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00:00:38I have no idea what I'm walking into.
00:00:42I mean, both literally and figuratively.
00:00:49I am a huge fan of this game.
00:00:53Now it's my turn.
00:00:55I feel like as an actor, I'm already at a bit of a disadvantage
00:00:58because everyone just sort of thinks,
00:01:00well, they just lie for a living, don't they?
00:01:02Which I don't think is necessarily true.
00:01:14I was so nervous stepping into that church.
00:01:18Hello.
00:01:19I think people mostly see a glamorous, like, done-up TV host.
00:01:24And actually, I'm not very serious.
00:01:26I like wind-ups.
00:01:28I like taking the mickey.
00:01:29Yeah, yeah.
00:01:30I'm going to sit right next to you.
00:01:32And also, I can be a bit of a menace if I want to be.
00:01:37This is so weird.
00:01:39Isn't it weird?
00:01:39Here comes the prize.
00:01:43It's just a perfectly normal day, isn't it?
00:01:46Right, so out the front, it said,
00:01:49the famous last words.
00:01:51Famous last words.
00:01:56Oh, my.
00:02:03I think that playing characters like I've played for many years,
00:02:07because I'm always goodies,
00:02:09could definitely stand me in good stead in the game.
00:02:12And you stay over there.
00:02:14I know, I do feel a bit isolated.
00:02:16But I do get a little bit starstruck,
00:02:19and I do get a little bit hungry for friendship
00:02:23with people that I know off the telly.
00:02:25So I'm hoping that I can really, really pull that bit of myself back.
00:02:29Is there anybody here you don't like?
00:02:31Yeah.
00:02:32Yeah, same.
00:02:35Having been on television for 43 years now,
00:02:38the perception of me is TV tough man.
00:02:41Dad, is that you?
00:02:43Could be respectful, Joe.
00:02:45This is completely new territory for me.
00:02:48The feeling is one of fear, anticipation, and also excitement.
00:02:53How are you?
00:02:56Really nice.
00:02:57Yeah, same.
00:03:00Hi, Joe.
00:03:02Absolutely clean.
00:03:06Hello.
00:03:09Very great.
00:03:13I've been a traitor all my life.
00:03:15I'm the guy who tells everyone that they're beautiful
00:03:17when they're really, they're not.
00:03:22Nice to meet you, Julie.
00:03:24This is so surreal.
00:03:26I know.
00:03:26For once in my life, I'd like to be a goodie.
00:03:29I'd like to be a faithful.
00:03:31Lovely to meet you.
00:03:32Such a big man.
00:03:34You just watched all of industry.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:03:41Oh, there he is.
00:03:42The atmosphere in the church was very somerous and respectful.
00:03:49I so loved this game.
00:03:51I was immediately consumed.
00:03:53If I had chosen to be a traitor,
00:03:56that would be like winning a jackpot.
00:03:59That's the whole point of it.
00:04:01Oh, Richard.
00:04:02Nice to meet you.
00:04:03I'm too late.
00:04:04Cool.
00:04:05Yeah.
00:04:07I...
00:04:11You've got pop stars, you've got actors, you've got megastars,
00:04:15and then, in the back, a mathematician.
00:04:17Sure.
00:04:18This is completely crazy.
00:04:20There is something about this game
00:04:22that really tickles the logical puzzle hunter in me.
00:04:26I mean, ultimately, what could be more up my street?
00:04:28Oh, okay.
00:04:30Good.
00:04:3320 years in journalism,
00:04:35my mates find it absolutely farcical
00:04:38that I'm this guy that's on the news
00:04:39kind of asking tough questions.
00:04:41I'm basically a pretty nice guy,
00:04:43but I'm also acutely conscious we're in game mode now.
00:04:48I've got no game plan whatsoever.
00:04:51Someone says strategy.
00:04:52I barely know the meaning of the word.
00:04:53Very thrilled you're here.
00:04:55Likewise.
00:04:56Richard E. Grant was doing some method acting to my left,
00:04:59being very, sort of, obedient to being in the house of the Lord,
00:05:02playing the, sort of, village parishioner,
00:05:04which was a thrill.
00:05:05And then I find myself, sort of,
00:05:07looking around for other people and going...
00:05:10And what are we doing?
00:05:12What did we sign up for?
00:05:13I don't know.
00:05:16Hello, hello, hello, hello.
00:05:17Everyone always says that I've got an innocent face,
00:05:19so maybe I could just use that to my advantage.
00:05:23And I need to avenge Nico.
00:05:25Went out way too quick.
00:05:26How are you?
00:05:27Yeah, good.
00:05:28I didn't even get booked.
00:05:29I was just passing.
00:05:31I popped in for a quick pry.
00:05:35It was quite nerve-wracking
00:05:36because I had no idea what was going on.
00:05:40I don't ever plan to marry,
00:05:41so I walked down the aisle slowly
00:05:42with people looking at me.
00:05:45I enjoyed it.
00:05:46I'm Joanne.
00:05:46How's it going?
00:05:47My strategy is performative stupidity.
00:05:51Sometimes it's real,
00:05:52but other times I think it's a good tactic to be like,
00:05:56that's a traitor.
00:05:58You know?
00:06:00Who's not here?
00:06:01No, we're all here.
00:06:02Everyone's here.
00:06:04It's this RIP, PIP.
00:06:06I'm slightly nervous that one of us
00:06:07is immediately for the chop.
00:06:09I felt like adrenaline, like nerves.
00:06:12I can't think of the last time I felt anything, really,
00:06:14so it wasn't nice.
00:06:16Already?
00:06:17Like, straight away.
00:06:26You know what I did?
00:07:22Wow.
00:07:24That was quite the nap.
00:07:28Claudia Patrick.
00:07:29Welcome to the Traitor's Chapel.
00:07:33Now, it doesn't matter how much of a VIP you are in your celebrity lives.
00:07:39In this game, you have to avoid ending up in one of those.
00:07:46Very soon, I will choose my traitors.
00:07:51I think by now, you know what the traitors like to do.
00:07:56Kill him.
00:07:57Kill him.
00:07:58Correct.
00:07:59Murder.
00:08:01You're all in show business.
00:08:04It is a fickle world, full of flattery and backstabbing.
00:08:11And I think you'll agree, it's very important to know who you can trust.
00:08:17So for me, a little exercise.
00:08:21I would like you to decide, right now, who is the most trustworthy amongst you.
00:08:30Bro, just got it.
00:08:33Go.
00:08:38How do we...
00:08:39Sharon.
00:08:40Oh.
00:08:41Well, hi to you.
00:08:42That's a very good...
00:08:43Oh, hi to you.
00:08:44Julie, you've got an innocent face.
00:08:46Julie.
00:08:47Julie.
00:08:47Julie, it is you.
00:08:48Julie.
00:08:48Julie.
00:08:50Julie.
00:08:50She stood up and hugged everyone in class.
00:08:51Hang on.
00:08:51Can I just...
00:08:52We don't know what this means.
00:08:54Does this mean that Julie goes in the coffin and...
00:08:56Oh.
00:08:56Do we want that?
00:08:57Yeah, it's a win-win.
00:09:03Players, tell me, who have you chosen?
00:09:06Julie.
00:09:07Julie.
00:09:07Oh, no, if...
00:09:08No.
00:09:08Julie.
00:09:11Please come and join me.
00:09:13No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:09:14What does this mean?
00:09:16So, Julie, you have been voted the most trustworthy.
00:09:21But has that trust been misplaced?
00:09:24Oh, no.
00:09:25We're about to find out.
00:09:31Julie, I have two very special objects for you.
00:09:37Not one, but two.
00:09:40Oh.
00:09:41These, for whoever has them, shield them from the first murder.
00:09:47And I definitely know this.
00:09:49Nobody wants to be the first to be killed.
00:09:54No.
00:09:54No.
