain it to the people.
00:19This power rankings is not speculative of what you're going to be throughout the year.
00:24This is how good you are as of right here, right now.
00:29You can rise up. You can fall out the rankings.
00:32You don't have to be perfect to be the top team.
00:35If you're the best team, you'll be the best team.
00:38Okay. All right.
00:39So for people all in their feelings, welcome.
00:42You got another week and next week, this could be totally different.
00:45Your honorable mentions, David, congratulations to your Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:52They're sitting at the fringe.
00:54They're sitting at number 13 right now.
00:57Yeah, they won't be there next week.
00:59They'll be higher, lower.
01:02Well, I'll tell you one thing.
01:03I don't think Michael Pittman is getting a gift card from Aaron Rodgers for Christmas.
01:07Do you see what he said about it?
01:08It was an amazing video.
01:10Do you see the video?
01:11No.
01:11Read his lips.
01:12And he don't say no new taxes.
01:15Pittman drops a ball and he's basically like MF.
01:18He's buns, except he used different words.
01:21I'm going, uh-oh.
01:26At number 12 is your Detroit Lions.
01:33Your victories include the Saints and then last week against Geno Smith and the Jets and
01:42then you got destroyed against the Bills.
01:46On the fringe, but not quite in top 10 just yet.
01:49That's probably fair.
01:50The Lions are going to be a work in progress.
01:52I still think they're going to win 10 or 11.
01:54And look, like this weekend, case in point, they're going to get a nice break here where
01:58it looks like Carolina is going to be without JC Horn, best defensive player, going to be
02:02without their best alignment at Damian Lewis.
02:04They're going to be without their best wide receiver in Jalen Coker.
02:06I think the Lions are going to be able to stack some chips and get into your top 10 and
02:11earn
02:11some of your love.
02:13But here's the problem.
02:14They're going to have a hard time rising high in the rank because they don't have showdown
02:21games to truly prove themselves for a little bit.
02:24Right.
02:27Okay.
02:28Also, last honorable mention, you saw them last night.
02:31They were the losers, the Philadelphia Eagles.
02:35You shouldn't be on the list.
02:35My first disagreement with you.
02:37They do not belong on this list.
02:38They should not be ahead of the Lions.
02:40You were beaten by Case Keenum.
02:44By the way, any snarky jokes from the morning duo of Jerkin and Gherkin regarding Ben Johnson
02:50not knowing offense?
02:51Did he just not take Case Keenum and dilapidate the Eagles?
02:56Or was I hallucinating?
02:58No, I think his offense works.
02:59Weird.
03:00It's a little bit of a plug and play.
03:01You don't need Caleb.
03:03All right.
03:03The Eagles should not be on this list.
03:04Okay.
03:05They're honorable mention.
03:06Here's your top 10.
03:08At number 10, because they're 3-0, the Las Vegas Raiders.
03:12This is an absurdity.
03:14I will take any 2-1 team over this Raiders 3-0.
03:18Come on, man.
03:19The Raiders are out here getting it done, Mike.
03:21I know, but come on.
03:23Okay, because we all laughed, and I know what you're going to say, but the Raiders go out
03:26there, and then they beat the Chargers.
03:28The Raiders got—they won games.
03:30And it's a nice road win against the Saints, who I think will be at least decent.
03:34I just can't have them ahead of the Lions.
03:36If the Lions played the Raiders, I think the Lions will be favored by 10.
03:40Beating the Dolphins and the Chargers doesn't put you there.
03:42I really think you're looking at preseason predictions for them and saying 3-0.
03:46If putting them here, they should not be here.
03:48David, they're 3-0.
03:50I got to put them in the top 10.
03:51They're at the bottom of the top 10, but you're 3-0.
03:54That's an accomplishment right now.
03:56They'll lose.
03:57They'll fall out.
03:58They get their flowers today.
04:00At number 9, I got the Jacksonville Jaguars.
04:03Jacksonville wins over Cleveland and New England losing to Denver.
04:08Dropped a bomb on New England.
04:10They did.
04:11I'm good with it.
04:11I don't know what New England is yet.
04:13No, I'll tell you what they are.
04:14They got Racini'd.
04:16Okay.
04:17The Racini vortex.
