00:01Welcome. Welcome.
00:04What do you do to stop yourself going crazy in this place?
00:07You want to know my secret?
00:09Who needs the World Wide Web, my friend, when we have the World Wide Window?
00:14Let's see who's out there today.
00:16There's an under-12s playing their local rivals.
00:18There's a dad with his young daughter and a copper on a park bench.
00:22Kids trying to steal their handbag.
00:24Why don't you just give it a rest?
00:25Just trying to keep you entertained.
00:27You love boasting about that view.
00:29Why don't you shuffle off to wherever they dump you lot?
00:32You're just a bad blocker!
