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00:00Bawasan ang pasakalye at i-goal na sila ay mapa-oh yeah!
00:05Our dear Hurano starting off with Miss Universe 2025,
00:08third runner-up at Tisa Manalo!
00:13VPP call-up, kapamilya big winner, Brent Dalaw!
00:19Brent Manalo!
00:21At ang fan malakas ng comedian and 22nd cinema layup,
00:25Best Actress, Poquan!
00:27Thank you!
00:28Ihandaan ko na weapon at magpasiklap sa opinion dito sa With Luck!
00:35Simulan natin kay Kennedy number one, Mariposa Gem Laxina.
00:40Ayan na, mukhang na-manifest niya nga.
00:44Yes, mime!
00:45Galing ni teacher.
00:47Isang hapang lalanggar.
00:48Bin-rake ko yung sumpa ni teacher Josh.
00:50Pero si teacher Josh, naka-umabot siya ng weekly, di ba?
00:54Hindi po. Siya po yung binigyan ng chance para tumalak dyan sa taas, mime.
00:58Ah, teacher Josh ko ulit.
01:00Pero yung isang teacher ang umabot sa weekly.
01:02Si Bebe ang umabot sa weekly.
01:04Okay.
01:06Sagad mo to hanggang dulo.
01:07Hanggang grand finals.
01:08Hanggang grand finals.
01:10Narito na ang gwapong tandem.
01:11Ryan, ayun, paso!
01:12Grabe yung tinatanaw na utang na loob sa inyo ng BGYO.
01:16Oh?
01:16No.
01:16Kasi mas maraming nyo pang sinayaw yan kaysa sa kanila.
01:20Kaya nasa pin-remote nila yan.
01:22Kanta yun ng BGYO, pero mas maraming beses nyong pre-remote, mas maraming beses nyong sinayaw kaysa sa kanila.
01:28Mas mahal nyo pa yung kantang yan kaysa sa kanila.
01:30Oh, grabe.
01:30Para tumatak na nga sa kanila.
01:33Kanta nyo na yan, di na ng BGYO.
01:35Joe!
01:36Ikaw mo na.
01:37Ako mo na.
01:38Sinong artista ang laging nakakahanap ng paresan?
01:45Ano?
01:46Paresan.
01:47Paresan.
01:48Sinong artista?
01:49Si Atisa.
01:50Hindi, hindi si Atisa.
01:51Sinong artista ang laging nakakahanap ng paresan?
02:00Paresan.
02:03Sino?
02:05Ayun!
02:08Pares!
02:10Ganda ng delivery.
02:11Ganda ng delivery.
02:12Delivery.
02:13Delivery, delivery.
02:14Ano ang pangalan mo?
02:15Ayun.
02:16Oh, pares.
02:17Ayun!
02:19Pares!
02:23Hindi tayo masaya.
02:25Isa pa, isa pa, isa pa.
02:27Isa pa ako.
02:28Sino naman artista
02:30ang may-are
02:33ng isla
02:35sa South Korea?
02:37Ha?
02:38South Korea?
02:39South pala yun?
02:40Ano ang South yan?
02:41Paisi?
02:43South, ha?
02:45Sinong artista
02:46ang may-ari ng
02:47isla-sla
02:48sa South Korea?
02:50Sino?
02:50Si Jejugs
02:52Hugueta.
02:53Hindi.
02:54Sino?
02:55Si
02:55Nami
02:57Perez.
03:09Nami Island.
03:13Okay, pili ka na.
03:15Mariposa.
03:19Kinakabahan.
03:19Kinakabahan.
03:20Kinakabahan ka?
03:21Bakit?
03:21May joke ka ba?
03:23Hindi ka naman
03:23namin pa-joke.
03:24Huwag ka mag-alala.
03:25Relax.
03:26Sabi ko sa'yo kanina.
03:27Relax.
03:28Have fun.
03:28Enjoy.
03:29Baklayin nyo lang to.
03:31Oo.
03:31Huwag nyo seryosohin.
03:33Alright?
03:34Yes, ma'am.
03:34Bigyan nyo kami
03:35ng sagot
03:36na hindi namin
03:37inaasahan.