04:20Yeah.
04:21I'm telling you, she's hanging over that team like a fog.
04:26A cloud.
04:29He must have been.
04:30He was on a boat with a woman who was eight and a half months pregnant.
04:33Oh, is this kid?
04:35Maybe.
04:35Is it?
04:36Don't know.
04:36Don't care.
04:37It's the curse of Racini.
04:38Once you go to Club Racini, you're never the same.
04:41Never go full Racini?
04:43You can't go to Club Racini.
04:46At number 8, the Seattle Seahawks.
04:50You lose to the Commanders with a backup QB for a week, I take you out of the top 10.
04:54That was one of the worst losses you'll see in the entire NFL all year.
04:58And it's also why easy schedule is not a thing.
05:01Play the games.
05:04At number 7, the Denver Broncos.
05:08I have to be okay with it, but they got so lucky against the Rams.
05:11They did.
05:11It's not even funny.
05:12They did.
05:12But I'll be okay with it.
05:14That's fine.
05:14I mean, they probably should have lost that game, but they got it.
05:17The refs.
05:19I agree with it.
05:20The only issue I have, I would have the Raiders higher than the Jaguars.
05:26Okay, you're on drugs.
05:27My guy, Kirk Cousins, look what he's doing.
05:29They shouldn't.
05:30You're telling me it can't continue?
05:32Do you also barbecue steak in foil?
05:35What are you doing?
05:36Not at all.
05:37David, at some point, okay, let me, what do the Raiders have to do before you finally
05:43say, you know what, maybe, maybe we were wrong and this is the worst of first team.
05:46Keep winning.
05:47Be seven and three.
05:48There you go.
05:49Because I know everybody penciled the Lions to be that worst of first.
05:52Maybe it's the Raiders.
05:53I think the Lions are still going to be the worst of first team, but look, I still think
05:58they have every right to win the North.
05:59I'm just making a point, like the Raiders beating the Dolphins, who are one of the only
06:04free squares in football, and then the Chargers, who they're the second biggest disaster.
06:10But they're a team that's winning the games that they should.
06:13Okay.
06:14At six, fresh off of the fight, back from Rio, the Baltimore Ravens with the walk-off kick.
06:22Yeah, but they're still choke artists.
06:24They are.
06:25They still had a double-digit lead in the fourth and were losing in the last 10 seconds.
06:29They were about to have their 13th double-digit fourth-quarter lead blown since 2020.
06:34But you know how you don't get to 13?
06:36The Cowboys blow a coverage for 27 yards, and then Bobby Lupus, or whatever his name
06:40is, kicks the ball 56 yards.
06:41You win the game.
06:42Whatever.
06:43Derek Henry, by the way, what was that a couple of times?
06:46Fourth and an inch.
06:48It's like, Derek, what are you doing?
06:50You're running right into the ass crack of your lineman.
06:54You know, for the size, he's not the type of person who can just run into that line and
06:58pick up the yard.
06:58He's too tall.
06:59He's too big.
07:00He doesn't have a low center of gravity.
07:02He should just jump over like Superman.
07:04Oh, God.
07:05Yeah.
07:05Yeah, do to Bryce.
07:06Just jump up in the air and reach the ball out.
07:08That'll do it.
07:09At number five, the Chicago Bears.
07:13I'm okay with it.
07:14You win without your quarterback.
07:16You drop a bomb on an NFC team that's supposed to be good.
07:19The offense was cooking.
07:21You got Colston Loveland going.
07:23And by the way, I don't know.
07:24Is it fair to say their defense played pretty well the last two weeks?
07:29No.
07:29No?
07:30No.
07:30They're the Bears.
07:31Okay.
07:32But guess what?
07:32They're still creating turnovers.
07:34It's the opposite of Club Rossini.
07:36Like, whatever Vrabel did with Rossini has ruined their season.
07:40Like, the Bears have a different voodoo hanging over their facility where they're always plus
07:45two in the turnover margin.
07:46Yeah.
07:46I was told that their turnover margin wouldn't happen again.
07:49I don't think it'll continue.
07:51But for right now, it is.
07:52It's wild.
07:54I'm good with it.
07:55I like the Bears a lot, especially with the offense.
