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00:00Look at her! Her cheeks! She's tiny! Can I poke one?
00:03Hey, hands off the cheeks! Ever heard of personal space?
00:07If the crown finds out, the crown left her here to die.
00:09She belongs to the snow now. We're taking her home.
00:11Bumpy ride, but this premium peck airbag is doing its job.
00:18Snow wolves! A whole pack! Form up! Protect the child!
00:21I just got a second life and now I'm wolf food? Seriously?
00:30I'm wolf food! I'm wolf food! I'm wolf food!
00:38Chief, what are you carrying? Is that a baby?
00:41Jackpot. Did I reincarnate with VIP status?
00:46It's a girl! There's actually a little girl here!
00:49Her face is so tiny. Can I poke her cheek?
00:52Again, keep your hands to yourselves.
00:54Back up. You're going to scare her.
01:00I can't help it. This body is actually starving.
01:03She's hungry. Feed her.
01:05Feed her what? Meat?
01:06No. Babies need milk. Why are you all looking at... me?
01:15I don't have milk.
01:16Chief, maybe you could at least try something.
01:19Try what?
01:19She keeps settling when you hold her close. Keep her tucked in. Maybe it'll calm her down.
01:23That makes absolutely no scientific sense.
01:25But the warmth is helping, so I'm not arguing.
01:27Yep. Warm, steady, and no wind. Excellent baby management strategy.
01:31She's drooling. Pretty sure she likes you, Chief.
01:33Enough. She's just hungry.
01:35Hey, I still wanted to see what was happening.
01:37We caught a mother snow wolf yesterday. She just had pups. She's got milk.
01:39Wolf milk! Of course!
01:41Bring her. Now!
01:50Wait, I was a perfectly normal human in my last life. I got dropped into a fantasy novel just to
01:55drink wolf milk?
02:02Wait, why is it kind of sweet? My dignity. My adult standards. Gone in two sips.
02:07No. This is nothing like the food I remember from my old life.
02:10What's wrong? Her pups love it.
02:11Easy, little one. You need this if you want to live.
02:14I don't want survival to be this primitive. I want normal food.
02:16You have to drink, or you'll starve.
02:21Wait, why is it kind of sweet? My dignity. My adult standards. Gone in two sips.
02:25Look at her. She drinks like a newborn cub.
02:27Laugh all you want. Try going a whole day without food.
02:30A full stomach and a warm place to sleep? Fine. Wolf milk might be survivable.
02:34She drank wolf milk, so let's call her fang.
02:37What part of me looks like a fang?
02:39Then, Snowball?
02:41Do I look like somebody's pet?
02:46Erin. Ancient Fae script. That must be her name.
02:50Thank God. At least I'm not stuck being called Snowball forever.
02:55Then from this day on, she's Erin.
02:59Erin.
03:05Why does everyone involved in a ritual here looks ready for a battlefield?
03:09She smells of the crown. She's one of us now.
03:12Take her to the sacred lake. Let the spirits reveal what runs in her blood.
03:22Why does every ritual here apparently require shirtless men?
03:27The water's ready. Unwrap her. She's too small. The wind will freeze her.
03:33The spirits don't bless secrets kept hidden.
03:36Hey. Personal space.
03:40Feisty little thing, isn't she?
03:46Cold! Is this a cleansing or a flash freeze?
04:11Wait! What is it? Look at her shoulder.
04:14Spirits above.
04:15The moonbloom crest. The blood mark of the ancient Faea royal line and the oldest claim to the southern crown.
04:20If the kingdom finds this child, we'll bring disaster on the tribe.
04:22Put her back in the snow.
04:24I'm the chief. I decide who stays.
04:26She'll bring war to our door. Then we'll fight.
04:28Now finish the ritual.
04:30Royal blood? Assassins? A kingdom hunting me?
04:32My backstory keeps getting worse.
04:35Take her into the water.
04:36Cold! I take back every nice thing I said about these rituals.
04:39Easy, little one. We have to wash off the bad luck.
04:42And that wolf milk smell.
04:43I'm about to freeze in a lake while surrounded by a wall of giant warriors.
04:47May the spirits guard your dreams.
04:56Giant heated blanket. Five stars.
05:02Whatever mark you carry, you're still my child.
05:04I got dropped into a terrible novel and somehow picked up a dad. Could be worse.
05:08Chief, what do we do about the moonbloom crest on her shoulder?
05:10If they learn she's alive, they won't stop coming.
05:11Do we keep it from the others?
05:12No. She's part of this tribe now.
05:13If the crown wants her, they'll pay in blood.
05:17You're taking care of Aaron today.
05:20Me? Chief? I hunt and split things open.
05:22I don't know the first thing about babies.
05:24Then learn.
05:25Hey, I'm a baby, not a sack of potatoes.
05:31Quit squirming, little one. We finish patrol, then we go back.
05:35Other people babysit. This guy runs freight service.
05:43Yep. Confirmed.
05:45He absolutely thinks I'm a potato.
05:51Is this real life?
05:53Being a baby is basically a cheat code.
05:55My turn to watch you today.
05:56A warm herbal bath should help.
05:58Finally, someone who knows how to babysit.
06:00Way better than the tiger delivery truck.
06:02Bring her over here.
06:03A whole squad for one herbable bath?
06:04Apparently babies get premium security here.
06:07Look at those eyes.
06:07She's not scared at all.
06:09I'm appreciating how absurdly overqualified this bath crew is.
06:11Very respectfully.
06:12Little one, what exactly are you staring at?
06:14Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
06:15Please stay exactly that far away.
06:16My turn today.
06:17Don't expect me to fuss over you like the others do.
06:21Are we having a staring contest?
06:28You've had water.
06:29You've had a bath.
06:30What else do you want?
06:32Fine. You want excitement?
06:34We're going hunting.
06:35Why is hunting every beastman's answer to child care?
06:47Wild baby shitting method?
06:49But honestly, I'm not complaining.
07:04Not scared, brave little thing?
07:08Catch me if you can!
07:09When I catch you, I'm tossing you in the ice lake!
07:11Careful with my herbs!
07:13Prime age for using my favorite healer as a personal safe zone.
07:15You're growing fast.
07:16Chief, we've spotted a group from the south nearby.
07:19So they finally found us.
07:22Get the fire going again!
07:23We lost the flint on last month's hunt.
07:26Without fire, we won't make it through the night.
07:29Dad, I can make fire.
07:31buscar outdriven.com
07:34You're going now.
07:36This, I'll give it to you next time.
07:36The truth was telling you...
07:36I mean, because I found people friendly.

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