03:38Ang tanong
03:42na ano kita?
03:45Brabe,
03:45yung mukha nyo sa'kin
03:46para may balak
03:47naman sa ma'in.
03:49Pang suspense thriller,
03:51di ba?
03:51Yung dahan-dahal.
03:54Ganda ako today.
03:56Of course.
03:57Wow.
03:58Ang tanong.
03:59Wow.
03:59Hindi kumagalaw
03:59yung mukha.
04:00Hindi kumagalaw
04:01yung mukha.
04:02Ibutok sa'yo.
04:03Ang tanong.
04:05Balat pala.
04:08Mariposa,
04:09kikiligin ka ba
04:10kung may lalaking
04:11kumindat sa'yo
04:12gamit ang third eye niya?
04:16Kikiligin ka ba
04:17kung may lalaking
04:18kumindat sa'yo
04:19gamit ang third eye niya?
04:21Sagot!
04:21I believe
04:22kikiligin daw po ba ako
04:24kung kikindat
04:25yung lalaki
04:26na may third eye.
04:27Yes, kikiligin ako.
04:29Since birth,
04:30wala akong naging jowa.
04:31Walang kumindat sa'kin.
04:33Wala akong pakailang
04:34third eye yan
04:36o dalawa lang.
04:37At least
04:37kumindat siya sa'kin.
04:39Kung addict yan,
04:40dead ma pa rin ako.
04:41At least
04:41kumindat siya.
04:42Lagi po natin
04:43iisipin.
04:44Ang tao,
04:45pag nagpakita sa'yo
04:46ng kung ano-ano,
04:47kikiligin ako.
04:48Wala akong pakailang.
04:50At least,
04:51kikiligin ako.
04:52At sasabihin ko sa buong mundo,
04:53yes,
04:54may nagandahan sa akin.
04:56May nagmamahal sa akin.
04:59Yes,
04:59kikindat yun.
05:00And I,
05:01thank you so much.
05:03Thank you,
05:03candidate number one,
05:04Mariposa.
05:05Tawagin naman natin
05:06si candidate number two,
05:07si Afara Durer.
05:09kikindat lang,
05:10mahal na agad.
05:11Grabe,
05:12grabe ma-fall pala to.
05:13Oh,
05:14kikindat lang
05:14na mahal na.
05:15Ma-fall.
05:16Ay,
05:16ganda naman ang song.
05:17Wow.
05:18Yes.
05:19Grabe.
05:19Ay,
05:21tara.
05:22O,
05:22para ka margarine sa hotcake.
05:26Margarine sa hotcake.
05:28Okay.
05:28Ryan Ryan,
05:29pasok!
05:31Mommy Island.
05:33Nami.
05:33Kau naman.
05:33Sinong artista
05:35ang di nalulubat?
05:38Sinong artista
05:39ang hindi nalulubat?
05:42Sino?
05:43Si Alden Richards.
05:47Alden Richards.
05:49Alden Richards pala.
05:51Tawa ka naman!
05:52Serious,
05:52serious.
05:53Mawa ka!
05:55Magpapit nyo ang kasabiin.
05:57Masyado ka na naman
05:58ang ano dyan eh.
05:59Masyado ko marami
06:00inisip.
06:01Toto Bertie.
06:02Tandaan mo,
06:03ano man ang mangyari?
06:04Margarine ka.
06:08Sabay, sabay, sabay, sabay.
06:09Kailangan mabasag natin yan.
06:12Saan makikita
06:14ang huling
06:15pineapple juice?
06:20Bless you.
06:22Saan makikita
06:23ang huling
06:25pineapple juice?
06:27Las Piñas.
06:30Namanang sila.
06:31Yes!
06:32Meron pa, meron pa, meron pa.
06:34Sige, isa pa.
06:35Okay, isa pa.
06:35Anong tawag
06:36sa paboritong gulay
06:37ni John Lloyd?
06:42Anong
06:44tawag
06:45sa paboritong gulay?
06:47Kalabasha.
06:48Oh!
06:50Kaseya,
06:51Kalabasha.
06:52Daddy,
06:53chat natin,
06:53group chat.
06:54Baka natin.
06:54Baka natin.
