00:02My spouse and I lived in New Orleans for about a year and a half, and it was like the
00:08first
00:08month we were there, went with one of our friends with the NLPD, literally turned around
00:14and on Bourbon Street saw a man pull his pants down and defecate on the street holding the
00:20sidewalk.
00:21Well, there's your fecal contamination.
00:24Ew!
00:25There's your fecal contamination.
00:26Right there, baby.
00:28Wow.
00:29Wow.
00:30All right.
00:31It's...
00:31Yeah.
00:33It's...
00:34If you like the smell of vomit, urine, and feces rolled into one, go to Bourbon Street.
00:39Well, that's a great selling point.
00:41All right.
00:41Ladies and gentlemen, call from the New Orleans Tourism Board.
00:44All right.
00:45Thank you very much.
00:46Oh, look at Bailey.
00:48Bailey has a look of shock and horror on her face.
00:51I'm rethinking this trip.
00:52I know.
00:53It's gonna be fun.
00:54You'll have fun.
00:55Yeah.
00:55Is your ticket refundable?
00:57I like that.
00:59Oh.
01:00Why don't you just go to Mount Dora here in Florida or something?
01:03We...
01:04...
01:05We'll be right back for you.