00:09:56As the most trustworthy player, you now decide who gets these.
00:10:01Oh.
00:10:01You can keep one and give one to a fellow player.
00:10:05Or you can give them both away.
00:10:10You hold the fate of your fellow celebrities' lives in your hands.
00:10:19OK.
00:10:20What would you like to do?
00:10:22I'll have one, thank you very much.
00:10:26What a joy.
00:10:27I have absolutely no idea why they think I'm so trustworthy,
00:10:30but fantastic.
00:10:32The big question, who's getting this?
00:10:39I am going to give the shield to the person
00:10:42who very, very desperately did not want me to end up in the coffin.
00:10:47Joe Lycett.
00:10:47Joe Lycett, come up here.
00:10:51Thank you, Julie.
00:10:52I was in a church with Ross Kemp and Gerry Hall,
00:10:55and then Claudia Winkerman climbed out of a coffin
00:10:58and gave me a shield.
00:11:00That's not a normal sentence.
00:11:02APPLAUSE
00:11:04So, Julie and Joe, you are both shielded from the first murder.
00:11:10As for the rest of you, thoughts and prayers.
00:11:14I will see you at the round table very shortly
00:11:18when I will choose my traitors.
00:11:27It's good to be back.
00:11:28Come.
00:11:43Julie looked like a cardinal with a shield on.
00:11:47Thought I was in the Vatican.
00:11:50How do you guys feel about me having a shield?
00:11:52You seem absolutely furious.
00:11:53Well, I think, you know, having the loudest voice gets rewarded.
00:11:56The loudest voice of justice, actually.
00:12:01Because if two people have been shielded already,
00:12:03it means that someone's going to be murdered.
00:12:05It means someone's going to be murdered straight off.
00:12:06You want to wear all my fabulous outfits, at least.
00:12:10No.
00:12:11Well, look, if you go early, I'll wear your outfits.
00:12:14OK, darling, thank you.
00:12:15I think people often underestimate me.
00:12:18But all the men in my family were law enforcement officers
00:12:22and my uncle was a Texas Ranger.
00:12:24He caught Bonnie and Clyde.
00:12:27Beneath this dumb blonde lies a smart brunette.
00:12:33Charlotte, have you got a game plan?
00:12:34No.
00:12:35No?
00:12:36I feel like a competition winner.
00:12:38Just meeting everybody that I like watching on the telly.
00:12:42Can I stop you there with that competition?
00:12:44You've been in a film with Margot Robbie.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:45You've been in Barbie.
00:12:46You are a Hollywood actress.
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:50I actually find that actors are terrible liars.
00:12:53I agree.
00:12:53Are you lying now?
00:12:55No!
00:12:56My character on industry is pretty hardcore,
00:13:00double-crossing whoever to succeed.
00:13:02My strategy is get everyone to perceive me as, like, doughy-eyed, fun, and maybe a little naive.
00:13:11The subliminal messaging has begun.
00:13:16Guys, can I just say, I think we're on the driveway.
00:13:20Oh, is this the castle castle?
00:13:24Maya.
00:13:25Are we holding hands?
00:13:26Holding hands.
00:13:26Okay, all together.
00:13:30Oh, my God.
00:13:32Oh, my gosh.
00:13:34Oh, my gosh.
00:13:39Oh, look at it.
00:13:41Amazing.
00:13:43It is rather impressive, isn't it?
00:13:47If this is the last time we're friends, good luck.
00:13:51Peacock!
00:13:53We're in!
00:13:58Where's the food?
00:14:00That's what I want.
00:14:01God, it's surreal to be in here.
00:14:04Hello.
00:14:04Hello.
00:14:05I haven't seen you properly.
00:14:06How are you?
00:14:06As a fan of the show, I always laugh when people play the game really strong and wrong.
00:14:12As a Glasgow girl, I'm quite good at being nosy.
00:14:15And I like to think I'm a good judge of character.
00:14:17But I think this show is going to really, really test my theories.
00:14:22Hi!
00:14:22How are you?
00:14:23Are you okay?
00:14:24Yeah, you.
00:14:25This game is all about how people feel about you.
00:14:28I cannot believe we're here.
00:14:29It's crazy.
00:14:30I think I am quite a people person.
00:14:31So I'm hoping that people will trust me.
00:14:34Oh, my God!
00:14:36And feel comfortable around me.
00:14:38I mean, nobody wants to go out the first day, do they?
00:14:41Oh, I found the bar.
00:14:42Of course I found the bar first.
00:14:44This is nuts.
00:14:46What are you doing here?
00:14:47You already started loading up drinks already.
00:14:49How the hell are you, man?
00:14:50Really well.
00:14:51Isn't this mad?
00:14:52Aren't we lucky?
00:14:53If my 18-year-old self could see me now in the Scottish castle in this poncy suit,
00:14:58he would say, life has worked out pretty damn well.
00:15:00But, you know, the reason you're here is to play fair, but play hard and play to win.
00:15:06Oh, wow.
00:15:08Oh, and our faces up there.
00:15:10James Blunt looks unbelievable.
00:15:12Yeah, James Blunt looks absolutely gorgeous.
00:15:15Why is mine taken from a true crime documentary?
00:15:21I can't believe we're in the traitors bar.
00:15:23It's kind of mad.
00:15:24I'm the biggest fan of this show, which no one here knows.
00:15:29It's one of those games where you kind of have to fly under the radar at the beginning.
00:15:32So I'm hoping that the fact that I'm maybe slightly less well-known or slightly younger means people will have,
00:15:40like, less of an expectation from me.
00:15:42And that is great.
00:15:43And what does it say on it? Let's see.
00:15:44The eternal sleep.
00:15:46That means...
00:15:54In my head, I am a proper TV detective.
00:15:58I want to experience what it's like to be a faithful in my one opportunity to play this game.
00:16:03As soon as I came in the castle, I started looking for patterns, looking for clues.
00:16:07And did I keep them to myself? No.
00:16:10See that perfume bottle there?
00:16:11Yeah.
00:16:12I think it's something that they're going to use to murder us with in plain sight.
00:16:15I just get too excited at puzzles.
00:16:18Memory, fortune, sleep in love, courage, wisdom.
00:16:21It's the one for sleeping.
00:16:22Look, there's some perfume bottles in this picture.
00:16:25Look, that same perfume bottle is in the room.
00:16:27I can't believe you're already plotting like this.
00:16:29One of those people might get made a traitor, and then they're going to go...
00:16:32Right, well, obviously, we get rid of Ancaster.
00:16:34No, I don't think that is the same one, actually.
00:16:36Yeah, this is not good.
00:16:42Oh, God. Cheers.
00:16:43Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:16:46When we arrived at the castle, I felt like I climbed in my telly,
00:16:50and I just felt like the luckiest boy in the world.
00:16:52Well, have you got a game plan?
00:16:54To kill.
00:16:55Yeah, you really want to be a traitor.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:57Yeah.
00:16:58And even though I'm not, I will try and kill people.
00:17:02Do you know what? I want to be a traitor with you.
00:17:04The sole point of doing this...
00:17:05Yeah, and just be absolutely ruthless.
00:17:07I think we may enjoy it too much.
00:17:09If I was lucky enough to be a traitor, that would be one of my dreams come true.
00:17:14In real life, you have so little control over anything.
00:17:18Whereas in this game, the only vestige of control that you can possibly have is to be a traitor.
00:17:24If you're playing the game, you're playing the game.
00:17:26Friendships mean diddly-squit.
00:17:34Twenty-one celebrities have entered the castle.
00:17:38They're all equal now, but that is about to change.
00:17:42It's time to select my traitors.
00:17:49There's some dark horses out there, and there's some smart people, but I'm hoping that whilst there's a lot of
00:17:54them, I can just become the curtains.
00:18:01Oh, my God.
00:18:06What is your strategy?
