00:01Own It, November 28th, on DVD
00:17Terrorists
00:20I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
00:23Never before
00:2432 and your flippin' burgers?
00:27Is anyone else from our graduating class back there?
00:30Had so many
00:31Done so little
00:35Sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life
00:37instead of hanging out in front of places
00:39Maybe be an astronaut
00:40I'd be the first to find a new alien life form
00:44And nail it
00:45What?
00:46And gone so far
00:48You know, this tastes like flies, don't it?
00:53Ew
00:53No subject is too sacred
00:56Those Hobbit movies were boring as hell
00:58Say what you will about Jesus, but leave the rings out of this
01:01No insult is too personal
01:03You can't get a chick, you moot
01:04You're too weird and sad
01:06I turn down chicks left and right
01:08Your chicks are your left and right
01:10No dreams too big
01:12We are gonna peep something we've been talking about
01:14Since we saw Bachelor Party and we were 12
01:17I'm disgusted and repulsed and I can't look away
01:21Clerk's team
01:23Clerk's team
01:23One ring to rule them all
01:25One ring to find them
01:27Oh jeez
01:31Oh
01:31Ow
01:32Own it November 28th on DVD
01:43You're done so check it out
01:45civ
01:46tap
01:48You can't get a girl