06:56Bawi mo,
06:57bawi mo.
06:57Sinong arti?
06:59Sinong arti?
07:10Sinong artista
07:13ang laging nasa party?
07:17Sinong artista
07:19ang laging
07:20nasa party?
07:26Hindi niyo mahulaan.
07:29Sinong artista
07:30ang laging nasa party?
07:32Uy, tumulong ka.
07:33Kaya yung taga
07:33naging isip na ako.
07:34Hulaan niyo.
07:35Tumulong ka,
07:36hindi ka na naman
07:36nag-aanood.
07:37Sinabi ko,
07:37sumaki,
07:38sinabi ko,
07:38baka pagbiro,
07:39ang kasabin eh.
07:40Bakatubo pa.
07:40Damin-damin mo na
07:41naman iniisip,
07:41magkukulohan ka niyan.
07:43Sinong artista
07:43yung laging nasa party?
07:46Part E.J. Monterde.
07:48Oh.
07:50Hindi.
07:51Hindi.
07:52Sino?
07:53Si Jukes.
07:54Jukes.
07:55Jukes.
07:56Pudot ka na, anak.
07:58Ano mo sabi sa'yo?
08:00Dami baon,
08:01baka dami nagpadala.
08:03Shoutout mo.
08:05Okay.
08:06Aparadur.
08:07Good luck.
08:08Relax, na.
08:09Relax, relax.
08:12Tanong.
08:15Matatakot ka ba
08:16sa tiyanak
08:17kung nagbe-baby talk
08:19naman ito?
08:20Oh, wow.
08:25Nadaan sa delivery.
08:28Matatakot ka ba
08:29sa tiyanak
08:30kung nagbe-baby talk
08:31naman ito?
08:33Sagot.
08:34I believe,
08:35ladies and gentlemen,
08:36na hindi po ako
08:37matatakot sa tiyanak,
08:38lalot na nagbe-baby talk
08:40naman ito.
08:40So that means,
08:41it's very,
08:42very cute.
08:43Aalagaan ko siya,
08:44dahil ako,
08:45minsan,
08:46ine-embody ko si Janice.
08:47So anak ko siya.
08:48Ang anak ni Janice
08:49ay ang tiyanak
08:50at tatawagan ko siyang
08:52Cobra Door.
08:53Dahil kukubrahin namin
08:54lahat ng mga aswang
08:56sa paligid namin.
08:57So magbubuha ko
08:58ng house of door
09:00at ang anak kong tiyanak
09:02ay si Cobra Door.
09:03Pero ladies and gentlemen,
09:05lagi din nating tatandaan
09:06na ang mga tiyanak
09:08ay ang mga
09:09baby na nawala
09:11sa mga parents
09:11na talagang nagtatarget,
09:13magkaroon ng anak.
09:14So if ako
09:15ang magkakaroon ng chance
09:16para alagaan
09:17ng tiyanak niyan,
09:18aalagaan ko siya,
09:19she will be my baby
09:20or he will be my baby.
09:22They, them,
09:22kahit ano pang identity mo,
09:24anak kita ko,
09:25Cobra Door and I.
09:26Thank you!
09:28Thank you!
09:29Kaya nating na itamparadu,
09:30Amaradur.
09:31Yes.
09:31Oye na dyan yung mga kaibigan mo,
09:33na rin yung sabi nila ha?
09:34O sabi?
09:35Welcome to the club.
09:37Grabe kayo.
09:39Grabe.
09:39Kaya pala sabi nung mga kaibigan niya.
09:41O.
09:41Saan niya tawag?
09:43Grabe itong mga kaibigan mong teachers,
09:44walang support.
09:46Kaya kaya alamin natin
09:47kung may ito na kanil mga hurado.
09:48Simulan natin kay hurado,
09:49Atisa Manal.
09:51What's up,
09:52Madlang people?
09:53Oh, shit!
09:56Mahinahin talaga, Mamang.
09:58First of all,
09:59I wanna actually congratulate
10:01Miss Q&A
10:02kasi it now becomes a place
10:05for people to heal their childhood
10:07and pursue their dreams.
10:10Both number one and number two
10:12said that about Miss Q&A.