00:18:08Play smart when I have to, play dumb when I have to, but also be very trustworthy.
00:18:12I want them to think that I'm a really, really good faithful.
00:18:15Do you want them to underestimate you?
00:18:17Yes, and the old editor.
00:18:18I used to be in reconnaissance, and my job was to be the eyes and ears of my commanders.
00:18:22And then I suppose, as a musician, you're kind of sensitive to your surroundings too.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26But this is a different ballgame, because people are out there to deceive.
00:18:37Players, welcome to the round table.
00:18:41A sacred place where traitors and faithful do battle.
00:18:47A place where your fate in the game will be decided.
00:18:51I can lie.
00:18:52I lie to Ramesh when he comes off stage.
00:18:54Great gig.
00:18:55I think as well, some of them might think I'm thick because of the accent and my school grades.
00:19:03I know Rob very, very well.
00:19:06I mean, I've sat next to him as he's had a colonic.
00:19:08I can read him.
00:19:09Can he read you?
00:19:10Nobody can.
00:19:11I've got resting a different face, and that's something I've been told a lot.
00:19:14I'm unreadable.
00:19:16As a host, as you know, I have quite a welcoming energy, I think.
00:19:20So hopefully people will trust me, and actually, there's murder on my mind.
00:19:24Can you lie?
00:19:25Incredibly well.
00:19:26I've had to.
00:19:27When I'm making a documentary, sometimes you're looking into a cartel boss.
00:19:30You don't know whether you're going to get out of there or not.
00:19:32I'm a single woman.
00:19:33I'm dating apps.
00:19:34Do you know how much lying goes into that?
00:19:36Yesterday I told a man I enjoyed nature and glass blowing.
00:19:39People think I'm little and sweet, which I suppose I am little.
00:19:42But I don't know if people will expect me to be able to murder with the ease that I would
00:19:48be able to.
00:19:49I Googled how to have a face that is trustworthy.
00:19:53You need a big eyes and a smallish smile.
00:19:57That's lovely.
00:19:58Is that trustworthy?
00:19:58Very trustworthy.
00:19:59As a model, it can be so cutthroat.
00:20:03How will you cope in here?
00:20:04I think it'll be a lot easier than the fashion world.
00:20:09Can you murder?
00:20:11With relish.
00:20:16Look around you.
00:20:19Really look into each other's eyes.
00:20:28This is the last time you will sit here as equals.
00:20:33Would you like to be a faithful or would you like to be a traitor?
00:20:36Traitor.
00:20:36I want to kill.
00:20:37Do you?
00:20:38Really bad.
00:20:39I will be the best traitor of all time.
00:20:42I will also be the cutest.
00:20:43Traitor.
00:20:44I'd like to be a faithful.
00:20:46100%.
00:20:46I can't really be anything but myself.
00:20:49And if I imagine in my wildest dreams getting to the end,
00:20:52I would much rather be standing there and be able to say,
00:20:55I'm a faithful.
00:20:56Faithful.
00:20:57I absolutely believe I'm a psychological sleuth.
00:21:00Miss Marple's in the house.
00:21:01Traitor.
00:21:02I have this very soft, sweet nature that I'm going to hopefully use to fool people.
00:21:09I'm an undefeated professional boxer.
00:21:11That competitive nature, either being a faithful or a traitor,
00:21:15I can really take it all the way.
00:21:17I absolutely love to be a traitor.
00:21:18I would be, hopefully, an unassuming, warm, misleading, manipulative traitor.
00:21:26I think I'd make a better faithful than a traitor.
00:21:29Tell me why.
00:21:30I'm, like, dripping with prefect energy, you know?
00:21:34I'd like to be a traitor.
00:21:35I'm 90% that nice, warm guy who's on the news, but I'm also a 10% psychopath.
00:21:40Give me three words to describe how you would behave as a traitor.
00:21:45I'm utterly ruthless.
00:21:48No guilt.
00:21:49No guilt.
00:21:50It's a game.
00:21:52Players.
00:21:57Please.
00:21:57Please.
00:21:58Put on your blindfolds.
00:22:12If you feel me touch you on the shoulder, it means that you are a traitor.
00:22:35My heart is gracing.
00:22:36The atmosphere was very tense.
00:22:39You can hear people, like, trying to keep their breath steady, which I was also doing.
00:22:43There was definitely a lot of adrenaline.
00:23:10I don't even know what to say.
00:23:12I'm so excited.
00:23:14I wanted to bring a different side of me out, and here she is.
00:23:18Villain era has begun.
00:23:19No.
00:23:19No.
00:23:40Yes!
00:23:44Absolutely thrilled.
00:23:47And I can't wait to start murdering them.
00:23:50I cannot wait.
00:23:59Players, the game is on.
00:24:02I have chosen my traitors.
00:24:10The rest of you will be known as the faithful.
00:24:16Please take off your blindfolds.
00:24:45Traitors, you will discover each other's identities.
00:24:49Tonight.
00:24:53Your task is to stay undetected and murder the faithful.
00:25:01Faithful, your job is to stay alive and hunt down the traitors and banish them before
00:25:08you become their next victim.
00:25:12Remember, if there are any traitors left at the end of the game, they take all the money
00:25:18for their chosen charity and all the glory.
00:25:23The bad news is there are now killers among you.
00:25:31But I leave you with the good news.
00:25:33There will be no murder tonight.
00:25:39And breathe.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:44One last thing.
00:25:47The course of the game is not totally set.
00:25:53Oh.
00:25:54As the traitors line up is not complete.
00:26:01It will be, though, by the time they claim their first victim.
00:26:06Good night.
00:26:16What?
00:26:17What?
00:26:17Has that ever happened?
00:26:18That's never happened.
00:26:20I'm confused.
00:26:24All right, then, who is it?
00:26:29Richard?
00:26:30Are you happy?
00:26:32How are you feeling?
00:26:33I've asked you a question.
00:26:34Are you happy?
00:26:35I'm always happy.
00:26:38Mate, you know what's dark?
00:26:40There's actually traitors amongst us.
00:26:42Well, this is when everyone gets nervous.
00:26:44They're like, what happens now?
00:26:47Interesting.
00:26:48Very, very interesting.
00:26:50It's begun.
00:26:51My wife said to me four days before she died, she said,
00:26:54Richard, try and find a pocket full of happiness in each day.
00:26:59And I feel like I've got a wheelbarrow full and then some.
00:27:10Which room?
00:27:11How's it going now?
00:27:12Got it.
00:27:14You a trolley?
00:27:15No.
00:27:15Are you a trolley?
00:27:18No.
00:27:19It's not really resolved much, is it?
00:27:21What's up, the leader of the faithfuls?
00:27:23I've deemed you that, you know.
00:27:24I'm definitely the leader of the faithfuls.
00:27:25Yeah, you.
00:27:25I'm sticking close to you.
00:27:27Do you know what the worst thing is?
00:27:28My lip got so dry halfway through.
00:27:30And I'm like, if I keep licking my lips,
00:27:32people are going to be like, oh, look, she's got a dry mouth.
00:27:34That's what I'm saying.
00:27:34Everyone looks like everything.
00:27:35Everything.
00:27:36This is just another job.
00:27:38Go to work, put on a smile, la, la, la.
00:27:41I'm happy, everything's fine, but secretly,
00:27:44I just have to hide the fact that I might kill you.
00:27:52I just don't think you're a traitor.
00:27:54I just don't think you have it in you.
00:27:56Well, look, I'm not, but I could be if I wanted to be.
00:27:58I don't think it'd be.
00:27:59I'd be really good.
00:28:00If I was Claudia, I wouldn't pick you.
00:28:02Why?
00:28:03I just don't think she'd trust you with that job.
00:28:06What does that make?
00:28:06But why would she not trust me with that job?
00:28:08I don't know.
00:28:08It's just a vibe, I guess.
