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DEADPOOL - Xbox Series X Gameplay
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00:07Oh, my God.
00:35I'm not helping you, but I'm stopping you.
00:40What the?
00:43Shh.
00:44Yes, sinister.
00:45All my satellites are in place, ready for your broadcasts.
00:50Ooh, Mr. Fatty Bad Guy.
00:52He's a mutate like me.
00:53He never wants to go on for beers.
00:55He uses his genius intellect to study cloning and all sorts of crap that bad guys do to make armies.
01:01He's also the boss of the Marauders, total losers who do his evil bidding.
01:05Evil.
01:06Evil.
01:07Evil.
01:11What the?
01:14Shh.
01:15Yes, sinister.
01:16All my satellites are in place, ready for your broadcasts.
01:21Excellent.
01:22You are no longer in use to me, filthy.
01:25But, but, but...
01:29Shit, there goes our contract money.
01:31Wait, wait, wait.
01:32Is that how the script goes?
01:33Yeah.
01:34Time to have a little chat with sinister.
01:37Hey there, Captain Douche.
01:39You know, I don't appreciate you killing my target before I could.
01:42Now I need to collect from your sorry ass.
01:47Should I leave you in print?
01:49What the hell?
01:51Why is this happening?
01:57Come, blockbuster.
02:00Genosha awaits.
02:07Psylocke?
02:08Domino.
02:10Boner?
02:10Engaged?
02:11What are you ex-babes doing here?
02:14We'd probably know if we'd read the original script.
02:17Deadpool, you need to listen to me.
02:20Mr. Sinister has taken over Chance White's cellar.
02:22Hard to believe we used to date her.
02:24Why'd you dump her?
02:25She's hot.
02:26Not as hot as Psylocke, though.
02:29Were you even paying attention?
02:30Wolverine?
02:31Rogue?
02:32Hey, you're here too?
02:33Try reading the scripts.
02:35Like the girl said, we gotta go to Genosha if we're gonna stop Mr. Sinister from...
02:40Wait, Genosha the island?
02:42Hey, we'll have to fly there.
02:43Are we taking the Blackbird?
02:44Oh, I always wanted to fly the Blackbird.
02:46No goddamn way.
02:49Deadpool, quit foolin' around.
02:52Yippee!
02:53Let's just kill all the X-Men.
02:55LOL.
02:56Deadpool, look out!
03:10See?
03:11Montage works every time!
03:15We crashed.
03:16Yeah, but we crashed on Genosha!
03:19It seems our flight was a little more than the X-Chumps could handle.
03:24Ooh, are they dead?
03:25Let's gently poke the furry one and find out.
03:42Wolverine!
03:43My healing factor came from his DNA.
03:46So we're like twins, except he's short and furry, and he smells funny.
03:50He loves it when people ask him if they can fly the Blackbird.
03:53He's got these awesome adamantium claws that cut through anything, including my body when I piss him off.
04:04Oh, Wolvie, time to wake up!
04:10Rise and shine, stubby!
04:11Wake up!
04:12Up and at it!
04:13Fine, then.
04:15That's for all the clown jokes.
04:16That's for never calling just to say hi.
04:18That's because I get aroused when I slap people.
04:21That's for all the furry midgets in the world.
04:23That's because I feel like it.
04:25What?
04:25Won't you wake up?
04:27Wake up!
04:28That's because the player keeps mashing the button.
04:30That's because I like slapping fleshy things with this hand.
04:33That's for being in more comics than me.
04:35That's for making me love you.
04:38That's for making me hate you.
04:40That's for never taking us to the brawl.
04:44That's for always working late.
04:45That's for being short.
04:47That's for stabbing me in the heart.
04:49Literally.
04:50That's for never letting me fly the Blackbird except when I crashed it.
04:53That's for being the worst wingman in bromance history.
04:56That's because I want to see if the player keeps doing this.
04:59That's for all the hot gamer girls out there.
05:02Hey, Gov.
05:02That's for being a total douche.
05:04That's for never washing the dishes.
05:06That's for last year's white elephant gift.
05:08Who wants a white elephant?
05:10And finally, that's because the whole setup just added five minutes of bonus play to the most awesome game ever
05:16devised by mutant or man.
05:18I guess he's not waking up.
05:20Curious.
05:21Looks like we're flying solo, boys.
05:23It's as if the next section was designed with that in mind.
05:35Screw the X-Men!
05:38Wow, is that a sentinel?