10:14So, congratulations for doing
10:16a good work.
10:18Miss Mariposa Gem Laxina,
10:21you are a performer.
10:23That I admire about you.
10:25First, labas mo pa lang.
10:27I can see that you're switched on.
10:28And also, you're a teacher, di ba?
10:31Happy Teachers Month!
10:33And saluto kami sa lahat
10:34ng ginagawang
10:36sakripisyo
10:37at servisyo
10:38ng mga teachers
10:39para sa Pilipinas.
10:41When it comes to your Q&A naman,
10:44I think,
10:44naghanap lang ako
10:45dun sa sagot mo
10:46para i-elaborate mo
10:48kasi wala ako
10:49masyadong nakuha
10:50dun sa sagot mo.
10:51Sabi mo lang,
10:52okay,
10:52nagandahan siya sa'yo,
10:54kumindat siya,
10:54pero wala akong
10:55nahugot na lalim.
10:56Hinihintay ko lang siguro
10:58yung ano yung rason
10:59kung bakit mo
11:00magugustuhan
11:01na kinindatan ka niya.
11:02Yun lang.
11:03But,
11:03congratulations to you
11:05na achieved mo yung dream mo
11:06to be here.
11:07Thank you,
11:08Rado Atiza.
11:09Pakinya naman natin
11:10ang mga sabi ni
11:10Rado Brandt Manalo.
11:13What's up,
11:14Madlum, people?
11:16Dito tayo kay
11:18candidate number two,
11:19Afaradur.
11:20Alam mo,
11:21ang galing mo,
11:22ang ganda nang sagot mo.
11:23Kompleto, Ricados.
11:25Yung nakapag-reference ka
11:26sa pop culture natin,
11:28yung anak ni Janice.
11:29Nakapagpasok ka na
11:30inclusivity with the baby
11:31na he, she,
11:33they, them.
11:34Tapos na-interject mo rin
11:34yung pangalan mo,
11:35which is yung
11:35Afaradur.
11:37So,
11:37ang biggest takeaway ko
11:38is sobrang galing mo.
11:39So,
11:39job well done.
11:41Thank you, Brent.
11:42Mama,
11:43anong talak mo dyan?
11:46What's up,
11:46Madlum, people?
11:48Wow,
11:48hindi bagay.
11:49Atisa-atisahan.
11:50Hindi bagay.
11:52Dapat akasi,
11:53yung pwesto mo,
11:53dapat ako dyan.
11:55Para,
11:55evolution of man.
11:57Ewan ko ba?
11:58Pero hindi.
11:59Unang-una,
11:59congratulations sa inyong dalawa.
12:01Mariposa,
12:01hinab ko sa Afara.
12:02Kasi,
12:02itong mga question
12:03na ginagamit sa inyo,
12:04si Rauluhan.
12:05Pero,
12:07nasasabot nyo naman
12:07ng maayos.
12:08Not naman maayos lagi.
12:10Pero ito,
12:10do mo na kay number one
12:12o kay Mariposa.
12:14Medyo,
12:15hindi ko masyadong
12:16na getlock yung,
12:17ano mo,
12:18na getlock yung Hanashi,
12:19yung chika.
12:20na-get mo yun.
12:21Hindi ko masyadong na ano,
12:22kasi hindi mo masyadong
12:23na-elaborate,
12:24sabi nga ni Atisa.
12:25Medyo naguluhan lang ako.
12:26At saka,
12:27yung mga hindi,
12:27tama naman si Memeca,
12:28hindi po kay Kindat-Kindat,
12:30love na agad.
12:59So,
13:00mga tiyanak po
13:01ay mga lost angels
13:02na they need prayers.
13:03Okay?
13:04Very good ka doon.
13:05And because of that,
13:07okay, bye.
13:08Umuwi.
13:09Thank you, judges.
13:11At ang dating
13:12Rayna Talaquera of the Day
13:13mag-uwi ng 15,000 pesos,
13:15sash at poron.
13:17Karinong talak,
13:17ang talagang tumatak.
13:20Our Miss Quintay,
13:21Rayna Talaquera of the Day
13:23is candidate number
13:272,
13:29Amparadun!
13:43Talaquera of the Day

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