00:28:10So I trust you complicitly.
00:28:12Well, what I'm getting from that is,
00:28:14you don't know what the word complicitly means.
00:28:19I don't know what you guys feel,
00:28:20but the relief that it's actually begun.
00:28:24Yeah, yeah.
00:28:24What did you understand about what she said
00:28:26about after the murder, what's going to happen?
00:28:29The traitors will not be complete until the first victim.
00:28:33But then, doesn't that mean that there are two shields?
00:28:34Me and Julie have got the shields, yeah.
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:37So, if any of you are traitors, you can't kill me.
00:28:42Tonight.
00:28:43Never mind.
00:28:44Or you could be a traitor.
00:28:46Yeah, I could.
00:28:46Who's just got a shield.
00:28:48I could be, but I'm not.
00:28:49I'm a faithful.
00:28:51What are you?
00:28:52Traitor.
00:28:58You're what?
00:28:59Traitor.
00:29:00Who's a traitor?
00:29:01Are you?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:03Right.
00:29:06What's the point of being in the game if you're not?
00:29:09You know?
00:29:10Right.
00:29:10Yeah.
00:29:11Okay.
00:29:12It's an interesting angle.
00:29:13Yeah.
00:29:15You need to be very clear that you're not.
00:29:18I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.
00:29:21I'm...
00:29:21What are you?
00:29:22What are you, Richard?
00:29:25Faithful.
00:29:26Faithful.
00:29:26Faithful, yeah.
00:29:27I'm faithful.
00:29:29Vingo.
00:29:31Change your mind to be faithful.
00:29:34I think you've just done something that's never happened in the game.
00:29:39Bold strategy.
00:29:40It is a bold strategy.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:48Cheers.
00:29:49Richard does.
00:29:50Do we have to share that, presumably, with the group?
00:29:54But then...
00:29:55Share what?
00:29:56Richard...
00:29:57Do you know what he said?
00:29:58He said he was a traitor.
00:29:58You will all bear witness to what just happened.
00:30:00He said he was a traitor, right?
00:30:01He wanted to be a traitor so bad, so he's obviously not.
00:30:06I just don't believe Richard's a traitor.
00:30:08I know Richard.
00:30:10I've known him 30 years, and he's my neighbour.
00:30:13He says and does eccentric things.
00:30:16He's an amazing guy.
00:30:18But I think he's, like, acting out because he's not been chosen.
00:30:22I've got one.
00:30:23Shall we try and get act-tricky one night?
00:30:26What happens if we get them all tonight?
00:30:33Statistically, someone in here is traitor.
00:30:37Jesus Christ.
00:30:38I know, it's a lot.
00:30:38Hey.
00:30:39Hello.
00:30:39I've got news.
00:30:41What's your news?
00:30:42We've got massive news.
00:30:43Right, so I just said to Richard E. Grant, are you a traitor?
00:30:46And he went, yes, I'm a traitor.
00:30:48Oh, my gosh.
00:30:51Definitely not a traitor.
00:30:52Well, surely not.
00:30:53He said I am a traitor.
00:30:54He's messing with us.
00:30:56You know what's weird?
00:30:56I actually don't think it's Richard.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:58I think it would be too obvious.
00:31:00Yeah.
00:31:00No one can suss out Richard.
00:31:02Why is he an anomaly?
00:31:04If I see him in that tower, what kind of game is that?
00:31:08What game is he playing?
00:31:10Richard's just got in there and just said, I'm a traitor.
00:31:12I see.
00:31:13Yes.
00:31:15Apparently, you've just declared yourself a traitor.
00:31:24Well, that may be the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life.
00:31:29I was so thrilled to have been chosen as a traitor that in my unguarded excitement,
00:31:36I said, of course I'm a traitor.
00:31:39I clearly need to defuse all the heat that's coming in my direction.
00:31:44Oh, brother.
00:31:46What did you understand about when Claudius said about how people get murdered?
00:31:50There's at least one more traitor still to be picked.
00:31:53Yeah.
00:31:53At least one more.
00:31:54So does that mean two people murder...
00:31:55Isn't it relevant to the shields?
00:31:57Shields.
00:31:57Yeah, because...
00:31:57That's what I thought.
00:31:58Julie and...
00:31:59Joe.
00:32:00Joe.
00:32:00Joe.
00:32:01Do you think there's any possibility that they could both be the traitors?
00:32:04And they've got shields?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07As she came up to me in the church, I thought, wow, if I was choosing who the traitor would
00:32:12be, I would choose her because immediately she also won the popularity thing immediately.
00:32:16My mind went back to the church.
00:32:19Something is not right about the whole shields thing.
00:32:23It was just too easy.
00:32:25Something's afoot.
00:32:27Don't know what to expect.
00:32:30My mind is racing, I can barely feel my breath.
00:32:36Do you think you guys are actually good at spotting lies?
00:32:39I'm quite good at it.
00:32:40I feel like everyone sort of likes to think that they can tell when people are laying.
00:32:45I can't.
00:32:46And life seems to suggest that they can't.
00:32:49When the lights go out all around.
00:32:52Whispers fill the air in the dead of night.
00:32:57Better hold on tight.
00:33:01Goodnight.
00:33:02Be well.
00:33:03See you in the morning.
00:33:04Mwah.
00:33:05I would say partying is such sweet sorrow, Mum.
00:33:09The castle clock has chimed.
00:33:12See you guys.
00:33:12Bye.
00:33:13See you later.
00:33:13Bye, man.
00:33:14Which means our players must retire to their individual lodgings, where they can't see
00:33:19or speak to each other.
00:33:21How are you feeling, Richard?
00:33:23Slightly disappointed, to be honest.
00:33:25Are you?
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:26For the traitors, it's a very important evening.
00:33:30They're about to discover who they've gone to their dark side with.
00:33:35Better hold on tight.
00:33:57You stand before the traitor's turret.
00:34:00Before I give you this cloak, I must receive your oath.
00:34:05Do you commit to lie and deceive throughout this game?
00:34:10I do.
00:34:11Are you willing to murder a fellow player every single night?
00:34:15I am more than willing.
00:34:17And do you vow to keep your identity and the identity of your fellow traitors a secret?
00:34:23Yes, I do.
00:34:25And yourself?
00:34:26And myself.
00:34:29Then it gives me enormous pleasure in saying officially, Maya, you are a traitor.
00:34:39You've made my year.
00:34:41Can I say already iconic?
00:34:43In you go.
00:34:45Enjoy it.
00:34:46I will.
00:34:53Oh, the relief of being here and not being one of those faithfuls.
00:34:58It's just enormous.
00:35:02I can't wait.
00:35:03I can't wait to meet the other traitors.
00:35:06I genuinely have no idea who the other traitors are.
00:35:10Naturally, I was so wrapped up in the fact that I was one and I need to hide that,
00:35:14that I wasn't really looking too hard.
00:35:15I can't wait to share this experience with someone else and just be able to, like,
00:35:20whew, with them.
00:35:26Oh, God.
00:35:29You.
00:35:33Did you have any idea?
00:35:34That it would be you?
00:35:36Yeah.
00:35:36No, nor that it would be me.
00:35:37I can't believe you're playing this game that you've been saying you're a traitor.
00:35:42You are mad.
00:35:43It is Richard.
00:35:45It's just so wild.
00:35:46He was saying I'm a traitor and he actually is.
00:35:50You're in trouble already.
00:35:51Deep trouble.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:35:52Hello.
00:35:53Hello.
00:35:54I'm well happy to see you.
00:35:55And you, Maya.
00:35:57Maya, she wasn't even on my radar.
00:36:00She seems too nice to be a traitor.
00:36:03Which I suppose is the point.
00:36:08Genuinely, you threw me off with running around saying you're a traitor.
00:36:11That completely threw me.