05:40Sure is.
05:42Impressive, right?
05:43You can see how they could destroy this entire island, populated with powerful mutants.
05:50Here comes Sinister's lackeys.
05:52Guess they saw our Blackbird's, uh, landing?
05:55Wasn't exactly so.
05:57You might as well come on!
06:04What the hell was that?
06:14Seriously, what is that shaking?
06:17Oh, training don't fail me now.
06:19Goodbye, old friend.
06:20Oh, the times we can.
06:22Oh, the times we can.
06:22I'm in my boots.
06:23Hey!
06:24It's getting closer!
06:29Oh, man, I don't think so.
06:39You got it, guys.
06:40I'm awesome!
06:58Wow, you are one lucky guy.
07:00Is that worth taking most people's head clean?
07:14Oh, man, zoom in on Tubbo up there.
07:20Stop dropping my camera, player.
07:23That thing was expensive.
07:25Now get up.
07:27Holy shit, that guy is big.
07:30Suck it, gravity!
07:35Dude, is your primary means of transportation belly-flopped?
07:40That can't be efficient.
07:48Tubbo here can take a metric ton of punishment.
07:51Hey, player, did you buy anything that might hit harder?
07:56Oh, that sounded like bone.
08:08You should try avoiding damage with our handy-dandy teleporter.
08:13You picked the wrong time to get tough tons of fun.
08:15Bullets?
08:16How convenient.
08:17I'm ready to play.
08:25You want a mustard with that?
08:33Where are we, anyway?
08:35The island of Genosha.
08:37I'm pretty sure it's some kind of timeshare for mutants.
08:40Or the site of one of the worst mutant massacres in history.
08:44Yeah, no, I'm sticking with timeshare.
09:13Yeah, no, I'm sticking with timeshare.
09:22Don't work.
09:39I'll show off.
09:39Let's get this hook.
09:40A skull is clean, man.
09:53Look! More people that want us dead!
09:56Games? That means we're headed in the right direction!
10:28I'm on fire! Not really. Not that kind of fire anymore. You know what I mean! Come on!
10:34Ha ha!
10:49And cut! Moving on!
10:55Look at his weapon! We want it!
11:09It's not what it looks like!
11:53It's not what it looks like!
12:04It's not what it looks like!
12:04It's not what it looks like!
12:15Cable?
12:16Hey! Man out of time! What are you doing here?
12:20We haven't seen him since our run in the comics together!
12:22Oh! I love reunions!
12:25Wade! I need you to listen closely! I've time traveled from the future to bring you a dire warning about
12:30-
12:31Oh god! Here he goes again! He's not here ten seconds before he starts boring us with his dire warning
12:35from the future crap!
12:37Sinister has knocked out the X-Men by broadcasting-
12:40We may want to pay attention. This could explain a critical plot point.
12:45The survival of Earth entirely depends on-
12:51Which all hinges on you, Wade. Now here's the critical part.
12:56It's so boring!
13:05Make it stop!
13:18Damn it, Wade!
13:26Oh man, did that hurt!
13:28So, we give Cable the slip?
13:31Looks like he left a note.
13:32What does it say?
13:34Idiot. Meet me at the north end of the city.
13:38What?
13:38Who the hell is Cable to give us orders in our game?
13:41P.S. If you don't arrive within one hour, you'll miss the incredibly large-breasted naked woman who claims to
13:49be your biggest fan?
13:50Oh, don't fall for that one again.
13:52But what if Cable memes it this time?
13:54We can't take that chance!
13:55Large-breasted naked fan lady, we're on our way!
14:03What the hell is that?
14:04ps...
14:22How can I get to?
14:25oof...
14:26how could it be?
14:27i gave you a 216-y1-2-3-3-4-3-4-1-2-1-2-3-4-2-3
14:28-4-4-2-2-3-1-2-4-2-4-2-4-3-4-4-7-1-2-4-6
14:29-3-4-3-1-2-4-3-5-2-2-3-4-3-4-1-2-3-4-2-4
14:29-3-2-3-4-5-3-4-2-5-4-3-4-2-4.
14:29We're not going!
14:31We're not going!
14:32We're not going!
14:49Hey, you guys see a cute girl walk by here?
14:52Seems like she might be into a dude who's horribly disfigured.
15:08A lot of these window lickers look the same.
15:14Suppose they're related?
15:16Should be clones.
15:17For brothers?
