00:00He was grabbing my thigh on the plane today, weirdly though.
00:02I mean, he had to ask for a belt extender.
00:04No! No! You asked the flight attendant for a seat belt extender on my behalf!
00:09Welcome back to Dirt with Danny. My name is Danny Jackal.
00:11Tonight I'm at Indiana University and things are about to get spicy
00:14because I'm playing a little game of Would You Rather with strangers.
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00:26Enjoy the video!
00:27Would you rather get your text messages exposed or your camera roll exposed?
00:31Text messages. My camera roll?
00:33Your camera roll's clean?
00:34No, actually, no, my text, my text.
00:37Text messages.
00:37Text messages.
00:38What's on your camera roll?
00:41Um, nothing.
00:43Text messages for sure.
00:44Definitely text messages.
00:45What do you guys have on your camera rolls, you freaks?
00:49Camera roll.
00:49You're good about deleting things on there?
00:51Pretty kosher. I get pretty kosher there, I'd say that.
00:54How about you?
00:54I would also say camera roll, but because I'm good about deleting things, not...
00:58Oh, what are you deleting?
01:00Camera.
01:01Can I take a look?
01:02Yeah, mine's fine.
01:03Yeah, you're really scrolled through that quick.
01:06I think I'm gonna go with camera roll, because I don't have anything to hide on there.
01:10I have nothing to hide on my camera roll.
01:11Can I see?
01:12I guess.
01:13Let's see if I find anything. Now I'm a little nervous.
01:16I mean, I do see two butts right away.
01:20But I guess you don't need to hide that.
01:22I mean, it's not your butt.
01:24A lot of mirror selfies.
01:26Okay, this seems fine.
01:27It's getting a little bit questionable as we continue to scroll up, but it's okay.
01:32I think you're in the clear.
01:33Would you rather catch your partner holding hands with someone else or sending flirty messages to someone else?
01:38I mean, holding hands is objectively worse.
01:41Everyone's had a text message taken out of context before.
01:44I'm, like, direct, so I feel like I'd say something right away.
01:46She is direct.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Holding hands, so I come up behind and...
01:50You know what I'm saying?
01:51Oh, okay.
01:52Yeah.
01:52Holding hands.
01:53Yeah, holding hands.
01:54But not like crazy, not like this, like this.
01:56It's all about the hand form.
01:57No, if it's like this, it's fine.
01:59Really good shout, yeah.
02:00But yeah, no, flirty text, we're calling it, we're calling it.
02:02I'd be upset with flirty text messages.
02:04I feel like if you're holding hands, it means more.
02:07Yeah.
02:07Flirty texts are just like a drunken night and too many tequila sodas.
02:10Can you hold my hand as an example?
02:11As a friend or not?
02:12Let's do more than friends.
02:14I'd go like this.
02:15Oh, this is very sexual, actually.
02:17I'm feeling something here.
02:19Yeah, you're right.
02:20Let's stick to this.
02:21Would you rather be good looking with no personality or unattractive but funny?
02:25Funny.
02:26It's like Shane Gillis vibes.
02:28So you think Shane Gillis is that bad?
02:29He's not the best looking guy.
02:31Okay.
02:31Funny all day long.
02:33It looks fade.
02:34Funny is forever.
02:36Funny.
02:36True that.
02:37Funny and unattractive.
02:38Heartbeat, man.
02:39I mean, you gotta be...
02:40Okay, well, she's making a face about that.
02:41I feel like I'd be the opposite.
02:42I feel like I'd be rather attractive and no personality.
02:45Pretty privileged.
02:46Pretty privileged.
02:46I get it.
02:47You know?
02:47It is what it is.
02:48I mean, 2026, people line their pockets off being good looking and having nothing else
02:53going for them.
02:54There's a lot of people on TikTok.
02:55Yeah.
02:56So, I mean, that goes a long way.
02:58I mean, here I am like 5'4 with boosters on.
03:00High extenders in.
03:01Attractive.
03:02No personality.
03:03100%.
03:03There is few women that go for just personality.
03:05Very few, but they're out there.
03:07Would you rather be good looking but no personality or unattractive but funny?
03:12Well, that's me right now.
03:14Unattractive but funny.
03:15And I pulled mad bitches, so...
03:17He was grabbing my thigh on the plane today, weirdly.
03:19I mean, he had to ask for a belt extender.
03:22No!
03:22No!
03:23You asked the flight attendant for a seatbelt extender on my behalf!
03:27I think there's a little sexual tension here if you ask me.
03:29Would you rather get ghosted or would you rather get a text from someone explaining exactly
03:33why they don't like you?
03:34I'd rather get ghosted.
03:36Ghosted, honestly.
03:37Maybe they got hit by a car.
03:38Like, we don't know what happened.
03:39Yeah, manipulate my own self, yeah.
03:40That's the key.
03:41I'd say ghosted.
03:42It's done.
03:42Because it's over.
03:43Like, strings tied.
03:44Like, we're done.
03:44Yeah, but the strings technically wouldn't be tied.
03:47Yeah, they'd be untied, I guess.
03:48They'd be very untied.
03:49I guess it would be over.
03:50It would be the opposite part.
03:52Don't ghost.
03:52Yeah, that's so neat.
03:54I can take it.
03:55I'm a big girl.
03:55Tell me.
03:56Ripe off the band-aid.
03:57You know what I mean?
03:57Yes.
03:58Yeah, I agree.
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