00:36:12That's going to make me able to sleep in my bed tonight.
00:36:20Hello.
00:36:21Hello.
00:36:22It's Claudia.
00:36:22Look at this.
00:36:24My traitor.
00:36:26I can't believe it.
00:36:27I actually can't believe it.
00:36:28You are hilarious.
00:36:31What on earth?
00:36:32Yeah.
00:36:32It's new.
00:36:33Yeah.
00:36:34You may have noticed there is only two of you.
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:39That won't be for long.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:42I'm giving you the opportunity to choose a third traitor to join you.
00:36:52Tomorrow night, you will invite two people to a face-to-face meeting.
00:36:59Oh my gosh.
00:37:01They will plead for their chance to join you as a traitor.
00:37:07Wow.
00:37:09They're going to beg?
00:37:10You will choose one of them to complete your trio.
00:37:13The other one, well, they'll have seen too much.
00:37:17So there's only one way for them to go.
00:37:20Murder.
00:37:21Yeah.
00:37:23Freedom to the fishes.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26They'll beg.
00:37:26Oh my gosh.
00:37:27They'll beg.
00:37:30There is a god.
00:37:32I'll leave that with you.
00:37:34Are you happy with that power?
00:37:35Oh, I'm loving it.
00:37:37Sleep well and I'll see you tomorrow.
00:37:39Thank you, Claudia.
00:37:42Phew.
00:37:44Gosh, there's so much.
00:37:45I think we're going to see a lot tomorrow.
00:37:47We're going to know who's going to take charge.
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:49I also think the unassuming ones are ones we should look out for.
00:37:52Because we need someone that's going to slip under the radar.
00:37:58If your name gets brought up, defending you.
00:38:01Likewise.
00:38:02And I will do everything to try and brush aside if people said,
00:38:05yeah, but you kept saying you want to be a traitor.
00:38:07I said, of course.
00:38:08Yeah.
00:38:08What point of the game?
00:38:09You're an actor.
00:38:10Practice those lines tonight and get in there and adapt to that role.
00:38:14I am not a traitor.
00:38:15I am not a traitor.
00:38:16I am not a traitor.
00:38:16I'm not a traitor.
00:38:17You can do it.
00:38:17I believe in you.
00:38:18No shame in just, you know, thinking of me as a pet.
00:38:21If you have to...
00:38:22Down.
00:38:23Down, boy.
00:38:23Down, boy.
00:38:24All right, doggy, let's go.
00:38:25All right, woof.
00:38:29I feel like me and Richard, we're in it together.
00:38:32It's like having an unhinged uncle running wild in the castle.
00:38:38That is my partner in crime.
00:38:45Tomorrow, these two people are going to beg to be traitors.
00:38:49And the one that doesn't make the cut...
00:38:53It should be absolutely delicious.
00:38:56If you fight me, I'll stay undefeated.
00:39:08With no murder last night, the players slept soundly.
00:39:11But this morning they'll need all their energy
00:39:14as they're heading straight off to their first mission.
00:39:17This is a chance for both traitors and faithful to work together
00:39:20in order to win money that will be added to the prize pot.
00:39:23I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my dreams.
00:39:28Mission day, guys.
00:39:29I'm really looking forward to a mission in a very tight wetsuit.
00:39:34The apex would suggest into the scuba situation.
00:39:37Yes.
00:39:37How was it putting yours on this morning?
00:39:39I'd like to say it was a three-man job, but it was a lot worse than that.
00:39:44I'm concerned about the chafing, but I have greased my nipples.
00:39:48Have you?
00:39:49Yeah.
00:39:49With what?
00:39:50I ordered bread and butter this morning and I used the butter to grease my nipples.
00:39:55Actually.
00:39:55Are you actually serious?
00:39:56And you didn't.
00:40:01I seem to remember Richard last night telling everyone he was a traitor.
00:40:04You don't want to listen to Richard.
00:40:06My brother was like, I am Spartacus.
00:40:08Yes, I know.
00:40:08People were full on going, I am Spartacus.
00:40:10But no one's doing, Richard.
00:40:12You were left hanging.
00:40:13No.
00:40:14Yesterday was a big dipper ride.
00:40:16I'm trying to make a plan to recruit the person that is the most on my case about being a
00:40:22traitor.
00:40:23That would be the person to get on side.
00:40:26I'm already stressed out and the table hasn't come yet.
00:40:28If it had to happen now, I'd just put Richard.
00:40:30His is the biggest change from before the round table and then after.
00:40:33In the car, I told everyone that I'm pretty sure it's Richard.
00:40:36Because they really want us to just hone in on, like, as close to facts as we can get.
00:40:41You said it was a traitor.
00:40:42You said it out loud.
00:40:43I don't know.
00:40:43I think everyone's going to ignore it because they're going to go, well, it's just Richard.
00:40:47Maybe this is all part of his twisted plan of being like, I'm a traitor.
00:40:50No, I'm not.
00:40:51And he just wants entertainment.
00:40:52I really, really, genuinely do not think he's a traitor.
00:40:57I don't either.
00:40:58I think he's too smart for that.
00:41:00I'm enjoying the traitor once in.
00:41:01Yeah, me too.
00:41:02I now feel with total clarity, it would be great to catch those little rascals.
00:41:08Me too.
00:41:12Let's raise some money, guys.
00:41:14Why did I say that?
00:41:18Oh, my gosh.
00:41:21Oh, my God.
00:41:22What's a boat?
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:26This is so cool.
00:41:29It's Pirates of the Highlands.
00:41:30Oh, look at that.
00:41:34I don't like boats, let alone the ones on fire.
00:41:37Wow!
00:41:42Players, welcome to your very first mission.
00:41:47If you like your first voyage into banking some gold.
00:41:52As you can see, not all voyages are successful.
00:41:59Here lies the traitor's ship.
00:42:02It ran into a bit of bad luck.
00:42:05Hmm.
00:42:05But that misfortune could mean a huge fortune for you.
00:42:13Scattered all around the wreckage, there are crates.
00:42:17Once you've found a crate, bring it to shore and open it with that crowbar.
00:42:23Most of the crates, they hold nothing important.
00:42:27However, three of them contain precious treasure chests, each containing £3,000 worth of gold.
00:42:38Ooh!
00:42:39Each of those three chests contain part of a code.
00:42:43If you crack that code, then you can open the captain's safe.
00:42:50Inside, there is £6,000.
00:42:56So, if you were successful in this mission, you could add £15,000 to the prize fund.
00:43:04Do you understand?
00:43:05Yes, yes.
00:43:06But, as you will learn, there is always more.
00:43:10That ship is rammed to the rafters with gunpowder.
00:43:17Oh, wow.
00:43:18What?
00:43:20Those explosives will blow in about 25 minutes.
00:43:30So, this is your first mission.
00:43:33Who would like to add £15,000 to the prize fund?
00:43:37Yes.
00:43:38I would love to help, but I don't believe in cold water.
00:43:43That's fair.
00:43:45Enormous luck.
00:43:46Please, go and get yourselves ready.
00:43:50I was like, you're actually on the train to do your first mission.
00:43:53Focus, Amanda.
00:43:54I felt very excited and desperate for a wee.
00:43:58Your first mission, then.
00:44:01Your first mission, then.
00:44:01It starts in three, two, one.
00:44:05Go!
00:44:05Go!
00:44:07Listen!
00:44:08Go!
00:44:09Four teams of five people each.
00:44:12Two teams over that side.
00:44:14I'd suggest a near team and a far team.
00:44:17Tallest, go far.
00:44:19Shortest, go close.
00:44:20Better.
00:44:21Shortest, go this way.
00:44:22All right.
00:44:22Who were the two commanders with instructions at the front?
00:44:25James Blunt, former military man, and Ross Kemp, professional hard nut.
00:44:29Which, as it happens, we were very happy to follow.