15:18They're gonna be shy a few play settings next Christmas.
15:21I got you covered!
15:23Help me!
15:24Watch out!
15:25Oh, shit!
15:43How's that for a souvenir?
15:47I'm free, operator!
15:55You can't stop me!
15:58You can't stop me!
15:58You can't stop me!
16:03Oh, he just never gets old, you know what I'm sayin'?
16:07Oh, look out!
16:08He's golden!
16:14Oh!
16:17Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:21Oh!
16:25Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it!
16:47He's coming!
16:57I got it, you... Jaw!
17:01Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:02That boy! Come on!
17:08EXPECT THAT!
17:14Alright, if I was a hot bandro, where would I be?
17:18Probably someplace less infested with bad guys.
17:21Good point. Let's make our way up.
17:38Yoink!
17:55Who are you supposed to be?
18:02See these? These are bullets. I need these.
18:08Ah!
18:14You're gonna want to have a dog to take a look.
18:45Alright, let's go.
19:09For my first date with a fangirl, should we do Italian or Mexican?
19:13Mexican?
19:15Duh.
19:16Good call.
19:45I'm going!
19:58Like a boss.
20:14Holy blind dudes, that dude can fly.
20:17He looked like he needed some air.
20:35That thing doesn't look like it takes VHS.
20:37Let's see if we can find something to put in here.
20:39Haha, I put it there.
20:42This looks important.
20:53Hey, aren't you going to make a joke about us putting our thing in that thing?
20:57Nah, it's too easy.
21:13What's the sound of one robotic arm clapping?
21:16Dubstep.
21:20That hole is prime jumping material.
21:22Think they call that a glory hole.
21:41We must be getting closer to fangirl.
21:43You smell the perfume too?
21:45I thought she could smell better to be honest.
21:53Think we're dressed well enough to meet our number one fangirl?
21:56Skin tight body suit?
21:57Check.
21:58Hank.
22:09Is that her?!
22:18Loe behold!
22:21Number one fangirl is...
22:34I'd ask what that was about, but I don't want to know.
22:38Time is short.
22:40We need to get you to Magneto's old citadel across the island.
22:43Stupid fantasy!
22:45Don't worry, we'll land a real girl someday.
22:47This is our game.
22:49Wade, are you listening?
22:51Don't even bother with that security tower.
22:53Sinister is up there, broadcasting is...
22:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
22:56Mr. Sinister is up there?
22:58As in the S-hole who killed that other A-hole who was my contract?
23:03One side, Summers.
23:04I got me some business to finish.
23:07Dammit, Wade, stop!
23:08We don't have time to mess with the security towers.
23:20Okay, that might have been a little over.
23:22Deadpool cannot win!
23:31What do you think?
23:32Shot, right?
23:34Ah!
23:38Ah!
23:38Ah!
23:39Ah!
23:41Ah!
23:42Ah!
23:43Ah!
23:43Ah!
23:44Ah!
23:45Ah!
23:45Ah!
23:46Ah!
23:47Ah!
23:48Ah!
23:50Ah!
23:52Ah!
23:57Ah!
23:58Ah!
23:59Ah!
24:01Ah!
24:03Ah!
24:04Ah!
24:05Ah!
24:14Ah!
24:33Is it broken up the other side?
24:35I can't.
24:52In the comics, people get powers from stuff like this.
25:02I have a present!
25:12Needle, needle, needle, die!
25:16Get me!
25:17Get him!
25:26You might as well give up!
25:48I aim because I can.
25:58Oh, joy!
26:00Bullets!
26:10Damn it, Wade!
26:11What the hell are you doing?
26:13Ah, it's about time you joined the party, Summers.
26:16You've drawn the attention of every enemy in the area.
26:20Outstanding!
26:20We can use a workout!
26:44Oh, that was me!
26:59Wow, Summers!
27:00That gun of yours is awesome!
27:02You gotta let me try it!
27:04Forget it, Wade.
27:05We're too heavy for you to even lift.
27:07Susie Settleson!
27:09Did you learn to share in Pindergarten?
27:13That is exactly what it looks like!
27:17I'm surrounded by a sport.
27:18Excuse me, no, we had to get on in.
27:18Oh, no!
27:18Oh, no, no, oh, no!
27:18Oh, no, no!
27:21Over there, open fire!
27:23Oh, no, no, no!
27:32It's a fire!
27:38Uh...
27:39I was bored, anyway.
27:39Anyway.