07:5759-3.
07:58I can't hold them too much.
07:59That was against a Vikings team in the rain.
08:0227 last night.
08:03Speaking of which, the Minnesota Vikings come in at number four.
08:07The only team to beat the Bears.
08:08Defense is traveling.
08:10Defense is getting it done.
08:11Killed Baker Mayfield.
08:13Yeah.
08:13Baker's done.
08:14I'll live with it.
08:15I still have to see more from Kyler Murray to trust in it.
08:19But for right here, by the rules of your...
08:21Yeah.
08:22I have to respect it.
08:24At number three, God, I never thought I'd say this.
08:28The Kansas City Chiefs.
08:30They're back.
08:31They are back.
08:31They're back.
08:32I hate it.
08:33K-9 has been the shot of enthusiasm that they need.
08:36And they got a running game.
08:37And Mahomes is inhuman.
08:38To come back off that knee injury, to look the way he looks, to sling it 47 times.
08:43No, they're back.
08:44And I hate every bit of it.
08:45I mean, even Mr. Taylor Swift looks good.
08:47Oh, enough.
08:48Yeah, that touchdown.
08:49Yeah.
08:50Please, enough.
08:51Painful.
08:51You know that's her husband, right?
08:53In case you didn't.
08:56I mean, barring who your one and two are, I would probably have them in either.
09:01They're those two spots.
09:03We'll see.
09:03At number two, I got the Buffalo Bills.
09:07Buffalo.
09:07Fine with it as long as they never wear those uniforms again.
09:10I got to think that with Josh Allen throwing three turnovers, that's...
09:15And then what?
09:15Cook fumbled on like the first play of the game.
09:17Yep.
09:17I got to think that that's it for them.
09:19Those uniforms will never come back again.
09:22I still don't trust their defense in a chips-down spot, but as they sit here right now, they've
09:27done the job.
09:28They've bombed the Lions.
09:30Yeah, I'm fine with it.
09:31When they bury those uniforms, are those silver MSU jerseys?
09:35Oh, Paul Davis and Allen Anderson against Duke.
09:38Put those right next to those jerseys.
09:40At number one, the San Francisco 49ers.
09:42No.
09:43They beat the Dolphins and the Cardinals.
09:45You cannot have them at number one.
09:47But they also bombed the Rams.
09:48That's great.
09:49That was also the conditions, traveling.
09:51I can't do this at number one.
09:53They cannot be at number one.
09:56Two, three, cool.
09:57Why are they not at number one?
09:58Because they beat the Dolphins and the Cardinals.
10:00Can I just add, if the Lions had the injuries the Niners have, this soft fan base would be
10:06in the fetal position.
10:07I'm not disagreeing.
10:08Crying to the heavens.
10:09I am not disagreeing.
10:10And all the Niners do is keep rolling.
10:13And by the way, their quarterback is the MVP of the league right now.
10:17He's amazing right now.
10:18But the competition is the Dolphins.
10:20He's just not number one.
10:22They beat the Rams.
10:22They could be number two.
10:23And they beat the Rams before everybody starts falling dead.
10:25Is their win in Australia against the Rams not the best win of the football season?
10:29For them, yeah, because they only beat the Dolphins and the Cardinals after that.
10:33So, yes.
10:34They're out of IR spots.
10:37Substation.
10:37Right.
10:38Owner.
10:38Trolling for tilapia in East Palestine, Ohio.
10:41What, dude, they've had a lot going on.
10:44And they just keep winning.
10:45Yeah, Bosa has to be inactive every week because they can't put him on the IR to return.
10:50Hey, you're right.
10:50I tried.
10:51Everything you said is right.
10:53They just can't be number one.
10:54He just doesn't like.
10:55David, as the Lions tell you, you can only play on your schedule.
10:59You can only play those teams.
11:01That's it.
11:02Those are the ones that the league put in front of them.
11:04Congratulations to your Niners.
11:06They're one.
11:06They made them go to Australia.
11:08Oh, boy.
11:10They could have, you know, the Rams could have got there a week before.
11:12Can we wrap this, please?
11:14Okay.
11:15Please.
11:16That's the week three NFL Power Rankings.
11:1897-1.
11:19You're right.