00:44:32Lift it, lift it, lift it, lift it.
00:44:33Are we getting nearest first, Ross?
00:44:35No, furthest first, furthest first.
00:44:37I've got the crowbar.
00:44:38I was manning the crowbar.
00:44:40But go boy that way.
00:44:42You know, in Texas, we are pretty good with our tools.
00:44:45So I knew all the techniques.
00:44:48You got it?
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:50Nothing.
00:44:51No!
00:44:53Look, look, look, look!
00:44:54No, no, no, no.
00:44:54No, that's nothing.
00:44:55Are you sure this is nothing?
00:44:56Ooh!
00:44:56I've been looking for my wigs.
00:44:59Oh, maybe I need to hold on to you.
00:45:01Hold on to me.
00:45:02You got me?
00:45:03Move this one and bring that one here.
00:45:05Well done, everyone.
00:45:06Let's take lunch.
00:45:09Rocks, rocks, rocks there.
00:45:10Just watch your feet.
00:45:10There's nothing in here.
00:45:12OK, get it out of the way.
00:45:13Sorry, Rob.
00:45:14That's OK.
00:45:15I love swimming.
00:45:16I love the sea.
00:45:16But we are in Scotland, so it's absolutely freezing.
00:45:19Oh, my gosh.
00:45:20I was in half a mind to wee a little bit in my wetsuit
00:45:23just to warm it up.
00:45:24OK.
00:45:26It was hard work and there was no way
00:45:28that the rest of us would drag one of those crates out by themselves.
00:45:32Whoa!
00:45:32Unless you're Ross Kemp.
00:45:34Well done, Ross.
00:45:35You are very strong.
00:45:37OK, Sandy, go.
00:45:38Move it.
00:45:39Move it.
00:45:40Come on, quick, guys!
00:45:41Come on!
00:45:42Very, very bossy Jerry Hall.
00:45:46These graves my way.
00:45:47You go that way.
00:45:48Stop.
00:45:48Hurry up.
00:45:49Get over here.
00:45:51Stop lollygagging.
00:45:52I don't know if she said that, but it's the sort of thing she would say.
00:45:55OK.
00:45:56Oh, we must have some gold.
00:45:58Oh, this is going to get out of there.
00:45:59Guys, you've had half your time!
00:46:01Ah!
00:46:03We went through so many crates with nothing in it but random gubbins.
00:46:09Nada.
00:46:10Oh, none of these crates have got anything in.
00:46:13Guys, there's three here!
00:46:15Three!
00:46:15There's gotta be in here.
00:46:17We got so many!
00:46:18Oh, yeah!
00:46:20Oh, they found one!
00:46:22They found one!
00:46:22They found one!
00:46:23They got one!
00:46:24X marks the spot.
00:46:25Has anyone seen an X?
00:46:25We find the crate with the treasure chest and the treasure chest itself holds the clue telling
00:46:32us how to open it.
00:46:33Has anyone seen an X?
00:46:34Look for an X!
00:46:37Where the hell?
00:46:38Any X's in here?
00:46:41OK, there's no X up here.
00:46:44We're looking everywhere for the X.
00:46:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:46:48Where was it?
00:46:49And the spooky little cherub at the front of the ship.
00:46:52Go, go, go, go, go!
00:46:53Right, let's get these crates in.
00:46:54Come on, babe!
00:46:55Come on!
00:46:56You got the key?
00:46:57Yep!
00:46:58Three.
00:47:01Go, Rob, go!
00:47:02Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:47:03Yes!
00:47:04Well done, Rob!
00:47:05Woo-hoo!
00:47:063,000 pounds added to the pond!
00:47:08OK.
00:47:10Oh, yeah!
00:47:11Another one!
00:47:11Yeah!
00:47:12It's a bird!
00:47:13It's a bird, guys!
00:47:14Oh, bleh!
00:47:15When someone said a bird, I just looked and I saw something on the ship and I just started
00:47:20running towards it.
00:47:24Oh, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!
00:47:25No way!
00:47:26Yes, nice one!
00:47:27Hurry up!
00:47:28Get it!
00:47:29Get it!
00:47:30Bring it!
00:47:32What are they doing?
00:47:33Can everyone just please stop shouting?
00:47:35This is very stressful.
00:47:36I've got...
00:47:37It's a key!
00:47:37Throw it!
00:47:38Throw it!
00:47:39I just lobbed it to James Blunt.
00:47:41Whoa!
00:47:42And it somehow made its way to him.
00:47:44Go on, then.
00:47:45OK, now it's open.
00:47:47Yeah.
00:47:47Thank you, Charlie.
00:47:49Guys, 6,000 pounds added to the pond.
00:47:52One more treasure chest.
00:47:54This way.
00:47:54OK.
00:47:57No.
00:47:59Go, Jerry!
00:48:00Yeah, OK!
00:48:01Go, Jerry!
00:48:03Yes!
00:48:04Yes!
00:48:04Get it, grab it!
00:48:05They got the last chest!
00:48:06I open on the sailor's touch!
00:48:09I open on the sailor's touch!
00:48:10I open on the sailor's touch!
00:48:10It's like a skeleton hand!
00:48:12I was in the water, and someone went, skeleton's hand.
00:48:15Skeleton?
00:48:15A skeleton hand?
00:48:16Yeah!
00:48:17And I thought, I know where to find the skeleton's hand.
00:48:19Skeleton!
00:48:20What?
00:48:21Ben was looking at the skeleton's hand, being like, what's...
00:48:23what's ha... like, what's on the hand?
00:48:25There's nothing there.
00:48:26What?
00:48:26You only have five minutes left!
00:48:29You only have five minutes left!
00:48:29Go with some hands.
00:48:29There's this.
00:48:30There's this.
00:48:31Maybe we need to take it to the box.
00:48:33Yeah.
00:48:34Eventually, I thought, oh, maybe it's just the actual hand.
00:48:36There wasn't a number on it.
00:48:38You got it!
00:48:39Bring it!
00:48:39Come on!
00:48:40Throw it!
00:48:40Throw it!
00:48:41Come on, throw it and I'll chuck it on.
00:48:42It's safe to touch.
00:48:43We were so desperate to get the gold.
00:48:46Bring it, guys!
00:48:47Bring it!
00:48:47The hand was brought out.
00:48:49Come on!
00:48:50It had to go onto the actual imprint of a hand.
00:48:54And once we worked that out, then we were able to open it.
00:48:57That's it.
00:48:58That's it.
00:48:58They've done it!
00:48:59Another 3,000 pounds!
00:49:01What's the number?
00:49:02Five!
00:49:03Five!
00:49:03It's five!
00:49:04It's one, five and eight!
00:49:06Five!
00:49:06Thank you, Maya.
00:49:07Thank you, Michael.
00:49:08Well done, Romish.
00:49:09It could be eight, one, five.
00:49:12They're now trying to get into the captain's safe,
00:49:14but what they don't know is when they open the safe,
00:49:17they will have to run.
00:49:19Try all the numbers!
00:49:20He's trying!
00:49:21He's trying!
00:49:21Guys, guys, guys!
00:49:22Do it systematically or you'll miss one.
00:49:24I'm not the strongest.
00:49:25I'm not the fastest.
00:49:26But I am.
00:49:28I am a numbers gal.
00:49:29You can shout them out what they can be, then.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:31One, eight, five.
00:49:32Now do one, five, eight.
00:49:33You've got it!
00:49:34We've got it.
00:49:35We've got the money.
00:49:37You dare to open my safe and steal my gold,
00:49:39this boat will now explode in 19 seconds!
00:49:41Come on!
00:49:42It's gonna blow!
00:49:44Come on, guys!
00:49:44Run!
00:49:45Run!
00:49:46We have got what we need.
00:49:47We need to get the hell out of there.
00:49:49Get to the car!
00:49:51Run!
00:49:51It's gonna blow!
00:49:53Come on!
00:49:54Run!
00:49:55We have no time!
00:49:56Run!
00:49:57Run!
00:49:59Run!
00:49:59Run!
00:49:59We can smell flames and gunpowder,
00:50:02and we are fighting our way out as fast as our little legs can take us.
00:50:06Run!
00:50:07Run!
00:50:27Oh, my God!
00:50:35We were all over the moon that we got all the money because it did seem pretty impossible at one
00:50:41point all of you
00:50:43What utterly brilliant
00:50:45Did this kill me? Did you know?
00:50:48You acted beautifully as a team and fifteen thousand pounds added to the prize fund
00:50:53And I really want you to revel in that because tonight the traitors will carry out their first murder
00:51:04So go back to the castle get warm and
00:51:09Think about what you did today. Off you go. Well done fifteen thousand pounds
00:51:14Whoo! Smashed it
00:51:21I'm so chuffed that we did it. We smashed the first time. You got the hat
00:51:25Yeah, yeah, we're talking of the hat killed in plain sight
00:51:29Do you think by who wait what by Bella?
00:51:33Interesting no, so there I am feeling chuffed with myself because I think I've done a good job in the
00:51:39mission and
00:51:39And then Bella comes up and puts the hat that was on top of the skeleton skull on my head,
00:51:47and I just go
00:51:49They've just killed me in plain sight
00:51:52Surely there is one comedian in the traitors there has to be a comedian traitor, right? It's probably jealous
00:51:58I mean he'd make a good traitor. He'd make an amazing traitor
00:52:02If it's you Ramesh, yeah after all this, oh, we're gonna have a serious problem
00:52:07It's over if you're lying to me. Agreed if you're lying. This is all for my mate. I need to
00:52:13be emphasis right if you're lying
00:52:27I am too hungry to try and work out who's a traitor
00:52:30I've actually noticed across because I've watched and studied all of the previous series of there and
00:52:35People who tend to be traitors tend to have less carbs
00:52:37So I think we should go around and just have a look potato pasta. I'm double carb. Oh dear
00:52:46Look what we've got here
00:52:50Good evening says so we've been Richard being in a car together all day
00:52:54So we've been talking about conscious of what about who was in your coming up in your car?
00:52:59Leanne Maya and
00:53:01And James Acaster. Okay. I'll be honest with you Richard. Yeah, your name got brought up
00:53:08After last night
00:53:09Hardly a surprise. I'm just being honest. Your name did get brought up. So where I'm from you got to
00:53:14respect your elders
00:53:15But this is a game where emeralds are eradicated
00:53:18So I kind of have to come out of my comfort zone and just talk. This is a game of
00:53:23gathering information
00:53:24Yeah, can you just been telling us the lowdown of your deductions? Uh-huh, and he's already told me that
00:53:29I'm in trouble
00:53:30Yeah, you're in big trouble. Yeah, you better believe it. I
00:53:37Do not understand what game Richard is playing
00:53:41Right he was just disappointed because I think I mean me too, but don't you think that if he is
00:53:46a traitor?
00:53:47Yeah, we would all be so stupid not to just like be banishing
00:53:51Yes, but don't you think it's too obvious? I think he and I both were too too eager
00:53:57As a faithful I really believe that there's something cool about being part of a bigger team
00:54:03Trying to snuff out the bad guys who are lying to us and you know
00:54:07I know how to ask annoying but useful questions and then keep chasing an answer
00:54:14Richard how are you feeling? I'm feeling so relieved to have feeling in my toes again after this afternoon. How
00:54:22are you feeling?
00:54:23I'm feeling very excited to
00:54:25Chat to you. Okay
00:54:28What happened last night?
00:54:30You are the Lord of Chaos. Well, the game had actually started was I was so relieved that it started
00:54:35because I had been so
00:54:38Blatant about saying that I came into this thing and it's called traitors because I wanted to be a traitor
00:54:44So when I walked into the barn somebody said so you're a faithful the traitor. I said I'm a traitor
00:54:49of course
00:54:52When you did it I was like this is so funny
00:54:54I'm I am absolutely convinced I'm going home right now
00:54:57I do slightly think you're a faithful now Richard E Grant is confounding
00:55:03Suddenly he went kind of more real and went no, I'm actually just disappointed and I'm like, okay
00:55:10Miss Marple psychological sleuth is lost
00:55:15I've got a list of people that I'm absolutely certainly faithfuls tell tell us
00:55:21one of them is Ross
00:55:23Thank you one of them is Sharon one of them is bash
00:55:26If you're a faithful and you put that hat on my head darling you did it because I got the
00:55:30money
00:55:30Ross suddenly had a moment of thinking that maybe I'd might like mud and put the hat on the head
00:55:35I didn't even think that that would be suspicious anyway
00:55:40Ross is quite worried
00:55:41He thinks that Bella touched him and gave him the hat so they could be a traitor
00:55:46Any name will do as long as it takes the heat off me and Richard
00:56:05Are you that cold I'm a little bit cold
00:56:08Yeah, it's cold in here. I don't want to be
00:56:11I'm going sparkly
00:56:13Well boys another weird one's just happened
00:56:16What's happened?
00:56:16Just had my arm rubbed it so cold just rubbed me on the arm
00:56:19Who did?
00:56:20A man
00:56:21Came up and loved you
00:56:22Just rubbed me on the arm
00:56:25I'm just going to go and ask her
00:56:29Fight, fight, fight
00:56:32Did you just rub me on the arm like that?
00:56:34Because you were cold
00:56:35Oh my gosh, what?
00:56:37Calm down
00:56:38I was so paranoid
00:56:39Stop, no, God
00:56:41Everyone is so paranoid
00:56:42I'm so paranoid, can you not forget it?
00:56:46Can you not get it?
00:56:47It's going to be more than a rub on the shoulder
00:56:49No, it can't
00:56:50It can just be that
00:56:50Oh, don't
00:56:52My guard is very much up
00:56:53Anybody touching me, offering me a drink
00:56:56Talking to me in a slightly odd way
00:56:58That could be me, gone
00:57:00So at the moment I am feeling pretty paranoid
00:57:04Secret spreading like wildfire
00:57:07Fire
00:57:10Feeding off the thieves and lies
00:57:15Better watch your eyes
00:57:18Good night, Kenny
00:57:19I'm not going to shake your hand
00:57:20I can't touch anyone
00:57:22I've already been touched too much
00:57:24Kenny, please
00:57:25Sleep well
00:57:26If you can
00:57:27Good night, pal
00:57:29Tell you whose name hasn't come up at all
00:57:31Maya
00:57:31Bye-bye
00:57:32Bye-bye
00:57:32Good night
00:57:33She'd be a great traitor
00:57:34She'd be an amazing traitor
00:57:37The castle clock has chimed
00:57:40Which means the faithful must return to their individual lodgings
00:57:46But for the traitors
00:57:47Well, they need to head to the turret
00:57:49As they have a huge decision to make
00:58:09Richard
00:58:11Maya
00:58:12How are you feeling?
00:58:14Firing squad
00:58:15It seems like because of that traitor thing that you said yesterday
00:58:19People don't have a lot to go by
00:58:20And that is all they're clinging to right now
00:58:22Understandably
00:58:23Yeah
00:58:24We've got a big decision to make tonight
00:58:25Yeah
00:58:26We've basically got to work out how to save you
00:58:29We've got to invite two faithful
00:58:32One to join our traitor clan
00:58:35And the other to kill
00:58:37I think we need to get someone that is your main accuser
00:58:41Okay
00:58:41On side
00:58:42The biggest rot fella on me is Amal
00:58:46It would take the heat off me
00:58:50For having been such a plonker
00:58:51He also could defend you
00:58:53Yes
00:58:54And switch completely
00:58:55Would that not be very suspicious if he suddenly did that?
00:58:58He'd have to play it really, really smartly
00:59:00Okay, so who would be a good person to recruit, in your opinion?
00:59:04Ramesh
00:59:05And then there's Bella
00:59:09James Acaster
00:59:10Is laser-eyed
00:59:13In his conviction that I am
00:59:16Traitor
00:59:18He would make a good traitor though
00:59:19He'd make a very good traitor
00:59:21He's super smart
00:59:23And the way that he discusses things, he's very careful
00:59:26But then again, he's after you
00:59:28I know
00:59:29I'm absolutely in his sights
00:59:30Yeah
00:59:32There's a lot of things going on
00:59:33But we're so early in the game
00:59:34We have to be so careful
00:59:36So what do you advise?
00:59:38Our mission tonight is basically get the heat off you
00:59:41Because you've digged yourself a humongous hole
00:59:43There's not enough asbestos left in England
00:59:47We've got to try our best
00:59:53Are we agreed who we're going to lock in?
00:59:57Yes
00:59:59I think we just see how they plead their case
01:00:08The time I have left is entirely dependent
01:00:11On choosing
01:00:13Who the best person is
01:00:15To recruit
01:00:17And deflect
01:00:21Traitor
01:00:22Hello
01:00:25Oh Claudia
01:00:26It is time
01:00:27For you both to choose
01:00:29The two players
01:00:31You would like to invite
01:00:32To a face-to-face meeting
01:00:34One of them
01:00:35Will join you in here
01:00:37As a traitor
01:00:38The other
01:00:39Well
01:00:40They'll be dead
01:00:41Okay
01:00:43Have you reached an agreement?
01:00:45We have reached an agreement
01:00:47Yes
01:00:47Thank you
01:00:48I will organise the arrangements
01:00:52Good luck
01:00:53Thank you
01:00:54I'll take every soul I can
01:00:56Into the night
01:00:58And kill till I die
01:01:01What are you, Richard?
01:01:03Faithful
01:01:03There you go
01:01:05See, you can do it
01:01:10It is kind of stressing me out
01:01:12That they're going to see your faces
01:01:13And have to plead
01:01:14I have no stress about that
01:01:15Whatsoever
01:01:16None
01:01:20I am hoping
01:01:21That I can turn this around for you
01:01:23You've got to end you
01:01:25Okay
01:01:25Just a final push
01:01:27Final push
01:01:47A mole
01:01:50Your presence is required
01:01:54At a secret meeting
01:01:56Please make your way
01:01:58To the chapel
01:01:59Immediately
01:02:05Oh my days
01:02:08What even is this game?
01:02:18Oh my word
01:02:29It's a compliment
01:02:45You're kidding me
01:02:46It's not me
01:02:48I've been called here as well
01:02:51Oh
01:02:52God
01:02:53It's you and me
01:02:54And two coffins
01:02:55I mean, that's not great, is it?
01:02:57This is so stressful, man
01:03:01Oh God
01:03:02Here we go
01:03:02Here we go
01:03:03This is not a good sign, is it?
01:03:07Amon
01:03:08James
01:03:10Welcome back
01:03:11To the chapel
01:03:14You must be wondering
01:03:15Why you've been brought here
01:03:17In the dead of night
01:03:19Well I can now reveal
01:03:21That you've been invited here
01:03:23By the traitors
01:03:26One of you
01:03:27Will be recruited
01:03:28As a traitor
01:03:29Tonight
01:03:30The other
01:03:32The other
01:03:34You'll be murdered
01:03:38The traitors will decide
01:03:40Who lives
01:03:41And who dies
01:03:45But
01:03:46You have the opportunity
01:03:48To influence
01:03:49Their decision
01:03:50A lifeline
01:03:52If you will
01:03:53To survive
01:03:55This first murder
01:03:57You will have to
01:03:58Convince them
01:03:59That you
01:04:00Are the best recruit
01:04:04If you are selected
01:04:05You will join them
01:04:07As a traitor
01:04:08Immediately
01:04:10Of course
01:04:11If you don't want
01:04:12To be a traitor
01:04:13You can make that known
01:04:15But
01:04:16You know how that
01:04:18Will end up
01:04:19And one more thing
01:04:21You will each
01:04:22Plead for your lives
01:04:24To the traitors
01:04:27Face to face
01:04:36Two of them
01:04:42Oh my
01:04:43You're
01:04:49Oh my
01:04:52Oh my
01:04:55Oh my god
01:04:55Oh my god
01:04:56Oh my god
01:05:04No
01:05:05Yeah
01:05:06No
01:05:08Richard
01:05:10Were you double
01:05:11Triple bluffing
01:05:12Or what
01:05:12Maya
01:05:13I should have seen
01:05:14That all along
01:05:15The sight of the two
01:05:16Of them
01:05:17Hoods down
01:05:18United
01:05:19In evil
01:05:20I don't think
01:05:20I will ever forget
01:05:21Well
01:05:22Faithful
01:05:23Now you know
01:05:24Who you're at the mercy of
01:05:26It is time
01:05:26To make
01:05:27Your pleas
01:05:29Who would like
01:05:30To go first
01:05:31After you mate
01:05:34James
01:05:37I think currently
01:05:38Pretty much everyone's
01:05:39Convinced I'm a faithful
01:05:41Also
01:05:41I've been pushing your name
01:05:43Really really really hard
01:05:45Everyone knows that about me
01:05:46If I go tonight
01:05:47The first person they're looking at
01:05:49Is you
01:05:51You need help getting the heat off of you
01:05:53And right now everyone believes me
01:05:55Because I've just gone in
01:05:58Head first into being a faithful
01:05:59So all I have to do is keep that up
01:06:04And we were in the car together today
01:06:06We got on
01:06:07You know that we work well as a team
01:06:10I'm pretty confident that I'm the right decision
01:06:15Amal
01:06:15It is now your turn
01:06:17To plead for your life
01:06:20I genuinely have absolutely no heat on me whatsoever
01:06:23Nobody in there thinks I'm a traitor
01:06:25And that's going to be useful
01:06:27The second thing is
01:06:28I've established some really good relationships
01:06:32I know that they'll believe what I say
01:06:35And that is why the third pillar
01:06:37Which is relevant to you Richard
01:06:39Is I do think
01:06:40I am uniquely placed to take the heat off you
01:06:43I'm here because I sniff out
01:06:45Liars for a living
01:06:46And the faithful think
01:06:49I will identify the traitor
01:06:50By doing my job really well
01:06:52And if I'm on your side
01:06:54I'll throw him off the scent
01:06:59Go and each lay in a coffin
01:07:02While you await your fates
01:07:11Ah dear
01:07:15Ah
01:07:16Ah lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy
01:07:21Ah
01:07:22This is
01:07:23I'm too young for this
01:07:25Traitors
01:07:26You must now choose
01:07:28Who you want to join you
01:07:30And who
01:07:31You want
01:07:32Dead
01:07:34It's literally
01:07:35A decision
01:07:36Of life
01:07:37And death
01:07:47I'm torn
01:07:47Between both of them
01:07:49I feel like they were both very good arguments
01:07:53I'm kind of 50-50
01:07:55I think they both could bring something
01:07:56I have got it wrong
01:07:58Completely
01:07:58So I'm going with what you say
01:08:00The two faithfuls we've invited to the chapel
01:08:03Are our only hope
01:08:05Of saving Richard's name
01:08:07It's such a hard decision
01:08:09Because it could change
01:08:11The entire game
01:08:17Yeah
01:08:18Okay
01:08:19It's a risk
01:08:20I agree with you
01:08:21Okay
01:08:26Have you made your decision?
01:08:42I agree with you
01:08:57The decision that Maya and I have made
01:09:00Is monumental
01:09:02For my survival
01:09:03I genuinely
01:09:06Heartfeltly hope
01:09:07I don't live to regret it